Canadian Halloween Humor

Halloween Humor at its best...

The Morning After...

Lykke Li (pronounced Leaky-Lee)

She's the new Swedish pop sensation...
official website HERE

The Gonzo Tapes

Released as a five-disc set boasting over 100 tracks of audio recordings from Duke's vault, taken specifically between the years 1965 and 1975, The Gonzo Tapes: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is an extensive listen: extensive, but exhaustive in every sense of the word. While Thompson was on his assignments, whether it was on location for Rolling Stone or during a phone call with his editor, he documented everything; muttering thoughts onto cassettes haphazardly as his pill-propelled mind raced, before coming down to earth and typing his notes into fully realized stories. more HERE
available HERE

Fangtastic!

AnnaLynne McCord, a member of the so-called 'splat pack' is featured in the November 2008 edition of Interview magazine.

Born on Halloween

Vanilla Ice (40)

Adam Horovitz (42)
Rob Schneider (45)
Dermot Mulroney (45)
Peter Jackson (47)
Deidre Hall (61)
Sally Kirkland (64)
David Ogden Stiers (66)
Dan Rather (76)

'Born on Halloween' folklore HERE

Halloween Happiness

A Real Happy Halloween

'You're off the plane'

The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states -- and all three endorsed Senator John McCain for president!
The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network heavyweights -- and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, according to the DRUDGE REPORT.

Oh, how the costumes have changed...

Palinthusiasm

Teach Takes It Off

A German teacher was supposed to be supervising a start of term party.
But things got out of hand as the pretty teacher put on her own sextracurricular activities for the teen pupils. She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.
more HERE

Hey Sarah: The Song

THE PUNCHLINE

"The airport in Anchorage, Alaska, is named Ted Stevens International Airport. They'll have to rename it 'Prisoner No. 4983 Airport.' " -- Craig Ferguson

Cold Feet Burn Down the House

TOKYO, Japan - A man set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married rather than go through with the ceremony later the same day.
Tatsuhiko Kawata, 39, had gone along with wedding plans despite already having a wife.
"I thought if I set a fire I wouldn't have to go through with the wedding," Kawata said.
Reuters blurb HERE

Sapphic Survey Says...

A new survey suggests that far more women than we think are lusting after their female friends in private.
They are so smitten by the opposite sex that eight per cent of all women have admitted to having sexual fantasies about their girly mates.
more HERE

Boobs On Boards

A new line of Burton snowboards features Playboy bunnies from years past and are creating some controversy.
story HERE
available HERE

Dumber than Sarah

The Bitch is Back

We all crossed our fingers, hoping that it wouldn't happen but...E! has announced Denise Richards: It's Complicated will be back in 2009...sorry...
more HERE

R.I.P.: Estelle Reiner

Estelle Reiner has passed away at the age of 94. She passed away at her home in Beverly Hills of natural causes on Saturday.
Estelle, who was the mother of Rob and wife of Carl, is best known to all of us for saying the line, "I'll have what she's having," in 'When Harry Met Sally'.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE
official website HERE

Where's the Beef?

Apparently, in Paraguay...

Never Mind the Bullocks...here's the Auction!

photo of a promotional poster for the 1977 Virgin Records' single" God Save The Queen," by "The Sex-Pistols," designed by Jamie Reid

Memorabilia from some of punk rock's biggest acts and seminal moments — including a scrawled flier for one of the Clash's first shows and publicity photos signed by the Sex Pistols — is headed for a November 24, 2008 Christie's auction.
The event, announced Tuesday, includes more than 120 records, photos and promotional pieces for such punk, garage rock and new wave legends as the Velvet Underground, Patti Smith, the Ramones, David Bowie, Blondie, the Cure and the Smiths.
The auction is Christie's first to focus on punk mementos, signaling the collectible status of a brash, anti-authoritarian rock movement that largely thumbed its nose at posterity.
more HERE
view items HERE

