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Reservations for Heaven & Hell

Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it’s too late.
...or send yourself or someone you know deep into the pits of Hell at Reserve A Spot In Hell

Buddy Hackett 1924 -2003

Buddy Hackett was a very 'blue' stand-up comic and we loved him for that. But he was charming as well in movies like 'It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World' and 'The Love Bug'. Buddy Hackett was also a sentimentalist and this video shows it in spades...


official website HERE

Rat Meat in Demand as Food Costs Rise

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The price of rat meat has quadrupled in Cambodia this year as inflation has put other meat beyond the reach of poor people.
With consumer price inflation at 37 percent according to the latest central bank estimate, demand has pushed a kilogram of rat meat up to around 5,000 riel ($1.28) from 1,200 riel last year. ($1 = 3,900 riel)
Spicy field rat dishes with garlic thrown in have become particularly popular at a time when beef costs 20,000 riel a kg.
Officials said rats were fleeing to higher ground from flooded areas of the lower Mekong Delta, making it easier for villagers to catch them.
Reuters report HERE

...the pic we posted above is kinda cute...the gross-out pics are HERE

Levi's Peels Back a Layer

Levi's "Onion Peel" spot shows the reverse transformation of a corset- and fishnet-wearing supermodel into an average gal in Capital E jeans...

Polar Bears Seen Swimming For Their Lives

An aerial survey off the northwest coast of Alaska in mid-August found at least nine polar bears swimming in open waters, with one foundering at least 60 miles from shore.
The discovery came just before U.S. scientists announced that Arctic sea ice has shrunk to its second-lowest coverage on record.
“To find so many polar bears at sea at one time is extremely worrisome because it could be an indication that as the sea ice on which they live and hunt continues to melt, many more bears may be out there facing similar risk,” said Geoff York, polar bear coordinator for the World Wildlife Fund’s (WWF) Arctic program.
more HERE

...we feel helpless

I Love Lamp

Okay, so this is a replica of the designer's brain which originated from an MRI scan and transformed into a functional lamp...
Frankly, it looks more like cauliflower...plus, is it on the market? 'cause we can't find it...
see HERE

Va-Va-Va Voom!!

Sweet Emmy Rossum rocks in black leather!
She seems slightly out of her comfort zone...but...yowza! lip smackin' delicious! ...that guy in the background seems to agree...
more pics HERE

Attention Seeker Meets Desperate Publisher

"Supermodels Unlimited" magazine flaunts Ali Lohan on it's cover... Will you buy it now?
more pics HERE

eBay Feedback

'kingcutie' at eBay has a demented sense of humor ...and we love it!
original page (shown above) HERE
more wonderful feedback from 'kingcutie' HERE
eBay feedback generator HERE

Birthday Greetings Peggy Lipton

Air Conditioned Bus Stop

Dubai, United Arab Emirates - Right Angle Media, the pioneering company behind the world's first air-conditioned bus shelters, has announced that over 350 fully-functional air-conditioned bus shelters are now available to the bus commuters of Dubai.
more HERE

Pee Dee

Happy Birthday Lewis Black

Google Earth & Animal Magnetism

Researcher Sabine Begall and her colleagues at Germany’s University of Duisburg-Essen examined Google Earth images of 8,510 cattle in 308 pastures around the world, and made direct observations of 2,974 wild deer at 225 locations.
They found that whether grazing or resting, the animals tended to face magnetic north or south.
This phenomenon or animal magnetic orientation has apparently gone unnoticed by herdsmen and hunters for the thousands of years before Google Earth allowed such a global survey.
Writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Begall notes that because the direction of wind and sunlight varied widely at the observed pastures, the only common factor that could have influenced the animals’ positioning was the magnetic field.
Reuters report HERE

Sarah is no Hillary

Presumptive Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin needs to back off of Hillary Clinton's glass ceiling.
On Friday, as Palin thanked John McCain for making her his pick; she compared herself to Hillary and really put herself out there for female voters.
But Palin is nothing like Clinton. The Alaskan Governor is a gun carrying conservative who doesn't support abortion rights or advancement for the LGBT community.
Women are speaking out...don't forget to read the comments...
Washington Post piece HERE
Los Angeles Times editorial HERE

Newest Old Erotic Trend

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Some call it hetero-flexible....straight girls who kiss the same sex. Even popular girl magazines are saying female bisexuality is the latest erotic trend.
But at least one psychiatrist says these young girls don't understand what they're doing.
"The kids are getting into it because they heard something about it being dangerous, and exciting, and 'let's try something new to get attention.'"
blurb w/audio link HERE

...interesting how long it takes for 'mainstream media' to pick-up on things...

9 Beijing Olympic Commentaries

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Form of Flattery or Mental Disorder?

A Russian teenager, Anna Ivanov, has had plastic surgery to look just like Paris Hilton.
Doctors plumped up her lips, made her breasts bigger and waist smaller in a two-hour op. The bandages come off in two months.
One psychologist said: "A wish to look like somebody else and make it happen can be seen as a mental disorder."
more HERE

Celebrity Armpits

lots-o-pits HERE

It's Only a Flesh Wound!

Who didn’t love the Black Knight in the 1975 movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Now you can get your own talking Black Knight with removable limbs!
You’ll love to torture him with his tear-off and stick-on arms and legs and hear him say “Tis nothing but a scratch” or the famous “I’ll bite your legs off!” quote. Character featured in Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, and now famous in the touring play Spamalot, this 14″ “character” comes in a collector’s edition box. Perfect for your favorite Monty Python fan-atic.
Get yours HERE

Thin Really Is In

In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.
In last week's issue of Us Weekly, the 29-year-old shows off the new body she got after shedding 18 pounds in 10 weeks.
Unfortunately, it looks as if her fabulous boobs lost weight too...

