Bill goes to North Korea to help out some chicks

Story HERE.

THE PUNCHLINE

Obama is so smooth he makes Clinton look like a chunk of concrete wrapped in Velcro dipped in wallpaper paste.
--Will Durst

"What you lookin' at Willis?"

While in Italy for the G8 summit, President Barack Obama checked out the, er, sights.
French president Nicolas Sarkozy (right) seems to approve...
The girl is Mayara Tavares; a 17-year-old girl representing Brazil at the Junior 8.
more HERE

...of course, sleazy right wing talking heads grabbed hold of this news worthy item and begun wringing their hands...and comparing Obama to president Clinton...and we all know what they did to him...
Sean Hannity video HERE

Irony Is Alive And Well

Dumb and Dumber

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the latest member of the ever-growing club of politicians who have strayed from their wives, as well as the latest in the ever-growing list of politicians who were indignant over President Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky and demanded he either resign or be impeached.
In 1998, Sanford was a Republican congressman from South Carolina when he demanded "moral clarity" from Clinton and called on him to resign. "Very damaging stuff. This one's pretty cut and dried," Sanford said in September 1998. "I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally [to resign]." So far, Sanford has not indicated that he has any plans to resign as governor.
more HERE

Related:
Who is Mark Sanford's mistress?
MARIA BELEN CHAPUR: Mark Sanford's Mistress

THE PUNCHLINE

Today was the first day of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's two-day trip to Mexico. She spent the day with Felipe Calderon discussing the drug violence that has been spilling over into the U.S. Then she flew to Cancun to look for Bill."
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Socks the Cat has Terminal Illness

17-year-old Socks the cat, the former head "pussy" of the White House, is laid up in bed with cancer and not doing too good. Socks is currently living with Betty Currie, who used to be Bill Clinton's personal secretary, in Maryland. A family friend said Socks' days are numbered. The friend also said that the vet was willing to put Socks on feeding tubes, but the Currie family decided he was too old for that mess.
more HERE

Most Outrageous Media Comments of 2008

With attacks on autistic children, the poor, and HIV-positive basketball star Magic Johnson, talking heads showed that nobody was safe in 2008, no matter how unfounded and unseemly the smear.
Progressive politicians, particularly Secretary of State-designate Hillary Clinton and President-elect Barack Obama, were also targets. Obama was called everything from a "pussy" (Don Imus), to a "steamy crap sandwich" (Chris Krok). One commentator said Obama "fits the stereotype blacks once labeled as an Oreo -- a black on the outside, a white on the inside" (John McLaughlin), while others associated him with the Antichrist (Bill Cunningham, Chris Baker, Brian Sussman, others). Michelle Obama was also targeted, being described, among other things, as "Kim Jong-Il dressed up with a bit of Oprah Winfrey dressing" (Mark Steyn). MSNBC's Chris Matthews said Clinton's success is attributable not to her merit, but to the fact that "her husband messed around."
The list of offenses to women, minorities, gays and lesbians, immigrants, and others in 2008 is a long one, but HERE are some of the standouts

Elvis Costello Hosts Talk Show

Elvis Costello: Former new wave icon. Tin Pan Alley crooner. Occasional bit-part actor. Husband of a sexy jazz-pop chanteuse. And now... chat show host! Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... premieres on The Sundance Channel on Wednesday, December 3 at 9 p.m. Produced by Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish, the 13-part series is basically a combination of Inside the Actors Studio and VH1 Storytellers, with interview segments and live performances. Guests include Sir Elton himself, Lou Reed, The Police, She and Him, and Bill Clinton, hopefully leaving his sax at home.

