Friday, November 30, 2007

Her Feet; Your Pay Check

OK! is reporting that Katie Holmes has asked Christian Louboutin to design and make a custom pair of shoes for Suri Cruise. Custom Louboutins cost $3,000 and up a pair. The 18-month-old Scientologist has already had a mold made of her feet for her custom footwear; they will be ready by Christmas... And we know that every 18 month old is writing Santa demanding designer shoes...
An insider has informed us that they "...aren't custom shoes...". They are actually a codec containing a secret code that will allow her on to the mothership when Xenu shows up for her parents. This all reminds me of the time Jethro started his own airline on the Beverly Hillbillies...

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