George and Boobs

George Clooney and Violante Placido on set of A Private Gentleman

George Clooneys Nun...

George Clooney's girlfriend of the week , Elisabetta Canalis. The Sun found this still from a movie called Virgin Territory (which also stars the recently crazy Mischa Barton) of Elisabetta as a flashing nun.

A couple days ago, People Magazine did a piece of Elisabetta and tried to make her sound like she's a really normal. One friend of Elisabetta's said, "Elisabetta is a beautiful girl full of life who embodies the Mediterranean woman: dark hair and a full figure. Elisabetta is a go-getter who is not afraid of expressing her opinion. In a few years she has built a successful TV career thanks to her determination and hard work."

Give her a month, and we will see someone else on the back of Georges motorcycle.

Clooney: The Latest

The Globe : A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
more HERE

Happy Birthday George Clooney

George Clooney Flavored Tofu?

Just when we thought we'd seen it all from PETA -- the animal rights organization known for high-profile celebrity ads -- President Ingrid Newkirk has come up with this: George Clooney-flavored tofu.
In a letter sent to the actor, Newkirk said that PETA has been offered his gym towel and wants to use his sweat to create Clooney tofu.
more HERE

...we like George, but the opportunity for a joke at his expense is far too great...since the blandness of tofu serves as a metaphor for Mr. Clooney's acting abilities...sorry George, we couldn't help ourselves...

Clooney/Hilton Hook-Up?

Wow! Did George Clooney lose a bet?
He and Paris Hilton have allegedly been spotted canoodling in various locations...
Now, it's been alleged that Mr. Clooney fraternized with... shall we say... courtesans...in the past, but this is ridiculous.
Even if Paris is or has become something better than we all thought she was, the connection could prove detrimental to Clooney whereas will, most likely, boost Hiltons' rating.
there's a story and it's HERE

The Gentlemen of Sexy

George Clooney has been crowned People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” two times, first in 1997 and then in 2006.
So when X-Man, Hugh Jackman took this years title, George relied on his sarcastic charm and called to offer his congratulations...sort of...
Jackman said Clooney phoned him at 2am, “I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ He goes, ‘Shut up, Jackman!’’’ the Aussie actor recounted with a laugh.
more HERE

Newman Remembered...

“Paul Newman played many unforgettable roles. But the ones for which he was proudest never had top billing on the marquee. Devoted husband. Loving father. Adoring grandfather. Dedicated philanthropist...Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. In his own words: 'It’s been a privilege to be here.' He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon. During this difficult time, we ask for privacy for our family.” - Paul's five daughters - three with Joanne Woodward: Elinor, Melissa and Claire as well as Stephanie and Susan from his marriage to Jacqueline Witte.

"There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life—and this country—is better for his being in it." — Robert Redford

"It is a real loss not just for me, but all the people in the world who knew him and that he connected with. Paul touched so many lives and mine especially -- we were friends for over 50 years." - A.E. Hotchner, Paul's longtime friend and business partner

"I was blessed to have known him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - Sally Field

"Paul was a very fine actor and a really good race driver. But mostly, he personified humanity -- always taking care of those who were less fortunate. For me, this will be his legacy." - David Letterman

"He was my hero." - Julia Roberts

"He set the bar too high for the rest of us. Not just actor, but all of us." - George Clooney

Generous George

George Clooney's heart is as big as his bank account...He bought a new car for an Italian woman after he damaged her vehicle in a minor accident.
story is HERE

...Clooney is fast becoming the coolest celebrity ever...

Clooney Dumps Girlfriend Due to Boobs

George Clooney broke up with his model girlfriend, Sarah Larson (pictured above in our favorite pose), shortly after she had a breast augmentation in mid-May. Was surgery the final straw in their already fractured relationship? “George really didn’t want her to get the boob job,” an insider says.
more HERE
...oh yeah, what about those lesbo pics featuring Ms. Larson?

Roseanne's pickup line to George Clooney

"You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink."

more HERE

Obama Girl pleads w/Hillary

Clooney has Britney issues

“I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live within, like 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.

“I’m thinking, ‘Someone’s broken out of prison…’ I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant who I thought was in my guesthouse.
“I said, ‘Are you OK?’ She’s like, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’”

“So now I have to move.”

– George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.

Clooney & Pitt Parody

George Clooney gives a video message of congratulations to Julia Roberts for AMC's American Cinematheque Tribute. Filmed back in October when the Larry Craig story was first becoming national news...

You Smell Like....

Ever wonder what fragrance your favorite celebrities wear? Not the ones they sell, but the ones they actually choose to wear?

Nicole Kidman promotes Chanel No. 5 but she’s worn Tea Rose since she was a teenager.

Rachel Weisz appears in ads for Burberry, but she always wears Cristalle by Chanel.

Jacqueline Bisset always wore the classic Arpege by Lanvin. In the movie Day for Night, you can see a bottle of it on her dressing table.

Jacqueline Kennedy, always wore Joy by Jean Patou.

Princess Rainier of Monaco commissioned Fleurissimo by Creed for Grace Kelly for their wedding day.

Many celebrities and historical figures have been known to wear Creed fragrances.

George Clooney is said to wear Green Irish Tweed. Supposedly, Frank Sinatra wore Bois du Portugal. And Julia Roberts wears Spring Flowers. Madonna is partial to Tubereuse Indiana. And Tâbarome was created by Creed for Winston Churchill.

Creed has a private collection of perfumes created for legendary film stars:

Angélique Encens was created for Marlene Dietrich in 1933.

Cuir de Russie was created for Errol Flynn in 1938.

Fleur de Thé Rose Bulgare was created for Ava Gardner in 1948.

Sélection Verte was created for Cary Grant in 1955.

Jasmal was created for Natalie Wood in 1959.