Shooting Sizemore: The Series

See all the episodes HERE

Take a Dump, Get a Burger...

Jacked up Tats

David Blaine Holds Breath for 17 Minutes On Oprah

New York Times article HERE

Big Brother Dwarf blowup...

Rima is the belly dancing dwarf currently involved in a nude picture scandal!
It's all HERE

NKOTB Stadium Tour 2008

New Kids on the Block announced their initial tour dates for their world tour and they are playing stadiums.

Here are some of the dates...
Sat 9/20/08 - Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
Sun 9/21/08 Toronto, ON Air Canada Center
Tue 9/23/08 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Wed 9/24/08 Uniondale, NY Nassau VETERANS MEMORIAL Coliseum
Fri 9/26/08 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
Sat 9/27/08 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino Event Center
Sat 10/4/08 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena

One can only wonder how many nights they will play Dodger Stadium...

R.I.P.: LING LING

Japan's only giant panda, Ling Ling, died of old age today at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo.
Ling Ling was 22 years and seven months old. This is the equivalent age of a 70-year-old human. Mourners said a pray for Ling Ling and placed flowers at a makeshift altar near his enclosure. Ling Ling was removed from public viewing two days ago, because he was suffering from heart and kidney failure.
The zookeeper said, "Ling Ling was a representative of our zoo. He died peacefully. I think he lived a full life."

Ling Ling was the only giant panda owned by Japan. There's 8 giant pandas in Japan, but they are all being leased by China as are the ones in US Zoos...
more HERE

Jennifer Aniston on Match.com

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly pretending to be a nurse in a bid to find a boyfriend.
The former ‘Friends’ actress - who has been romantically linked to musician John Mayer - has created a fake profile on matchmaking website match.com to see if there are any suitable men.

A source close to the star said: ”Jennifer needs a guy to get to know the real her and not just Jennifer the movie star. She just wants to see what responses she gets.
”She is posing as a nurse and using a fake picture and name. She has taken the picture from a clothes catalogue. The woman she chose is about her age but not drop-dead gorgeous. It seems Jennifer thought she had a really nice smile.”
Jennifer is said to be vetting the responses she gets before revealing her true identity.
The source added to Grazia magazine: ”Jennifer has made her profile as real as she dares but would never dream of leading anybody on. She just puts out who she honestly is, without revealing she is famous. If there is a real connection with someone, then she will probably explain the whole situation.”

WTF ...

P. Diddy is set to spend $4 million on a party to celebrate his receiving a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.
The hip-hop star is throwing an over-the-top bash on Friday night and has employed a team of 20 staff dedicated to the ‘Operation Harlem to Hollywood Party’.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It’s a huge honor for P. Diddy to be recognised in Hollywood. He came from Harlem and on Friday the creme de la creme of Hollywood will salute him.”
Party guests include Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and David and Victoria Beckham.
Los Angeles Galaxy soccer star Beckham will pre-record a message for the bash, saying: “Well done mate, you earned it – enjoy!”
Jamie Foxx will also give a tear-jerking toast in Diddy’s honor.
Partygoers will be treated to $400,000 worth of vodka and champagne, flown to the Beverly Hills venue by private jet, will receive a $400 goody bag and will dine on a delicious seafood and grilled meat banquet.
Diddy – real name Sean Combs – will also don five different custom made outfits.

Speaking about his honor, Diddy said: “You can get a lot of things but when you see those stars on the ground… well that’s something I can’t even say I dreamed of.”
more HERE

Celebrity Cameltoe Game

See it HERE

R.I.P.: The Father of LSD

Albert Hofman, the swiss chemist who discovered LSD passed away from a heart attack at his home in Basel. He was 102.
Dr. Hofman created LSD in 1938. He discovered its effects when he accidentally took some. He said, "Everything I saw was distorted as in a warped mirror". He tried to argue that it could treat mental illness, but it eventually became a street drug in the 60s.
more HERE
NPR podcast HERE

Let's all bow our heads and have a flashback in his honor.

Before Xenu there was Cher...

Cher says she dated Tom Cruise when he was just a "shy boy." The singer-actress discussed the relationship on an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" airing May 8, 2008.
more HERE

XenuFinancial

As you are surely aware, Scientology is the proven fact and science of alien souls, killed by the evil galactic ruler Xenu 75,000,000 years ago, attaching themselves to us humans and causing all of our "bad" feelings. Scientology is the only known means to rid you of these destructive beings...
Finally, all the benefits(?) of Scientology are no longer prohibitively expensive for the average person. Well, its still expensive, but a variety of loan packages are now offered to fit any budget.
Really? ...
...yes, really...see HERE

Country Girl...I think yer pretty...

WristRocketeer

Trixie Talks Trash...and other stuff

Christina Ricci is interviewed in the latest edition of BlackBook magazine presumably to promote the upcoming movie Speed Racer in which Ricci plays the role of 'Trixie'...the interview, however, reveals more of the quirkiness our favorite pixie is known for...here's an excerpt:

In hindsight, how does Christina Ricci feel now about Vincent Gallo, who acted with and directed her in 1998’s Buffalo 66?
The provocateur Gallo has made acerbic comments about working with her, both in the past and present.
“Vincent? Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an asshole. He’s not… nice.”
read the entire interview HERE
cover art HERE

Amy Smart on Crank

Ever wondered whether the boobage we saw in the original Crank was actually Amy Smarts' or not? Well, judging by the leaked photos from the set of Crank 2: High Voltage, we'll assume it was...

