Wanna Dance?

Select a dance and step back...seriously

click the pic

Scanwiches...again

If you're not already hungry, you're about to be. NPR did a story about the art of sandwich-making -- or 'wichcraft, a surefire way to your Top Chef-loving heart.
the story is HERE
scanwich website HERE

The CDC's Vaccination Genocide

Product of the Week

Chocolates are predictable and flowers are perishable. Give Mom the gift that lasts. Send her a half-dozen long stem silk roses wrapped with low rise thong panties.
available HERE

Happy Birthday Willie Nelson

official website HERE

And The Booby Prize Goes To...

In what was no doubt a contest of the utmost historical significance, Access Hollywood has deemed actress Scarlett Johansson to have the best breasts in Hollywood. Rounding out the list are Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
more HERE

The Power of Imagination

Kelly McGillis comes out...

Kelly McGillis has come out to SheWired and declared that she is...well "you know"
Kelly even married a guy and had two daughters. They quit their marriage in 2002.
51-year-old Kelly is now single and ready to tingle. Kelly says, "I'm done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life. That's another part of being true to yourself... that's been a challenge for me personally. I think that was an ongoing process from the time I was about 12. I had a lot of things happened that convinced me that God was punishing me for being gay. That was a hard process. Life is a freaking journey, and it's about growing and changing, and coming to terms with who and what you are, and loving who and what you are."

Conservatives Confounded by Colbert

According to a study from The Ohio State University, which proves, with math and stuff, that lots of conservatives seem to not understand the intrinsic, underlying joke of The Colbert Report.
A lot of conservatives are going to be pissed when they realize that Stephen Colbert's performance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner was not, in fact, an awkward and ineffective attempt to praise President George W. Bush, but actually a bitter and satiric criticism of his incompetence!
more HERE

Christians Love Hate

Victims of violence who are gay would have new federal protections under a hate-crimes bill approved by the House. The vote was 249 to 175, with most Democrats voting in favor and most Republicans against. The bill defines hate crimes as those motivated by prejudice and based on a victim’s race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or disability. The measure would provide grants for state and local authorities to investigate and prosecute hate crimes , and it would empower the federal government to prosecute cases if states asked for Washington’s help or were reluctant to exercise their own authority. The Senate has not yet scheduled a vote on the bill, which President Obama supports.

Guess what? Yep...Christians and other intellectually challenged religious types are squirming like a swine's tail...they believe the law will outlaw proselytizing...and they won't be able to spread the 'god sanctioned' intolerance virus...

WE CAN ONLY HOPE!

check out these stories:
Hating Hate Crimes Bill
Jerry Falwell's Legacy of Hate Lives On
Rep. Michele Bachmann compares gays to pedophiles on hate crimes bill
Former Texas Judge Says Hate Crimes Law Could Criminalize Preaching

THE PUNCHLINE

"To give you an idea how bad this swine flu is, today the U.S. government took down the border wall and replaced it with a giant sneeze guard."
-- Jay Leno

Red Hots

They may have been teased for it in middle school, but some ginger-maned stars are making quite a splash. Take a look at some hot redhead celebrities HERE

Surprisingly, Miss Evan Rachel Wood (above) did not make the list...

Frankly...Felons

Jim Andrews outside his store.

CHICAGO, Illinois - A man on a mission to give jobs to convicted felons to help them turn their lives around is running into opposition.

It all hinges on a name: Felony Franks.

It has been the dream of Jim Andrews to open a chain of hot dog stands where he gives jobs to ex-felons.
more HERE

Sean Penn Tries Again

Sean Penn filed seeking a legal separation from actress wife Robin Wright Penn.
The Oscar winner filed the papers last Friday seeking legal separation with minor children.
In December of 2007 both Sean and Robin filed for divorce separately, both citing irreconcilable differences for the split. Penn filed for divorce on Dec. 7, but the case was dismissed by both parties on Dec. 18. Wright then filed for divorce three days later on Dec. 21. In April 2008, the divorce was dismissed at the couple's request.
more HERE

Secrets of the Phallus

If you’ve ever had a good, long look at the human phallus, whether yours or someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over such a peculiarly shaped device. Let’s face it—it’s not the most intuitively shaped appendage in all of evolution. But according to evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York at Albany, the human penis is actually an impressive “tool” in the truest sense of the word, one manufactured by nature over hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution.
more HERE

The Great Egyptian Swine Slaughter

Cairo, Egypt - hit hard by bird flu, has ordered the slaughter of every pig herd in the country as a precaution against swine flu, a step the United Nations said was a mistake.
The H1N1 swine flu virus is spread by people and is not present in Egyptian animals but culling pigs, largely viewed as unclean in Muslim Egypt, could help quell any panic.
more HERE

...does everything in that part of the world have to be of biblical proportions?

Related:
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Tupac Shakur Sighting?

TMZ has obtained photographic evidence that Tupac Shakur is alive!
13 years after he was shot and "killed" in Las Vegas... a man appearing to be 2pac was spotted in a bar in New Orleans last weekend.

Frisbee Team Nude. Season Cancelled.

EUGENE, Oregon — Clothing and sobriety would seem unlikely requirements of a college Ultimate Frisbee squad, but the lack of both has brought an end to the University of Oregon's season.
A five-member student board that governs club sports at the university has voted to cut the season short because of conduct violations. The third-ranked Ducks were among the favorites to win their second national title since the team formed in 1978.
more HERE

Related:
Frisbee team to appeal decision to cancel season

Jane...stop this crazy thing

She recently bemoaned the misery of aging, branding herself 'old and matronly'.
But Jane Fonda, 71, slipped back into her famous 1980s workout gear for a charity event in New York last night.
more HERE

Tweens Want Tits

Model ambition: Georgie Swann (above), 10, wants to have breast implants to look like Jordan as soon as she turns 18

Rise of the child women: The new breed of girls as young as ten who dream of manicures, diets and breast implants...
more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"It's so sunny that my face has a tan line from my swine flu mask"
-- David Letterman

About Horse Face

Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire-cross, is said to flee if he thinks he is in danger of having his 'moustache' trimmed.
The horse also refuses to let staff at the stables in Bitton, Gloucestershire, into his stall there for fear that they will remove his whiskers.
more HERE

