Vern, Stop STARING, it's creepy.......

No... Not Again...

Mini-Me has a new girlfriend: 22-year-old Dominique Arganese. And she’s hot! Or at least hotter than the last chick he made a sex tape with.
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I'm always amazed at how low a beautiful woman will go when the scant glimmer of becoming famous is dangled in front of them. It must take a lot of coke to keep the puke down when she’s in bed with the nasty little hobgoblin.

Mini- Me's Sex Tape Available...while supplies last

While actor Verne Troyer successfully sued and got a court order to block distribution of a 50-minute sex tape in the United States, an overseas company is distributing the tape online.
AVN reports that a website called SexWithMiniMe.com is selling the full Verne Troyer/Ranae Shrider sex tape for just $9.95.
In the now infamous tape, Verne shows that size doesn't matter as he pleases Ranae over and over...Ranae isn't all too innocent either!

Vern Troyer's stolen furniture has been recovered

Don't sweat the small stuff...

Mini-Me (Vern Troyer) is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shirder, for allegedly beating his ass and causing him emotional distress.
Troyer's lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Vernski to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

Remember how we're all riding on that short school bus to hell together? Well, I've just been upgraded to first-class for laughing so hard at the vision of Vernski getting tossed like a salad at the Sizzler. Here is the google search for Midget tossing ...thought I'd save you the time and trouble.
Mr. Troyer's lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million.

Uh...that's like, $10 million per foot...

Vern's Puny Putter

Verne Troyer took part in a charity golf tournament. Troyer, aka Mini Me played with small golf clubs...KFed was there too...
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Mini Sex Scandal Over...for now

Vern Troyer (AKA Mini-Me) has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his now infamous sex tape. He dropped the lawsuit after the parties agreed not to market the video.
Troyer's attorney told The Los Angeles Times, "We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction." SugarDVD must retain permission from Troyer and his co-star Ranae Shrider before selling the little blue movie. The tape will remain private and there are no plans to sell.

He's saying that now, but something tells me Mini-Me is short on cash, so his own piece of hell will soon be up for sale. I need to know if Mini-Me is hung like a rabbit. He has to be bigger than these dudes (NSFW). Seriously, I've seen @#$& (DON'T CLICK ON THAT) bigger than those dicks.

PLEASE JESUS, FORGIVE ME FOR THIS POST...

What's good for the goose...

Sienna Miller has revealed the depth of her love for new boyfriend Balthazar Getty during a secret romantic break on the Amalfi Coast in Italy.
The actress looked relaxed and happy...and very topless... on board a boat with the American TV and film star as they shared a kiss in a very public display of affection. These breath-taking pictures of the couple will devastate Sienna's former boyfriend, actor Rhys Ifans.
Not to mention, Getty, 33, is a married man and father of four children and heir to his family's oil fortune who also appears to have a penchant for actresses, having previously dated Drew Barrymore and Milla Jovovich.
Read about it and see those boobies HERE

And yes, I know the photo of Mini-Me "getting some" has nothing to do with this story... However, I have been staring at the 2 pictures side by side for an hour and ...well, I find them strangely erotic...or not...

Me 'n Mini-Me

Tampa's MJ Morning Radio Show aired an interview with aspiring actress Ranae Shirder, the girl who appears in the Verne "Mini Me" Troyer sex tape. it's HERE

Mini-IN-Me

Pull out the Kleenex because the Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! TMZ.com has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
Click HERE or HERE to watch the "short" clip and try not to...well you know.

Mr. Troyer has filed a lawsuit against TMZ...see HERE

Lisa Marie: It takes a Village

I think she's going to give birth to Billy Barty and Vern Troyer...
...she's flippin' HUGE PEOPLE.
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