Scarlett Johansson Married

Ryan Reynolds, 31, and Scarlett Johansson, 23, got married in some remote wilderness resort outside of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on Saturday night.
The two became engaged last May after dating for about a year.
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Alanis Morrisette is on the verge of writing another monster hit song...

Yeah, but how do you really feel?

"No-strings relationships have helped cure me of love addiction. All my life I've been in long-term monogamous relationships. I had to break that pattern by not allowing myself to have a relationship for a year, stopping myself from committing to men. I haven't been celibate. I've had lots of dates and lots of sex, but I haven't been pushing to turn a date into a relationship. This has been a huge thing for me."
- Alanis Morissette, on how she got over her split from Ryan Reynolds
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...oh...and this...
Alanis Morissette Didn't Enjoy Sarah Jessica Parker Lesbian Kiss

She's there for the Penis...

Alanis Morissette recovered from her split with former fiance Ryan Reynolds (who dumped Morissette and is now engaged to Scarlett Johansson) last year by going on “lots of dates” and having “lots of sex”.
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the question is...who did they think of when they fucked her?

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