Mel and Mistress at Mixer

It was only two weeks ago that Mel Gibson shocked Hollywood by admitting he had been separated from his wife Robyn for several years.
Now that the couple announced divorce proceedings, the 53-year-old actor is free to date and he hasn't wasted any time in showing off his new girlfriend.
The Mad Max star appeared at the Los Angeles premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, hand-in-hand with new love Oksana Grigorieva.
Grigorieva was just one of several Oksanas linked to Mel after he first revealed his divorce plans. Apparently not the Oksana we thought...
more HERE

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Russian lover's pregnancy behind Gibson-Robyn split

Bear With Me

Most animal lovers would be happy to have a dog, or even a cat as their constant and loyal companion.
But naturalist Casey Anderson has taken that a step further and adopted an 58-stone grizzly bear called Brutus, who he has raised since birth.
The pair are inseparable and are so close that when Anderson married Charlie and the Chocolate Factory actress Missi Pyl in August last year, the bear stood in as best man.
more HERE

...is Casey Anderson the new Timothy Treadwell?

Stop Reusing Catheters : the Remix

Most bizarre video games of all time

BurgerTime (1982; arcade): Either you're walking over parts of a giant hamburger while anthropomorphized hot dogs, eggs and pickles chase you, or the burger's a normal size while you're the one who's shrunken - which still doesn't explain why some foodstuffs are alive and some aren't. Or why they're inconsistent in scale. Or why we're thinking so hard about this.
more HERE
play Burgertime HERE

Miss California Lies in Church

Rock Star of Rock Church?

Carrie Prejean, 21, claimed during Sunday services at her San Diego church that producers of the state pageant told her to apologize to the gay community and to avoid mentioning religion when she appeared last week on the "Today" show and other national programs.
But San Diego public relations representative Roger Neal, who said he was one of the people advising her, called those claims lies adding, "She chose to stand up in church and in front of the media and say something that was a lie," Neal said. "No one ever said, 'You must apologize to the gay community,' and no one ever said, 'Don't talk about your faith or your religion.' Those two things never came out of anybody's mouth."
more HERE

...more proof that religion indoctrinates impressionable people, teaching intolerance, hate and encouraging the spread of insidious non-truths claiming it all represents the teachings of a man they claim was the son of their god...despicable!
...oh, but in classic opportunist style, the church has no opposition to young girls being flaunted half naked and promoting the objectification of women...something they used to condemn...
...can't seem to find a petition to impeach this church of intolerance spokesperson...

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Pork, Pandemic & Paranoia

Swine flu coverage is everywhere—on the Web, TV, radio and even spreading like wildfire on social networks like Twitter. But across all of the media outlets, there’s potential for misinformation. And unfortunately, some of this information is causing unnecessary panic.
HERE are some facts about swine flu to help give peace of mind
CDC Swine Flu Map HERE

The biggest myth?
Can people catch swine flu from eating pork?
No. Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You can not get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.

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Pretty Potty Mouthed Woman

America's so-called sweetheart has one heck of a potty mouth.
Julia Roberts gave a colorful tribute to Tom Hanks on Monday, dropping the F-bomb several times at a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring the actor.
more HERE

Rockstar Boycott

you support hate when you drink this swill

Finally the gay community is organizing a boycott of Rockstar Energy Drink, the beverage owned by the son of hate talker Michael Savage, and managed by Savage's family.
more HERE

Average Home Price in Motown

According to the Michigan Association of Realtors (data here), the average sales price of a Detroit home fell to $12,669 in February.
more HERE

Hydrogen, Helium & Brian

Hydrogen and Helium are the most common (and lightest) elements in the universe. Science comedian Brian Malow tells their story from the Big Bang to the Helium capitol of the world in Texas. This was filmed at Ignite SF. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

Dead? ...or Alive?

Pakistan's president said Monday his intelligence agencies believe Osama bin Laden may be dead, but he added there is no proof.
Other Pakistani officials and a U.S. counter terrorism official said they thought the al-Qaida chief is alive. U.S. officials said bin Laden is most likely hiding in the mountains along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan, in particular the lawless tribal regions.
"We continue to believe that bin Laden is alive," said the U.S. official, who declined to be named because he was not authorized to discuss the matter on the record.
Reports of bin Laden's death or of near-captures have punctuated his years on the run since the September 11, 2001 attack on the U.S., only to be seemingly debunked by periodic audio and video recordings.
Washington Post report HERE

Dog Gone with the Wind

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Michigan - A six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight.
Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Jay Leno

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Lust For Sale

This is one of 2008's most pleasant surprises and hits the mark perfectly for all those interested in fashion, modeling, and nude photography. Marc Lagrange is a fashion photographer based in Belgium. His work is probably best known in Europe but this collection proves that he deserves a much wider audience.
available HERE

Straight to DVD

Poor Jessica Biel. Her new movie, Powder Blue, is going direct to DVD, a code phrase meaning a picture is so bad, even studio execs don’t have the nerve to ask $8 or $9 for a ticket. She plays a stripper with a heart of gold.
Biel hasn’t had a real movie in theatres since I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, back in ’07. And even in that, she really just played the Girl With the Unbelievable Body.
She gets another chance at a real movie next month, with something called Nailed. Get your minds out of the gutter: It’s about a young lady who accidentally gets a nail fired into her head.
more HERE

...in Hollywood a nail in the head is like a stake through the heart, right?

Related:
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3 Day Rule

Combating Word Poverty

Do people know more words than they actually use and is having a large vocabulary something you learn or have a natural ability for?
These are burning issues in the worlds of linguistics and education. On Monday it was reported that children in England will have lessons in formal language amid fears that some are suffering for stunted vocabularies.
US company Global Language Monitor (GLM) believes that the one millionth word will be added to the English language in mid-June.
Exposure to reading will obviously expand a person's vocabulary but the level of a person's education does not necessarily decide things.
A person with a poor education perhaps may not be able to read or read much but, they will know words and may have a very detailed vocabulary about pop songs or motorbikes. Some children that you could class as having a poor education know hundreds of words about skateboards that you won't find in a dictionary.
We must avoid cultural elitism.
more HERE

Glen Does Green Day

more Glen Campbell Sessions HERE

Global Food Fight!