Happy Birthday Grace

...Grace gets credit for trying

David Beckham Likes to Watch

Sexy cheerleaders, dressed in their tight revealing purple and yellow uniform were really eye-catching. And Becks just had no where else to look but, well at their hot bodies.
Does he have a thing for fake chicks with fake tits?
Posh better buy herself a cheerleader outfit!
a little more HERE

Late Night Lopez

The syndicated success of "The George Lopez Show" has spurred talk of Lopez, 47, hosting a late-night talk show produced by Warner Bros.
more HERE
official website HERE

Re-Disc Cover Sleeveface

We introduced you last year...but, we thought a re-acquaintance was due...
Sleeveface is: one or more persons obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion...
check it out HERE

Priscilla Ahn Boob Song Blooper

official website HERE

Bedside Shotgun Rack

A patented new bedside shotgun rack, which provides instant access to a popular
weapon of choice for individuals concerned about home protection, debuts today across the United States.
The new device, known as The BackUp, fits securely between the mattress and box springs of most beds and provides immediate access to a shotgun.
“The BackUp is an excellent tool for folks who have made the decision to have and use a shotgun for home protection,” the president for Home Back-Up Protection said.
Get yours HERE

Drunk, Fat & Impotent

Happy Birthday Peter Green

more HERE

Hilary "Depeche Mode" Duff

Hilary Duff's new video for her new single 'Reach Out' completely samples Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus'
...get it? "...reach out - touch faith..."

...looks like little miss Duff is shooting for little miss Slut!

Obsessed with Celine

Celine Dion's biggest and craziest fan!
62-year-old Ramona Alvarez from California has traveled the world to see Celine perform around 150 times.
When Celine was in Las Vegas, Ramona saw that show 119 times. Ms. Alvarez is retired but using her savings to travel to Celine Dion shows. She even has Celine's initials and a rose tattooed on her wrist. The rose symbolizes the 15 roses she's received from Celine, given out at the end of her shows.
more HERE

Holes of Hollywood

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are reportedly in talks to star in a sitcom together.
HBO is keen to sign up the one-time close friends to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood.
more HERE

Olympic Challenge

Unfortunately, Ralph was stripped of one of his gold medals after the Gay Olympics judge sniffed his finger and found novacaine in place of astroglide.

The Case of the Hanging Mannequin

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California — Chad Morrisette never imagined his Halloween yard decorations would prompt interest from the Secret Service.
But apparently hanging a mannequin of GOP vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin from a noose isn't something to be ignored.
Agents recently visited Morrisette's home to see the display and have been trying to meet him to ensure no violent plots have been concocted.
West Hollywood Mayor Jeffrey Prang has urged Morrisette to remove the mannequins, and Los Angeles County Supervisor Mike Antonovich called for an investigation into whether the effigy constitutes a hate crime because it targeted the candidates based on their political affiliation.
story is HERE


...we certainly have no affection for Sarah Palin, but we agree that the thing should be taken down. We agree also, that had the mannequin in question been that of Barack Obama, Los Angeles would now be engulfed in flames due to the race riots...
These two citizens may agree with our political leanings, but they are NOT spokespersons for our political ideals...show some decorum...show some class...don't give the opposition fuel to further their cause...

Visual Definition: Innocence

...man...she is soooo guilty!

Apostrophes for Jesus?

Reminds me of an old joke. Hitler told his friend that he wanted to "kill all the Jews and one clown." His friend asked. "Why the clown?" Hitler replied "Told you no one cares about the Jews!"

