Hair-Eating Woman & the 10-Pound Hairball

Oh go ahead, you know you wanna know more...
and it's right HERE

Writer's Rapping/Rapping Writer's

Conan follows Dave's lead...

Conan O'Brien, host of NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" will cover the salaries of his non-writing production staff -- nearly 80 people -- for the foreseeable future.
Like David Letterman at CBS, O'Brien made the decision to step up in a big way to take care of those who help him put on the show every night.
On the other side of the coin...Carson Daly is a goat...
read all about it HERE

News Deaths Hit All-Time High

At least 171 journalists and other news media staff have died as a result of their work around the world so far this year, making 2007 the bloodiest year on record for the industry.
the report is HERE

Moment of Zen

Homer Simpson’s Three Little Sentences that will get you through life:

1. "Cover for me."
2. "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
3. "It was like that when I got here."

2 Girls, 1 Cup: The Real Poop

Been wondering about the identity of the auteur behind the "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video that has been making millions of Internet users gag?
Well, the repulsive video--which has become such an online sensation that it has been knocked off by John Mayer and Perez Hilton, and has launched 1000's of videos showing people watching it--can be blamed on Marco Fiorito....See more HERE about the man behind the reaction.

RIP: Evel Knievel dies at 69

Visit his official website HERE
and/or watch videos from his life HERE

Her Feet; Your Pay Check

OK! is reporting that Katie Holmes has asked Christian Louboutin to design and make a custom pair of shoes for Suri Cruise. Custom Louboutins cost $3,000 and up a pair. The 18-month-old Scientologist has already had a mold made of her feet for her custom footwear; they will be ready by Christmas... And we know that every 18 month old is writing Santa demanding designer shoes...

An insider has informed us that they "...aren't custom shoes...". They are actually a codec containing a secret code that will allow her on to the mothership when Xenu shows up for her parents. This all reminds me of the time Jethro started his own airline on the Beverly Hillbillies...

Winning the Lotto isn't lucky for everyone....

Mr. Timothy Elliot from Hyannis, Massachusetts won $1 million in the lottery; the problem is: he wasn't supposed to be gambling. The 55-year-old Timothy Elliot is on five years probation for robbing a bank and the court ordered him to never gamble again after they heard he had a little problem that caused him to take money from banks to pay other people he owed...

Timothy will lose his winnings and the court will decide if he will be sent to the big house for violating his probation. They will also decide where his cash will go...

Not all Super Heros appear in Comic Books...

Public Nudity

Scrotum Slapping Game

Masked Men

“Confessions of a Superhero” is a documentary featuring four of the persona's who spend their life pimping themselves out for tourists on Hollywood Boulevard...
official website is HERE
Reuters article is HERE

Olsen Twins selling some property...

The Olsen twins have put their New York apartment in the West Village on the real estate market.
The asking price?
A $12 million shag palace!

Click here to take a virtual tour of the property.

Happy Birthday Mindy McCready

See a video of her work HERE

Whore-riffic

Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer Richie Rich are opening a store together in the Chinatown section of NYC reports Page Six. Richie said their store will be housed in an old brothel. I'm pretty sure every store front in Chinatown used to be a house of prostitution at some point in the past..

It will open next year under the name "The General Store." More like "The General Whore." Richie said the store will feature clothes designed by him and picked by Jenna. I'm thinking Fredericks of Hollywood meets Hello Kitty with a Ron Jeremy Mens Collection...

The Line Up

A controversial exhibit at the New York Public Library featured photos of President Bush and other White House leaders that was doctored -- to make it look as though they posed for a mug shot. Artists Nora Ligorano and Marshall Reese created 'Line Up'.
more HERE and HERE

German Engineered Speed Bump

Marie's on QVC : LOOK OUT, ITS CREEPY

Bionic Blink

Companies are trying to capitalize on the eyelash-growing side effect of bimatoprost, and are working on developing preparations to make women and men more attractive, without the mascara...
the Wall Street Journal article is HERE

Life Saving T&A

The Bikini Life-Jacket: Bringing Back Boobs and Ass

• It can help save lives
  
• It is much more attractive to wear than traditional life jackets
• Your likelihood of being saved by a male lifeguard in the area probably increases ten-fold when you are wearing it
• Increases the chance of David Hasselhoff coming to your watery rescue
• Additional padding in the rear to achieve J-Lo levels of buoyancy

more @ Gizmodo

"Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen?"

Could THIS be coming soon from FOX?

Selected for Sundance

"Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson," directed by Alex Gibney, looks at the late author's prime period of 1965-75 via previously unavailable home movies, audio recordings and unpublished manuscripts.