There is a real threat of food riots around the world unless research into increasing crop yields is stepped up, a leading UK scientist said.
Professor Douglas Kell, chief executive of the Biotechnology and Biological Sciences Research Council told the BBC Radio 4 Today programme: "We have seen already in Indonesia and Mexico riots because of food shortages and what is undeniable is that the amount of food we are going to need to produce to deal with the world's population increases is an extra 50 per cent by 2030 and a doubling by 2050.
"We are going to have to do it on the same amount of land, because there isn't any more land, so we are going to have to increase agricultural yields.
"We are going to have to do that without increasing the amount of oil-based fertilisers we put in because oil is a finite resource and of course produces greenhouse gases.
"And we are going to have to use no more water because water is a resource in short supply as well."
He added: "Scientific research takes a long time to turn into applied fruits that are going to be of benefit to humanity and that is why we need to start the ball rolling now."
more HERE

For Beatles Fans

There are plenty of Beatles music footages on Youtube™ and Google Video™ but it's difficult to have them in a logical sequence. Beatlestube.net will help
go HERE

Fox News Says 'No-Bama'

Fox Broadcasting is taking a pass on President Obama's Wednesday news conference.
There is a school of thought -- or used to be anyway -- that says since Fox Broadcasting has government licenses to operate its television stations, it should not be so stingy when the nation's leader wants a little time to speak, even if the press conference will be available on at least 10 other outlets. Although the press conference will be on Fox News, it will still give the left ammunition that Fox parent Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. is against the current administration.
more HERE

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Queen Bitch

A young Thai jewelry designer has crafted a tiara worth $4.2 million for his pet dog.
The tiara consists of 153 karats of emeralds built with a titanium body and decorated with more than 100 karats of diamonds.
more HERE

Swine Flu Visionary...WHO KNEW...?

Prudish Sex Toys

# 2. Satin Honeymoon Heart Shaped Spanker
The "erotic practice" of spanking was commonly seen in Victorian pornography and is still widely considered taboo. If you're curious but feel a little unnerved by the prospect of a traditional paddle or whip, opt for this much gentler version.
it's available HERE

...whoever compiled THIS list of 'Ten Best Sex Toys' apparently has never experienced real sex...since the spanker above is the most erotic item on the list...

Panic in New York

The blue and white plane with “The United States of America” emblazoned on its side was one of two regularly used by the president. It was soaring above Lower Manhattan, Staten Island and Jersey City so government photographers could take pictures near the Statue of Liberty for publicity purposes. The sight awakened barely dormant fears of a terrorist attack, causing a momentary panic that sent workers pouring out of buildings.
Aides to President Obama, who was not on board, said he was incensed when he learned of the event Monday afternoon. The White House later issued a formal apology.
New York Times report HERE

Classic Costume

Get yours HERE.

Happy Wine Corker...(or Porker)

This Happy Man Wine Bottle Corker redefines the expression, “Put a cork in it!”
available HERE

Sam & Lilo on the Sly

Cameras caught Samantha Ronson, 31, leaving Lindsay Lohan’s pad at 6 a.m. Friday after spending the entire night with her.
Lohan, 22, was spotted heading into Ronson’s home later that night and didn’t leave until the next morning.
Coincidentally - or not - Ronson changed her Facebook relationship status from “single” to “it’s complicated” around the same time.
A source close to Lohan said that the “Mean Girls” star’s alarming recent weight loss is an attempt to get attention from Ronson.“She is a self-destructive person,” Lohan’s “friend” says. “It’s all part of her cry for attention. She wants Sam to see how bad she’s hurting and she wants Hollywood to see her as a ‘tortured artist’ who is wasting away … This is a symptom of something much bigger – a desperate need to be noticed.”
more HERE

Monkey See, Monkey 'I Do'

A 7-year-old male monkey named Wukong (R) and a 6-year old female monkey named Xiaoya are seen during a special wedding ceremony at a zoo in Wenling, Zhejiang province, September 4, 2008. The widlife park organized the wedding in the hope of attracting more visitors.
more HERE

Related:
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"The Truth" to be Revealed on the 100th Day

On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be "crowned" in messianic imagery at New York City's Union Square.
Artist Michael D'Antuono's painting "The Truth" – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled on April 29 at the Square's South Plaza.
According to a statement released about the portrait, "The 30" x 54" acrylic painting on canvas depicts President Obama appearing much like Jesus Christ on the Cross: atop his head, a crown of thorns; behind him, the dark veil being lifted (or lowered) on the Presidential Seal. But is he revealing or concealing, and is he being crucified or glorified?"
more HERE

The Big One

Quote of the Day

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”
-- Tori Spelling

source

The Main Causes of Traffic Accidents...

Britney's Tampon Troubles

A piece of string -- or perhaps it was white thread -- peeked out from the pop princess' short shorts during her song "Boys" at a performance in Anaheim, California.
The string looked suspiciously like one usually attached to tampons for easy removal. Or it could have been a thread from her costume.
Check out the video and judge for yourself.

Need a Wedding Singer?

Baby's First Comicon

T.M.N.T. & Trauma

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Organ Donor Dolls

These dolls are all heart - and lungs, eyeballs and brains. David Foox, an artist based in Denver, Colorado, has created a collection of organ donor dolls.
more HERE

The Rivers Run Through It

Moment of Zen

"Actors don't retire...people who hate their jobs retire..."
-- Bea Arthur

Somethin' 'bout Simpson

Hello, my name is Jessica Simpson.
I 'pretend' to be stupid.
My father is obsessed with my boobs.
My mouth is very wide.
I frequently use self-tanning lotion.
Eat Me.
source

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Bob Dylan : In the Ballpark

Bob Dylan has just announced an ambitious line-up for this year's summer concert tour. Along with fellow troubadour Willie Nelson, this summer The Bob Dylan Show will also feature John Mellencamp, marking just the second time in the past 24 years that these three performers have shared the concert stage.
All concert tickets are priced at $67.50 and most shows are general admission, allowing fans to grab a seat in the stands or find a place to watch from the field. Tickets will go on sale throughout the month of May and will be available at the local ballpark ticket office and affiliated ticket outlets. There is no baseball game on the day of the show. *Children 14 and under get in free with each adult ticket holder.
Showtime is 5:30pm and gates open at 5:00. Gates will open at 4:30 for holders of bobdylan.com pre-sale tickets.
Together Through Life will be released by Columbia Records on April 28. Order the CD, Vinyl, Digital*, or Limited Edition CD/DVD edition today from the official Bob Dylan online store.