Happy Birthday Willie

A Tiger by the Tale...

Siegfried and Roy seem to have a lot of secrets, like where they bury their pets...

Many were interred near Little Bavaria, say the authors of "The Secret Life of Siegfried & Roy: How the Tiger Kings Tamed Las Vegas."

Roy Horn not only kept the cremated ashes of his favorite dogs and big cats on shelves of his bedroom, the book claims, but often used a Louis Vuitton handbag to carry the urn with his mother's ashes on weekly retreats to Little Bavaria.
"Before setting out in his Rolls-Royce, ever-faithful son Roy would carefully fasten Miss Horn's remains tightly with the seatbelt," according to the book, which was written by former Siegfried and Roy employees Jimmy Lavery, Jim Mydlach, and Louis Mydlach, along with best-selling author Henrietta Tiefenthaler.

The book also alleges that two trainers were attacked by big cats a half-hour apart years ago, but were taken to separate hospitals to avoid "bad press."
Staffers of the illusionists heard rumors that Siegfried Fischbacher might have fathered at least one child, the authors said.
available HERE

"...as soon as I finish your finger nails...

...we can get started on your toes"

Job of a Lifetime...if you're a FREAK!!

click the pic

'Free Tibet' flags made in China

Police in southern China have discovered a factory manufacturing Free Tibet flags
Workers said they thought they were just making colorful flags and did not realize their meaning.
the story is HERE

The Black Vote in Trouble

Kitten Bobbleheads

click the pic

Gary Dourdan parties all the time, parties all the time

Gary Dourdan co-star of the television drama "CSI" was arrested in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Reports that the cops found him asleep in his car at 5:21 in the morning. He was taken to a Palm Springs jail where he later posted $5,000 bail and was released.
story is HERE

Look for him to star with Heidi Fleiss in the second installment of Celebrity Rehab...

The Youth of Today...

Motorized Balancing Act

This is Uno, a segway/motorcycle mashup shown publicly for the first time at the recent Toronto National Motorbike show. Technically it has two wheels, but they're right next to each other and it does balance on them under its own power like a unicycle.
learn more HERE and HERE

the Cackling Candidate Pen

get yours HERE

Victim Falls into Path of Arriving Rescue Truck

click the pic

OMG! TODAY HE MADE SENSE...sort of

click the pic

...what's up with his nostrils?

More Mila Please!

Mila Kunis gets better with age...
Complex magazine interview & lots-o-pics HERE

New Miley Cyrus Topless Photo

Multi-tasking Cable Access

more HERE

Quotable Madonna

"I didn't know when I bought him that he would get this big"

lolcats.com

Lolcats.com is the place to find funny cat macros, memes and all round lolcats in one place on the web.

Democratic Death Match

See it HERE.

Breakfast in Bed...

Get the toast HERE, the egg HERE
...and you can sleep on them with bacon PJ's found HERE

Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet

Ashton Kutcher wants you to know that he's not perfect.
He was on the Friday Night with Jonathan Ross talk show on the BBC when he decided to take off his shoes to reveal that his feet were slightly webbed.
Just before he decided to whip out his tootsies he said, "When everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."
more HERE

10 Video Moments

Techno Kid
Kitty Boxing
FetchBot 9000
System of a Kid
Baby's First ROFL
Cat Plays Theremin
Raccoon Steals Carpet
Dancing Cop On Camera
Dog Joins the Globetrotters
Worlds Noisiest Neighborhood

Salma Hayek's beard

Salma Hayek dons a fake beard for the circus movie, Cirque du Freak, shooting in New Orleans.
more HERE

It was never meant to be...

Kathy Griffin told UsWeekly that she's just friends with Steve Wozniak now. The two started dating last year. Kathy went on to say, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though."

Gay Guy and The Fat Girl Fight

Roger Waters Pro-Obama Inflated Pig at Coachella

Vanity Fair releases video of Miley Cyrus photo shoot

Diesel price cut in half...sort of

AUGUSTA, Maine - Consumers are not alone in trying to keep up with the soaring cost of fuel. Older-model gasoline and diesel fuel pumps can’t keep up either, so the state of Maine has issued emergency rules to keep the fuel flowing.
"We have a number of stations, particularly with the diesel fuel, that have the old mechanical pumps so they can’t compute over $3.99 a gallon," said Hal Prince, director of Weights and Measures in the Maine Department of Agriculture. "So we have given them permission to sell by the half-gallon."
story is HERE

Lame Duck Foolery

President George W. Bush bade farewell to his antagonists in the press at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner with a comic routine that was much funnier than his tenure in office.
Noticing "Baywatch" actress Pamela Anderson and former presidential candidate and Morman cult member Mitt Romney in the audience, the president noted: "Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?"
Anderson joked afterwards that she had "...thought this was the 'White Trash Correspondents' Dinner.' "
more HERE

170 mph right hand turn...go boom!

Ashley Judd's NASCAR racer husband, Dario Franchitti was involved in a big crash at Talladega this past weekend.

Click here to watch more of the crash!

