A Leg UP for Heather Mills

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Everyone's favorite Amputee Speaks...

Heather told her local paper in Brighton (via Yahoo!) that she can relate to Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Gandhi, because they were all attacked by H8rs while trying to truth-tell. The Kate Gosselin of the UK rambled, "They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren't afraid to fight and I can relate to that completely."

OK, it's one of two things...

1) a napkin ring for King Kong
2) Sir Paul McCartney's Mum leaving the royal ball a bit early. Moments later, "that bitch" Heather Mills was heard yelling, "Where the hell is my leg?!"

Phil Collins waves goodbye to his money

Collins paid his ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, almost twice as much as Paul McCartney paid out to Heather Mills settlement, making it the highest divorce payout by a British superstar in British history according to the Sunday Mirror.
Collin's reportedly gave his third wife a £25 million ($50 million US) payout.
A music industry source said: "Marriage has certainly not come cheap for Phil. He has now made two of the biggest divorce payments in showbiz history." At least no one can accuse him of leaving his ex-wives short. When you compare what he's paid out relative to his own fortune the figures are enormous."

Nightmarish

Amy Winehouse is the top celebrity Britons have nightmares about, a survey has found.
Spider attacks, falling and encounters with famous faces such as Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Cherie Blair, Heather Mills and the Cheeky Girls were also revealed as the stuff of nightmares.
Respondents reported waking up sweating, having a panic attack, crying, shaking or screaming.
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Skank Mills worried...

A new report claims that Heather Mills is panicking over what her ex-publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, will reveal next.
Last week, Michele E. told the world that Mills was probably lying about the existence of tapes that supported her claims that Paul McCartney was abusive during their marriage.
A source says the gold digger is terrified that even juicier truths will be exposed:
"Michele knows where all the bodies are buried—not literally, of course—but what she knows is bad enough to bring Heather down in flames. Heather is going frantic over whether she'll talk or not."
Like she's ever gonna find peace or have a friend again...hahahaha

Heather Mills' PR woman Quits

Heather Mills' publicist, Michele Elyzabeth (pictured above w/Bijou), has quit her job. Michele worked for Heather for 4 years and claims she is still owed money.

Michele told Extra , "After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me 'stupid.' I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again.'
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

McCartney Math

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship, (which would NOT have happened!), it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner, with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching, complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Rock n' Roll BushWackers

Liverpool, England - A foliage sculpture of ex-Beatle Ringo Starr which was beheaded by vandals has been taken away to a nursery for repair and Viagra.
The figure, which took 18 months to cultivate as part of a topiary tribute to the Beatles, was unveiled at Liverpool's South Parkway train station in March this year. But Ringo's figure was targeted by vandals soon after the unveiling of the artwork.
the story is HERE

Somewhere in England Heather Mills is buying a pair of garden shears.

Heather Mills is a...

In a new UK television documentary "Heather Mills: What Really Happened," FORMER hooker Denise Hewitt, who worked with Heather Mills as £10,000-a-night prostitutes, said they acted out sizzling lesbian fantasies for their rich clients for up to $20k a night.

Denise also claims that Heather told her she gave Paul McCartney an ultimatum about marrying her, “She said, ‘I’ll give him an ultimatum and if he doesn’t marry me within say eight months, ten months, I’m going to leave him’.” When Paul finally proposed, Heather still bashed his ass to Denise, telling her, “Well look at me, I’m marrying an old man with bigger tits than me.”
Denise said that when it comes to people, Heather gets what she wants, “They just fall madly in love with her and I take my hat off to her because she manipulates people and they’re besotted, like enchanted, you know - like she throws fairy dust all over them.”
more HERE
video clips HERE

More and Less of 'The Golddigger'

News of the World got a hold of this naked picture of Heather Mills without her artificial leg. The picture, taken in 1999, was meant to promote her anti-land mine charity.

Heather Mills back in the U.S.S.A.

The costume wig didn't work. GOLDDIGGER Heather Mills needs to take some of that McCartney blood money and buy a wig that doesn't look like it came out of the clearance bin.

Heather tried her white trash hardest to disguise herself as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday, but ended up drawing more attention. A better disguise would have been if she just strolled into the first class lounge with her daughter. The real Heather Mills would never do that!

Heather has also proven that the fannypack will never EVER make a comeback.
more HERE

Beatle v Amputee Judgement

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Mills shows what a Money Grubbing Witch she is...

Heather Mills this afternoon announced that she has accepted a £24.3 million divorce deal before launching an attack on Sir Paul McCartney, his lawyers and the legal system.
Ms. Mills, 40, speaking on the steps of the High Court, said she was hitting out after the judge in the case ruled that details of the divorce should be made public.

It emerged that she had sought nearly £125 million and that McCartney had offered her £15.8million.
Ms. Mills said she was “very, very happy” with the settlement and a summary of the judgment was published today. But the former model will appeal against plans to release it in full at a further hearing tomorrow.

Launching a non-stop stream of criticism, Ms. Mills raged against Sir Paul, the judge and McCartney's lawyer. Ms. Mills also launched an angry outburst against her husband's victory on where their daughter would live and how much she would get each year.

She complained about the judge's assessment of her husband's wealth stating, “He also said that Paul is only worth £400 million. Everyone knows that he has been worth £800 million for the last 15 years. Paul has always wanted it public because he wants to look like generous Sir Paul."

She added: “I can't leave England. Believe me if I tried to go he'd have an injunction on me in a second.”
Speaking to the press, she went on, "All of you that have researched know that it was always going to be a figure between £20 and £30 million, Paul was offering a lot less than that, which you'll see in the judgment ... incredibly sad."

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Sandra Bullock and Amputee Love

Sandra Bullock carried her two dogs around New York City this morning. She was spotted along with her husband Jesse James leaving their home with bi-pedal dog Ruby and three-legged pooch Poppy. Both dogs were rescued from shelters a few years back. more HERE

If they're looking for more companionship, we hear Heather Mills may be in need of a friend in the middle of March or so...

New Heather Mills porn photos resurface on internet

SLEAZY Heather Mills flaunts her private parts in a sordid snap that finally nails her lies about her porn past. More HERE and HERE
fully exposed HERE
video HERE

...and her limbs are intact

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