Cheeto Assault

Bedford County, Tennessee - A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
According to the report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."
more HERE

World's Largest Cheeto

First, Giant Cheetos...Now, Liquid Bacon!

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube.
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Big Cheezy Balls

Frito-Lay announced today that beginning tomorrow, they will sell Cheetos the size of ping-pong balls. The PR folks at Frito-Lay said they wanted to create something "fun." One bag will sell for $2.89. A little bag of 5 will sell for 59 cents.
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We are assuming this is an April Fools marketing joke...

UPDATE: WE ARE NOW IN POSSESSION OF A BAG....

Interactive Cheetos

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Painting on Velvet with Cheetos

Spicy Chicken Cheetos Patties Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 pound freshly ground chicken breast
• 3 tablespoons finely chopped onion
• 2 tablespoons diced canned jalapeno chiles
• 1/2 teaspoon chili powder
• 1 teaspoon ground cumin
• 3 tablespoons bread crumbs
• Chicken broth or water to moisten
• 1 cup crushed Cheetos

Directions:

1. Mix chicken, onion, chilies, chili powder, cumin and bread crumbs. Add enough chicken broth to moisten. Divide into patties and press each side into ground Cheetos, making sure that they adhere to form a crust.
2. Spray a frying pan with nonstick cooking spray and heat over medium high heat until lightly smoking. Add patties and reduce heat to medium-low. Fry until golden-bronze on one side. Turn and continue to fry slowly until chicken is cooked inside, about 20 minutes.
3. Serve with cheese sauce or salsa alone or on a bun.

Cheetos Robbery

St. Paul, Minnesota - Cops in St. Paul were called to the scene of a vending-machine theft and it didn't take them long to figure out the robber. Seems there was a trail of Cheetos dust from the vending machine to a nearby home.
Inside the house, they found the three teenage Cheeto addicts along with tons of bags of other chips and candies. Of course, they all denied it.
You know their hands were covered in Cheeto dust and they still looked at the cop and said, "Huh!" They were arrested.
story is HERE

No word yet if Britney Spears was anywhere near the site of the robbery...

It's Cheesus!

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Yes! That’s right! You could soon be the owner of this Male Member-shaped Cheeto!

Chester Cheetah is our kinda people...