XenuFinancial

As you are surely aware, Scientology is the proven fact and science of alien souls, killed by the evil galactic ruler Xenu 75,000,000 years ago, attaching themselves to us humans and causing all of our "bad" feelings. Scientology is the only known means to rid you of these destructive beings...
Finally, all the benefits(?) of Scientology are no longer prohibitively expensive for the average person. Well, its still expensive, but a variety of loan packages are now offered to fit any budget.
Really? ...
...yes, really...see HERE