Historical Political Juxtapositioning

Yet another definition of "WRONG"

25 years of MLP...see HERE
more HERE

Indiana Jones and the hairy chest waxing...

Each year over 30 million acres of forest are destroyed. To illustrate this, Harrison Ford sacrificed a chunk of his chest hair.
video HERE

Heidi Fleiss Joins Cast of "Celebrity Rehab 2"

Fleiss hopes to be in some good company on Celebrity Rehab 2, since she didn’t find the first crop of addicts that interesting: “I hope there’s someone interesting in there this time. The past cast made me want to get high.”
Although the show attempted to get Fleiss' former boyfriend/abuser, "Saving Private Ryan" star Tom Sizemore, as another member of the cast, the actor declined to go through rehab...
more HERE

...based on the number of times Sizemore visited a public restroom to "brush his teeth" and the way he was 2 fisting french fries for lunch this past Saturday afternoon, we're thinking he should reconsider...

Christina Aguilera's Arm Pit

...this is how most internet surfing geeks spend/waste their time...you see, they saw the pic of Aguilera and focused on her armpit because they think it looks like a vagina...
...do they know that there are a lot of websites where they can view quite an abundance of vaginas in their natural habitat?
Learn more HERE

Neve Campbells' controversial boobs...

Neve Campbell who is best known for the television show Party of Five, appearing in the Scream films, then falling off the face of the Earth, is not a stranger to nudity.
Now screen shots of Ms. Campbell topless in the film I Really Hate My Job have been making the rounds on the Internet, but there is something wrong! They look like CGI boobies!
Then again...compare with THIS
Personally, I'm thinking she could've left the shirt on...

Inside the mind of Tyra...

Tricia Walsh-Smith - YouTube Superstar

highlights:

• Walsh-Smith blasts YouTubers for submitting nasty comments about her rant. Wait, seriously? [03:00]

• Walsh-Smith shuffles a deck of tarot cards and reads her fortune. [03:38]

• Walsh-Smith asks for donations so she can buy a tent in case she gets kicked out of her apartment. [03:55]

Power Brats

RADAR online HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

This is another case of immigrants taking a job that Americans don't want.
-- Craig Ferguson, the Scottish-born CBS talk show host who addressed the White House Correspondents' Association dinner on April 26, 2008.

Miley Cyrus 'Embarrassed' by Photo Spread

Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of "Hannah Montana," said she is "embarrassed" by a provocative photo spread shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz that is appearing in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.
Story is HERE

Ron Paul Rocks Reno

RENO - Nevada’s state Republican convention offered evidence of the ground shifting across the spectrum, with an actual earthquake Friday night serving as an apt symbol.
Representative Ron Paul, a Republican with a libertarian’s heart, followed his second-place finish in Nevada’s January presidential caucus by out-organizing the state’s Republican establishment. In the process, the Paulites embarrassed the campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president.
"The Republican party KNEW they were going to lose, and walked out. They Walked the HELL OUT! They were losing the vote, didn't have the support, didn't have the organization, and Walked OUT!"
more HERE and HERE
video...Part 1...Part 2

Captain Capitalism says...

more HERE
website HERE

Cheryl Cole: Number One with Lesbians

creamy

British singer Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud has been voted the top lesbian icon in a new PARSHIP.co.uk poll.
Cole took away the title after receiving 43 per cent of the total votes in which lesbians were asked to name their dream WAG.
At least Cheryl can keep her options open if her husband Ashley’s cheating has turned her off men altogether...he's got a girl's name anyway...
blurb HERE

T.O. is P.O.'d

Is that Terrell Owens in the background of the BangBros.com's "Spring Break Ass"?
No way, says a lawyer for Dallas Cowboy wide receiver Terrell Owens, whose smiling face popped up in a photo shoot for a hardcore Web site.
The loud-mouthed 'T.O.' had his lawyer fire off a cease-and-desist letter to the Web site TheDirty.com, which ran the picture suggesting the All-Pro receiver was considering a career in the porn business.
"All this was designed to bring embarrassment to him in his professional and personal capacity, and subject him to ridicule," reads the angry two-page missive from Owen's lawyer.
more HERE and HERE

...based on his track record, we're confident that Terrell Owens is perfectly capable of embarrassing himself...and he should be used to ridicule...then again he may not recognize it...

Belly Be-gone

Surgeons remove 125-pound belly from Russian woman
Natalya M. had a gigantic skin-fat growth on her belly that didn’t let her walk normally. It was 36 inches long and weighed 125 pounds.
The growth-removing surgery lasted for many hours. The surgeons removed fat the weight of a grown-up woman!
story is HERE

CWW Road Trip

We'll be back soon...

GPS Panic Platform shoes for Prostitutes

...they've been around for awhile...and gaining attention...

As concepts go, you can't really get more niche than GPS safety shoes for prostitutes.

Produced by the The Aphrodite Project, the shoes offer the lady of the night a high heel and personal protection, with the shoe giving out a piercing noise to scare off attackers. Not only that, they also have a built-on GPS receiver with an emergency button that sends out a silent alarm, as well as details of location to either the authorities or a sex workers' rights group.
more HERE

Finally a photo...

While we had inside info that Willie and Snoop Dog were together this week in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, we've only seen crappy photos of the two of them together...'till now...
more HERE
They are recording as well as doing live gigs...see HERE

We need a U.S. Tour of this duet...