According to a recent study new research states the obvious- advertisers prefer thin models because it makes consumers like the brand more, but no so much themselves.
The study concluded that "ads featuring thin models made women feel worse about themselves but better about the brands featured".
more HERE

Yahoo to Offer Web Access on TV

Intel and Yahoo! are creating software to give televisions the ability to display the Web without interfering with the programming, allowing a viewer to check the bio of an actor in the movie on the screen...access a news story, sports score or weather forecast from the Web by clicking an on-screen icon with the remote control
more HERE

pssssst Yahoo!, ...Microsoft and Apple did that YEARS AGO...hahaha...

Cho's ODD-TOURAGE

MARGARET Cho, the out-there comic, is vile, horrifying - and kinda funny...
Now Cho, who was perhaps only one of four entertainers in the world who didn't have her own reality show, has got one: VH1's "The Cho Show".
New York Post piece HERE

ESPN Pulls Adulterer Dating Ad

A racy ad ran on U.S. cable television after 11 PM. The advertiser, a matchmaking service for would-be adulterers, knew it was too racy for primetime.
A local affiliate of the sports network ESPN aired it before ESPN urged affiliates to pull the plug. A network rep said the spot was "not appropriate."
original ad HERE
modified ad HERE
interested? go HERE

James Bond Wedding Cake

Created by Mike's Amazing Cakes...HERE

Scientists prevent deadly pacemaker hijack

A 'cloaking' device that stops computer hackers maliciously hijacking pacemakers' radio signals could save lives, say scientists.
Earlier this year a team of U.S. scientists using a radio signal were able to simulate interference with the devices and claimed that, in theory, hijackers could shut them down or deliver potentially lethal electric shocks to millions of heart patients.
Now a computer scientist has devised a cloaking device that is designed to resist any instructions that come from anyone other than the doctor.
more HERE

Charlie 'Bird' Parker 1920 - 1955

Pretty Punk in Pink

For her single “So What” Pink takes another well-deserved jab at Jessica Simpson. But she’s not only taking on other celebs: This time she’s making fun of her own split with Motocross legend Carey Hart, or at least the break-up histrionics...
watch it HERE

Michael Jackson is 50

As he turns 50, is THIS what Michael Jackson should really look like?

Double Double will get you in Trouble

Dream Fulfilled

DENVER, Colorado -- On August 28, 1963, U.S. civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. brought Americans into a dreamland with the resounding "I Have A Dream" speech in Washington D.C.
Exactly 45 years later, Barack Obama stood on the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver Thursday night as the first-ever African-American presidential nominee of a major U.S. party.
As Dr. King foresaw before he was assassinated in 1968, the country has now accepted a person of color to be the presidential nominee.
more HERE
video HERE

Sophie Monk is a Fraud

In October 2007 when Sophie Monk did a naked pinup ad for PETA, the animal rights group released a companion video in which she said she had been a vegetarian since age 18; adding: "I think the message to KFC eaters [is that] you should think about what you’re eating. If you’re eating deformed animals that are being induced by hormones, you know, it can not be good for you."
Now, Sophie Monk has been accused of hypocrisy after she was photographed leaving KFC with a bag full of food.
more HERE

Mysterious Oil Spill Killing Penguins

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - More than 200 oil-slicked penguins have washed up dead on the beaches of a popular Brazilian resort, and officials say they are searching for a cause.
Authorities said they have counted nearly 200 dead penguins found on the beaches of the island city of Florianopolis, but people bringing in live penguins covered with oil reported seeing hundreds more dead on the beaches, a veterinarian with a group caring for the surviving birds said.
more HERE

Making the Most of Moss

Supermodel Kate Moss peeled off for Interview mag – and you can see a selection of their stunning snaps HERE

R.I.P.: Del Martin

Del Martin, left, with Phyllis Lyon in 1972

Del Martin, co-founder of the first national lesbian-rights organization in the United States, died Aug. 27, 2008 at age 87.
Martin and her partner Phyllis Lyon founded the Daughters of Bilitis in the conformist '50s, long before the Stonewall riots of 1969 brought the gay civil rights movement into the spotlight.
Martin and Lyon, whose relationship spanned six decades, were married June 16, 2008 at San Francisco's city hall — the first same-sex couple to be united in that city under California's new marriage law.
obit HERE
NPR podcast HERE

McCain Picks a Hottie

Apparently seeking those now un-decided Hillary Clinton backers, John McCain has selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, according to the McCain campaign, a surprise pick sure to shake up the race and reinforce the idea of the Arizona senator as a reformer.
Washington Post report HERE
10 things you didn't know about Sarah Palin HERE

On the Road Rage Again

Lindsay Lohan : Sex Machine/Tramp?

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Has little miss Lindsay had sex with everyone?
Well...we'd like to think...
uhmmm...except for Ellen Degeneres...that we'd like NOT to think about...

Our Candidate...

More Bad Cakes

We liked CakeWrecks so much, we thought we'd offer an update...

David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction

David Duchovny, who plays a sex-obsessed character on Showtime's "Californication," has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997; they have two children.
story is HERE

Yeah, she's FINE...

Amy Winehouse is at it again. A 36-second video making the rounds on the Internet shows her at least going through the motions of snorting cocaine. Now she’s drawing heat from an unlikely source -- her mother-in-law. Georgette Civil’s son, Blake Fielder-Civil married Winehouse last year. He's currently in the slammer for assaulting a barkeeper in a drunken rage.
Georgette said: "Enough is enough. As the police know Amy is a drug addict, and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs. They should arrest her and put her behind bars."
story w/video HERE

Ernest Borgnine : Hero to All

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91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely polishing the bishop won't make you go blind , but is actually the key to vitality.

