Sunday, June 08, 2008

Jim and Tammy were ahead of their time...

In 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park that rivals Heritage USA
The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports.
The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.
Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater.

It all sounds so Old Testament.

In the New Testament section they should totally have a ride called "What Would Jesus Do?"!

No word if the park maps will have special text in RED.


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Friday, December 28, 2007

The Departed 2007: Those We'll Miss the Most

Yvonne De Carlo
Because she was Lily in an utterly classy way that you wouldn't expect from a sitcom called The Munsters. And she slept with Frankenstein...

Art Buchwald
He recorded his own video obituary for the New York Times. ("Hi, I'm Art Buchwald and I just died...") How COOL IS THAT?!!

Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers
They ruled Match Game and made it the most sophisticated thing a person could do on a weekday afternoon...while wearing a polyester suit.

Tammy Faye Bakker
The Eyes of Tammy Faye made everyone see her in a new light. She befriended, not judged, 'the Hedgehog' Ron Jeremy. And she was all about THE MAKEUP.

Evel Knievel
The helmet. The cape. The walking stick. Even the sound of his name brings up the emotion of COOLNESS.

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