Vageena Monologue

Deven Green's CLASSIC parody of Brenda Dickson. It's a HUGE vageene!

Tanorexia Epidemic

The swine flu is scary since you haven't much control...but how about consciously taking part in an activity that will probably kill you all for the sake of a fake image you'd like to project?
Tanorexia, its now being called.
Nearly 30 million people tan indoors every year in the United States, according to the Skin Cancer Foundation, and 2.3 million of them are teens. People get addicted to tanning beds, one small study suggested. The UV light is thought to affect moods, and to stop going can bring on withdrawal symptoms.
Tanning beds are a $5 billion-a-year industry in the United States, according to the Skin Cancer Foundation (that's up from an estimate of $2 billion in 2006). The tanning salon industry has in the past claimed the UV light is harmless and even healthy. One claim from proponents is that tanning prevents sunburn, thereby reducing the chance of skin cancer.
But UV tanning, from the sun or in a bed, damages genetic information in cells and is linked to the development of skin cancer, researchers at Wake Forest University found. The Skin Cancer Foundation agrees. The darkening of skin is a direct result of damaged cells. more HERE
Hollywood's obsession with tanning isn't helping, either. Take Kim Kardashian, for example. The star recently sought advice for curing sunburn lines — after dozing off in a tanning bed with extraordinarily large sunglasses on — then posted the pics on Twitter. Could the reality TV star be suffering from "tanorexia," a compulsive need to be tan? more HERE

Related:
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Pretty Baby

"There are so many people who want to be famous, so how could I not want this? Or, how could I not want to keep it forever?" Watson says in the May issue of Interview magazine about the reaction people had to her plans to retire post-"Harry Potter."
"I would love to try theater. I need to try stuff out. But I say all this now — I'm sure I'll still be here in 10 years, making 'Harry Potter 30.' "
more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

Obama is being accused of giving Hugo Chavez too friendly of a handshake. Yeah, the Bush Doctrine says he should have started a knife fight.
-- Will Durst

Boobs, Beams & Sparks

Here’s Tommy Sparks’ video for She’s Got Me Dancing. Man boobs with laser beams is all you need to know.

Knock It Off!

While Rolls-Royce did have some news at the Shanghai auto show, it was largely overshadowed by the debut of a Chinese automaker’s interpretation of a Rolls, the Geely GE.
If and when the GE comes to market in China, it would be sold under Geely’s Englon luxury marque. By all accounts the limo is a shameless (if not slightly shorter in length) knock-off of the Rolls-Royce Phantom.
more HERE

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Geely Auto says not copying Rolls Royce
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Batman of Bangkok

Meet Bangkok's Batman.
Last week, as anti-government protesters clad in crimson stormed the capital's streets, some guys hijacked a gas truck and parked it in an otherwise quiet neighborhood. They were pursued by soldiers and assumed (according to Thai media reports) that the military wouldn't fire into an area containing a massive container of liquid fuel.
Then, out of nowhere, Batman steps into the crowd and surveys the scene. So the story goes, the masked hero broke the tension long enough for a city worker to climb back in the truck and drive away. And those in the neighborhood gathered to applaud.
more HERE
video HERE

Related:
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Bull Market

A runaway bull has been captured on CCTV doing some 'on the hoof' shopping in an Irish supermarket.
The animal had been at the local mart in Ballinrobe, County Mayo, Ireland, when it escaped and made off through the town, paying a visit to Cummins' SuperValu. where it made its way around the store before leaving for pastures greener.
original footage HERE

Related:
1000's view bull in Mayo supermarket online

Call for New Investigation of 9/11

More than 640 Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth (AE911Truth) are calling for a new, independent investigation into the destruction of the World Trade Center high-rises. These building professionals cite evidence of explosive demolition at all three WTC high-rises on 9/11 and document the evidence at their website. Assistant director of the FBI's counterterrorism division, wrote that their claims and conclusion were "backed by thorough research and analysis."
more HERE

Related:
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Postcards from the Edge...of Time

NEW YORK — Long before he picked up the camera and became a pioneer of American documentary photography, Walker Evans began collecting the colorized photo postcards that were a staple of early 1900s five-and-dime stores.
A new exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art looks at the celebrated photographer through the lens of his remarkable collection of more than 9,000 postcards amassed over a 60-year period beginning in 1915 when he was a boy of 12.
Walker Evans and the Picture Postcard runs through May 25.
more HERE

Urban Foraging

Feeling squeezed at the supermarket? Maybe you should be looking for food in the parking lot, or in your neighbor's yard.
Wild greens, mushrooms, fruit, and even fish and game can be harvested in America's urban jungles. Dandelion salad, anyone? Or some batter-fried squirrel?
more HERE

Freedom of Speech from Flaming Lips

Throughout their 25-plus-year career, the Flaming Lips have donned spacesuits and animal costumes on stage. But a T-shirt bearing the symbol of the Communist Party may have been over the line, at least according to some Oklahoma politicians.
The Oklahoman reported earlier today that Michael Ivins' decision to wear a shirt emblazoned with the symbol of the sickle and hammer of the Communist Party almost derailed an effort to name the band's "Do You Realize?" as the official state rock song. Approved by the Oklahoma Senate last month 46-0, the resolution was shot down by the Oklahoma House last week.
Governor Brad Henry announced Thursday evening that he will sign an executive order on Tuesday naming the Flaming Lips song as the official rock song.
more HERE

favorite comment:
All this tough talk over a shirt from a bunch of folks who probably have confederate flags hanging in their living rooms...

