Lame Ass Duck

Sarah Palin quit on her stool as governor of Alaska Sunday night, talking about leadership as she did. She clearly imagines herself to someday be the next President of the United States, getting to tell guys like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad where to get off, yet leaves whining about a bad joke from David Letterman. You rarely get political farewells this funny outside the state of New Jersey.
Always with Palin there was this cockeyed idea, usually from the yahoos on the right, the frauds who treat her as being real, that if you attacked her, you were attacking working moms and the “real Americans” she talked about in her speeches, the ones who live far from big cities. Or that you were somehow threatened by this strong woman. From the start, there was as much substance to that as there is to her political thought, which you could fit inside a golf ball.
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The full transcript of her rambling, 2300-word farewell address is HERE

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"The presidential election was the freest election around the globe."

-- Iranian President MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, making his first televised address since the disputed June 12 vote

THE PUNCHLINE

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held an election victory party. At the party, he thanked the 148 percent of the people who voted for him."
-- David Letterman

THE PUNCH LINE

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- according to this guy, there are no homosexuals in Iran. I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theater." -- David Letterman

There are no homosexuals in Iran