No Apologies for A-Rod?

We've simply been stumped by the fact that throughout the whole Sarah Palin/David Letterman He said/She said bad joke to begin with saga...we haven't heard one peep out of the butt of the original joke, Mr. Alex Rodriguez.
Sarah Palin created a media circus by making a stupid off-color joke personal...and transfixing the nations morons...even calling for the firing of David Letterman! Her attention seeking propaganda campaign worked like a charm.
But what about A-Rod?
Apparently, the joke didn't offend him since we haven't heard one single word from him or about him. Palin hasn't mentioned him...Letterman hasn't mentioned him...in fact, in our (limited) research, we cannot find one single media mention of Alex Rodriguez in connection to the bad-joke-of-the-moment.
What is up with that?

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Sarah Palin Crawls Up David Letterman's Ass

Sarah Palin lambasted late-night comedian David Letterman Wednesday for "sexually perverted comments" about one of her teenage daughters - and rebuffed his moves to make nice.
The funnyman joked Monday of Palin's recent New York visit that "...during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
Palin was incensed.
"Laughter incited by sexually perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is ... disgusting," the obviously confused, humorless and mentally challenged Alaska governor said in a statement. Palin is the disgusting one...spinning the truth and manipulating the thoughts of the throngs of idiots that support her.
Letterman was referring to 18-year-old Bristol Palin, Sarah's eldest daughter who thwarted the teachings of her church, engaged in underage sex, was embroiled in a Republican presidential campaign coverup, rebuked the father of her child, became a poster child against abstinence then changed her mind and recently gave birth to a son.
Sounds like fair game to us...
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THE PUNCHLINE

"(It's) so cold, Alex Rodriguez's cousin injected him with Tabasco sauce."
-- David Letterman

A-Rod is a Kabbalah School Drop Out

Madonna is reportedly furious Alex Rodriguez dropped out of Kabbalah training because he was "bored".
The 50-year-old singer - whose divorce from Guy Ritchie was granted last week - has so far failed in her attempts to get her rumored boyfriend Alex to share her interest in Kabbalah, a mystical off-shoot of Judaism.
A source at New York's Kabbalah Center, where baseball star Alex had been attending private classes said: "He hasn't even finished Kabbalah 1 (the introduction to the study of Kabbalah) and the majority of the time he has spent so far was for counseling, not study."
Madonna - whose bid to get Ritchie interested in the religion failed after he branded it "weird" and "hokum" - is now said to be considering whether to proceed in her relationship with Alex.
The source added: "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna. She did drag Guy into Kabbalah, she's doing the same now with Alex. But he's bored. He's basically a Kabbalah school dropout."
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Madonna responsible for Divorce...

Madonna's statement released to People magazine goes like this: "My husband (Guy Ritchie) and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”
ARod's wife has filed for divorce in Florida based on the fact he is sleeping with the Material Girl.