Late Night Chess Game

FoxNews is claiming Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien in 2009. FoxNews' friend of a friend of a friend said it's a done deal. Conan is leaving "Late Night" to take over for Jay Leno in May 2009. Jay Leno will replace "Nightline" on ABC, pushing Jimmy Kimmel to 12:30am.
NBC will reportedly make the announcement during their fall '08 rollout on May 11th and 12th.

No word on what will happen to Space Ghost Coast to Coast or Fernwood 2 Nite...

Wesley Snipes Sentenced

OCALA, Florida — A federal judge on Thursday sentenced Wesley Snipes to three years in prison for willfully failing to file tax returns.
New York Times report HERE

the Jagger Dagger

Mick and Bianca's kid scores...
The fabulous "Jagger Dagger," designed by rock 'n' roll legacy and celebrated jewelry designer Jade Jagger, boasts an 18-carat white gold hilt studded with 12 carats of brilliant-cut diamonds, 42 stunning pieces of pale sapphire and is inlaid with a central blue lapis lazuli square sitting above the blade. The Jagger Dagger's handle is bound with a twisted thread of white gold and crowned with a giant moonstone and lapis lazuli bead.
A limited number of these ultimate ice daggers will be created, each with a retail value exceeding $250,000. The Jagger Dagger's blade is crafted from mirror-polished carbon steel and adorned with an engraving of the delicate frosted tree branches that decorate the Belvedere Vodka bottle itself. The ice daggers will be sold at a select number of world-famous retailers, including Harrods in London. A range of identical-looking daggers-studded with 12 carats of white topaz, 42 pieces of stunning aquamarine and valued at $10,000 each.
more HERE and HERE
...so, it's a quarter of a million dollar ice pick...right?
...right

Why isn't she in JAIL?

Wait, someone has an issue with it...


HERE is another...and yet another HERE...

But wait... HERE is someone who thinks it's OK...
WTF!

Reasons to never leave home?

click the pics

The day grandma went too far...

Gas & Platinum

Another trend from the '70s is making a comeback - not shaggy hairdos, burnt orange or platform shoes, but gas theft.
With gas prices topping over $4 a gallon, police warn motorists to be on the lookout for signs of siphoning.
The last time there were widespread reports of gas theft was during the oil crisis of the 1970s...
and it's rampant...
Tennessee; Texas; Florida; Georgia; Mississippi; New Hampshire; California; Massachusetts; Michigan; Colorado; New York; Ohio; Pennsylvania; Nevada;
it's probably happening where you live...

Oh, there's this too:
There's a new target for scrap metal thieves - catalytic converters. They're going after the emission control devices in vehicles to get at the valuable platinum inside.
this is worldwide...see HERE

Posh Spice Clearance Rack

Last week there were pictures everywhere of Ms. Beckham at Kitson since they threatened to stop selling her clothing line.
A pair of Posh jeans cost $289 at Fred Segal or Kitson.
Well, look what we have here...just down highway 101...at Loehmann's...same jeans are only $69.99!
Next stop THE 99¢ ONLY STORE...

Cost of Loving Increase

For singles, apparently, the price of sex is going up...
Ordinary people legally exchange valuable items for sex all the time, says Daniel Kruger, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of Michigan.
It might seem obvious to most regular people but to scientists who study such things, there's no clear line between gift-getting and prostitution.
About 5 percent of men and 9 percent of women reported offering sex in the hope of getting some kind of freebie.
more HERE

Tony Zirkle - Republican Candidate & Nazi

Tony Zirkle is running for the 2nd District GOP nomination in Indiana.

Clinton's Plan for Iran

WASHINGTON D.C. - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton warned Tehran on Tuesday that if she were president, the United States could "totally obliterate" Iran...
Reuters report HERE
more HERE

Misogyny, Inc.

...where can I get me one of 'em?

the shirt? HERE

Homer v. Hasselhoff

CARACAS - Venezuela has forced U.S. cartoon "The Simpsons" off its airwaves, calling the show a potentially bad influence on children, and filled its morning slot with reruns of the beach-and-bikini show "Baywatch."
story is HERE

Vicious Cycles

21st Century Advertising

Alluring Angie Harmon

Being that she comes across as a 'goody-two-shoes' somehow always made Angie Harmon that much more desirable...You know, the 'good-girl-gone-bad' thing...
In the May 2008 edition of Allure magazine, Ms. Harmon shows us a thing or two...
The former "Law & Order" star appears nude along with Gabrielle Union; Zoe McLellan (of ABC's "Dirty Sexy Money"); singer and actress Jill Scott; and "Ugly Betty" co-star Ana Ortiz.
...as we suspected, she's a bit prudish...
watch this VIDEO

...Not Half Bad

As you know, Scarlett Johansson's musical debut Anywhere I Lay My Head, which consists of Tom Waits covers for the most part, will be officially released soon.
...and, although her voice takes some gettin' used to, she's not half bad.
You can listen to much of the album HERE and HERE

Pennsylvania goes to the Polls

Clinton wins Pennsylvania to fight on, while Obama maintains a firm delegate lead. more HERE

White Women, White Seniors and White Blue-Collar Voters Boost Clinton...hummm, do you see a pattern here?
more HERE

Glad, Gladder, Gladdest

Soul Singer Al Wilson has died

FONTANA, California - Soul singer Al Wilson, who topped the U.S. pop singles chart in 1974 with "Show and Tell," succumbed to kidney failure on Monday; he was 68.
obit HERE

Random Kidman Thoughts

Earth Day 2008

Brad Pitt's Cameltoe

Classic Keith Richards Audio Interview

listen to it HERE

Primitive Alien Life May Exist says Steven Hawking

The photo above represents what we THINK Mr. Hawking is talking about...

