Shooting Sizemore: The Series

See all the episodes HERE

Take a Dump, Get a Burger...

Jacked up Tats

David Blaine Holds Breath for 17 Minutes On Oprah

New York Times article HERE

Big Brother Dwarf blowup...

Rima is the belly dancing dwarf currently involved in a nude picture scandal!
It's all HERE

NKOTB Stadium Tour 2008

New Kids on the Block announced their initial tour dates for their world tour and they are playing stadiums.

Here are some of the dates...
Sat 9/20/08 - Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
Sun 9/21/08 Toronto, ON Air Canada Center
Tue 9/23/08 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Wed 9/24/08 Uniondale, NY Nassau VETERANS MEMORIAL Coliseum
Fri 9/26/08 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
Sat 9/27/08 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino Event Center
Sat 10/4/08 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena

One can only wonder how many nights they will play Dodger Stadium...

R.I.P.: LING LING

Japan's only giant panda, Ling Ling, died of old age today at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo.
Ling Ling was 22 years and seven months old. This is the equivalent age of a 70-year-old human. Mourners said a pray for Ling Ling and placed flowers at a makeshift altar near his enclosure. Ling Ling was removed from public viewing two days ago, because he was suffering from heart and kidney failure.
The zookeeper said, "Ling Ling was a representative of our zoo. He died peacefully. I think he lived a full life."

Ling Ling was the only giant panda owned by Japan. There's 8 giant pandas in Japan, but they are all being leased by China as are the ones in US Zoos...
more HERE

Jennifer Aniston on Match.com

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly pretending to be a nurse in a bid to find a boyfriend.
The former ‘Friends’ actress - who has been romantically linked to musician John Mayer - has created a fake profile on matchmaking website match.com to see if there are any suitable men.

A source close to the star said: ”Jennifer needs a guy to get to know the real her and not just Jennifer the movie star. She just wants to see what responses she gets.
”She is posing as a nurse and using a fake picture and name. She has taken the picture from a clothes catalogue. The woman she chose is about her age but not drop-dead gorgeous. It seems Jennifer thought she had a really nice smile.”
Jennifer is said to be vetting the responses she gets before revealing her true identity.
The source added to Grazia magazine: ”Jennifer has made her profile as real as she dares but would never dream of leading anybody on. She just puts out who she honestly is, without revealing she is famous. If there is a real connection with someone, then she will probably explain the whole situation.”

WTF ...

P. Diddy is set to spend $4 million on a party to celebrate his receiving a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.
The hip-hop star is throwing an over-the-top bash on Friday night and has employed a team of 20 staff dedicated to the ‘Operation Harlem to Hollywood Party’.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “It’s a huge honor for P. Diddy to be recognised in Hollywood. He came from Harlem and on Friday the creme de la creme of Hollywood will salute him.”
Party guests include Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and David and Victoria Beckham.
Los Angeles Galaxy soccer star Beckham will pre-record a message for the bash, saying: “Well done mate, you earned it – enjoy!”
Jamie Foxx will also give a tear-jerking toast in Diddy’s honor.
Partygoers will be treated to $400,000 worth of vodka and champagne, flown to the Beverly Hills venue by private jet, will receive a $400 goody bag and will dine on a delicious seafood and grilled meat banquet.
Diddy – real name Sean Combs – will also don five different custom made outfits.

Speaking about his honor, Diddy said: “You can get a lot of things but when you see those stars on the ground… well that’s something I can’t even say I dreamed of.”
more HERE

Celebrity Cameltoe Game

See it HERE

R.I.P.: The Father of LSD

Albert Hofman, the swiss chemist who discovered LSD passed away from a heart attack at his home in Basel. He was 102.
Dr. Hofman created LSD in 1938. He discovered its effects when he accidentally took some. He said, "Everything I saw was distorted as in a warped mirror". He tried to argue that it could treat mental illness, but it eventually became a street drug in the 60s.
more HERE
NPR podcast HERE

Let's all bow our heads and have a flashback in his honor.

Before Xenu there was Cher...

Cher says she dated Tom Cruise when he was just a "shy boy." The singer-actress discussed the relationship on an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" airing May 8, 2008.
more HERE

XenuFinancial

As you are surely aware, Scientology is the proven fact and science of alien souls, killed by the evil galactic ruler Xenu 75,000,000 years ago, attaching themselves to us humans and causing all of our "bad" feelings. Scientology is the only known means to rid you of these destructive beings...
Finally, all the benefits(?) of Scientology are no longer prohibitively expensive for the average person. Well, its still expensive, but a variety of loan packages are now offered to fit any budget.
Really? ...
...yes, really...see HERE

Country Girl...I think yer pretty...

