Monday, December 31, 2007
...through the eyes of kitties
2007 GOP Hall of Shame
* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage
* Richard Mellon Scaife: Right-wing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker
* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room
* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, has hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes
* Dick Morris: Current adviser to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking
* Ted Haggard: Mega-church founder, Bush adviser and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006
* Gay Bob Blow Job Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park
* Richard Curtis: A right-wing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion
Requirements for Nomination:
To qualify as a nominee to the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
How everyone should read...
It's like, Miley Cyrus and another girl and, like, a tongue...
Miss Cyrus, has laughed off the pics and the 'lesbian' moniker they've been adorned with by the well-intentioned folks on the internet; stating, "They're nothing bad. At first, I was really upset. It really sucks. It's not something I'm going to let slide. I'm really upset about it, 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal."
Adding that the pics were taken at a sleepover and the girl she felt-up is one of her best friends.
more HERE and HERE
Miley interview HERE
Meanwhile, her sold out Disney tour with The Jonas Brothers continues to roll across North America...
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Southside Johnny Meets Tom Waits
Milk Gun Patent
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2007: A Year in Video
There's Something About Melyssa...
Water Bar: ...you'll want to take a leak just by looking at it
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I'll be right back; I'm SO PLACING AN ORDER...
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The Rebecca Mystique
we're not big sports fanatics around here...but these guys really did put on quite a show...
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Calculator Spy Camera and DVR
Get yours HERE
Sonic Grenade - I Need a Case
Once the alarm goes off, your prey will only be able to adjust the settings, he or she or they will not be able to permanently turn the unit off. The only way to permanently stop the alarm is to reinsert the pin, which you are now twirling around your finger. Remember, revenge is a dish best served LOUD!
Get yours HERE
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Gogol Bordello Rule
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Preggo, YES - Hers? NO WAY
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Sean Penn Gets Wise
She filed December 21 citing irreconcilable differences.
December 24th he was seen dining “very young, very attractive” brunette at San Francisco’s Café de la Presse restaurant; more HERE
We're just sayin'...Sean seems to be gaining wisdom with age
Wounded Knee Massacre 12/29/1890
Friday, December 28, 2007
Jay-Z is not having a great day
No PASS-O, NO NEW YEARS EVE PARTY...YO
Unless Jay-Z and his team miraculously come up with certain licenses and certificates by Sunday December 30, 2007, they won't be able to go on with their New Year's Eve party plans...And then there are the refunds of all those multi-hundred dollar tickets...
The 40/40 Club website is HERE
Just another B.S. Thursday Night
Ya...O.K., Sure...Bindi, get out now while you can!...
Pageant Drama Continues
Was Tyra Banks involved in this photo shoot?
JonBenet Ramsey is in a better place, rest in peace...
Lohan Honored for her film work...
Lindsay is being honored for her contribution to cinema. Word has it that Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson were runners up and the award is named after film legend Anna Nicole Smith.
Normally, I would make this stuff up...HOWEVER, THIS TIME I DIDN'T HAVE TO since the Capri Hollywood Film Festival is actually doing it for real and she is actually showing up...FREAK!
Kat Von D: Bloated or Fetus?
"Hi Mom, this is the woman I'm having a baby with; she draws on people and smokes a lot and drinks even more; we're in love..."
her website is HERE
Hold your Tiger Beat...
Hello Kitty for Men
Hello Kitty is reportedly marketing a special line of products just for men. The line apparently features a more "rugged" looking Hello Kitty figure, the perfect thing for a "generation" that feels no embarrassment about wearing Hello Kitty. All I know is that my Hello Kitty ice pack RULES...
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Mt. Rushmore A Capella
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Our Exclusive Jamie Lynn Spears Interview
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Another Loss from Camp Simpson; when will it be over?
MS Simpson must give some mind-altering *******, because Hollywood's been trying to make this loser a box office star for what seems like half a century. Here's a hint: it's not working. The only way she should be in a movie theater is if she paid to get in. With her lack of talent, at best, she should be laying in a box waiting for a magician to cut it in half or maybe a cameo with the guys from the JACKASS Films.
