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Reservations for Heaven & Hell

Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it’s too late.
...or send yourself or someone you know deep into the pits of Hell at Reserve A Spot In Hell

Buddy Hackett 1924 -2003

Buddy Hackett was a very 'blue' stand-up comic and we loved him for that. But he was charming as well in movies like 'It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World' and 'The Love Bug'. Buddy Hackett was also a sentimentalist and this video shows it in spades...


official website HERE

Rat Meat in Demand as Food Costs Rise

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The price of rat meat has quadrupled in Cambodia this year as inflation has put other meat beyond the reach of poor people.
With consumer price inflation at 37 percent according to the latest central bank estimate, demand has pushed a kilogram of rat meat up to around 5,000 riel ($1.28) from 1,200 riel last year. ($1 = 3,900 riel)
Spicy field rat dishes with garlic thrown in have become particularly popular at a time when beef costs 20,000 riel a kg.
Officials said rats were fleeing to higher ground from flooded areas of the lower Mekong Delta, making it easier for villagers to catch them.
Reuters report HERE

...the pic we posted above is kinda cute...the gross-out pics are HERE

Levi's Peels Back a Layer

Levi's "Onion Peel" spot shows the reverse transformation of a corset- and fishnet-wearing supermodel into an average gal in Capital E jeans...

Polar Bears Seen Swimming For Their Lives

An aerial survey off the northwest coast of Alaska in mid-August found at least nine polar bears swimming in open waters, with one foundering at least 60 miles from shore.
The discovery came just before U.S. scientists announced that Arctic sea ice has shrunk to its second-lowest coverage on record.
“To find so many polar bears at sea at one time is extremely worrisome because it could be an indication that as the sea ice on which they live and hunt continues to melt, many more bears may be out there facing similar risk,” said Geoff York, polar bear coordinator for the World Wildlife Fund’s (WWF) Arctic program.
more HERE

...we feel helpless

I Love Lamp

Okay, so this is a replica of the designer's brain which originated from an MRI scan and transformed into a functional lamp...
Frankly, it looks more like cauliflower...plus, is it on the market? 'cause we can't find it...
see HERE

Va-Va-Va Voom!!

Sweet Emmy Rossum rocks in black leather!
She seems slightly out of her comfort zone...but...yowza! lip smackin' delicious! ...that guy in the background seems to agree...
more pics HERE

Attention Seeker Meets Desperate Publisher

"Supermodels Unlimited" magazine flaunts Ali Lohan on it's cover... Will you buy it now?
more pics HERE

eBay Feedback

'kingcutie' at eBay has a demented sense of humor ...and we love it!
original page (shown above) HERE
more wonderful feedback from 'kingcutie' HERE
eBay feedback generator HERE

Birthday Greetings Peggy Lipton

Air Conditioned Bus Stop

Dubai, United Arab Emirates - Right Angle Media, the pioneering company behind the world's first air-conditioned bus shelters, has announced that over 350 fully-functional air-conditioned bus shelters are now available to the bus commuters of Dubai.
more HERE

Pee Dee

Happy Birthday Lewis Black

Google Earth & Animal Magnetism

Researcher Sabine Begall and her colleagues at Germany’s University of Duisburg-Essen examined Google Earth images of 8,510 cattle in 308 pastures around the world, and made direct observations of 2,974 wild deer at 225 locations.
They found that whether grazing or resting, the animals tended to face magnetic north or south.
This phenomenon or animal magnetic orientation has apparently gone unnoticed by herdsmen and hunters for the thousands of years before Google Earth allowed such a global survey.
Writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Begall notes that because the direction of wind and sunlight varied widely at the observed pastures, the only common factor that could have influenced the animals’ positioning was the magnetic field.
Reuters report HERE

Sarah is no Hillary

Presumptive Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin needs to back off of Hillary Clinton's glass ceiling.
On Friday, as Palin thanked John McCain for making her his pick; she compared herself to Hillary and really put herself out there for female voters.
But Palin is nothing like Clinton. The Alaskan Governor is a gun carrying conservative who doesn't support abortion rights or advancement for the LGBT community.
Women are speaking out...don't forget to read the comments...
Washington Post piece HERE
Los Angeles Times editorial HERE

Newest Old Erotic Trend

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Some call it hetero-flexible....straight girls who kiss the same sex. Even popular girl magazines are saying female bisexuality is the latest erotic trend.
But at least one psychiatrist says these young girls don't understand what they're doing.
"The kids are getting into it because they heard something about it being dangerous, and exciting, and 'let's try something new to get attention.'"
blurb w/audio link HERE

...interesting how long it takes for 'mainstream media' to pick-up on things...