...if it's true...I'll live to 200

A Few Words From Mrs. DeGeneres

official website HERE

Reporter Harassed by Denver Police

DENVER, Colorado -- Police in Denver arrested an ABC News producer as he and a camera crew were attempting to take pictures on a public sidewalk of Democratic senators and VIP lobbyists/donors leaving a private meeting at the Brown Palace Hotel.
Police on the scene refused to tell ABC lawyers the charges against the producer, Asa Eslocker, who works with the ABC News investigative unit.
more HERE
video HERE
Eslocker has been advised by his lawyers not to speak about the event. more HERE

Turkish Moss

Kate Moss has stepped back in time for her latest sexy photoshoot, posing as a sultan's concubine in a steamy Turkish bath. The 34-year-old supermodel poses in various states of undress as she writhes around the Çağlayan baths in Istanbul.
more HERE

Ping Pong's Sexual Awakening

Adored by devoted fans in mainly Asian countries, table tennis has its superstars both male and female - yet neither sex looks very sexy clad in baggy shirts and shorts. All that may change soon, thanks to a concerted push by not only the players, but the governing bigwigs at the International Table Tennis Federation to 'sex up' the sport.
more HERE

Katy Perry Gets Plastered

Muslim Law Firm Employed Porn Stars

Faizel Ali Enait refuses to shake hands with women and prefers them to wear burqas. But on the website of his law firm, two hard-core porn actresses posed as its secretaries. The two porn stars images that appeared on the Muslim law firm’s website have “disappeared” after they were unmasked by the media in Holland.
Bearded nutjob Faizel Ali Enait took the Rotterdam city council to court after it had turned him down for a job at the Social Services department because he refused to shake hands with women.
more HERE

Phelps says: They're Grrrreater than Wheaties

Breakfast of a champion?
Health experts are going crazy because Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps likes Frosted Flakes, and will adorn Frosted Flakes cereal boxes rather than Wheaties, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete.
They're all up in arms because 'Flakes' has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber.
more HERE and HERE

...says a lot about his generation thumbing it's nose at tradition...

Georgia On My Mind

If you’ve ever wondered why Georgia (the U.S. state) and Georgia (the country) are both named Georgia, Noreen Malone of Slate has the answer:
Why does a country that was formerly part of the USSR have the same name as a state in the American Deep South?
Both got their present-day monikers from the British. The name of the country comes from the Russian word Gruzia, which was in turn derived from the Persian and Turkish versions of the name George, Gorj and Gurju. It’s not clear when the Brits started using the word Georgia in place of Gruzia, but scholars believe the switch happened sometime in the late Middle Ages.
The American Georgia, on the other hand, was named after King George II of England, who granted the state its charter in 1732. The –ia suffix, meaning "state of," comes from the Greek and was tacked onto the end of many place names via the vast imperial and lingual legacy of the Romans. The name George became popular in Western Europe only after the Crusades, when knights traveling to the Holy Land came in contact with the widespread veneration of the saint among the Eastern Christians—in places like Georgia. (George became the patron saint of England in the 1340s.) Meanwhile, the saint’s name derives from Greek and refers to a tiller of land. In that respect, both Georgia and Georgia live up to their names.

Microsoft's Porn Browser

Microsoft has created a web browser with a feature nicknamed 'porn mode' that allows users to access websites without leaving a trace of the surfing habits on their computers.
With Internet Explorer 8 and its 'InPrivateBrowsing' mode, the setting is activated and other people using the computer cannot see which sites have been accessed.
Although other users will not be able to see the websites authorities such as the police will have access if necessary.
more HERE

Rockin' the House

After watching the Democratic Convention last night, we found ourselves faced with one very important question: Why didn't Joe Biden do better in the primary?
Biden's speech charmed the pants off of people who've never heard of him. And it came on the heels of a stellar Ted Kennedy speech, decent speeches from Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama, the theatrics of Hillary releasing her delegates ... and the fact that Bill Clinton didn't make a huge ass of anyone.
transcript and video of Biden's speech HERE

Mousy Medalist

Eerie similarities between Shawn Johnson and the small cartoon rat "Topo Gigio."

Who Do We Appreciate?

Sarah - click the pic for bio

Maxim is highlighting the best looking NFL cheerleaders of the 2008-2009 season...you can find links to all the NFL cheerleading squads HERE

Jailed Cuban punk rocker to stand trial

Cuba has ordered jailed punk rocker Gorki Aguila, an outspoken critic of Fidel Castro and the communist government, to stand trial on Friday August 29. 2008 for "social dangerousness," a charge that could carry up to four years in prison.
Authorities arrested the 39-year-old lead singer of Porno para Ricardo at his Havana home shortly after the band had completed work on a new album. Cuban law defines "social dangerousness" as behavior contrary to "communist morality," and police use it to detain offenders before they have a chance to commit a crime
more HERE

United Way Boss $1.2 million pay package

For months, the United Way of Central Carolinas board said Gloria Pace King was worth every penny of her controversial $1.2 million pay package.
Tuesday, 37 of those board members unanimously called on their longtime CEO to resign or be fired.
King's fall was breathtakingly quick, but not clean.
Read about it HERE

DMX in Court

To Serve and Protect...

More Sturgis boobs 'n stuff HERE

Man Ray 1890 - 1976

personal films of famed photographer Man Ray
Music by Les Négresses Vertes Song: "Orane" (Hypnotique version)

Madonna Relaxes Backstage

9 Fingered Hannah Online

Daryl Hannah's video weblog site covers topics of interest to her...
check it out HERE

...oh, the nine finger thing? check THIS out

Sneek Peek: DNC Behind The Scenes

Our Fondest Olympic Memories...All Together Now

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Bad Girl...

