Maple Syrup thieves hit Canada

Story HERE

Billy Bob Goes Ballistic

Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton...
Billy Bob was on CBC Radio with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess.
more HERE
video HERE
audio (mp3) HERE

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Bush Speaks...and Misspeaks

Bush, in Canada, commits the best Freudian slip of all time by announcing his memoir:

"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened," Bush said.

To his credit, he also said [it's] 'essential' to help Obama

Dolphins Safe

A group of local men braved dangerous broken ice and frigid waters in a fiberglass speedboat to rescue a pod of dolphins and help them back to open water, the mayor of Seal Cove, Newfoundland, said Thursday.
"We didn't get any response from [the Department of Fisheries and Oceans]. It takes so long to get things done when you go through government departments," said the Mayor.
The dolphins had been stranded by a slab of ice since Sunday in White Bay off the coast of Seal Cove, a village of about 400 people. A chunk of ice was rapidly closing in around the mammals and threatening to suffocate them.
It took the four men about three hours to break a channel in the ice with their boat.
more HERE

...these boys are heroes...willing to take action and prove that most accomplishments come from sheer will...

Feet Afloat

RICHMOND, British Columbia, Canada — Another human foot has washed up on British Columbia's south coast, the seventh to be found on the province's beaches since August 2007.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police confirmed that human remains were inside a New Balance running shoe spotted Tuesday afternoon.
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Canadian Halloween Humor

The Oh! Canadian Dollar

Pamela Anderson is taking a page out of the Paris Hilton playbook and whoring herself out for parties, this one over the weekend was north of the U.S. border in her homeland of OH! CANADA...
...a cool $100k...ca-ching!
more HERE

Worst Canadian PSAs

See them HERE.