For more on what Mr. Noodlehead thinks go HERE

I miss the stories about him beating his wife...Maybe he could explain how a guy who can barely move can manage to do that?...hummm

Foxy Brown Prays...let's listen in...

..."Oh lord, please forgive me for beating down those manicurists over some nail glue."

Actually, she was probably asking God to give her the strength to not go down to the nail shop and beat on those manicurists some more for causing her to spend time in "The Big House".

Brown, who was released Friday, told the New York Post Sunday all she did in prison was pray; she says her faith helped her endure eight months in New York's notorious Rikers Island prison.
more HERE

Heather Mills is a...

In a new UK television documentary "Heather Mills: What Really Happened," FORMER hooker Denise Hewitt, who worked with Heather Mills as £10,000-a-night prostitutes, said they acted out sizzling lesbian fantasies for their rich clients for up to $20k a night.

Denise also claims that Heather told her she gave Paul McCartney an ultimatum about marrying her, “She said, ‘I’ll give him an ultimatum and if he doesn’t marry me within say eight months, ten months, I’m going to leave him’.” When Paul finally proposed, Heather still bashed his ass to Denise, telling her, “Well look at me, I’m marrying an old man with bigger tits than me.”
Denise said that when it comes to people, Heather gets what she wants, “They just fall madly in love with her and I take my hat off to her because she manipulates people and they’re besotted, like enchanted, you know - like she throws fairy dust all over them.”
more HERE
video clips HERE

Pregnant Spears Photo of the Week

Jamie Lynn Spears and fiancé Casey Aldridge have been shopping for a house, and recently made a $300,000 offer on a 3-bedroom home in the town of Liberty, Mississippi.
more HERE

Natalie Portman showered w/admiration

Lohan's Facebook Page: Real or Pop Fiction?

Lindsay Lohan has a Facebook profile! But it's undercover...
try to become Lindsay's friend HERE

Kate Hudson/Owen Wilson, friends w/benefits?

"I'll hump on you...just don't kill yourself, okay?"

They spent time together in Miami on Kate's 29th birthday last Saturday; apparently humping like bunnies. In the picture above Kate appears to be mounting Owen, lending credibility to reports that the two are giving their relationship another 'roll in the hay'.

"Just Friends" don't mount each other ...do they?

Due to the high cost of food...

Author Christiane Jory's book has more than 100 recipes for appetizers, side dishes, main courses and desserts made with items she found at 99¢ Only Stores...including...Artichoke Spinach Bake, Spicy Sesame Noodles and St. Patrick's French Toast!

Get yours HERE

...wasn't St. Patrick Irish?

Get Serious

Weird Japanese Game Show

Wow! Check out this wild game show from Japan. A man throws girls over his head and they have to try to keep everyone from seeing their panties.
See it HERE

Miley Cyrus is Inappropriate AGAIN

According to age-old laws governing teenage girl popularity, no one can keep it up forever. Somehow, somewhere, "little miss popular" is going to mess up, and when she does, the pack will attack.
This weekend Miley Cyrus-- heroine to a legion of 5- to 12 year-old girls -- may have messed up, again.
story is HERE
more pics HERE

Bill Hicks had a solution...

Hairy Potter appears at Emma's 18th B-day Party

Despite a great 18th birthday bash...our Miss Watson didn't flash a smile...but she did flash something else...
more HERE

Happy 85th Ms. Bettie Page

visit Bettie's website HERE

Classic Fleetwood Mac

Jessica Simpson Smurf Orgy?

Jessica Simpson serenaded her beau Tony Romo at his birthday bash on Saturday night in Dallas, Texas – and fed him some cake...later she fed him pies and a muffin...
story is HERE

Happy 60th Birthday

It seemed miraculous at the time - the clack and whirr and startling disgorgement of a glossy brown square on which an image gradually and magically appeared.
Now, with the recent announcement that Polaroid will stop making instant film next year, the miracle is coming to an official end.
San Francisco Chronicle article HERE

What you lookin' at Soccer Boy?

Edible.com? ...maybe NOT!!

If you like bugs in your honey and/or vodka, Edible.com has just what you want...HERE

Selective Surgery: Rectum Random object Removal

A video posted on the internet showing Philippine doctors laughing while removing an object from a patient may lead to charges against the surgeons and cost them their medical licenses, officials said.
The nearly 3-minute video of a noisy operating room shows doctors and nurses laughing, giggling and cheering.
At one point, a hand appears with a cell phone camera taking a close-up picture of the surgery.
As a doctor gingerly pulls out the 6-inch long canister from the male patient's rectum, someone shouts, "Baby out!" amid loud cheers.
The doctor then removes the canister cap and sprays the contents toward the crowd of nurses and doctors viewing the procedure.
The video has angered the unidentified patient who plans to press charges.
See it HERE

Orange County Crotch Grabber

In the early morning hours of April 15, 2008, a suspect broke into Fullerton's Erogenous Zone, and helped himself...not to the till...but to a rubber replica of porn actress Jenna Jameson's own erogenous zones...worth $250.

