Oliver Stone meets "The Twins"

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And The Booby Prize Goes To...

In what was no doubt a contest of the utmost historical significance, Access Hollywood has deemed actress Scarlett Johansson to have the best breasts in Hollywood. Rounding out the list are Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
more HERE

Salma's Breast Adventure

Salma Hayek breast-fed an African baby.
On the Today Show Thursday morning, Kathie Lee Gifford asked the mother-of-one if she had, indeed volunteered to nurse a child on a recent trip to Sierra Leone, when the baby's mother stopped producing milk.
Salma, 42, said: "The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn't have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning my daughter Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby. You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."
Salma added, "It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can."
more HERE
video HERE

Uhhhhhhhh...Okay...

Cinema Strippers

Salma Hayek in 'Dogma'

more Big Screen Strippers HERE

Fox Fear & Loathing on the Red Carpet

Megan Fox, 22, at the 66th annual Golden Globe awards in Beverly Hills, California January 11, 2009 - who wore a stunning, tight-fitting golden gown to the event - also admitted being extremely nervous, insisting she was "insecure" about her appearance. She said: "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a transvestite. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Megan added seeing some of the other stars arriving was doing nothing to calm her nerves, explaining: "I really want Salma Hayek's boobs."
more pics HERE

Salma Salma Salma...

Salma Hayek said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."

It's only a matter of time before Salma appears in an updated version of THIS program.
Don't let it happen to you Salma...please...

the Hollywood ASSFACE photo

The over-the-shoulder pose has been a mainstay in Hollywood for a long time...the pose draws attention to the butt, shoulders and back as well as the fabulous dress adorning those curvy figures...remember the following:

• Don't allow yourself to slump forwards...your breasts will droop and your tummy will bulge.
• Don't lean too obviously to the side - try to keep your pose balanced
• Do try and keep your chin lifted..but not too high or you'll end up with lovely photos of your nostrils

and the winner is...

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15 Celebrities/30 Boobs

Salma Hayek's beard

Salma Hayek dons a fake beard for the circus movie, Cirque du Freak, shooting in New Orleans.
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Guess who got Hepatitis A shots this week?

Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

They were all in attendance at Ashton's 3oth birthday party at Socialista in NYC along with a bartender who had Hep A.
Wall Street Journal story is HERE

Salma Hayek: Super. Natural.