Wait Wait, our gift to you , the readers of Chuck's Weird World this holiday season...
Watch the WHOLE FILM online right HERE, then you too can be one of the very very few who has had this privilege...One bright spot...WILLIE FRICKIN' NELSON, and if you don't know how we here at CWW feel about him, well:
HE IS A GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mischa Barton rolls her own...
Winter Television Premiere Dates
According to Jim (ABC); Biggest Loser: Couples (NBC)
Wednesday, Jan. 2
Law & Order (NBC); Power of 10 (CBS); Supernanny (ABC); Wife Swap (ABC)
Thursday, Jan. 3
Celebrity Apprentice (NBC)
Friday, Jan. 4
1 vs. 100 (NBC); Flash Gordon (Sci Fi); How to Look Good Naked (Lifetime); Stargate: Atlantis (Sci Fi)
Sunday, Jan. 6
American Gladiators (NBC); Cashmere Mafia (ABC); The L Word (Showtime); The Wire (HBO)
Monday, Jan. 7
Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann (ABC); Medium (NBC)
Tuesday, Jan. 8
Life of Ryan (MTV); One Tree Hill (CW)
Thursday, Jan. 10
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (VH1); Make Me a Supermodel (Bravo)
Friday, Jan. 11
Monk (USA); Psych (USA)
Sunday, Jan. 13
Comanche Moon miniseries (CBS); Masterpiece Theatre (PBS); Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox)
Monday, Jan. 14
Kyle XY (ABC Family); Prison Break (Fox)
Tuesday, Jan. 15
10 Items or Less (TBS); American Idol (Fox)
Wednesday, Jan. 16
Reno 911! (Comedy)
Sunday, Jan. 20
Breaking Bad (AMC)
Monday, Jan. 21
Wildfire (ABC Family)
Tuesday, Jan. 22
The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo)
Wednesday, Jan. 23
Moment of Truth (Fox)
Saturday, Jan. 26
Torchwood (BBC America)
Monday, Jan. 28
In Treatment (HBO)
Thursday, Jan. 31
Lost (ABC); Eli Stone (ABC)
Monday, Feb. 4
The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); Paradise Hotel 2 (MyNetworkTV); Welcome to the Captain (CBS)
Thursday, Feb. 7
Lipstick Jungle (NBC); Survivor (CBS)
Tuesday, Feb. 12
Big Brother (CBS); Jericho (CBS)
Monday, Feb. 18
The Baby Borrowers (NBC); Quarterlife (NBC)
Friday, Feb. 22
New Amsterdam (Fox)
Sunday, Mar. 2
Oprah's Big Give (ABC); Unhitched (Fox)
Monday, Mar. 3
When Women Rule the World (Fox)
Friday, Mar. 7
The Return of Jezebel James (Fox)
Monday, Mar. 17
Dancing with the Stars 6 (ABC)
Tuesday, Apr. 1
Hell's Kitchen (Fox)
Friday, Apr. 11
Canterbury's Law (Fox)
No Premiere Date
Battlestar Galactica (Sci Fi); Dirt (FX); Farmer Wants a Wife (CW); Greek (ABC Family); In Plain Sight (USA); The I.T. Crowd (NBC); Miss/Guided (ABC); The Shield (FX); Swingtown (CBS)
The Departed 2007: Those We'll Miss the Most
Because she was Lily in an utterly classy way that you wouldn't expect from a sitcom called The Munsters. And she slept with Frankenstein...
He recorded his own video obituary for the New York Times. ("Hi, I'm Art Buchwald and I just died...") How COOL IS THAT?!!
Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers
They ruled Match Game and made it the most sophisticated thing a person could do on a weekday afternoon...while wearing a polyester suit.
Tammy Faye Bakker
The Eyes of Tammy Faye made everyone see her in a new light. She befriended, not judged, 'the Hedgehog' Ron Jeremy. And she was all about THE MAKEUP.
The helmet. The cape. The walking stick. Even the sound of his name brings up the emotion of COOLNESS.