Determined to get his piece of Jenna, video surveillance from the retailer shows the man repeatedly tossing a rock at the glass door, then finally finding success shattering the display window with his adapted weapon and heading inside.

According to the OC Register, the thief encountered a similar frustration when he's faced with the cash register: "Video shows him try to break into it, but it wouldn't open for him" then, perhaps remembering that if you take things just a little to the left or right you can hit the jackpot, "he looks around, and makes his selection – a Jenna Jameson body double made of Ultra Realistic skin – and walks out of the store."

Fullerton Police are interested in anyone with information regarding the burglar--besides the fact that he is probably broke and horny. And if you do find someone selling the item at a local flea market, handle it with gloves because there is a good chance...well, you know where its been.

A little marketing information:
According to packaging of the item in question, unlike the original mold, it is described as "Open-ended for easy cleaning." you can get your own unit HERE.

Chelsea gets friendly with the natives...

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Chelsea Clinton extended her tour of gay America over the weekend, stopping in at four bars in Philadelphia's Center City neighborhood, where her rear end discovered that the City of Brotherly Love was all about grabbing a little ass.

Led around the neighborhood by Governor Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.
"I grabbed her ass..." one young woman exclaimed snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter. "Chelsea, the gays love you!" one fan exclaimed as she took the microphone at a bar that was Clinton's first stop.
She visited four bars in Center City, concluding her tour at the city’s most famous gay bar: Woody’s. Getting from one event to another proved difficult at times, as she was constantly stopped by admirers while walking down the sidewalk.
more HERE

Second place is still the first loser...right?

Jonesville Church of God of Racism

Jonesville, South Carolina - Pastor Roger Byrd of Jonesville Church of God put the sign up which reads "Obama Osama humm are they brothers?"
Pastor Byrd says the sign is not meant to be racial or political but rather to make people think. "His name is so close to Osama I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ," Pastor Byrd said.
story is HERE

...yeah, hummm...we're pretty sure Pastor Byrd is a lying, racist...harbinger of goodwill...a true 'man of the cloth'...

Erotic Robotics

Gwyneth Paltrow appears in the May 2008 edition of Vogue magazine to promote the upcoming film 'Ironman'
more HERE
Ironman pics HERE

Gumby Knows Best

When Coleman turned down Ken 'dumby' Johnson's new idea for a sleeping bag...NO wasn't an option for his pitch...

Why me? ...Why me?

Paris' latest victim

Ray Charles' Herd Wrangles for His Fortune

Ray Charles' twelve children (from ten mothers) are in a free-for-all over his fortune, especially the royalties from his recordings, reports the L.A. Times. And they're focusing on one guy, Joe Adams, who holds the keys to the kingdom...

Do you think that maybe Ray thought they were all from THE SAME MOTHER?

The End

Nice Rack: German Chancellor Angela Merkel

I'll leave you with those melons while I search for proper cleavage photos of Gloria Macagapal Arroyo, president of the Philippines; Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner; British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith and Finnish President Tarja Halonen

1 Man - 1 Elevator - 2 Days - the Video

See the time lapsed footage of this nightmare and see if you can spot how many times he...you know...'goes'
It's HERE

Woman Survives Shootout...gets her Liquor

watch it HERE

Awkward moment on FoxNews

Brian Kilmeade did not appreciate Geraldo's joke about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
watch it HERE

Interesting Niche Market

Interesting content found HERE

John TV...a guy with too much time...

When was the last time you remember "full on" getting it on in the FRONT SEAT of a vehicle? I'm guessing you were not an adult...that's what makes these two so special...they were thinkin' outside the box...or was it inside the box?

See HERE

Pranking the Parents

...why?

Amy celebrates 4/20 - 2008

...there's a video HERE

British Army Orgy

A RED Cap Royal Military Police cop was facing court martial yesterday after being accused of performing a sex act on her boyfriend in a barracks bar.
Lance Corporal Nicola Humphreys, 24, has been charged with “disgraceful conduct of an indecent kind”.

Also charged is Sergeant Major Alan Robinson, 35 – who is now her husband.

more HERE

Do You Feel Real?

Richards: 'Docs want my body when I die'

Keith Richards has revealed that doctors want him to donate his body to medical science when he dies.
The Rolling Stones rocker admitted he survived years of drug addiction and rock 'n' roll living because of his "incredible immune system".

"Doctors all over the world want my body when it finally goes. The 64-year-old also claimed to have beaten a blood disease without getting any medical treatment. "Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system. I had Hepatitis C and cured it myself. Just by being me.

"They (doctors) want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better. I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me...

Latin Crooner Rebuffed by Russian Sexpot

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic — Spanish pop singer Enrique Iglesias says he has tried repeatedly to convince his girlfriend Anna Kournikova to marry him — with no luck.
more HERE

Bullock/James car accident

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, were hit head-on by a drunk driver in Gloucester, Mass. The drunk driver was the woman above, Lucille Gatchell.

