Levi on a date with Kathy Griffin

New Year Dick Joke

wait for it...

Help, My EYES ARE BURNING, MY EYES ARE BURNING...

Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin and Sharon Gless, grabbing a bite to eat at Fix Restaurant & Bar before heading over to Caesars Palace to see Cher...which almost sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke: "Sharon Gless, Rosie O’Donnell and Kathy Griffin walk into a Cher concert..."

The Way They Woz

Kathy Griffin dated Steve Wozniak, but claims she never had sex with him.

Griffin told UsWeekly, "We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way, at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that’s very funny.'"

After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another "woman". Kathy said she has met Steve's new babe and "and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!"

...wait...is this a joke...or is Kathy spinning a yarn?

It was never meant to be...

Kathy Griffin told UsWeekly that she's just friends with Steve Wozniak now. The two started dating last year. Kathy went on to say, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though."

"Pop Fiction" scraping the "D" list

Like shes giving up Steve Wozniak for THAT...

The Gayest Flight EVER...

The Flight Crew

Air New Zealand has hired Kathy Griffin to host its one-flight-only "Pink flight" from San Francisco to Sydney, taking passengers to the city's Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras on February 26th. As part of her in-flight duties, she'll perform a stand-up show and mingle with the passengers and drag queen flight attendants. The flight aboard the Boeing 777, of course, is going to be taped for My Life on the D-List.
Quoting Air New Zealand's vice president: "We knew that this party needed a hostess befitting of the eclectic and diverse group we are inviting on board for this celebration, and who better than Kathy Griffin? Her sense of humor strikes the right chord for the Pink Flight's spirit, and we anticipate a great show."
According to the airline, "Pink Passengers are encouraged to show up at the airport ready to party." They write: "In addition to Kathy's performance, the Pink Flight will boast a full program of entertainment - such as live performances from drag queens, on-board music, contests and screenings of classic gay-themed films on Air New Zealand's digital in-flight entertainment system (IFE). Because it is an overnight flight, there will also be a period of scheduled 'Beauty Sleep.' Additionally, passengers will enjoy the excellent cuisine Air New Zealand is known for with a Pink Twist, Pink cocktails, goody bags and a "Party Party Wake-Up" before landing."

The flight is 14 hours long. Looks like there are still a few seats available in premium economy.

See it...and by 'IT' we mean 'THE FREAKSHOW' HERE

suckitjesus.com

On Sept. 8, Kathy Griffin accepted an Emmy Award and in her acceptance speech she explained that while other actors might thank Jesus for such an honor, she wouldn't consider it. "Suck it, Jesus," she exuberantly added, waving her statuette in the air.
Outrage from Christian groups predictably followed...which triggered an equal and opposite outcry from intellectual groups pointing out the obvious censorship.
Around that same time, a group of atheist-minded 21st-century college students registered suckitjesus.com as a domain name and, a few days later, put up a petition in support of Kathy Griffin, which now has more than 5,575 signatures (at the time of this posting).
sign the petition or send hate mail HERE

Christian Crackpots Advocate Censorship

A Christian theater troupe from Tennessee ran a full page ad in USA Today condemning comedian Kathy Griffin for her Emmy award acceptance speech on Monday. Griffin has also been attacked by the Catholic League, who called her remarks "obscene and blasphemous."

Griffin has remained defiant offering no apology...the story is HERE

...we're beginning to really like Kathy...