Jess & Justin Canoodle for the Camera

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel snuggled up at the Los Angeles Lakers game last week. Sitting courtside as the Lakers beat the Utah Jazz, Timberlake and Biel played it up for the Staples Center kiss cam. He whipped off his glasses and a made a show of mounting her and sucking her face for the JumboTron.
more pics HERE

R.I.P.: Bea Arthur

Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86.
Arthur first appeared in the landmark comedy series "All in the Family" as Edith Bunker's outspoken, liberal cousin, Maude Finley. She proved a perfect foil for blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor), and their blistering exchanges were so entertaining that producer Norman Lear fashioned Arthur's own series.
"Golden Girls" (1985-1992) was another groundbreaking comedy, finding surprising success in a television market increasingly skewed toward a younger, product-buying audience.
obit HERE
Los Angeles Times obit HERE
IMDB HERE

308 Nudes in London

308 nudes take to the streets of London to celebrate the launch of the new Peugeot 308 CC

Hindsight on Display?

The recently renamed California (nee Towe) Auto Museum in Sacramento now touts futuristic cars, such as the EV-1.
Twelve are left from 1995 unveiling. Only 50 were built by GM. Those who were leasing the vehicles were forced to surrender them. Those who tried to buy their EV-1 were denied.
Now it's a museum piece.
from Harry O at examiner.com

Super Chicken

Before even releasing their self-titled debut on June 9th, new rock supergroup Chickenfoot have already sold out all nine road-test concerts they had planned for May. The quartet — which features former Van Halen members Sammy Hagar and Mike Anthony, Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith and guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani — posted on their official site, “Beyond our expectations, the public on-sales for the nine road-test shows sold out all tickets in record time. The band was blown away by your response and can’t wait to take the show on the road!”
Rolling Stone article HERE

Dance Your Big Fat Ass Off

LOS ANGELES, California - Take the hip-shaking on "Dancing with the Stars" and mix it with the challenges of "The Biggest Loser," and audiences will get the idea of a summer TV show in which overweight contestants shed pounds by dancing.
"Dance Your Ass Off", starting in June on the Oxygen cable TV channel, features 12 contestants battling their bulge on the dance floor and weight scales, hoping to win $100,000.
Judges whittle down the contestants each episode by combining scores for their hip-hop, jazz, tango and pole dancing routines and the number of pounds they have shed.
more HERE
wanna be on the show? go HERE

...fat people pole dancing? ...this could be good...

Wii Bit Chauvinistic

The GOP: Dazed & Confused

Bill Maher's editorial in the Los Angeles Times skewers conservatives in his signature articulate style...here's an excerpt:
If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.
Here are the big issues for normal people: the war, the economy, the environment, mending fences with our enemies and allies, and the rule of law.
And here's the list of Republican obsessions since President Obama took office: that his birth certificate is supposedly fake, he uses a teleprompter too much, he bowed to a Saudi guy, Europeans like him, he gives inappropriate gifts, his wife shamelessly flaunts her upper arms, and he shook hands with Hugo Chavez and slipped him the nuclear launch codes.
read the entire article HERE

Do You Know Brüno?

The new movie poster features Brüno standing straddle-legged in a Sound of Music-like field of yellow flowers, looking over his shoulder with an I'm-too-sexy-for-this-poster glance, a pair of micro-mini lederhosen riding up his derriere. In a semi-inspired touch, a URL at the bottom directs you to the film's "MeinSpace" page.
watch the restricted trailer HERE

Canine Issues...

Happy Birthday Kelly Clarkson

THE PUNCHLINE

"There's a new iPhone app called MyNetDiary. It helps you lose weight. Here's how it works: You press Google Earth, and if you can spot yourself, you've eaten too much."
-- Jimmy Fallon

The Dead Weather - Are Friends Electric?

This is Jack Whites new band! The Dead Weather
It consists of Allison Mosshart from The Kills on vocals, Jack Lawrence from the Raconteurs on bass, Dean Fertita from Queens of the Stone Age, and Jack White on drums!


official website HERE

Related:
The Kills/Dead Weather singer rushed to hospital

Britney and Hair Extensions Part Ways

Oakland, California - Britney Spears and hair extensions go together like peanut butter and jelly, but in this destined-for-fame video, one of her extensions decides to go rogue. more HERE

Taint Misbehavin'

Bronx Zoo laying off ANIMALS

For the two million people who visit the Bronx Zoo each year, the view is about to change.
A bunch of animals are getting fired!
If these animals could talk, they would have something to say, because their days at the zoo are numbered.
more HERE

Cheap Diva

...eating at the Y

Lady Gaga tipped restaurant staff with a signed handkerchief.
The singer left the lacy square of fabric - complete with black lipstick marks and her signature - on her table at London eatery Hakkasan after dinner with fellow pop star Mika on Monday night.
A diner said: "She left them a lace hankie with her black lipstick print on it and her signature. Mika also left a hefty chunk of cash."
Staff were thrilled with the unusual tip but reportedly less impressed with Gaga's diva behavior.
more HERE

Related:
Lady GaGa autographs man's penis

"Sex and the City" Syndrome

Call it the "Sex and the City" syndrome. California is seeing a surge in young women driving drunk.
Guys are still kings of drinking and driving. But DUI crashes are up more than 100 percent this decade among women ages 21 to 24, the most of any age group.
Trend-setting Hollywood seems to be the epicenter.
Among the young and the restless: Lindsay Lohan (twice), Paris Hilton (it was just one margarita!), Nicole Richie (wielding a black Mercedes) and Khloe Kardashian ("She's a superstar," her attorney said, apropos of nothing).
more HERE

...apparently, these woman have never seen 'Absolutely Fabulous'

Related:
The Sex and the City Drinking Game
Why women are leaving men for other women

Vowels, Consonants and the 45 Letter Word

Signs for a difficult to spell lake in Massachusetts will be fixed to correct spelling problems.
Easier said than done.
Or is it?
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is three miles long and a mile wide.
The Chamber of Commerce says the 45-letter name is misspelled, with an "o" where a "u" should be, at letter 20, and an "h" instead of "n" at letter 38.
NPR story & podcast HERE
Ethel Merman & Ray Bolger 'The Lake Song' sample HERE

All the President's Dogs

"If you want a friend in Washington," Harry Truman once said, "get a dog." Indeed, from George Washington, who bred foxhounds (and who returned British general Howe's dog, a POW, under a flag of truce), to George Bush, whose spaniel Millie's book outsold his own autobiography, our harried chief executives have found friendship and solace in dogs.
history of president's dogs pictorial HERE

Related:
Germans love Bo Obama! Portuguese Water Dogs sell out

Naked and Tazed...