The Trouble with Bill

Bill Clinton’s postpresidential life as a globe-trotting philanthropist, business consultant and speech-giver poses the highest hurdle for Mrs. Clinton to overcome if President-elect Barack Obama chooses to nominate her as secretary of state, according to aides of the Clintons and Mr. Obama. The Obama transition team is focused on the wide array of Mr. Clinton’s postpresidential activities, some details of which have not been made public. This list includes the identity of most of the donors to his foundation, the source of some of his speaking fees — he has earned as much as $425,000 for a one-hour speech.
The vetting of Mr. Clinton’s myriad philanthropic and business dealings is “complicated, and it may be the complications that are causing hesitation on both sides,”
Mr. Obama will not formally offer her the job unless he was satisfied that there would be no conflicts posed by Mr. Clinton’s activities abroad.
New York Times report HERE

Break with Tradition...

available HERE

The Best of Jay Leno

Rockin' the House

After watching the Democratic Convention last night, we found ourselves faced with one very important question: Why didn't Joe Biden do better in the primary?
Biden's speech charmed the pants off of people who've never heard of him. And it came on the heels of a stellar Ted Kennedy speech, decent speeches from Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama, the theatrics of Hillary releasing her delegates ... and the fact that Bill Clinton didn't make a huge ass of anyone.
transcript and video of Biden's speech HERE

The Past and The Present

Bitter Bill

Bill Clinton is so bitter about Barack Obama's victory over his wife Hillary that he has told friends the Democratic nominee will have to beg for his wholehearted support.
A senior Democrat who worked for Mr. Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr. Obama could "kiss my ass" in return for his support.
The former president's rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronizing attitude to Mr. Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence.
the story is HERE

Gennifer Flowers & Paula Jones new website

Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones made headline news around the world for their relationship with Bill Clinton. Ms. Flowers having had a long term relationship with the President and Ms. Jones having a one-time encounter with Bill Clinton that ended with her filing a sexual harassment lawsuit against him in 1993.
For the first time in history since the scandals, the two 'Clinton Women'… Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones sat down together and had a chat making comparisons about their experience with Bill Clinton. The two women discuss not only their relationships with Bill but also their opinions on politics, sex with Bill and their perspective opinion of the Presidential penis and how both feel about Hillary Clinton.
See it HERE

The Empire Strikes Barack

Real Public Enemies

The Hillary & Monica Chronicles

• Nov. 15, 1995: The first lady was in a mid-afternoon "meet & greet" photo opportunity at the White House with various Nobel Laureates and their families. That night, Lewinsky had what she later said was her first sexual encounter with the president in the private study off the Oval office.

• Nov. 17, 1995: Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule and was at the White House. That night, Lewinsky said she had a sexual encounter with the president while he was on the telephone in the White House with a member of Congress.

• Dec. 31, 1995: Lewinsky said she and the president had a sexual encounter early that afternoon in a study down the hall from the Oval Office. Sometime afterward, the president, first lady and their daughter, Chelsea, flew to Hilton Head, S.C., to spend New Year's Eve with hundreds of friends.

• Jan. 7, 1996: On a Sunday afternoon, Lewinsky and the president spent most of the afternoon in the Oval Office. The first lady and the president had a small dinner with 20 people at "the Old Family Dining Room" at the White House.

• Jan. 21, 1996: The first lady had no public schedule, but she and the president privately toured an exhibit at the National Gallery of Art. Lewinsky and the president had an afternoon sexual encounter in the hallway by the private study next to the Oval Office.

• Feb. 4, 1996: Mrs. Clinton and the president attended the National Governors Association annual dinner. Lewinsky said she and the president had a sexual encounter that day, and sat and talked in the Oval Office for about 45 minutes.

• March 31, 1996: Mrs. Clinton toured an archaeological site and museum in Delphi, Greece, and watched a folk dance performance. That day, Lewinsky said she and the president resumed their sexual contact.

• April 7, 1996, Easter Sunday. Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule. Lewinsky said that, at the president's suggestion, she performed oral sex while he was on the telephone in his office.

• Feb. 28, 1997: The schedule shows Mrs. Clinton was in the White House at least part of the day, when President Clinton and Lewinsky had oral sex near the Oval Office, leaving stains on her dress.
  

• March 29, 1997: On the day when Lewinsky later told independent counsel Kenneth Starr that she had her final sexual encounter with the president, Mrs. Clinton was thousands of miles away in Eritrea. In his grand jury testimony, the president denied this encounter.
  

Think THEN Vote

Will the Real Plagiarist Please Stand Up

Hillary Clinton continues to claim that her opponent is a plagiarist...yet continues to swipe the words of others, including Obama AND her own husband...
Her yesmen should conduct an intervention...perhaps a 5150 is in order...since she is clearly loosing her mind...or she's getting real desperate...
info HERE and HERE
video HERE