Nobody was injured, but 64-year-old Lucille was arrested. She blew a .20 on the breathalyzer - 2.5 times sober

The couple were passengers in a rented SUV. The Gloucester Police Lt. said, "They were fine – he was hugging her. Jess and Sandra were hugging. They said they were fine, they didn’t need medical attention. There were quite a few people snapping pictures of them."
story is HERE

Lucille's face in her mug shot says it all, it's the "oh shit, I shouldn't drink 3 pints of gin and drive" look...

Carmine Gotti Sings...listen or...well, YOU KNOW!

Hear it HERE

Suri's Birthday Party: Tall Time for Tom

more HERE

Take a real close look at Tom's tennis shoes, they are clearly special PLATFORM models so that he will be taller...hahahaha

Lets face it, you know a guy is short when you can spot platform tennis shoes from a telephoto lens of a moving helicopter...

Better uses for Scarlett's mouth...

Scarlett Johansson was a lot better when she was hungry. Remember her in 'Ghost World'? The last great thing she did was when her ass appeared in 'Lost in Translation'...Since then she's become nothing more than a great set of tits.
She's easy on the eyes...but unfortunately, not so easy on the ears...
A track from her upcoming, much ballyhooed debut album can be heard HERE

Julianne Moore's spotted Beaver...

...the big pic HERE

Happy Birthday Crispin Glover

Crispin's latest endeavor HERE
MySpace HERE

Happy 420

Catch the buzz HERE

When Metallica Met Morricone

Teri Hatcher Sings

Raining McCain

Rock Goddesses of the 60's

Keith: The Story won't die...

The things people do for their parents’ love. Keith Richards confirmed that he actually DID snort his father’s ashes.

The legendary rocker had told a British music magazine last April, “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.” He later said it was just a joke.

His statement wasn’t all a joke. It turns out when Richards opened his father’s urn, some of the ashes had spilled onto the table. "I looked at my dad’s ashes down there and - what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me hooter," stated the rock legend.

“The rest of them I put round an oak tree, which is coming up a treat. And I’m sure he’s still blessing me,” he told Blender Magazine.
more HERE

And this surprizes us?

CNN Reporter trolling in the park after dark...

CNN's Richard 'buck-tooth beaver' Quest got busted in NYC's Central Park for being in there past park curfew. The travel genius also told the cop he had meth in his pocket. GREAT IDEA, NUMB NUTS...

Well...police found something else...the ole 'dildo in the BOOT'...hahaha

The New York Post reports that he was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. The judge told him that if he finishes 6-months of drug counseling, his case will be dismissed.
Richie was with an unidentified companion who was given a summons for not carrying identification.
Richie's lawyer issued a great statement on why his client was in the park, "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew. He was simply returning to his hotel with friends."

Hummm, got any ideas what the PLAN WAS for the hotel room/glory hole...?

I wonder if he chats with Anderson Cooper under the restroom stalls at the office?

Rock Royalty

John, Keith & Eric

THE PUNCHLINE

"Beautiful sunny day... Down in Washington, it was so sunny, the pope was wearing his stained glass sunglasses." -- David Letterman

Mommy? Why are your BOOBS so HUGE?

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their body transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy's surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.

I'm threatened by the mere thought that this book was published...

Buy yours HERE
See the website HERE

Pornographic Economic Indicators

Economists are citing some dire portents of a recession these days, but they've missed one indicator that is especially disturbing: The porn business has suddenly gone flaccid.

The drop in porn rentals and sales is worrisome on several fronts: Till now, porn has been a recession-proof business. Further, with the country already in a dispirited mood, the fact that porn has gone limp may indicate a true plunge in consumer confidence.
Variety article is HERE

Sure, they sound just FINE TO ME...NOT!

See them HERE

Dickipedia

See it HERE

Don't follow me, I'm LOST too...

Howard, Hotties and Big Heavy Balls

Bowling lanes have never been hotter as bikini clad models filmed "Bowling Beauties" for Howard TV.
pics HERE
video HERE

HighTech Noon

George Carlin - The 7 Words

D-E-A-D

Sienna Miller Wrapped in Leather

more HERE

Walk a Mile with Holly

'Scream Queen' Hazel Court has died

Hazel Court, a British actress who began as a popular ingénue and became a cult figure as a “scream queen” beside the likes of Boris Karloff and Vincent Price in horror films, died of an apparent heart attack on Tuesday in Lake Tahoe, California. She was 82.
New York Times obit HERE
IMDB HERE

the Pope Visits New York

Happy Birthday Suge

99 Words for Boobs

'The McLovin' Fund' w/Kristen Bell

Danny Federici of the E Street Band has died

Danny Federici, the longtime keyboard player for Bruce Springsteen, whose work helped define the E Street Band's sound on hits from Hungry Heart to The Rising, died Thursday. He was 58.

Federici, who had battled melanoma for three years, died at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York. News of his death was posted late Thursday on Springsteen's official website.
New York Times obit HERE

The Erotic Adventures of a Peruvian Queen

Erotic internet video could cost Peru beauty queen her crown
18-year-old Johana Nakano was chosen as the city's beauty queen 'Miss Chiclayo' on Saturday and was placed under investigation a few days later when an erotic video of her was posted on the internet. more HERE
sample from video HERE
more video HERE

...is that a Rhetorical Question?