Popular Penis Parlor Trick

Model Defends Malnutrition

A Miss Universe Australia finalist has hit back at claims she is too thin, saying she is happy with her body and eats up to eight meals a day. We think she meant 8 ounces.
Stephanie Naumoska is 5ft 11in tall, weighs 108 lbs. and her gaunt appearance shocked some onlookers at the contest in Sydney.The 19-year-old model has a reported body mass index of 15 - making her malnourished by World Health Authority standards.
more HERE

Bra Deflects Bullet

DETROIT, Michigan -- A woman got extra support from her bra. The undergarment appears to have saved her life.
Detroit police said two men broke into a home and set off the alarm. As the home invaders were fleeing, they noticed a neighbor watching them and fired a shot at her. The woman was shot in the chest area, but the underwire in her bra stopped the bullet from penetrating.
more HERE

Lesbian Interviews Lesbian

Man-Whore Mayer on the Move

John Mayer sure knows how to pick ‘em--from Jennifer Aniston to a former Hooters girl!
John is hooking up with aspiring Scheana Marie Jancan. They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge.
Scheana, who turns 24 in May, served the sexy singer drinks at The Grand Havana Room and John started chatting her up.
“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out,” a source told Star magazine. “She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

...we're surprised he didn't just snap his fingers, make eye contact then point at his crotch...but, it sounds like that's pretty close to what happened...we're debating who is shallower...

World's Largest Cheeto

Arbor Day 2009

The first Arbor Day took place on April 10, 1872 in Nebraska. It was the brainchild of Julius Sterling Morton (1832-1902), a Nebraska journalist and politician originally from Michigan. Throughout his long and productive career, Morton worked to improve agricultural techniques in his adopted state and throughout the United States when he served as President Grover Cleveland's Secretary of Agriculture.
In 1970, President Richard Nixon proclaimed the last Friday in April as National Arbor Day.
more HERE
Arbor Day timeline HERE
even more at arborday.org

OK, it's one of two things...

1) a napkin ring for King Kong
2) Sir Paul McCartney's Mum leaving the royal ball a bit early. Moments later, "that bitch" Heather Mills was heard yelling, "Where the hell is my leg?!"

Creepy Commercial

Another Mother of the Year Candidate...

Meet 25-year-old Nicole Marty of Long Island, she was arrested after she got high, got in her car and crashed it into a pole with her 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat. Being the wonderful mother that she is, Nicole also beat on a cop at the hospital.
more HERE

We assume the motion she is making with her fingers is in response to the question "What is your IQ?"

Adventures in Counterintuitiveness

Study finds workplace Web surfing increases productivity
An Australian study has found that workers who engage in Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing (WILB) are more productive than their non-surfing colleagues.
The report, compiled by the University of Melbourne's Department of Management and Marketing, found that workers who "surf the Internet for fun at work -- within a reasonable limit of less than 20 percent of their total time in the office -- are more productive by about 9 percent."
more HERE

Lego Rock Band for Xmas 2009

LEGO Rock Band is set to ROCK this Holiday season on any console with a pulse -- PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii and DS -- the game is a joint effort by TT Games, LEGO, MTV and Harmonix, the original creator of 'Rock Band.' Unsurprisingly, the games will make use of all the 'Rock Band' peripherals currently cluttering a host of homes around the world.
In addition to letting players customize their LEGO rockers and road crew, the game is said to be rather "family friendly." At present, Blur's "Song 2," Carl Douglas's "Kung Fu Fighting," Europe's "The Final Countdown," Good Charlotte's "Boys and Girls," and Pink's "So What" have all been confirmed for the game, which should give you a pretty good idea of what to expect from the final version (i.e. kid-friendly).

Happy Birthday Kevin Meaney

Kevin's website HERE

Virtual Stanford for FREE

Download courses, faculty lectures, interviews, music and sports.
Play on your iPod, Mac or PC, or burn a CD.
Stay Connected anytime anywhere.
Experience a wealth of learning from Stanford.
Enroll HERE

When Gavin Was Gay

Though Boy George broke the news of Gavin Rossdale, 43, and Marilyn’s tumultuous romance in his 1995 book, Take It Like a Man, Gavin denied it.
Back in the ’80s, Gavin was a wild child who wore black lipstick and partied until all hours at London’s underground clubs. And the most important relationship of his life may have been with another androgynous, hard-partying man. It seems, Gavin had a long-standing secret love affair with Marilyn — a male rocker who kinda looked like Gwen.
more HERE

...On the Road to Self-Awareness

F Bomb on Fox

Happy 20th Birthday - Nintendo Gameboy

Dutiful Daughter Breastfeeds Dad

As Georgia Browne breastfeeds her baby son Monty, nothing could seem more normal or natural. At eight months old, Monty thrives on his mother’s milk, but someone else is also thriving on Georgia’s milk – her father Tim!

That’s because Tim’s battling cancer. He drinks his daughter’s breastmilk every day to boost his immune system and give him the strength to fight the disease.
more HERE

Smart Gene For Jews?

Gregory Cochran, a physicist and genetics buff, and geneticist Henry Harpending have developed a controversial theory that the presence of many lethal genetic diseases affecting the brain among Ashkenazi Jews may also be responsible for increased intelligence in the population.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

...why do they wear those dunce caps then?

Beyoncé Battles Banshee Branding

The nation’s ears were bleeding after Howard Stern aired an alleged soundboard recording of Beyoncé shrieking her way through “If I Were A Boy” from a November 2008 Today show concert. The recording spread like wildfire, with many quick to accuse both Beyoncé and Sasha Fierce of being awful live singers who hide behind pre-recorded tracks. However, as B’s father and manager argued and TMZ confirmed, the tape was significantly doctored to make Beyoncé sound like a banshee.
more HERE

Fat Fed Paid to Shed?

Since last year, Kevin Federline has packed on the pounds — the former backup dancer has gained well over 40 pounds— and his new job may be to shed that fat. According to a friend, K-Fed, 31, has been offered a deal with NutriSystem to promote its Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money.”
Kevin’s representatives have denied that he’ll be doing the NutriSystem gig...
blurb HERE

...representatives?

