R.I.P.: Ed McMahon

LOS ANGELES, California -- Ed McMahon, the longtime sidekick of Johnny Carson on the "Tonight Show," has died after long battle with cancer. He was 86.
McMahon was recently hospitalized at the UCLA Ronald Reagan Hospital in Los Angeles for a bout of pneumonia.
McMahon began his televsion career as an announcer on television legend Dick Clark's "American Bandstand," in 1952, and worked on the show until 1958.
The entertainer started as Carson's sidekick in 1962, and worked alongside Carson for 30 years. On the "Tonight Show," McMahon became famous for creating the catchphrase "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!"
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Sarah Palin Sells Out

Sarah Palin, it turns out, remains extremely popular in the U.S. – at least among readers of comics. A graphic biography of the Alaskan governor was released in the U.S. and has been flying off the shelves, with its publisher already rushing back to press for a second printing.
more HERE
Bluewater Productions, Inc. hopes to build upon the success of its Female Force series of political comics with the new Political Power series, spotlighting influential politicians from Nancy Pelosi to Ronald Reagan.

Idiocracy in Action

A study by the new McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum found that 22 percent of Americans could name all five Simpson family members, compared with just 1 in 1,000 people who could name all five First Amendment freedoms. more HERE

The mind numbing stupidity of the American people. A country that will send a brain dead, failed "B" movie actor to the White House and then look back at his disastrous administration with fond nostalgia a quarter of a century later...

Think about how stupid the average American is, and then realize that half of them are dumber than that.
-George Carlin

Summer Smut Reader

"Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1, 2008 and includes full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malkovich and more.

The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as 'donkey dick'...Sean Connery also has a big one.
Also in the mix:

• Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan
• Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
• James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
• Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adams
• Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
• Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
• Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").

video HERE
pre-order book HERE

Obama likens himself to Reagan

In one of the most surprising twists in the Presidential campaign, Barack Obama has drawn similarities between himself and, none other than, the omnificent Republican, Ronald Reagan...
the video and transcript are HERE

2007 GOP Hall of Shame

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees

* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage

* Richard Mellon Scaife: Right-wing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker

* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room

* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, has hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes

* Dick Morris: Current adviser to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking

* Ted Haggard: Mega-church founder, Bush adviser and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006

* Gay Bob Blow Job Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park

* Richard Curtis: A right-wing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion

Requirements for Nomination:

To qualify as a nominee to the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.