48-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was making her way through LAX security at Terminal 4 when the TSA stopped her to be screened. They found baggies and balloons of the bad shit in her carry-on. TMZ reports that the baggies contained heroin and cocaine. She's still in custody right now.
more HERE

Dogging the Dog

A new TV commercial shows kids eating hot dogs in a school cafeteria and one little boy's haunting lament: "I was dumbfounded when the doctor told me I have late-stage colon cancer."
It's a startling revelation in an ad that vilifies one of America's most beloved, if maligned, foods, while stoking fears about a dreaded disease.
The commercial's pro-vegetarian sponsors say it's a dramatization that highlights research linking processed meats, including hot dogs, with higher odds of getting colon cancer.
more HERE
the video is HERE

a 2006 article claims: Hot Dogs May Cause Genetic Mutations

TSA Touches T&A

OAKLAND, California -- When Berkeley resident Nancy Kates arrived at Oakland International Airport to board JetBlue flight 472, she thought she was heading off on a routine journey to visit her mother in Boston. Instead she ended up in a standoff with Transportation Safety Administration officials over her bra.
A big-busted woman wearing a large underwire bra, she set off the metal detector.
Kates said she plans to talk to her family lawyer as well as the American Civil Liberties Union and the National Organization for Women and decide how to pursue the incident.
more HERE

Hillary Takes One for the Team

DENVER, Colorado - Putting her ego aside, Hillary Clinton urged her supporters to rally behind Barack Obama in a passionate and forceful address at the Democratic convention on Tuesday night that underscored her historic candidacy as the first woman to come within reach of a major political party's presidential nomination. There were no backhanded remarks, no tears...she did what she had to do for her party.
"...it is time to take back the country we love, and whether you voted for me or you voted for Barack, the time is now to unite as a single party with a single purpose." Clinton said.
more HERE
video HERE

Decorating in the Flesh

Most decorators roll up their sleeves to get the job done – but one doesn't stop there.
Nick Male has become one of Britain's first naturist decorators after looking for 'an angle' to boost his business.
And it looks to have worked, with the unencumbered tradesman fully booked well into the autumn.
more HERE

2004 Obama Interview on Nightline

ABC’s “Nightline” will air a never-before-seen interview with Senator Barack Obama tonight.
The exclusive interview with Ted Koppel took place hours before the 2004 Democratic National Convention in 2004, at which Senator Obama made a well-received speech (above).

Dr. Dre's son found dead

Rap impresario Dr. Dre's (AKA Andre Young Sr.) 20-year-old son was found dead over the weekend in his Woodland Hills, California home, coroner's officials said.
Andre R. Young Jr. (above) had been out with friends the night before and was discovered unresponsive in his bed by his mother.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Dog Days

Dogging is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching...
Dogging has been quietly going on in the UK for nearly four decades and is now becoming popular in other Countries.
There are so many sites devoted to this social phenomenon...check HERE, HERE and HERE ...but be careful, NSFW

Introducing the 'Skong'

The 'skong' -- the full coverage skirted thong that leaves a little mystery in the front while showing all [or most] of the goods in back.
more HERE

Classic Hollywood

Chris Kattan and his new wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split up after only 8 big weeks of marriage.
Chris' spokespeople told UsWeekly that the two are "separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time." They were married in California on June 28th after dating for 3 years. They were engaged in 2006.

...we didn't know Kattan existed anymore...let alone, the revelation that he isn't gay...

Meagan Good shows 'the Goods'

Meagan Good must have been paid well for her appearance this past Friday night at the opening of 'The Bank' nightclub in Las Vegas since, it seems, she made quite sure that everyone could see her nipples on the red carpet. Of course, this isn't the first time we've seen Ms. Good's goodies...
see HERE

Happy Birthday Leon Redbone

official website HERE

Teddy Speaks

Ted Kennedy spoke at the Democratic National Convention in Denver last night, just weeks after brain surgery.
...but if you were seeking real entertainment, the fun was in watching MSNBC coverage. There were people standing behind the MSNBC correspondents holding up t-shirts dipicting donkeys screwing elephants...

THE PUNCHLINE

“My Social Security number is 8.”

--John McCain on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Free Range Kitties

Monumental

Bubblegum Blondes

Jason Kronenwald, an MFA graduate from Queens University in Kingston, Ontario, made one of his first bubblegum artworks called Gum Blondes in 1996.
Comprised solely of chewed gum (all colors are inherent to the gum and mixed in the mouth), every portrait is manipulated onto a plywood surface, and sealed with an epoxy resin for protection and preservation.
New portraits include Hillary Clinton and Madonna.
more HERE

...Hillary appears at the Democratic National Convention tonight...we only hope she doesn't fuck everything up...

Ugly Tattoos in Stupid Places

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Overdue Books to Arrest to Today Show

The Grafton, Wisconsin woman who was arrested for two overdue library books was on the Today Show Monday.
Heidi Dalibor is making headlines across the country…all because of an unpaid library fine.
Heidi was shocked that cops handcuffed her and took her into custody. She even had to take a mug shot (above).
more HERE

Look Ma, these girls'll do anything for $5 million

No wonder that the Olympic organizing committee ordered 20,000 more condoms. The stock of 100,000 was not enough.
more HERE

...Phelps proves that girls like shiny objects...oh, and MONEY!

Hub Cub

A woman visiting Woburn Safari Park in England encountered a conscientious bear...
"I saw a car stopped right in front of me. There was a bear in front of it, so I stopped too" she said.
"I saw it take a hubcap off the car then start walking towards us. I locked all the doors quickly, we didn't know what it would do. "It put the hubcap down and then banged on the window, as if it was trying to get my attention. "It was almost like it wanted to give me the wheel cap."
Mrs. Noonari said the strange situation came only weeks after all four of her own hubcaps were taken. She added: "Maybe the bear thought I needed the hubcap."
more HERE

Audrina Patridge is Bikinilicious

look at my enormous tits!

