Michael Phelps Damage Control

In a statement released to The Associated Press, Michael Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Games, did not dispute the authenticity of the exclusive bongload pot smoking picture.
“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgement,” Phelps said.
“I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”
more HERE

Phelps Fires Up! ...Going Down in Flames?

THIS is the astonishing picture which could destroy the career of the greatest competitor in Olympic history. Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, draws from a bong.
And after sporting chiefs announced laws which mean four-year bans for drug-taking, Phelps’ dreams of adding to his overall 14 gold medal tally at the 2012 games in London could already be OVER.
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Pool Boy Oh Boy

Kenyon Smith is a champion in his chosen sport. But he didn’t go to Beijing to compete in the Olympics since, in synchronized swimming, boys aren’t allowed.
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video HERE

9 Beijing Olympic Commentaries

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Mousy Medalist

Eerie similarities between Shawn Johnson and the small cartoon rat "Topo Gigio."

Our Fondest Olympic Memories...All Together Now

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Page Ripped from Television

A decent video of the Jimmy Page/Leona Lewis performance of the Led Zeppelin classic 'Whole Lotta Love' at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics has not been made available...but here's a three part series taped directly from a Chinese TV screen...




audio from show HERE

Most-Watched Event in TV History

NBC says its official: The Beijing Games has become the most-watched U.S. television event of all time.
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Ain't that a kick in the head?

Cuban taekwondo athlete Angel Matos attacked a judge, throwing punches and kicks, after being declared the loser Saturday in his bronze medal match. He was given a lifetime ban from the sport for the outburst.
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Tit for Tit

Last week it was Gemma Beadsworth's opponent who slipped her nip...and although the Australian Water Polo star won the bronze metal she also won Olympic nip slip infamy.

The whole Olympic water polo thing has won our attention this year...

Dolphin Boy's Girlfriend

Mike Phelps has already been linked to model Lily Donaldson and Amanda Beard. They both denied involvement.
Now Page Six claims Phelps was spotted sticking his tongue down the throat of Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. Someone said they were making out on this past Monday night outside of the Olympic Village in Beijing.
Stephanie barely broke up with her swimmer boyfriend Eamon Sullivan. Eamon is reportedly "cut up" over the split.
Phelps wouldn't comment on the rumors and has already said that his private life is private.

Ya dude, but what about those EARS?

Anyways, above is a picture from HER Facebook page, some of which have been censored...from the look of the pic she could very well be 'hetero-flexible'...

Sex and the Olympic City

Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?
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China Gets Up United States' Ass

Chinese Olympic wrestler Wang Jiao pinned and poked United State’s Ali Bernard during the quarterfinals of the women's 72kg wrestling division at the Beijing Olympics.

Box 'n Bite

Boxer disqualified for biting Olympic opponent...
And believe it or not ... Evander Holyfield was there to see it
Dzhakhon Kurbanov's bout with Kazakhstan's Yerkebulan Shynaliyev was stopped with 17 seconds left in the third round when Kurbanov apparently bit Shynaliyev.
story is HERE

Thank You...NBC!

Russian Olympic gymnast Ksenia Semenova and an unidentified teammate suck face after Semenovas turn on the uneven bars...and NBC is there!

...what's the age of consent in Russia?

Olympic Compare & Contrast

Here is the iconic first photo (top) of a bare-chested, medal-clad Michael Phelps doing his best Mark Spitz impression - sporting an Olympic-sized grin as his eight gold medals dangle from his neck.
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...Spitz did it with Hair!

Argentina Joins the 'Slit-eyed' Club

Spain's basketball team were the first to spark controversy at the start of the games with a photograph showing all 15 members pulling the skin around their eyes...
Several days later another photograph emerged of Spanish tennis players making the same gesture apparently during an earlier sporting event in China in April.
Yesterday members of the Argentine women's football team were the latest to be criticized after being photographed making the same crude impression of their Chinese counterparts.
Photographs of Argentine athletes making slit-eyed faces during the run up to the games in Beijing have highlighted the gulf between political correctness and the racial insensitivity prevalent in the Spanish speaking world.
more HERE

Gee, I wonder if we can collect every nation doing it?

Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

Wet Olympic Nipple

Congratulations to photographer William West of Getty Images for snapping this action shot during the titillating Australia/Greece women's water polo match-up. Greek Water Polo player Christina Tsoukala, loses her shirt while splashing around Australia's Gemma Beadsworth.
NBC should thank him too, as the ratings for this particular event will probably skyrocket now that the potential for soaking wet nip-slips has emerged.