No Apologies for A-Rod?

We've simply been stumped by the fact that throughout the whole Sarah Palin/David Letterman He said/She said bad joke to begin with saga...we haven't heard one peep out of the butt of the original joke, Mr. Alex Rodriguez.
Sarah Palin created a media circus by making a stupid off-color joke personal...and transfixing the nations morons...even calling for the firing of David Letterman! Her attention seeking propaganda campaign worked like a charm.
But what about A-Rod?
Apparently, the joke didn't offend him since we haven't heard one single word from him or about him. Palin hasn't mentioned him...Letterman hasn't mentioned him...in fact, in our (limited) research, we cannot find one single media mention of Alex Rodriguez in connection to the bad-joke-of-the-moment.
What is up with that?

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Of course she DID...

Page Six claims Madonna knew all about her brother's scandalous tell-all and even helped him write some of it. A source said, "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."
The tell-all is all part of Madonna's publicity blitz to promote her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. Another source said that she is using the A-Rod scandal to her advantage and will wear a Yankee jersey in the finale of her show. The source said, "All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well."

Madonna responsible for Divorce...

Madonna's statement released to People magazine goes like this: "My husband (Guy Ritchie) and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”
ARod's wife has filed for divorce in Florida based on the fact he is sleeping with the Material Girl.