Daddy's In Charge Forever

Court extends Spears' conservatorship indefinitely...
Britney Spears' father will maintain indefinite control of her personal and financial affairs after a court commissioner extended the arrangement beyond 2008.
The conservatorship, which had been set to expire Dec. 31, 2008 also allows the people controlling Spears' affairs — a group that includes father Jamie Spears and several attorneys — some say in her professional career.
It's a move the singer apparently approves: A court-appointed attorney said the details had been explained to the 26-year-old and she agreed not to oppose it.
Spears could petition later to have the conservatorship removed, but the court's order otherwise constitutes a lifetime arrangement or until they feel she's not completely nuts anymore, whichever one comes first.
A few sources closes to Britney said that the permanent conservatorship would make it easier for her to regain custody of SPF and JJ. The family judge might give her more visits if she has Daddy Spears watching over her and the boys.
story is HERE

Chris Isaak channels Neil Diamond

Nudies in Movies - The Game

As far as movie nakedness goes, do you prefer the comedic kind (think of Mike Meyers, John Cleese or Will Ferrell) or do your tastes run more towards the sexy stuff like Daryl Hannah, Brigitte Bardot and Phoebe Cates (above)?
Well then, Entertainment Weekly has the game for you...
play HERE

Free Taco Day

For the second consecutive year, Major League Baseball sponsor Taco Bell is giving away millions of free tacos as part of its “Steal a base, steal a taco” campaign that offers free tacos after the first base is stolen in the World Series.
Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Jason Bartlett stole second base in the bottom of the fifth inning of Game 1 of the 2008 World Series, netting free tacos for people with time to stand in line.
Between 2pm and 6pm on Tuesday October 28, 2008, the fast-food chain will hand out one free taco to every person who shows up at its U.S. restaurants.
see HERE

Follow the Bouncing Boobs

It's down to three final candidates for the winner of Fox's "Gimme My Reality Show!". The choices left-over are the always bouncy (literally) Traci Bingham (above) , gorgeous redhead Gretchen Bonaduce, and the ever grungy Kato Kaelin.

'Deep Throat' Director: Gerard Damiano has Died

MIAMI, Florida — Gerard Damiano, director of the pioneering pornographic film that lent its name to the Watergate whistleblower known as "Deep Throat," has died. He was 80.
Damiano's "Deep Throat" was a mainstream box-office success and helped launch the modern hardcore adult-entertainment industry. Shot in six days for just $25,000, the 1972 flick became a cultural must-see for Americans who had just lived through the sexual liberation of the 1960s.
obit HERE

McCain Saw Massacre?

Advertising Atheism

London, England - Buses with the slogan "There's probably no God" could soon be running on the streets of London.
The atheist posters are the idea of the British Humanist Association (BHA) and have been supported by prominent atheist Professor Richard Dawkins.
Professor Dawkins said: "Religion is accustomed to getting a free ride - automatic tax breaks, unearned respect and the right not to be offended, the right to brainwash children..."
BBC story is HERE

...it's about time!

Palin Politics of Style...and Corruption

The Missouri State Democratic Committee cranked out a flyer with a photo of Sarah and the Saks logo on the flyer ... and handed out copies to fans attending last Friday's hockey game in St. Louis.
It reads: "Because when your donors are paying the bill nothing is too expensive"

Related:
As more and more polls cast doubt on the McCain-Palin ticket, producers and agents across the entertainment world are discussing possibilities for capitalizing on her fame, ranging from an Oprah-style syndicated talk show to a Sean Hannity-like perch in cable news or on radio.
more HERE

Halloween Recipes To Die For

Get them HERE.

We're gonna miss those guys...

Happy Birthday Fran

A few favorite Fran Lebowitz quotes:

• "There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death."
• "All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable."
• "Polite conversation is rarely either."
• "Looking genuinely attentive is like sawing a girl in half and then putting her back together. It is seldom achieved without the use of mirrors."

like it?
the Fran Lebowitz Reader available HERE

Heather Graham vs. Gravity

Do Heather Graham's saggy boobs mean she’s all but unemployable in Hollywood? Is the only thing left for her to do now is release a sex tape and hope?
see HERE

...for the record, we think Heather looks great...although, we concede that a sex tape would be entirely welcome...

