Jon Speaks AGAIN...

Jon on fame: "I think I'm just misunderstood. I'm not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don't sing. I don't dance. I'm not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC."

Jon on forgiveness: "It's hard for me because I can't forgive myself for the things I've done. So to ask for forgiveness from someone who may never forgive me is tough for me. I do apologize to Kate. I'm sorry for doing the things I did. I do ask for her forgiveness. I want to apologize to Kate in private. I'll apologize to her for openly having relationships in the public eye. That was a huge mistake, because if she would've done that to me, I would have been extremely pissed off. Not because our relationship is over, it's almost like a stab in the back. And now that I think about it, it was a very wrong thing to do. I definitely regret it."

Jon on Hailey Glassman: "We decided not to take a break, just slow things down, until I get through my divorce and I know everything is settled and okay. I don't want another failure in my relationships. I don't want to make the same mistakes I made with Kate, with Hailey. I would just be repeating the pattern over again."

Alien Electrodes?

Jon took 200k outta their joint account...

Look for the lawyers to hit the courthouse tomarrow to get their fair share while the judge attempts to figure this out...

All is not Happy Time in Family Town...

This is what Jon's lawyer wrote to TLC:

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

Jon's lawyer added that weeks before TLC pretty much dumped him, he had been in talks with the network to stop the show completely. Jon says that he co-owns the property they shoot the show and he has joint custody of the child army, so he gets to make decisions about their welfare. Jon's lawyer told Entertainment Tonight, "Jon realized his family was like a trainwreck, so he decided to put the brakes on the divorce and on the show … because if he didn't the family would be in a mortal accident … the victims of a trainwreck."

We are gonna miss Jon Gosselin's Hailey Glassman

Jon got a Job

Jon tells his side...

Why did she want to break up?
I think she initiated the split because she wanted a career. Maybe I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do, and she was going to move on regardless. I said, “Are you sure about this?”

Did you want to work it out?
Yes, I asked, “What do I have to do to mend the relationship? What did I do wrong?” I was beating myself up about it. So I read a lot of books about personalities, like The Five Love Languages. Throughout the marriage, I felt like my personality had changed a lot. In December, I went to therapy. I asked Kate to come, but she didn’t want to. She said, “If you have a problem, go fix it.”

When did you and Kate start living separate lives?
We went to Utah on January 1. On January 12, she flew back with security and I stayed. That’s when I started to just hang out and meet people, and feel free. Not too many girls, just with my guy friends. I couldn’t do that for nine years. When I came back on the 17th, Kate and I weren’t talking. So I just said, “I’m moving out of the house,” and that was it.

What was your first relationship?
Hailey — it started around May. She is the polar opposite of Kate. It’s really different. I feel good about myself and people see my good qualities. I’m not being put down. If I want to go out with my friends, Hailey says, “Oh, go out.” I’m not used to that. I was used to, “No, no, it’s your fault.” Sometimes I ask Hailey permission, like I used to do with Kate, and she says, “You don’t have to ask permission.” I was used to living like that, and now it’s like a breath of fresh air. You can have a balanced relationship but also spend time with your friends.

How did you fall in love with Hailey?
We started talking and got along well. I started getting really attracted to her, like, on the phone. She really listened to me and took in what I was saying. Then she came back to her parents’ house in May and I went up to see her. We hit it off. It was great. She is amazing.

Kate Major said she was dating you.
I felt like, “Okay, I have a cool new person in New York and we can just go out for dinner.” Then it was a conflict of interest with her work. I have always been true to Hailey.

When will you introduce Hailey as your girlfriend to the kids?
I think it would have to be after the divorce is finalized. I can’t just show up with Hailey. I think we all need a little routine in our lives. Right now, it’s helter-skelter. Once there is a routine, we’ll start off slowly, like going out to dinner. We are dealing with eight different personalities, and they will each handle it in different ways. They may never be comfortable.

Jon IS Kate

Jon Gosselin stars in 'Like a Bowl Full of Jelly'

Jon Gosselin seems to be putting on the pounds and gaining weight since his split from mommy tyrant, Kate Gosselin.

Jon's New Girlfriend

It didn’t take long for Jon Gosselin to bounce back from his broken marriage.
Less than three weeks after wife Kate Gosselin filed for divorce, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" patriarch showed off a new girlfriend during a trip to St. Tropez on Saturday.
The 32-year-old father of eight traveled to the South of France with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed his wife’s tummy tuck.
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Jon Gosselin for Match.com

John & Kate Divorce Documents

they're HERE (pdf)

Kate's New Look

A frumpy Kate Gosselin steps outside to meet the delivery man for their shipment of bottled water.
As for what to expect for the show, a “carefully placed” source tells the Daily News that Jon Gosselin’s reported girlfriend, Deanna Hummel, will join the show when original episodes return on Aug. 3. “Because she’s part of Jon’s life, she’ll be filmed.”

THE PUNCHLINE

"The couple from 'Jon & Kate Plus Eight' filed for divorce. ... The show's going to go on. It's just going to be called 'Jon & Kate Minus Half of Jon's Stuff.' "
-- Craig Ferguson

Jon and Kate 10 HAPPY YEARS...hahaha

Jon & Kate Gosselin's 10th wedding anniversary...
While Jon was off swapping spit with his mistress, Kate spent the day building a bouncy castle for her kids. Well, she also spent the day giving angry oral to a Popsicle and almost flashing her "other" tortured beaver to the world.
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Jon & Kate in Different States

Kate Gosselin has the kids at Bald Head Island North Carolina, while her estranged husband Jon rode around on an ATV at their Pennsylvania home on Monday.
Could Kate be writing a book about co-parenting while 500 miles apart?
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Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million

Reality TV morons Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed for a nasty $10 million divorce, reports National Enqurier.
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”

WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...

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'Jon & Kate Plus 8' Spin-Off Show Ideas

Our friends at momlogic.com came up with some tasty scenarios...
2) Jon Plus 8 Whores
Eventually Jon's relationship with the 23-year-old fizzles. Alone and on the prowl, Jon visits the famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada for some eight-on-one action.
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Jon & Kate and the Reality they Create

US Weekly is running a cover story that features a photo of TLC reality star Jon Gosselin of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ in his car at 2am with another woman.
Gosselin was partying at a bar without his wedding ring, but claims that the woman was just a friend and that he was letting her drive his new car.
Gosselin is unemployed and he and his wife Kate live off the income from their reality show with their eight children. This isn’t the first time he’s been photographed out drinking at bars without his wife.
more HERE
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