Got Game?

Electronic Arts has apologized for a recent promotion for Need for Speed which used 'Page 3' porn models...
the story is HERE

Kenya's Sex Tourists

Well-off older white women in search of sex in Kenya...
the story is HERE

La Russa Drunk on COPCARCAM

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa pleaded guilty to driving under the influence on Wednesday.Breath samples provided by La Russa showed his blood alcohol content at .093.
more HERE

We're just sayin'...

It looks to us like whatever is growing on the 'Stepford' Mom's shoulder (top) ...looks a lot like the stuff growing on the body of our friend we introduced to you the other day....

Rodney King has Been Shot, then had a SHOT

Rodney King, he of the videotaped beating from Los Angeles police back in 1991, was shot and wounded on a San Bernardino street corner late Wednesday.
King called Rialto police just before midnight to report the shooting. According to Sgt. Don Lewis, King was struck in the face and arm -- with what appeared to be pellets or birdshot. When police arrived at King's home, they reported that King and others inside appeared drunk.
I wonder if it happened HERE

Wine-OH!!!

Britney Preggo Proof

My 2008 Summer Vacation

Donnie and Marie Osmond are reuniting for an eight-performance run July 17-23 2008 at the MGM Grand's Hollywood Theatre in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Check out the preview HERE

Holiday Gift Idea #103

Get yours HERE for only $1400.00

Serious Soul

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings...



new album available HERE
NPR interview HERE

Jumpin' Jimny!

Evoking images of astronauts bounding across the surface of the moon, Kangoo Jumps are low impact rebound sport shoes designed to provide a safe platform for jogging and other exercises that are notoriously hard on the joints. Everything you need to know is HERE
demo video HERE

...the guy in the picture DOES NOT evoke astronauts...

'Bronski' Overdose

For those of you who don't know, a "bronski" is when you smoosh your face between a woman's big breasts.
Japanese bra maker Maruko (Translation: Bras that make your breasts look bigger.) fixates on the bronski in their new ad campaign.

Coveted Assets

Cheryl Cole, The stunning Girls Aloud singer topped a poll to find which celebrity had the finest breasts.
Curvy 'Strictly Come Dancing' star Kelly Brook was second, followed by actress Scarlett Johansson, Charlotte Church and Victoria Beckham.
more HERE

Today would have been Anna Nicole Smith's 40th birthday

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Cinnamon
  

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

• Specificity
• British Constitution
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Loquacious
• Transubstantiate
  

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

• "Thanks, but I don't want to have sex"
• "Nope, no more booze for me"
• "Sorry, but you're not really my type"
• "Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?"
• "Oh I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing...."

Lamborghini Driver Reaches Speeds of 219 MPH on Phoenix Freeway

See it HERE

Note to Self : Stay out of the Kitchen

Now thats SMOKIN' !!!!

Disabled Man Gets Jail Term for Planting Secret Camera/Clock in Friend’s Bathroom

See it HERE.

Police on Hunt for ‘Mall Masturbator’ Who Posted Videos Online

See it HERE.

another "bun/hillbilly" in the oven...

HOT HOT HOT

...yuck

Zac, Hormones and the Wandering Eye

Zac Efron couldn't help peering down at 'High School Musical' co-star Ashley Tisdale's cleavage as she stood beside him and his girlfriend UltraVixen Vanessa Hudgens...perhaps there's more going on here than we think...

Laws that don't belong...

Elton John's man friend, David Furnish, is supporting a new bill in the UK that wants to make homophobic jokes illegal. If the bill is passed and you are found guilty of promoting hatred against homosexuals you could face 7-years in jail.

Furnish said, "I think any sort of hatred is unacceptable so yes, I support it. That said, I think this country is unbelievably tolerant and I feel privileged to live here and to be married to a Brit - as well as thankful that I can be married to a Brit."

Gee, why stop there, why not ban ALL jokes that offend ANY group?...(MORON!)

Ok, that being said: It's time for a little HOMO humor,

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out...

The moral of this story: free speech is the bedrock of any Democracy and helps reign in people like David Furnish...

...one good Copyright Infringment deserves another

Just a week after winning a lawsuit against Britney Spears, Louis Vuitton bosses apologized to artist Anthon Beeke for using his "Naked Ladies Alphabet" without his permission.

The naked ladies were bent into the shape of the fashion house's name by artist Vanessa Beecroft and the design then displayed on the 4,300-square-foot space on top of the Champs-Elysées store in Paris. Both Beecroft and Louis Vuitton have apologized to the Dutch graphic designer and will cease to use any images that may infringe on the artist's copyright.