WristRocketeer

Trixie Talks Trash...and other stuff

Christina Ricci is interviewed in the latest edition of BlackBook magazine presumably to promote the upcoming movie Speed Racer in which Ricci plays the role of 'Trixie'...the interview, however, reveals more of the quirkiness our favorite pixie is known for...here's an excerpt:

In hindsight, how does Christina Ricci feel now about Vincent Gallo, who acted with and directed her in 1998’s Buffalo 66?
The provocateur Gallo has made acerbic comments about working with her, both in the past and present.
“Vincent? Well, I mean, I don’t have much to say. He’s crazy, and he’s an asshole. He’s not… nice.”
read the entire interview HERE
cover art HERE

Amy Smart on Crank

Ever wondered whether the boobage we saw in the original Crank was actually Amy Smarts' or not? Well, judging by the leaked photos from the set of Crank 2: High Voltage, we'll assume it was...

Happy Birthday Willie

A Tiger by the Tale...

Siegfried and Roy seem to have a lot of secrets, like where they bury their pets...

Many were interred near Little Bavaria, say the authors of "The Secret Life of Siegfried & Roy: How the Tiger Kings Tamed Las Vegas."

Roy Horn not only kept the cremated ashes of his favorite dogs and big cats on shelves of his bedroom, the book claims, but often used a Louis Vuitton handbag to carry the urn with his mother's ashes on weekly retreats to Little Bavaria.
"Before setting out in his Rolls-Royce, ever-faithful son Roy would carefully fasten Miss Horn's remains tightly with the seatbelt," according to the book, which was written by former Siegfried and Roy employees Jimmy Lavery, Jim Mydlach, and Louis Mydlach, along with best-selling author Henrietta Tiefenthaler.

The book also alleges that two trainers were attacked by big cats a half-hour apart years ago, but were taken to separate hospitals to avoid "bad press."
Staffers of the illusionists heard rumors that Siegfried Fischbacher might have fathered at least one child, the authors said.
available HERE

"...as soon as I finish your finger nails...

...we can get started on your toes"

Job of a Lifetime...if you're a FREAK!!

click the pic

'Free Tibet' flags made in China

Police in southern China have discovered a factory manufacturing Free Tibet flags
Workers said they thought they were just making colorful flags and did not realize their meaning.
the story is HERE

The Black Vote in Trouble

Kitten Bobbleheads

click the pic

Gary Dourdan parties all the time, parties all the time

Gary Dourdan co-star of the television drama "CSI" was arrested in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Reports that the cops found him asleep in his car at 5:21 in the morning. He was taken to a Palm Springs jail where he later posted $5,000 bail and was released.
story is HERE

Look for him to star with Heidi Fleiss in the second installment of Celebrity Rehab...

The Youth of Today...

Motorized Balancing Act

This is Uno, a segway/motorcycle mashup shown publicly for the first time at the recent Toronto National Motorbike show. Technically it has two wheels, but they're right next to each other and it does balance on them under its own power like a unicycle.
learn more HERE and HERE

the Cackling Candidate Pen

get yours HERE

Victim Falls into Path of Arriving Rescue Truck

click the pic

OMG! TODAY HE MADE SENSE...sort of

click the pic

...what's up with his nostrils?

More Mila Please!

Mila Kunis gets better with age...
Complex magazine interview & lots-o-pics HERE

New Miley Cyrus Topless Photo

Multi-tasking Cable Access

more HERE

Quotable Madonna

"I didn't know when I bought him that he would get this big"

lolcats.com

Lolcats.com is the place to find funny cat macros, memes and all round lolcats in one place on the web.

Democratic Death Match

See it HERE.

Breakfast in Bed...

Get the toast HERE, the egg HERE
...and you can sleep on them with bacon PJ's found HERE

Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet

Ashton Kutcher wants you to know that he's not perfect.
He was on the Friday Night with Jonathan Ross talk show on the BBC when he decided to take off his shoes to reveal that his feet were slightly webbed.
Just before he decided to whip out his tootsies he said, "When everything else is so good-looking, something has to give."
more HERE

10 Video Moments

Techno Kid
Kitty Boxing
FetchBot 9000
System of a Kid
Baby's First ROFL
Cat Plays Theremin
Raccoon Steals Carpet
Dancing Cop On Camera
Dog Joins the Globetrotters
Worlds Noisiest Neighborhood

Salma Hayek's beard

Salma Hayek dons a fake beard for the circus movie, Cirque du Freak, shooting in New Orleans.
more HERE

It was never meant to be...