She's such an attention seeking whore...aside from her horse-face, she's pretty hot!
more pics HERE

Barbie's Pole Reels One In

ELKIN, North Carolina - David Hayes holds the state record-breaking channel catfish while his granddaughter Alyssa, 3, holds the Barbie fishing rod that he used to reel in the fish. It weighed 21 pounds, 1 ounce, and was 32 inches long and 22 1/2 inches around.
story is HERE

South African Hottie in Heat

Johannesburg, South Africa - Model Tanya van Graan said she was unhappy that Heat magazine decided to use naked pictures of her.
"I am not a wild girl and I'm not a stripper," she said.
The photographs are from clips of the movie Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (above).
more HERE

Statistically Speaking

DENVER, Colorado — It’s a dead heat in the race for the White House. The first national poll conducted entirely after Barack Obama publicly named Joe Biden as his running mate suggests that battle for the presidency between the Illinois senator and Republican rival John McCain is all tied up.
more HERE

Marijuana Mall of the Americas

MIAMI, Florida -- The Mall of the Americas in Miami was home to a business not usually found among the food courts, retail stores and movie theaters of similar locations: a hydroponic nursery with more than 200 marijuana plants.
story, pics & video HERE

Fashion Sense NOT Abdul's strong point...

FASHION DISASTER: Paula Abdul poses as she arrives for the taping of the 2008 "NCLR Alma" awards.
more HERE

...it looks as if her dress slipped off her hips...

One of John McCains' Houses

Styrofoam Homes

See them HERE

Killer Game?

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Boxer Ronney Vargas' murder caught on tape

Ronney Vargas, 20, a promising professional boxer and three-time Golden Gloves champion was shot to death early Saturday after getting into a fight.
A dramatic surveillance video shows the scene of the shooting.
story is HERE
video HERE

Happy Birthday Elvis

Generous George

George Clooney's heart is as big as his bank account...He bought a new car for an Italian woman after he damaged her vehicle in a minor accident.
story is HERE

...Clooney is fast becoming the coolest celebrity ever...

Page Ripped from Television

A decent video of the Jimmy Page/Leona Lewis performance of the Led Zeppelin classic 'Whole Lotta Love' at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics has not been made available...but here's a three part series taped directly from a Chinese TV screen...




audio from show HERE

Most-Watched Event in TV History

NBC says its official: The Beijing Games has become the most-watched U.S. television event of all time.
more HERE

Beyoncés' Kid Sister

Solange new album released Tuesday...
review HERE
official website HERE

F**k Fox News!

The DNC is barely under way in Denver, but protesters are already making themselves heard. Their message: "Fuck corporate media!" and "Fuck FOX News!"
That's the response FOX's Griff Jenkins receives when he throws himself into a swarm of marching anti-war protesters.
more HERE

Porno Review

...we enjoyed this movie review so much we thought we'd share...here's an excerpt:
'Cheerleaders' ends with a nine-girl orgy. I'm not sure if this is anything to get all that excited about. Adding more women to an orgy doesn't make it any sexier, it just makes the action that much harder to follow...
the rest is HERE
DVD available HERE

WWE Nominated for AdWeek Buzz Award

"McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania" Sweepstakes, which took place on Raw for several weeks last June, has garnered WWE an opportunity at winning AdWeek’s prestigious People’s Choice Buzz Award. WWE is competing against 96 others for the honor, which recognizes the “best in brand/media integration campaigns.”

You can vote for WWE and "McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania" by clicking here

Madonna renews wedding vows...YEAH RIGHT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie made a last-ditch attempt to save their troubled marriage by renewing their wedding vows at a private kabbalah ceremony in London.
"It was very intimate and both Guy and Madonna made vows to each other and pledged to try to make their marriage strong again. The ceremony lasted about an hour. They turned up at the kabbalah center in their gym clothes and changed into white robes. Everyone at the center hopes that they will get through their recent rough patch."
more HERE

They both vowed not to tell anyone they are divorced...

Top Ten 'Chef' Moments of Isaac Hayes

See them HERE

Birthday Greetings Claudia Schiffer

Help, My EYES ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING...

Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin and Sharon Gless, grabbing a bite to eat at Fix Restaurant & Bar before heading over to Caesars Palace to see Cher...which almost sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke: "Sharon Gless, Rosie O’Donnell and Kathy Griffin walk into a Cher concert..."

Radioactive Greenland

The fjord near Thule Air Base, Greenland has elevated radiation levels, the result of the 1968 crash of a B-52 carrying four hydrogen bombs. One of the H-bombs was apparently never recovered, a fact that provoked anger here in 2000, when it became public.
But in recent years, the most contentious issue has been the U.S. refusal to clean up dump sites.
The United States said if they were to clean up after themselves at Thule they would be met by similar demands in the Philippines, Japan, and elsewhere in the world and didn’t want to set that precedent.
more HERE

Dope Smoking Dames

official website HERE
more video HERE

Charlotte's Lesbian Stalker

Charlotte Church has been left terrified by a lesbian stalker. The pregnant star - who already has an 11-month-old daughter - is reportedly planning to hire full-time security guards for her isolated home in Wales after the crazed female fan bombarded her with bizarre letters and presents.
more HERE

Eat the Clock

The Hollywood Reporter says that The Food Network is getting into the competitive eating genre with a new reality series tentatively titled Eat the Clock.
The show is described as a cross between an eating competition and The Amazing Race. Two teams of contestants rush to various Los Angeles eateries and gorge themselves in face-stuffing challenges.

...educating a new generation of bulimia and obesity...

Kim Carmen Catfight

Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra (and a couple of stuntwomen) had a staged catfight while filming a sequence for the film Disaster Movie.
pics and video HERE

Butter Face

Kristen Bell may be Maxim France’s cover girl for September 2008, and she has a smokin' bod...but, somethings askew above the neck...
more pics HERE

Biased Reporter

As recently as last year, Ron Fournier considered working for the McCain campaign. Instead he took a job as Washington bureau chief for the Associated Press, but it looks like he's still working for McCain.
Fournier says in a new AP piece that the Biden choice demonstrates that Obama "lacks confidence," that Biden is the "ultimate insider," and that it threatens to undermine Obama's message of "change." It could've come straight off the fax machine of the McCain press shop, with no need for editing...

