Milk Gun Patent

Hey, what do you get when you cross a baby's bottle with a calking gun? The accurate yet asinine Milk Gun, designed to feed your baby milk and flowable foods at the touch of a trigger! You load this thing like a cookie dough dispenser and then try to coax baby to latch on to the nipplish-like feeding tip (# 26). While the wee one is staring down the barrel of your super-sized squirt gun, simply pull the trigger to start calking, er, we mean to feed the flowing food to your burping bambino. What's that you say... angel face would prefer to cry rather than eat right now? No problemo! Next time your little cherub's mouth is open and crying, take careful aim and quickly squirt some milk into her cute kisser.