9 Beijing Olympic Commentaries

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Form of Flattery or Mental Disorder?

A Russian teenager, Anna Ivanov, has had plastic surgery to look just like Paris Hilton.
Doctors plumped up her lips, made her breasts bigger and waist smaller in a two-hour op. The bandages come off in two months.
One psychologist said: "A wish to look like somebody else and make it happen can be seen as a mental disorder."
more HERE

Celebrity Armpits

lots-o-pits HERE

It's Only a Flesh Wound!

Who didn’t love the Black Knight in the 1975 movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Now you can get your own talking Black Knight with removable limbs!
You’ll love to torture him with his tear-off and stick-on arms and legs and hear him say “Tis nothing but a scratch” or the famous “I’ll bite your legs off!” quote. Character featured in Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, and now famous in the touring play Spamalot, this 14″ “character” comes in a collector’s edition box. Perfect for your favorite Monty Python fan-atic.
Get yours HERE

Thin Really Is In

In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt was criticized for weight gain after photos surfaced of her looking fuller-figured in a bikini in Hawaii.
In last week's issue of Us Weekly, the 29-year-old shows off the new body she got after shedding 18 pounds in 10 weeks.
Unfortunately, it looks as if her fabulous boobs lost weight too...

According to a recent study new research states the obvious- advertisers prefer thin models because it makes consumers like the brand more, but no so much themselves.
The study concluded that "ads featuring thin models made women feel worse about themselves but better about the brands featured".
more HERE

Yahoo to Offer Web Access on TV

Intel and Yahoo! are creating software to give televisions the ability to display the Web without interfering with the programming, allowing a viewer to check the bio of an actor in the movie on the screen...access a news story, sports score or weather forecast from the Web by clicking an on-screen icon with the remote control
more HERE

pssssst Yahoo!, ...Microsoft and Apple did that YEARS AGO...hahaha...

Cho's ODD-TOURAGE

MARGARET Cho, the out-there comic, is vile, horrifying - and kinda funny...
Now Cho, who was perhaps only one of four entertainers in the world who didn't have her own reality show, has got one: VH1's "The Cho Show".
New York Post piece HERE

ESPN Pulls Adulterer Dating Ad

A racy ad ran on U.S. cable television after 11 PM. The advertiser, a matchmaking service for would-be adulterers, knew it was too racy for primetime.
A local affiliate of the sports network ESPN aired it before ESPN urged affiliates to pull the plug. A network rep said the spot was "not appropriate."
original ad HERE
modified ad HERE
interested? go HERE

James Bond Wedding Cake

Created by Mike's Amazing Cakes...HERE

Scientists prevent deadly pacemaker hijack

A 'cloaking' device that stops computer hackers maliciously hijacking pacemakers' radio signals could save lives, say scientists.
Earlier this year a team of U.S. scientists using a radio signal were able to simulate interference with the devices and claimed that, in theory, hijackers could shut them down or deliver potentially lethal electric shocks to millions of heart patients.
Now a computer scientist has devised a cloaking device that is designed to resist any instructions that come from anyone other than the doctor.
more HERE

Charlie 'Bird' Parker 1920 - 1955

Pretty Punk in Pink

For her single “So What” Pink takes another well-deserved jab at Jessica Simpson. But she’s not only taking on other celebs: This time she’s making fun of her own split with Motocross legend Carey Hart, or at least the break-up histrionics...
watch it HERE

Michael Jackson is 50

As he turns 50, is THIS what Michael Jackson should really look like?