Ain't that a kick in the head?

Cuban taekwondo athlete Angel Matos attacked a judge, throwing punches and kicks, after being declared the loser Saturday in his bronze medal match. He was given a lifetime ban from the sport for the outburst.
more HERE

Double Whammy

Christina Applegate, who was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer this month, revealed last Tuesday that she has undergone a double mastectomy – even though cancer was only detected in one of her breasts.
story w/video HERE
another view expressed HERE

A Capella Condom

clearly confused

NEW DELHI, India - A cell phone ring tone that sings "Condom, condom!" has been launched to promote safe sex in India, where condoms carry a strong social stigma and HIV and AIDS are growing problems...
story is HERE
listen to ringtone HERE

Republicans Launch Biden Gaffe Clock

The Republican National Committee (RNC) launched a clock counting the time until Senator Joe Biden’s next gaffe.
see HERE

Happy Birthday Dave

Downey Disses DC

Robert Downey Jr. didn't hold back when it came to the subject of The Dark Knight in a recent interview.
After telling the interviewer that Iron Man 2 will be a cool, fun movie, he let it rip when they touched on the topic of Batman...
Downey said:
"My whole thing is that I saw 'The Dark Knight'. I feel like I'm dumb because I feel like I don't get how many things that are so smart. It's like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I'm like, 'That's not my idea of what I want to see in a movie.' I loved 'The Prestige' but didn't understand 'The Dark Knight'. Didn't get it, still can't tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy. I'm like, 'I get it. This is so high brow and so f–king smart, I clearly need a college education to understand this movie.' You know what? F-ck DC comics. That's all I have to say and that's where I'm really coming from."
He went on to say, "You know, you're never too old to burn your bridges because I believe I have offended everyone. I think I've got a couple more. 'I'll burn that bridge when I come to it' is my favorite phrase I've ever coined."

The Cost of Chocolate

Hershey Raises Wholesale Prices on all their products...Again
The cost of your chocolate Kisses, Reese's pieces and, yes, chocolate syrup...will be 10% higher in the near future.
"Commodity costs have been volatile over the last several years and continue to remain at levels that are well above historical averages," the president and chief executive of Hershey's said. "Market prices for ingredients such as cocoa, corn sweeteners, sugar and peanuts are up 20% to 45% since the beginning of the year."
Wall Street Journal report HERE

I Rub My Duckie

While languishing in the bathtub, there are a number of different items that'll make your stay infinitely more pleasurable than a touch of bubbles and a few bath salts. There's the loofah for one, and a more pleasurable back scratching device hasn't been invented. There's also the rubber duck, essential for any aquatic recreation. The duck is an icon of water-based serenity. A beacon in the fog of a steaming hot tub. A little yellow rubber thing that floats in your bath.

Or at least it was until the arrival of I Rub My Duckie, the rubber duck with a secret weapon beneath the hood. This bright pink duck comes with a removeable feather boa and blinging Swarovski crystal on its beak. Dubbed a personal massager, this Prozac-faced pink peril houses a powerful motor that provides the user with an unlimited (well, two AA batteries kind of unlimited) source of soothing, vibrating enjoyment.
This banana boat of oscillating leisure is fully waterproof and rather than exposing sensitive electronics to that most efficient of conductors, water, this quacked up little toy is turned on and off by squeezing his back, operating a switch firmly tucked inside his rubbery torso.
Not only is I Rub My Duckie's electrical motor immune to watery seepage, it's also very quiet indeed, so there'll be no tell-tale buzzing emanating from the bathroom as you frolic naked with your duck, thus eliminating potentially embarrassing inquiries from roommates. You know it makes sense.
Get yours HERE

Tit for Tit

Last week it was Gemma Beadsworth's opponent who slipped her nip...and although the Australian Water Polo star won the bronze metal she also won Olympic nip slip infamy.

The whole Olympic water polo thing has won our attention this year...

Gordon Ramsey's 'Weiner Surprise'

...how does one get turned on by reading a newspaper? ...then again, perhaps he was reading a story about himself...more HERE

River Phoenix 1970 -1993

The Perfect Obit

This obit showed up in the Times-Herald Napa/Sonoma paper. It's already been removed from the papers website.
don't believe it? Snopes.com says it's true.

Joe Cool

Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden of Delaware on Saturday as a man "ready to step in and be president," and the newly minted running mate quickly turned his campaign debut into a slashing attack on Republicans.
NPR report HERE

The Veep Text Message

The tale of the Obama text message is HERE

Michael Phelps' Pad

All those years swimming...the learning disabilities...the taunts...he showed everybody...look HERE to see where he lives...

Phil Collins waves goodbye to his money

Collins paid his ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, almost twice as much as Paul McCartney paid out to Heather Mills settlement, making it the highest divorce payout by a British superstar in British history according to the Sunday Mirror.
Collin's reportedly gave his third wife a £25 million ($50 million US) payout.
A music industry source said: "Marriage has certainly not come cheap for Phil. He has now made two of the biggest divorce payments in showbiz history." At least no one can accuse him of leaving his ex-wives short. When you compare what he's paid out relative to his own fortune the figures are enormous."

The DNC Podium

Pragmatism vs. Bumper Sticker

LENEXA, Kansas -- A bumper sticker printed in Lenexa did not turn out to be a key clue in the effort to discover who Barack Obama would name as his running mate.
more HERE

No, Barack chose who he he should have...Senator Joe Biden...

Da Brat...DUH JAIL...!