The French fashion house won a $117,000 cash settlement and the rights to have a Britney Spears ‘Do Somethin’ video banned from future use after it was agreed, last week, it infringed copyright by featuring the label's trademark print.

Cornwell Comes Out

Best-selling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell apparently likes ladies. She liked a woman so much, in fact, she married one! Cornwell opens up about her wife and other stuff HERE
her official website is HERE

Hulkster or Scamster...?

The Hogan divorce could be one, big ugly fabrication. The lawyers of John Graziano's family believes it might be reports The SP Times .

John Graziano is the man who remains in the hospital and is suffering from brain damage due to a car accident involving Hulk's son Nick Hogan.
Kimberley Kohn, the Graziano attorney, thinks it's a way for them to protect their assets.
Linda Hogan has asked for half of everything including a Bel Air mansion and a Florida home. Kimberly said if Linda gets half that would also cut Hulk's assets in half. If the car involved in the crash is not registered to both Linda and Hulk it could be hard to go after her, so they would have to go after Hulk only; giving them less money.
Graziano is planning to file a civil suit against the Hogans in 2008 and will file as if Linda and Hulk are still married.

Note: Steroid addled guys with mullets and wealthy women who dress like hookers aren't as dumb as they look...plus they have the money to hire conniving lawyers...

Dr. Robert Cade, Inventor of Gatorade, Dead at 80

Dr. Robert Cade, the man who invented Gatorade and sparked the multi-million dollar sports drink industry, has died of kidney failure; he was 80.
The University of Florida announced his death...it's where he and other researchers created Gatorade in 1965 to help the school's football players replace carbohydrates and electrolytes lost through sweat while playing in swamp-like heat. Read more HERE

Greater Aid

Thirst Quencher Plus

Madonna’s Dyed Sheep Shoot Angers Animal Rights Group

Madonna has outraged animal rights groups by dyeing her pet sheep different colors for a photo shoot.
The singer and her husband Guy Ritchie have been branded "irresponsible" after coloring their sheep blue, pink, yellow and green for a Vogue magazine spread at their English country estate.
A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) said: "Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt."
The couple say the shoot - which will be featured in a new book 'Vogue Living: House, Gardens, People' - was staged in homage to legendary photographer Cecil Beaton. The noted portrait photographer lived on the $18 million Ashcombe Estate during the 30's and 40's.

Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39, insisted the dye used was temporary and did not harm the animals.
However, the RSPCA do not accept their reasoning, and are adamant the stunt could lead to dangerous copycat incidents.
The source added: "We would really question the need to do it. It really does send out the wrong message about how to use animals.
"Animals used in this sort of publicity stunt can lead to copycats. Even if the dye used in this instance is safe for the animals, other people might copy it with a dye that isn't safe."

She is Juddalicious

"Oh, thats where the drapes go when they get old.....hummm...."

WineWHORE Cancels Tour

Drug addled Amy Winehouse has canceled all of her remaining appearances for the rest of the year, The Sun is reporting today.
The singer looked frail and nearly incoherent in a recent performance. Rumors are that she's out of control since her husband was imprisoned on charges of interfering with an investigation. Maybe she should call our favorite out of control leader singer of the BABYSHAMBLES...a nice Christmas duet would sound great on BBC Radio...but then again, I could be wrong...
The Sun quoted her as saying, "I can't give it my all on-stage without my Blake. I'm so sorry but I don't want to do the shows half-heartedly. I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same." Ya, looks like your body weight is down 50%...

10 worst album covers of all time

See them all HERE

Blind Items and not so Blind ANSWERS

Q: Which singing heartthrob currently tied to an actress is really single and living out his sex fetish dreams with different girls all over the country? @ Gatecrasher

A: Justin Timberlake

Q: Which A-list pop star snaps her fingers angrily when club goers spill drinks on her, causing her burly bodyguard to immediately run for napkins? She doesn't even bother to thank him when he hands them to her. @ Rush & Molloy

A: Britney SPEARS

Q: Which supposedly sober country queen seems to have tumbled off the wagon? The much-liked Southern singer had to be helped from the stage to her dressing room after a recent live appearance. @ Page Six

A: Wynonna Judd

The Morning Wood

Senator Trent Lott resigns....is a gay hooker behind it? - @ Towleroad

Helena Bonham Carter is a pregnant mess - @ I'm Not Obsessed

Johnny Depp buys the best presents - @ Celebitchy
Bindi Irwin raps - @ Vh1 Blog

The Jackson 5 must really need cash - @ SOW

50 Most Influential Men under 45

KFed is on the cover of the latest Details Magazine where they name him one of the “50 Most Influential Men under 45.” He's #7 along with Larry Birkhead as a "Good Father."
I wonder what Shar Jackson has to say about this, or Brit Brit for that matter...this is a guy who doesn't have a JOB PEOPLE ...HELLO...