Double Double will get you in Trouble

Dream Fulfilled

DENVER, Colorado -- On August 28, 1963, U.S. civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. brought Americans into a dreamland with the resounding "I Have A Dream" speech in Washington D.C.
Exactly 45 years later, Barack Obama stood on the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver Thursday night as the first-ever African-American presidential nominee of a major U.S. party.
As Dr. King foresaw before he was assassinated in 1968, the country has now accepted a person of color to be the presidential nominee.
more HERE
video HERE

Sophie Monk is a Fraud

In October 2007 when Sophie Monk did a naked pinup ad for PETA, the animal rights group released a companion video in which she said she had been a vegetarian since age 18; adding: "I think the message to KFC eaters [is that] you should think about what you’re eating. If you’re eating deformed animals that are being induced by hormones, you know, it can not be good for you."
Now, Sophie Monk has been accused of hypocrisy after she was photographed leaving KFC with a bag full of food.
more HERE

Mysterious Oil Spill Killing Penguins

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - More than 200 oil-slicked penguins have washed up dead on the beaches of a popular Brazilian resort, and officials say they are searching for a cause.
Authorities said they have counted nearly 200 dead penguins found on the beaches of the island city of Florianopolis, but people bringing in live penguins covered with oil reported seeing hundreds more dead on the beaches, a veterinarian with a group caring for the surviving birds said.
more HERE

Making the Most of Moss

Supermodel Kate Moss peeled off for Interview mag – and you can see a selection of their stunning snaps HERE

R.I.P.: Del Martin

Del Martin, left, with Phyllis Lyon in 1972

Del Martin, co-founder of the first national lesbian-rights organization in the United States, died Aug. 27, 2008 at age 87.
Martin and her partner Phyllis Lyon founded the Daughters of Bilitis in the conformist '50s, long before the Stonewall riots of 1969 brought the gay civil rights movement into the spotlight.
Martin and Lyon, whose relationship spanned six decades, were married June 16, 2008 at San Francisco's city hall — the first same-sex couple to be united in that city under California's new marriage law.
obit HERE
NPR podcast HERE

McCain Picks a Hottie

Apparently seeking those now un-decided Hillary Clinton backers, John McCain has selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, according to the McCain campaign, a surprise pick sure to shake up the race and reinforce the idea of the Arizona senator as a reformer.
Washington Post report HERE
10 things you didn't know about Sarah Palin HERE

On the Road Rage Again

Lindsay Lohan : Sex Machine/Tramp?

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Has little miss Lindsay had sex with everyone?
Well...we'd like to think...
uhmmm...except for Ellen Degeneres...that we'd like NOT to think about...

Our Candidate...

More Bad Cakes

We liked CakeWrecks so much, we thought we'd offer an update...

David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction

David Duchovny, who plays a sex-obsessed character on Showtime's "Californication," has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997; they have two children.
story is HERE

Yeah, she's FINE...

Amy Winehouse is at it again. A 36-second video making the rounds on the Internet shows her at least going through the motions of snorting cocaine. Now she’s drawing heat from an unlikely source -- her mother-in-law. Georgette Civil’s son, Blake Fielder-Civil married Winehouse last year. He's currently in the slammer for assaulting a barkeeper in a drunken rage.
Georgette said: "Enough is enough. As the police know Amy is a drug addict, and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs. They should arrest her and put her behind bars."
story w/video HERE

Ernest Borgnine : Hero to All

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91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely polishing the bishop won't make you go blind , but is actually the key to vitality.

...if it's true...I'll live to 200

A Few Words From Mrs. DeGeneres

official website HERE

Reporter Harassed by Denver Police

DENVER, Colorado -- Police in Denver arrested an ABC News producer as he and a camera crew were attempting to take pictures on a public sidewalk of Democratic senators and VIP lobbyists/donors leaving a private meeting at the Brown Palace Hotel.
Police on the scene refused to tell ABC lawyers the charges against the producer, Asa Eslocker, who works with the ABC News investigative unit.
more HERE
video HERE
Eslocker has been advised by his lawyers not to speak about the event. more HERE

Turkish Moss

Kate Moss has stepped back in time for her latest sexy photoshoot, posing as a sultan's concubine in a steamy Turkish bath. The 34-year-old supermodel poses in various states of undress as she writhes around the Çağlayan baths in Istanbul.
more HERE

Ping Pong's Sexual Awakening

Adored by devoted fans in mainly Asian countries, table tennis has its superstars both male and female - yet neither sex looks very sexy clad in baggy shirts and shorts. All that may change soon, thanks to a concerted push by not only the players, but the governing bigwigs at the International Table Tennis Federation to 'sex up' the sport.
more HERE

