Olsen Twins Debate Double Boob Job

Inching ever closer to fulfilling fantasies too numerous to count, Ashley Olsen has requested that her sister, Mary-Kate join her in an effort to enhance the famous twin nymphets' careers.
"Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous." says a source. "And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done."
...it make perfect sense...
more HERE

Olsens Under the Influence

"Mary-Kate and I have filled 'Influence' with the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation," Ashley Olsen said in a statement.
"Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others," Mary-Kate Olsen said in a statement.
available HERE

...teach others what? ...how to be insidious nymphs with poutty lips and flared nostrils?

U.S. Attorney will NOT Interrogate Mary-Kate

THE investigation into Heath Ledger's death has been officially closed, with the U.S. Attorney's office revealing it will not interrogate Mary-Kate Olsen.
Olsen, 22, was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury on April 23, but her attorney had been in negotiations with federal authorities since then, the source says.
Olsen had wanted immunity before testifying.
more HERE

Peta Loves The Olsen Twins

Peta, who has devoted an entire website to "The Olsens" said, "Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn't grow on trees. We hope that on their birthday (the twins are 22 today), they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won't live to see another birthday thanks to the twins' abominable taste in clothes."
Los Angeles Times article HERE

Dream On, Freaks...

Double Double II

Playboy Olsen Twins Offer

After striking out when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18, it's reported that in an attempt to fulfill the sexual fantasies of the global majority, Hugh Hefner has tried to convince the Olsen twins again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
story is HERE

Mary-Kate Booze Shopping

Mary Kate Olsen Busted At Liquor Store

Peta Declares War on the Olsen Twins

Peta has gone after the Olsens dedicating an entire website and MySpace to them. They have dubbed them "The Trollsens" and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

Peta said, "No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs."

Their MySpace reads: " Hi, we're Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we're celebrities, we don't have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else's skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone's family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever. "

Olsen Twins selling some property...

The Olsen twins have put their New York apartment in the West Village on the real estate market.
The asking price?
A $12 million shag palace!

Click here to take a virtual tour of the property.

Chicago Editorial

Doug Elfman of the Chicago Sun-Times mind seems to wander into strange territory...The question is: How much time did he spend conducting research? AND...What exactly is his motivation? ...is it really about parenting? ...

'Pretty Baby'
Brooke Shields, then 12, appeared nude while portraying a child prostitute in this 1978 Louis Malle film. At 14, Shields went topless in the sex-obsessed "Blue Lagoon." She told People this summer: "People used to say my mom used me as a commodity. But you know what? She did her own version [of] dysfunctional behavior, sure, but nothing like you see these days" in Hollywood.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Raised in the limelight like her sister since she was a baby, Mary-Kate is now famous for being a public mess at times. She has battled anorexia in rehab. And what about things the twins had no control over? Before they turned 18 in 2004, Web sites ran clocks counting the days till they were fair game for sex. One site boasted, "Gentlemen, start your engines and get out your best booze. The countdown has begun. The Olsen Twins are waiting for you!"

LeAnn Rimes
At 12, her manager-dad got her to sign a record deal to make dozens of albums for Curb. She later claimed her dad took 70 percent of earnings, sued him and Curb, and finally settled after telling Congress she still owed Curb 21 albums during her adult years.

'American Beauty'
Thora Birch was 16 when she filmed a nude scene for the 1999 Oscar-winning film. Her parents are ex-porn actors. Earlier this year, her dad reportedly coached Birch on the set during sex scenes for an upcoming movie.