The Rockcats

Really Cool Wallpaper

lots more HERE

Beer Bong Incident

...more evidence of rampant stupidity

Sexual Harassment Re-training

Dirty Orange County Housewife

click the pic

Gretchen Rossi (AKA: Gretchen Sleepswithanymanshecomesacrossi) of Real Housewives of Orange County is pissed off about photos of her posted online. Her lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to the TheDirty.com, demanding the pic's removal. This time it's over a topless photo (above) instead of compromising bathroom pic.
more HERE and HERE
Gretchen's website HERE

Tormented Moose Committs Suicide

Eighth grade pupils of Palmero, Alaska, were penalized for scaring and abusing a moose to the extent that the unfortunate tortured animal inflicted fatal injuries to itself.
more HERE

Will vs. Wild

There was a time in TV land when "a very special episode" meant that the sitcom that's usually funny was going deal with a serious subject.
However, this time, on the Discovery Channel, the very special episode should be both exciting and hilarious as Will Ferrell joins Bear Grylls on an episode of Man Vs. Wild as they brave the wilds of Northern Sweden while promoting Ferrell's new film, Land of the Lost.
more HERE

Crackpot Cloner?

Controversial doctor Panayiotis Zavros announced on Tuesday that he has cloned 14 human embryos and impregnated four women with 11 of them.
Cloning was recorded in a documentary filmed by Peter Williams, who confirmed for the Independent that women hope to become pregnant with the first cloned embryos. The documentary was made for the Discovery Channel and will be aired today.
story w/video HERE

...they claim the documentary is on the Discovery Channel tonight at 9pm...we don't see it on the schedule...

R.I.P.: Mort Lachman

MORT Lachman, who for almost 28 years was a key writer in Bob Hope's famous "joke factory", died March 17, 2009 from heart problems and diabetes in Los Angeles. He was 89.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Real Housewife has Real Fake Boob Issues

Say what you will about The Real Housewives of New York but, for all of their faults, perhaps no Housewife is more hated, more reviled, than Kelly Bensimon, former model and current divorcee. Well, it looks as if her own siliconbags are looking to fly the coop...
more HERE

Beauty and the Bubbles

Happy Ending

Foot Fetishist

We're a little late but...check out the new Moet & Chandon ad campaign featuring Scarlett Johansson, as captured by renowned photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.
“I am honored to have been chosen as their ambassador and to make history with the brand, as the first celebrity face of champagne.”
more pics HERE

Planet Girth

Looking for inspiration to lose weight?
It may be worth taking a look at the results of a report in latest issue of the International Journal of Epidemiology.
The study concludes that being overweight or obese “should be recognized as an environmental problem” because of its contribution to climate change from additional food and transport emissions.
The study found that a lean population, such as the Vietnamese, consume about 20 percent less food and produce fewer greenhouse gases than a population in a country like the United States, where about 40 percent of people are obese.
more HERE

Related:
Too Much Sex Leads to Global Warming

One Pose is Enough...?

...the thing is: it can be assumed she is attempting to make herself attractive...yet the exact opposite is accomplished...then again, it could be counterintuitiveness in action...

Frolicking Ronnie

He is facing a constant battle with alcoholism and a wrecked marriage that could cost him £50million.
But Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood looked as if he hadn't a care in the world as he frolicked with his 20-year-old girlfriend in the sunshine yesterday.
Still wearing a ring on his wedding finger-the 61-year-old enjoyed a picnic with Ekaterina Ivanova in Primrose Hill, North London.
more HERE

Another World

A group of astronomers announced the discovery of the least massive planet yet detected outside of our solar system. It is lightweight enough--between two and three times the mass of Earth--to almost certainly be rocky like Earth rather than a huge ball of gas. Although the planet orbits too close to its star to be habitable, a new analysis of one of its neighbors suggests a world with deep oceans. All this raises the prospect of discovering an Earth-size planet orbiting at just the right distance from its star to give life a chance.
First discovered in 2007, Gliese 581d was originally calculated to be too far away from its host star—and therefore too cold—to support an ocean. But that has all changed.
Science Now article HERE
National Geographic article HERE

Idol Odds

Millions tune in to the live broadcasts of "American Idol" for the singing, the suspense, the chance to select the country's new music sensation.
Others couldn't care less. They just check the results and then their bank accounts. Meet the alternate breed of "American Idol" fan: the one who's in it to win it -- cash. Online betting communities facilitate the flow of funds between people who look at "Idol" like a horse race or football game, placing money on contestants most likely to benefit their bottom line, talent be damned.
ABC News report HERE

Piggyback Billionaire

With his eyes fixed firmly in front, kite surfer Sir Richard Branson seems not to have noticed that he has a naked girl clinging to his back.
In fact, Branson agreed to model for the risque shot while enjoying a visit to his private Caribbean island, Necker, after photographer Stephane Gautronneau suggested his girlfriend, model Denni Parkinson, also took part in the shoot.
Sir Richard said, "What can you say if you are asked to pose with a naked lady? I only wish I had eyes in the back of my head."
more HERE

Earth Day 2009

Have you done your Earth Day shopping yet? Between greeting cards, jewelry, mugs, and teddy bears commemorating the day, its roots in environmental activism have all but been forgotten. Now corporations use Earth Day to sell us on the belief that we can buy our way into ecological sustainability. We can't.
more HERE

Related:
President Obama official schedule and guidance, April 22, 2009.
Earth Day Network
U.S. Government Earth Day Events & Information
Explore, Search and Discover on Google Earth
Disney film 'Earth' opens on Earth Day

People who look the same...in every pic

more HERE

Backstage with Bob Dylan

see it HERE

Human Bookshelf

...or Bad Gay Photoshop

Hey Fatso! ...Get Over It!

