No Accounting for Taste

First of all...Beyoncé and Jay-Z were married this past weekend...

How were the wedding guests treated? Rumors are swirling...

HollywoodRag.com claims that one invitee is quoted by MediaTakeOut.com as saying: "There was literally so much food! We had seven courses in total, including beluga caviar, shrimp scampi and buckets of Popeye's Fried Chicken."

...yet, from all indications, the quote does not exist...

They might have well added that the drinks were Cristal Champagne and Kool-Aid...
...wait, the guy formerly known as Shawn Carter hates that stuff, he's all about the BRUT...