Katy Perry Gets Plastered

Muslim Law Firm Employed Porn Stars

Faizel Ali Enait refuses to shake hands with women and prefers them to wear burqas. But on the website of his law firm, two hard-core porn actresses posed as its secretaries. The two porn stars images that appeared on the Muslim law firm’s website have “disappeared” after they were unmasked by the media in Holland.
Bearded nutjob Faizel Ali Enait took the Rotterdam city council to court after it had turned him down for a job at the Social Services department because he refused to shake hands with women.
more HERE

Phelps says: They're Grrrreater than Wheaties

Breakfast of a champion?
Health experts are going crazy because Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps likes Frosted Flakes, and will adorn Frosted Flakes cereal boxes rather than Wheaties, like pretty much every other big-shot athlete.
They're all up in arms because 'Flakes' has three times as much sugar as Wheaties and only a fraction of the fiber.
more HERE and HERE

...says a lot about his generation thumbing it's nose at tradition...

Georgia On My Mind

If you’ve ever wondered why Georgia (the U.S. state) and Georgia (the country) are both named Georgia, Noreen Malone of Slate has the answer:
Why does a country that was formerly part of the USSR have the same name as a state in the American Deep South?
Both got their present-day monikers from the British. The name of the country comes from the Russian word Gruzia, which was in turn derived from the Persian and Turkish versions of the name George, Gorj and Gurju. It’s not clear when the Brits started using the word Georgia in place of Gruzia, but scholars believe the switch happened sometime in the late Middle Ages.
The American Georgia, on the other hand, was named after King George II of England, who granted the state its charter in 1732. The –ia suffix, meaning "state of," comes from the Greek and was tacked onto the end of many place names via the vast imperial and lingual legacy of the Romans. The name George became popular in Western Europe only after the Crusades, when knights traveling to the Holy Land came in contact with the widespread veneration of the saint among the Eastern Christians—in places like Georgia. (George became the patron saint of England in the 1340s.) Meanwhile, the saint’s name derives from Greek and refers to a tiller of land. In that respect, both Georgia and Georgia live up to their names.

Microsoft's Porn Browser

Microsoft has created a web browser with a feature nicknamed 'porn mode' that allows users to access websites without leaving a trace of the surfing habits on their computers.
With Internet Explorer 8 and its 'InPrivateBrowsing' mode, the setting is activated and other people using the computer cannot see which sites have been accessed.
Although other users will not be able to see the websites authorities such as the police will have access if necessary.
more HERE

Rockin' the House

After watching the Democratic Convention last night, we found ourselves faced with one very important question: Why didn't Joe Biden do better in the primary?
Biden's speech charmed the pants off of people who've never heard of him. And it came on the heels of a stellar Ted Kennedy speech, decent speeches from Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama, the theatrics of Hillary releasing her delegates ... and the fact that Bill Clinton didn't make a huge ass of anyone.
transcript and video of Biden's speech HERE

Mousy Medalist

Eerie similarities between Shawn Johnson and the small cartoon rat "Topo Gigio."

Who Do We Appreciate?

Sarah - click the pic for bio

Maxim is highlighting the best looking NFL cheerleaders of the 2008-2009 season...you can find links to all the NFL cheerleading squads HERE

Jailed Cuban punk rocker to stand trial

Cuba has ordered jailed punk rocker Gorki Aguila, an outspoken critic of Fidel Castro and the communist government, to stand trial on Friday August 29. 2008 for "social dangerousness," a charge that could carry up to four years in prison.
Authorities arrested the 39-year-old lead singer of Porno para Ricardo at his Havana home shortly after the band had completed work on a new album. Cuban law defines "social dangerousness" as behavior contrary to "communist morality," and police use it to detain offenders before they have a chance to commit a crime
more HERE

United Way Boss $1.2 million pay package

For months, the United Way of Central Carolinas board said Gloria Pace King was worth every penny of her controversial $1.2 million pay package.
Tuesday, 37 of those board members unanimously called on their longtime CEO to resign or be fired.
King's fall was breathtakingly quick, but not clean.
Read about it HERE

DMX in Court

To Serve and Protect...

More Sturgis boobs 'n stuff HERE

Man Ray 1890 - 1976

personal films of famed photographer Man Ray
Music by Les Négresses Vertes Song: "Orane" (Hypnotique version)

Madonna Relaxes Backstage