Kim Kardashian has a big bone to pick with Us Weekly after it ran a small blurb she says implied she's plus-sized.
In the story, the magazine announces that bargain clothing store Forever 21 is launching a new line of clothing for "fuller-figured fashionistas" called Faith 21. And guess whose face is slapped up right next to the designs that tout fashions "ranging from XL to 2XL"?
Kim responded on her blog:
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
source

Related:
Kim Kardashian: "So What, I Have a Little Cellulite"

Don't Drink & Drown

Driving is not the only bad thing that you can do when you are drunk. Deciding to hit the swimming pool or beach after a night of excessive drinking can be just as bad. A PSA ad campaign by Royal Life Saving in collaboration with the Australian Department of Health informs us that almost half of all adult drowning deaths involve alcohol.
more HERE

The Chariot

Exmovere has launched the Chariot - which the company hopes could supersede wheelchairs in the coming years.
more HERE
video HERE

Lady GaGa Laces Up

Lady GaGa turned heads in one of her ugliest outfits to date as she headed out for dinner.

more HERE

Related:

Lady GaGa is busy pleasuring another Lady

Man Bibs

It is a campaign for Australia's Solo soft drinks. Solo Beverage company aims to turn pasty, hairless boys into real men with their Solo Man Bibs. The Solo Man Bib hooks easily around the neck and gives men instant rub-worthy pecs, complete with chest hair and even a Solo gold chain.
source

Stop Breeding, Hitler!

Condom ads: In the U.S., we get faux-patriotism and soft-core porn, while the French have safe sex on the beach. Now, from Germany, comes a dour dose of angst in a campaign for Doc Morris Pharmacies. The message: Use a condom, and be sure you're not bringing the next Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Tse-Tung into the world.

Childhood Pathological Addiction

Nearly one in 10 American children who play computer games are pathologically addicted, according to new research.
Some young gamers show at least six symptoms of gambling addiction, such as lying to family and friends about how much they play games, using the games to escape their problems and becoming restless or irritable when they stop playing. They may also skip homework to play games or spend too much time playing and do poorly in school, the study shows.
Boys spent an average 16.4 hours a week playing games and girls 9.2 hours. "Addicted" gamers played 24 hours a week, twice as much as casual gamers.
more HERE

...stop telling yourself it's okay...

Happy Birthday Iggy Pop

Femme Fruit Fantasy

DDB Paris created this bizarre and trippy new commercial for Lipton Forest Fruit tea, showing women of all ages dive-bombing into a pool of giant fruit, as the Willy Wonka song about the "world of pure imagination" plays. Naturally, the playful scene occasionally turns sultry, as several women are seen ravishing the huge fruit with abandon (red juice dripping down their chins).

Taco Bell Bathroom Bust

Instant Housing

Instant Housing, by Winfried Baumann, are mobile living units tailored to the homeless and other urban nomads's specific personal circumstances. They are compact and easy to carry from place to place by a single person.
see HERE

Lindsay Leaning Toward Lewd

Word on the street is that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, and it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Las Vegas.
Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.
"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco.
more HERE

Related:
Lindsay Lohan's 5 Possible, Career-Boosting Rebounds
LINDSAY LOHAN Back on men after Ronson split

Breaking Bread with Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley is challenged by Chris Webber to eat a piece of bread, without water, in 30 seconds.

Royal Blood

'Royal Blood' series by Dutch photographer Erwin Olaf is photography with depictions of famous royal deaths. There's Julius Cesar stabbed in the back, Marie Antoinette with her head severed, and Princess Diana.
more HERE

I-Movix SprintCam v3

Halloween is in October...RIGHT?

Morticia and Gomez?

Meryl Streep as Julia Child

In Julie & Julia, Meryl Streep plays Julia Child at the start of her career and her reign as the queen bitch in America in relation to French cuisine. Amy Adams co-stars as Julie, a blogger who spent 365 days trying to master all 525 of the recipes in Julia's Mastering the Art of French Cooking.

Obama in Violation of International Law?

United Nations Special Rapporteur on Torture Manfred Nowak has accused US President Barack Obama of violating international law for not bringing CIA torture agents to court.
BBC report HERE

Related:
Obama torture policies slammed by critics on both sides

Fire Up!

lots-o-info HERE

New to the Site: FLIGHT TRACKING RADAR

Check out our flight tracking radar HERE

Beyonce's Today Show audio from the board feed

Hear it HERE

Facebook Manners And You

Bush Ordered to Testify

Late last week, a Texas district court judge ordered that President Bush be deposed in a lawsuit against Southern Methodist University (SMU). In the case, two condominium owners near SMU are claiming that “the university bullied owners into selling without disclosing plans to build a presidential library at the site.”
more HERE

...gotcha!

Knäckebröddans Talang 2009

Zoinks!

Cartoon High

When Guys Get iPhones...

see HERE (NSFW)

THE PUNCHLINE 420

A California assemblyman introduced a bill (AB 390) for the state to tax marijuana for sale. He couldn’t wait 30 more bills for AB 420?
--Will Durst

Create Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors

get started HERE

Shut the fuck up...

Caroline & Steve Cartwright - 47-year-old Caroline was rewarded with an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) banning in the UK after she made her neighbors' lives utter hell with her screams of passion during the middle of the night with her husband.
Several neighbors, even a partially deaf one, said they had not a good night's sleep in two years, because of the couples' moans. After warning the couple several times and receiving nearly 25 complaints, Environmental Health officers set up a recording system next door. They recorded Steve and Caroline's heated screeches over 23 times. The judge found Caroline guilty of assault with a deadly orgasm scream. She was fined £200. Caroline still doesn't understand why she's being punished. She told the Daily Mail, "I can’t understand why people ask me to be quiet. It’s normal to me."

Aphrodisiastic Fantastic

Marijuana has been used as an aphrodisiac for thousands of years. So what exactly is it about weed that turns people on?
find out HERE

R.I.P.: J.G. Ballard

The author JG Ballard, famed for novels such as Crash and Empire of the Sun, has died aged 78 after a long illness.
BBC obit HERE
official website HERE

Everything's Better with Beer

Bringing Up Gay at Miss USA

Miss North Carolina USA Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA 2009 on Sunday, beating out 50 other beauty queens in the live pageant televised from Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.
But her runner up, Miss California Carrie Prejean, of San Diego, shocked the audience when she answered a question about legalizing same-sex marriage.
"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage," Prejean said. "And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."
Some in the audience cheered, others booed. The answer sparked a shouting match in the lobby after the show.
story w/video HERE

...asking bubbleheads to form an opinion on complex social issues is an obvious baiting tactic from celebrity instigators...mission accomplished!

Related:
Miss Calif.: Anti-gay marriage answer 'Cost me my crown'

Origin of 420