DaBrat, AKA Shawntae Harris, was sentenced to three years in prison today for hitting a woman with a bottle of rum at an Atlanta nightclub last October. The judge also sentenced her to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service.
The victim, a waitress at the club, had to be hospitalized and suffered permanent facial scarring.
more HERE

A Moment of Zen

Miller has launched Sparks Red, a citrus flavored malt drink with 8% alcohol and caffeine. For those of us who have searched the market in vain for a liquid speedball.
--Will Durst

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

...people are talkin' HERE

The Sluttiest Sailor in Town

Kim Kardashian in her rightful role as the sluttiest sailor in town during a performance with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas last weekend. She also appeared as a slutty cocktail waitress. Seems she can pull off any job as long as the word slutty is before the job title. Can she be a scientist? No. Slutty scientist? Yes. Geologist? No. Slutty geologist? Absolutely.
more pics HERE

Throw her in the slammer...

Katherine Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her fire stick to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Apparently, Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket.
A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk."

Titties 'n Beer

click the pic

...an interesting exchange between photographer and our Miss Jess...HERE

The Future of Ferrari

check it out HERE

Is Honesty the Best Policy?

Johnny Depp Live in Concert

Tim Byrd, The Byrdman of Kool 105.5, broke the exclusive news to South Florida that the internationally acclaimed actor Johnny Depp, together with his former band The Kids, will headline 2 South Florida concerts next weekend. The Kids will join the Romantics and other local South Florida Bands from the 80s for The 2nd annual Sheila Witkin Memorial Reunion Concert August 29th & 30th at Club Cinema in Pompano Beach.
tickets available HERE

John Lee Hooker 1917 - 2001

Dolphin Boy's Girlfriend

Mike Phelps has already been linked to model Lily Donaldson and Amanda Beard. They both denied involvement.
Now Page Six claims Phelps was spotted sticking his tongue down the throat of Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice. Someone said they were making out on this past Monday night outside of the Olympic Village in Beijing.
Stephanie barely broke up with her swimmer boyfriend Eamon Sullivan. Eamon is reportedly "cut up" over the split.
Phelps wouldn't comment on the rumors and has already said that his private life is private.

Ya dude, but what about those EARS?

Anyways, above is a picture from HER Facebook page, some of which have been censored...from the look of the pic she could very well be 'hetero-flexible'...

Dita for Wonderbra

discover the science of sexy HERE

Sex and the Olympic City

Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?
more HERE

Happy Birthday Tori Amos

Fondling Fox

New photos from the set of Transformers 2 are online reminding us that Megan Fox's career is all about the boobs...
more HERE

Dickhead in the Pool

R.I.P.: Gene Upshaw

Gene Upshaw, the Hall of Fame guard who during a quarter century as union head helped get NFL players free agency and the riches that came with it, has died. He was 63.
Upshaw played 15 seasons with the Raiders and was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1987. His outstanding playing career was entirely with the Oakland/Los Angeles Raiders and included two Super Bowl wins and seven Pro Bowl appearances.
obit HERE

Nations that don't use The Metric System

What do the U.S., Liberia and Burma have in common? They are the only non-metric countries in the world!
learn more HERE

Skank Arrest

Tila Tequila's current lap dancing partner, Courtenay Semel, was arrested in Las Vegas on Tuesday night for slapping some guy outside of Pure nightclub at Caesars Palace. TMZ reports that she slapped a guard in the back of the head while making her way out of the club.

WTF is up with the CROSSED MACHINE GUN TATTOO?

Anyways, they arrested her on battery charges and released her back into the shallow end of the human gene pool...

Madonna : The PR

In anticipation of the first show of her 'Sticky & Sweet Tour', set to kick off in the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff on Saturday night (August 23), the Queen of Pop's publicist released this most amazing list of stats and info on the new world tour.
It states:

• 3500 Number of individual wardrobe elements for tour
• 653 Hours of rehearsal time for Madonna and band
• 250 Number of travelling personnel
• 200 Triangle sponges used to apply makeup
• 180 Q-Tips used for entire tour (3 per night)
• 120 Powder puffs
• 100 Pairs of out of stock fishnet, pantyhose in old style weave, purchased for Madonna via ebay and local dance shops
• 100 Pairs of kneepads
• 69 Guitars
• 36 Different Designers contributed to the onstage wardrobe
• 30 Wardrobe Trunks travel to each venue
• 28 Maximum number of performers onstage
• 20 Nationalities represented in touring stuff (including Japanese, Israeli, Russian, Romanian, Australian and Algerian)
• 18 Racks of Clothing for Band, dancers and gypsies
• 16 Caterers
• 12 Seamstresses working non stop in Cardiff to finish costumes for opening night
• 12 Travelling trampolines used in training by Madonna and dancers
• 10 Large flight cases of medical supplies
• 10 Number of guitars Madonna will travel with
• 9 Number of people working in wardrobe department
• 8 Major Madonna Costume changes
• 5 Number of people it takes to change Madonna into next costume
• 5 Keyboards on stage for Kevin Antunes, Musical Director
• 4 Large freezers to carry ice packs for Madonna and dancers
• 4 YSL Lipsticks will cover entire tour
• 3 Romanian gypsy musicians playing acoustic instruments
• 3 Racks of Clothing contain Madonna's stage wardrobe
• 3 Shu Uemura eyelash curlers
• 2 Rigs for DJ set up
• 2 Stages
• 1.5 Minutes - Shortest time required to change Madonna's costumes between numbers
• 1 Chiropractor
• 1 Personal trainer
• 1 Masseuse
• 1 Set of Swarovski crystal ear phones for DJ

...it reads like Harper's Index...more HERE

Gee, nowhere does it say people aren't buying tickets and the show sucks and she has resorted to using Britney Spears to drum up business interest...hummm...

26 Dollars per Grape

TOKYO, Japan — A new variety of premium grapes debuted in Japan on August 11, 2008, with a single bunch fetching as much as $910.
A Japanese hotel manager paid that amount, or about $26 per grape, for a 1 1/2 pound (700-gram) bunch of the Ruby Roman grapes.
The bunch had 35 grapes, which converts to about $26 per grape. These expensive grapes are a new variety called the Ruby Roman; nurtured by the Kaga Fruit Land in Ishikawa. It’s said to be the largest grapes in Japan, about 3cm in diameter. The average price for the Ruby Romans at Monday’s auction was about 27,000 yen ($248) per bunch.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Jeff Stryker

If you don't know Jeff, check out his bio HERE

WAR: A Clear Definition

Walk of Shame - The Documentary

McCain wants DRAFT BACK...