Roy Lichtenstein 1923 – 1997

iPhone Breast Feeding App

...can't stop staring at the avatar...tic-tock, tic-tock, tit-tock...

learn more HERE

McCain's Other Campaign Bus

more HERE
Thanks David B.

Front End Suspension

New Zooey Review

Sexy 'It Girl', Zooey Deschanel appears in the October 2008 edition of Nylon magazine...we know we're a bit late with this cultural news event...and, normally, we may have brushed it aside...but Zooey is special to us...as she should be...
scans HERE
video HERE

Worlds Fattest Man Marries

Manuel "Meme" Uribe, 43, Claudia Solis were married in Monterrey, Mexico, Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. Uribe, who tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds, earning him the Guinness Book of World Records' title for the world's heaviest man, lost 550 pounds with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.
more HERE

Olsens Under the Influence

"Mary-Kate and I have filled 'Influence' with the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation," Ashley Olsen said in a statement.
"Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others," Mary-Kate Olsen said in a statement.
available HERE

...teach others what? ...how to be insidious nymphs with poutty lips and flared nostrils?

Happy 88th Birthday Nanette Fabray

Charitable Boob

Awhile back we showed you Katy Perry getting her tits plastered...and yesterday we led you to the charity auction of said plastered boobies...
So, to complete the trifecta, we offer the singing boob with big luscious boobs presenting her big boob mold...to be auctioned for a good cause...100% of proceeds will help fund the Keep A Breast
more HERE

Infectious eCard

Breaking up over e-mail is a social no-no. But sending an e-card telling someone to get tested for STDs may be a public health courtesy.
Since 2004, a free Web site, inSpot.org has allowed users to anonymously notify their partners to get tested for STDs such as HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis. It may not be the most personal way of delivering the news, but researchers say it beats not saying anything at all.
more HERE

Pricasso

more HERE

Candidates Dance Around the Issues

The Hug Vest

This prototype vest is a sensory supportive deep pressure touch stimulation (DPTS) application system. It can provide DPTS to ANY ONE, ANY WHERE @ ANY TIME ...discreetly
find out more HERE

Happy Birthday Hillary

Brian Eno Does iPhone

Brian Eno, the father of ambient music and one of the greatest musical minds of our time, has teamed with musician/programmer Peter Chilvers to create one of the coolest, most unique iPhone apps to hit the App Store yet. Called Bloom, it's "part instrument, part composition and part artwork."
more HERE

British Breasts & Chips

Crocs Meet Uggs

available HERE

Happy Birthday Bootsy!

official website HERE

You make the call...

Calamente Noodle Fork is for Twirling Spaghetti... or it’s a weapon of torture.

Busts of Breasts

One-of-a-kind online charity auction showcasing painted plaster breast casts...Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO created the cast pictured above...many more artists contributed to this unique fund-raiser.
100% of proceeds will help fund the Keep A Breast, youth education and awareness programs.
place bids HERE

R.I.P.: Merl Saunders

SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Keyboardist Merl Saunders (above left), the gentle lion of the San Francisco music scene best known as co-captain of guitarist Jerry Garcia's solo excursions outside the Grateful Dead, died Friday.
The 74-year-old musician suffered a debilitating stroke 6 1/2 years ago and, although he lost the ability to speak, he made numerous sentimental guest appearances at shows over those years playing with one hand.
obit HERE

Bush Surveys Disaster

Bullish on Cola

For all intents and purposes, this stuff tastes okay...and it's ingredients are 'all natural'...but the price is outrageous.
Red Bull attempt's to cut out the middle man in hopes that people will forsake Coke for a cola made by the same company that spices up their Vodka while they stumble around the 'meet-market' on Friday nights.
a review HERE

Camouflage Formal Wear Selections

into camouflage?
go HERE

Jackie Coogan 1914 -1984

We loved him in 'The Addams Family', but Jackie Coogan's career was much more than the lovable Uncle Fester...