Monday, May 11, 2009

Louisiana Senate Race Gets Stormy

Look out old boobs in the Senate, there might be a new pair, err, new senator coming your way! Stormy Daniels of, well, Stormy Daniels pornography fame is thinking about running for a Senate seat in 2010 representing her home state of Louisiana, going up against Republican senator, David Vitter. Unlike Vitter who had indiscretions of a sexual nature in private, but eventually made public, Daniels has been having sex for public consumption for several years now. She is practically scandal-free! Who couldn’t use that from a candidate?
CNN interview HERE
IMDB HERE
official website HERE

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Monday, December 31, 2007

2007 GOP Hall of Shame

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees
* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage
* Richard Mellon Scaife: Right-wing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker
* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room
* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, has hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes
* Dick Morris: Current adviser to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking
* Ted Haggard: Mega-church founder, Bush adviser and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006
* Gay Bob Blow Job Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park
* Richard Curtis: A right-wing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion

Requirements for Nomination:

To qualify as a nominee to the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.

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