At a town hall meeting, an audience member praised Senator John McCain for his vow to "follow bin Laden to the gates of hell." After a long question about veterans' care, the questioner said she believed we needed to reinstate the draft, to which McCain seemed to readily agree
more HERE

Mr. and Mrs. ...Holy Shit !!

...for commentary click the pic...
...must be a somewhat popular dress...see HERE
...so, who's the designer? anyone?

Isaac Hayes 1942 - 2008

Mr. Hayes almost made it to his 66th...

The State of Tom

Tom Cruise has been replaced by Angelina Jolie in a movie, the studio doesn't want him in Mission Impossible 4 and the release of that movie he's in about Nazis keeps getting pushed back. I just wish it would get pushed off the face of the earth and into Nazi HELL.
Well, now his longtime partnership with Paula Wagner has come to an end. Paula announced that she is stepping down as co-owner and CEO of United Artists which ends her business relationship with Cruise.
more HERE

Miley + Adam ♥

Miley Cyrus is dating teen movie star Adam Sevani, according to Hollywood gossips.
The pair was spotted enjoying a bike ride in Hollywood together last week, and sources claim the day out was one of a number of recent liaisons. The Step Up 2 star Sevani is 16; Cyrus is 15.
An insider says, “It’s the early stages of dating. She is a little boy-crazy over him.”
more HERE

Celebrity Boob Jobs - the Tits List Grows

From Madonna to Demi Moore it seems like every adult celebrity has had a boob job at this point. That's a lot of pressure for young stars. Now 14 year old Ali Lohan joins the list. Click the pic above to learn more...

China Gets Up United States' Ass

Chinese Olympic wrestler Wang Jiao pinned and poked United State’s Ali Bernard during the quarterfinals of the women's 72kg wrestling division at the Beijing Olympics.

School of Virtual Rock

Raleigh, North Carolina - the parents of Blake Peebles, 16, have decided let their son drop out of school so that he can focus on a professional gaming career via Guitar Hero.
more HERE

Walk of Shame - The Musical

Obama's Brother Found in Hut...

Senator Barack Obama's long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed.
The Italian edition of Vanity Fair said that it had found George Hussein Onyango Obama living in a hut in a ramshackle town of Huruma on the outskirts of Nairobi.
story is HERE

R.I.P.: Sho'Nuff

The Shogun of Harlem, Sho'Nuff AKA Julius Carry III has passed away.
Details of his death are very limited as of right now. His death was first reported by mediatakeout.com.
IMDB HERE

Now only the clouds can kiss his Converse.

Spaghetti Cat!

"The Soup" recently featured a magical clip from Fox's "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet." On the show, they were discussing the dangers of binge drinking when out of nowhere this picture of a surprised cat sitting in front a plate of spaghetti noodles with no sauce came on screen. They never explained why the picture interrupted the show. They didn't even mention Spaghetti Cat!

AMANDA BEARD DATING MICHAEL PHELPS?

Happy 60th Birthday Robert Plant

More Idiocracy in Action

FORT LAUDERDALE,Florida,August 18/08'Emergency officials have been warning South Floridians to seek shelter during Tropical Storm Fay but a man in Fort Lauderdale seeking some thrills on the rough surf didn't heed that warning and ended up in the hospital after being hurt in an astonishing kite boarding accident that was caught on camera.

Johnny Cash is Spoken For

Roseanne Cash is not happy that country singer John Rich casually told a concert crowd recently that her dad, Johnny Cash, would have backed John McCain for president.
While performing at a recent McCain rally, Rich said:
"Somebody’s got to walk the line in the country. They’ve got to walk it unapologetically. And I’m sure Johnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."

Roseanne responded via an angry statement:
"It is appalling to me that people still want to invoke my father’s name, five years after his death, to ascribe beliefs, ideals, values and loyalties to him that cannot possibly be determined, and to try to further their own agendas by doing so. … This is especially dangerous in the case of political affiliation."
more HERE

Roseanne's right!

Box 'n Bite

Boxer disqualified for biting Olympic opponent...
And believe it or not ... Evander Holyfield was there to see it
Dzhakhon Kurbanov's bout with Kazakhstan's Yerkebulan Shynaliyev was stopped with 17 seconds left in the third round when Kurbanov apparently bit Shynaliyev.
story is HERE

Worlds Most Expensive Sundae

Standing Tall

24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.
The funeral home told the Associated Press that they used a special embalming treatment to keep him standing. His brother said, "He wanted to be happy, standing."
The police are currently investigating Angel's death. His body was found underneath a bridge last Friday.

Los Angeles' Most Expensive Entrée Salad

What: Maine Lobster Salad
Where: La Cachette
Price: $42

...shouldn't the place be called La Cashette?

Commentary on DVD Piracy

click the pic

Sasquatch : The Costume

Order HERE now that the hoax is over...

Yoda : The 4 Eared Cat

meet him HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"According to rumors, John McCain and Barack Obama are both trying to get Angelina Jolie's endorsement. John Edwards is just trying to get her number." - Craig Ferguson

Screwed by 'the Pill'

A study by British scientists suggests that taking the Pill can change a woman’s taste in men — to those who are genetically less compatible.
The research found that the Pill can alter the type of male scent that women find most attractive, which may in turn affect the kind of men they choose as partners.
more HERE

Wax on the outside, Wax on the inside...

Can you believe that the Jonas Brothers already have wax figures made of them? You'd better see them fast because a year from now they'll be melted down to make way for the next Disney sensation.
see HERE