Jerry's got a Gun

82-year-old comic legend Jerry Lewis was making his way through security at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport when an unloaded gun was discovered in his carry-on.

LAAAAADY...

According to Entertainment Tonight, Jerry said he didn't realize he had a gun in there. For that matter Jerry didn't realize he was even in the airport... He told security that family members had used his bag. When all else fails, blame Dean Martin. Jerry was only cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.

You and I, of course, would've had the shit beat out of us by TSA and been tazered by the Las Vegas PD before being turned over to the FBI for more caning...