Only a Matter of Time...

Devil Films press release says “In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together. It’ll probably be true to life. Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge.”

Jon & Kate Fuck Eight stars Riley Evans as Kate and Frankie Young as Jon.

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Kate on Larry King Recently

Here's just a few quotes from Kate's interview.

Kate on her dating life: "I'm lonely, but I'm -- I'm very busy and, actually, I'm all right."

Kate on Jon saying he wants to quit the show: "Jon's opinions and his goals are his. I know that, personally, for myself and the kids, this has been a good experience. It continues to be a good experience. And, you know, really the network has been extremely supportive, above and beyond, I feel, what they need to be. And I only experience good things. Everyone works. Everyone has a job. Everyone has what they're dealing with. And, generally speaking, this is the most flexible, workable, wonderful job for myself."

Kate on what will happen to the show if Jon quits: "I'm not the person to make that decision. I know that myself and the kids will continue the show."

Kate on how her child army is dealing with the divorce: "And as any child, you know, when their parents are divorcing, the goal is peace and we've achieved that numerous times. The Fourth of July we spent together as a family. My goal is, no matter what the circumstance, no matter what place, you know, one of us is in, my goal is really peace and the best that it can be for the kids."

Kate on calling the police on Jon: "It actually was not this huge fight. It was just a thing where I wanted to be there with the kids and -- as opposed to a babysitter. And he wasn't fond of that idea. And I just had a very rough day. I have good days and bad days. This day was a rough day. I just wanted to be with the kids if he wasn't going to be with them... It was not a 911 call. It was the local routine police phone call."

And if you haven't had enough of Kate, you can just get your fix by watching The View on September 14th and 15th. Kate Gosselin is going to fill in for The Hasselbeck those days.

A Jon and Kate Update...

Jon speaks HERE.

Trouble in GossLAND...

The police were called to the Gosselins compound in Pennsylvania last night, because Kate's flipped after Jon refused to let her into the house. A source said, "Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It's Jon's scheduled time to be there with the kids." Kate started hollerin' at Jon about his relationship with Stephanie Santoro, the nanny/model he hired. When the cops arrived, they calmed Kate down and left without making any arrests. Kate packed up and slid on over to the local Days Inn for the night.

Sperm bank offers Celebrity Look Alikes

A sperm bank in Los Angeles has taken creative to the freakshow level to help prospective baby batter buyers pick a load. California Cryobank has started posting pictures of celebrity look alikes who kind of look like the donor. They said they spent 6-months researching and matching famous dudes with guys in their inventory.

Scott Brown of Cryobank told KTLA, "The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?' We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent."

The official list is:

Brad Garrett
Clay Aiken
Danny Goeky
Jon Gosselin
Nick Jonas
Quentin Tarantino

Check it all out HERE.

Jon's New Girlfriend

It didn’t take long for Jon Gosselin to bounce back from his broken marriage.
Less than three weeks after wife Kate Gosselin filed for divorce, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" patriarch showed off a new girlfriend during a trip to St. Tropez on Saturday.
The 32-year-old father of eight traveled to the South of France with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed his wife’s tummy tuck.
more HERE

John & Kate Divorce Documents

they're HERE (pdf)

Kate's New Look

A frumpy Kate Gosselin steps outside to meet the delivery man for their shipment of bottled water.
As for what to expect for the show, a “carefully placed” source tells the Daily News that Jon Gosselin’s reported girlfriend, Deanna Hummel, will join the show when original episodes return on Aug. 3. “Because she’s part of Jon’s life, she’ll be filmed.”

THE PUNCHLINE

"The couple from 'Jon & Kate Plus Eight' filed for divorce. ... The show's going to go on. It's just going to be called 'Jon & Kate Minus Half of Jon's Stuff.' "
-- Craig Ferguson

Mommie Dearest Plus 8

This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do an interview. One of Kate's daughters, Mady, tells her mother she's going to turn into dust if she doesn't have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face." Kate responds, "Be quiet."

Jon and Kate 10 HAPPY YEARS...hahaha

Jon & Kate Gosselin's 10th wedding anniversary...
While Jon was off swapping spit with his mistress, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a Popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world.
more HERE

Vanity vs. Insanity

Not only does Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman think Kate Gosselin should keep her opinions to herself, in an interview with RadarOnline.com, she says that her forthcoming reality show will be nothing like Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Why? Because she thinks the Gosselin's are exploiting their children!

Jon & Kate in Different States

Kate Gosselin has the kids at Bald Head Island North Carolina, while her estranged husband Jon rode around on an ATV at their Pennsylvania home on Monday.
Could Kate be writing a book about co-parenting while 500 miles apart?
more HERE

Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million

Reality TV morons Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed for a nasty $10 million divorce, reports National Enqurier.
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”

WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...

Related:
Gosselin Drama Results in Windfall for Us Weekly

Kate Gosselin & Mr. American Chopper...

Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8 hops onto a motorcycle with Paul Teutul Sr. from the TV show, American Chopper in Reading, Pennsylvania.
more HERE

Jon & Kate and the Reality they Create

US Weekly is running a cover story that features a photo of TLC reality star Jon Gosselin of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ in his car at 2am with another woman.
Gosselin was partying at a bar without his wedding ring, but claims that the woman was just a friend and that he was letting her drive his new car.
Gosselin is unemployed and he and his wife Kate live off the income from their reality show with their eight children. This isn’t the first time he’s been photographed out drinking at bars without his wife.
more HERE
video HERE

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