Ironically, Jesse Owens was cheered lustily by the German audience and said later that he was treated better in Berlin than he was in Washington. He, along with all the other athletes, was invited to visit Hitler at the Reichstag at the conclusion of the games. FDR didn’t acknowledge his feats or ever invite him to the White House!

Putin follows Sarkozy's lead?

MOSCOW, Russia - A Moscow newspaper that reported Vladimir Putin had divorced his wife of 25 years and planned to marry Olympic gymnast Alina Kabayeva, 24, was closed by its publishers on Friday, just hours after the Russian president angrily denied the report.
Reuters article is HERE

Accountabilty? ...the Pope says Nope

Pope blames society for sex scandal...
THE sick and twisted Pope attempted to divert blame yesterday...first he berated U.S. bishops, not for their disgusting antics but for their 'poor handling' (inability to cover-up) of the child sex scandal that has rocked the Catholic Church... Then he chose to use a scapegoat by laying most of the blame on the breakdown of values in U.S. society.Yet, last year 689 allegations of abuse were lodged, and the church paid $655 million to settle child sex abuse cases involving members of the clergy...but it wasn't their fault!
Even still...the Pope received a huge reception at the White House and will celebrate mass before almost 50,000 people in Washington's new baseball stadium.

more HERE

Iran Strike Imminent?

This story broke earlier this week and seems to be gaining momentum...

Is a military strike on Iran in the works?

According to several sources, Israel has requested and received connection to the US Ballistic Early Warning Systems (BMEWS) through its three main stations, located in Alaska, Thule Air Force Base in Greenland, and the British RAF long range radar station in Yorkshire, England.

This would be designed to give Israel a time edge in preparing its Arrow and Patriot missile defense systems, as well as an edge for the US Patriot missile facilities that are based in Israel in the Negev and near Ben Gurian airport and protect American facilities in Iraq and the Gulf as well as Israel.
connect the dots HERE

Charles Gibson and his boy Stephanopolous

The Mystery Meat Macrophotography Tour

We suggest you watch on an empty stomach...HERE

Christmas Shopping in April....

Get yours HERE.

We Miss You John...

memorial website HERE

Zombie Strippers Limited Release

Sony Pictures has enthusiastically announced that Jenna Jameson will once again be gyrating across America’s multiplex screens in the grindhouse-y Zombie Strippers alongside Robert Englund.
On April 18th, the direct-to-DVD flick will play in numerous select American cities (see listing below).

To continue wars in Iraq, Iran, Syria, Canada and Alaska, the fourth-term Bush administration's military has developed a virus that will reanimate fallen fighters, allowing them to fight on as flesh-hungry super-soldiers. It's the ultimate stop-loss order. The virus gets out and turns Jameson and her sartorially challenged cohorts into rapidly decaying super-strippers, albeit ones who have as much trouble keeping their skin on as they do their clothes.
more HERE
movie clips HERE
movie trailer HERE

The key to Happiness is...FOAM

Oh, For Feets Sake!

Dita Von Teese has been photographed for a new foot fetish book by photographer Ed Fox.
Earlier this month, it was revealed the 35-year-old beauty was pleasured with a stiletto shoe in 1999 lesbian porn film 'Pin-Ups 2'. Dita, the ex-wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson, has previously admitted to being a fan of pornography.
New York Post blurb HERE
learn more/purchase book HERE
watch video HERE
send an eCard? HERE

Classic Comic Moment

More Fun with Jackie Chan

Feist covering Islands in the Stream

Hear it HERE.

Or the classic HERE.

Or this ONE.

Happy Birthday Rowdy Roddy Piper

See his site HERE.

Iraqi Girls Gone Wild

The World According to Vanessa Hudgens

In an interview in the upcoming May 2008 edition of Details magazine, Vanessa Hudgens displays the mentality of today's ambitious youth...

The young Disney star is aware that when you've got paparazzi on your tail, you've gotten a few good steps up the ladder! She says: "If you have paparazzi, you know you’ve gotten somewhere."
more HERE

'the Boss' and Barack

Bruce Springsteen endorses Barack Obama
Springsteen broke the news in a letter posted on his website. Obama, he said, "has the depth, the reflectiveness and the resilience to be our next president."
Without mentioning Clinton, Springsteen took issue with Obama critics who have fanned recent flaps over Obama's comments about "bitter" small-town Americans and his long relationship with the controversial Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr.
"Critics have tried to diminish Sen. Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships," Springsteen said. "While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man's life and vision . . . often in order to distract us from discussing the real issues."
Los Angeles Times article is HERE

Is it just me or...

...is there something WRONG with his BOOBS...?

Thank God!!

Great Moments with Tom Arnold

Peggy Lipton is still Hot!

The Office star Rashida Jones, 32, poses with her age-defying mom, former model and Mod Squad star Peggy Lipton, 61.
more HERE

Jackie Chan Issues Warning to Olympics Protesters

Hong Kong kung-fu star Jackie Chan has issued a warning to disruptive Olympic protesters - if they interfere with his leg of the torch relay, he will not hesitate to strike back.
"Demonstrators better not get anywhere near me. They are doing it for no reason. They just want to show off on the TV," he said. "They know, 'if I can get the torch, I can go on the TV for the world news'."
the story is HERE

Friends don't let Friends eat their Friends

Swedish Fish: A friend you can eat.

more HERE