Kathy Griffin told UsWeekly that she's just friends with Steve Wozniak now. The two started dating last year. Kathy went on to say, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though."

Gay Guy and The Fat Girl Fight

Roger Waters Pro-Obama Inflated Pig at Coachella

Vanity Fair releases video of Miley Cyrus photo shoot

Diesel price cut in half...sort of

AUGUSTA, Maine - Consumers are not alone in trying to keep up with the soaring cost of fuel. Older-model gasoline and diesel fuel pumps can’t keep up either, so the state of Maine has issued emergency rules to keep the fuel flowing.
"We have a number of stations, particularly with the diesel fuel, that have the old mechanical pumps so they can’t compute over $3.99 a gallon," said Hal Prince, director of Weights and Measures in the Maine Department of Agriculture. "So we have given them permission to sell by the half-gallon."
story is HERE

Lame Duck Foolery

President George W. Bush bade farewell to his antagonists in the press at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner with a comic routine that was much funnier than his tenure in office.
Noticing "Baywatch" actress Pamela Anderson and former presidential candidate and Morman cult member Mitt Romney in the audience, the president noted: "Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?"
Anderson joked afterwards that she had "...thought this was the 'White Trash Correspondents' Dinner.' "
more HERE

170 mph right hand turn...go boom!

Ashley Judd's NASCAR racer husband, Dario Franchitti was involved in a big crash at Talladega this past weekend.

Click here to watch more of the crash!

Historical Political Juxtapositioning

Yet another definition of "WRONG"

25 years of MLP...see HERE
more HERE

Indiana Jones and the hairy chest waxing...

Each year over 30 million acres of forest are destroyed. To illustrate this, Harrison Ford sacrificed a chunk of his chest hair.
video HERE

Heidi Fleiss Joins Cast of "Celebrity Rehab 2"

Fleiss hopes to be in some good company on Celebrity Rehab 2, since she didn’t find the first crop of addicts that interesting: “I hope there’s someone interesting in there this time. The past cast made me want to get high.”
Although the show attempted to get Fleiss' former boyfriend/abuser, "Saving Private Ryan" star Tom Sizemore, as another member of the cast, the actor declined to go through rehab...
more HERE

...based on the number of times Sizemore visited a public restroom to "brush his teeth" and the way he was 2 fisting french fries for lunch this past Saturday afternoon, we're thinking he should reconsider...

Christina Aguilera's Arm Pit

...this is how most internet surfing geeks spend/waste their time...you see, they saw the pic of Aguilera and focused on her armpit because they think it looks like a vagina...
...do they know that there are a lot of websites where they can view quite an abundance of vaginas in their natural habitat?
Learn more HERE

Neve Campbells' controversial boobs...

Neve Campbell who is best known for the television show Party of Five, appearing in the Scream films, then falling off the face of the Earth, is not a stranger to nudity.
Now screen shots of Ms. Campbell topless in the film I Really Hate My Job have been making the rounds on the Internet, but there is something wrong! They look like CGI boobies!
Then again...compare with THIS
Personally, I'm thinking she could've left the shirt on...

Inside the mind of Tyra...

Tricia Walsh-Smith - YouTube Superstar

highlights:

• Walsh-Smith blasts YouTubers for submitting nasty comments about her rant. Wait, seriously? [03:00]

• Walsh-Smith shuffles a deck of tarot cards and reads her fortune. [03:38]

• Walsh-Smith asks for donations so she can buy a tent in case she gets kicked out of her apartment. [03:55]

Power Brats

RADAR online HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

This is another case of immigrants taking a job that Americans don't want.
-- Craig Ferguson, the Scottish-born CBS talk show host who addressed the White House Correspondents' Association dinner on April 26, 2008.

Miley Cyrus 'Embarrassed' by Photo Spread

Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of "Hannah Montana," said she is "embarrassed" by a provocative photo spread shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz that is appearing in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.
Story is HERE

Ron Paul Rocks Reno

RENO - Nevada’s state Republican convention offered evidence of the ground shifting across the spectrum, with an actual earthquake Friday night serving as an apt symbol.
Representative Ron Paul, a Republican with a libertarian’s heart, followed his second-place finish in Nevada’s January presidential caucus by out-organizing the state’s Republican establishment. In the process, the Paulites embarrassed the campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president.
"The Republican party KNEW they were going to lose, and walked out. They Walked the HELL OUT! They were losing the vote, didn't have the support, didn't have the organization, and Walked OUT!"
more HERE and HERE
video...Part 1...Part 2