See the mag/rag HERE

Tree Man who grew roots may be cured...

the story is HERE

"...and the minute the car went into the water I knew I would never be President..."

SEN. Ted KENNEDY AGREES TO PEN MEMOIRS IN LUCRATIVE DEAL; payment was one of largest in history...

Puerto Rican Hottie with Added Spice

Beauty queen Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 rivals to become Puerto Rico's 2008 Miss Universe contestant, despite applying makeup and wearing evening gowns that had been coated with pepper spray...
the story is HERE

Joe Walsh 1972

...so much better than the drivel released with 'the Eagles'...

Goofus and Gallant

To your left: Gallant: Highly respected champion of global warming awareness campaign; Nobel peace prize recipient; award winning author, film maker and television producer.
To your right: Goofus: Despised religious fanatical politician; referred to as the 'worst President EVER'; failed business entrepreneur; corrupt indifferent warmonger; destroyer of liberty, justice, economy, environment...and hope.
story is HERE

Beef Dilemma

Findings of a New Beef Eco-Report: Pound-for-pound, beef produced with grains and growth hormones produces 40% less greenhouse gas emissions and saves two-thirds more land for nature compared to organic grass-fed beef. more HERE
mmmm...so what'll it be? delicious grass-fed beef without hormones or massive antibiotic injections that may or may not be a cause of global warming? OR corn fed ...and, let's face it, anything fed mad cow diseased cattle dispensing so much antibiotics into our bodies that our immune systems are rendered obsolete? ...ever hear of 'super-bug'?...staph infection? ...whooping cough? It seems we can't even fight off viruses we thought we conquered years ago...
connection?
so...who is funding this 'study'? ...and who is lying?
...good luck

Button of the Year

Hawthorne Heights guitarist dies aboard band's tour bus

Casey Calvert, bassist for the band Hawthorne Heights, died Friday while on the band's tour bus. There has been no ruling on the cause of death, though it has been reported that Calvert suffered from asthma and that may have played a role.
The band posted a message on their website Saturday that read, in part, "At this time we're not sure what exactly happened. Just last night he was joking around with everyone before he went to bed. We can say with absolute certainty that he was not doing anything illegal.

RIP: Quiet Riot's Kevin DuBrow

The lead singer of Quiet Riot, Kevin DuBrow was found dead in his Las Vegas home yesterday. Kevin was 52. Listen to some of his work HERE

Cease and Desist...

A band called Neurosonic has written a song called "So Many People" which makes fun of Ashley Simpson's lip-synching on SNL. Page Six reports that Pete Wentz has defended his chick Ashley and sent a cease and desist letter to the band. The group ignored the letter and are still performing the song. (Does anyone remember the lip-synch incident? It was pre-nose job and when Ashley still had a brother in law...).
I'm going to send a cease and desist post-it to the band for a different reason; the song sucks and it hurts our ears... And others shouldn't have to go through the same pain!
I'm also going to send a cease and desist condom to Pete Wentz for shooting that sex scene with that chef-ish from Hell's Kitchen. It should never be seen again either...

The kids made fun of Nick-Took; but he wasn't ashamed that his parents were the oldest beavers in the pond...

VH1's Celebrity Rehab

Seth Binzer

Jeff Conway

From the press release:
This TV series will follow the real-life experiences of nine celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at a center in the Los Angeles area. While these patients may be accustomed to receiving special treatment in their everyday lives, they came in for a major surprise when they entered this no-frills treatment facility.
All but one of the patients completed an intensive 21-day round-the-clock program with both group and one-on-one therapies. Dr. Drew was aided in the process by his experienced and trusted staff of counselors, including registered nurses and other addiction experts.
After they completed the program, the patients were given the opportunity to continue their treatment in a sober living facility or treatment center for at least three months at VH1's expense.

THE PUNCHLINE

"When your record sells 50,000 or 60,000 copies, you're hooking up with bigger women in, like, southern Ohio. Then, 10 million, 15 million, when the sales went up, the girls got prettier." --

Kid Rock, in the London Observer

Carlos, Cups and Queefs

Ass-Kicking Book

Fighters are a little nuts. Boxers, MMA fighters, bouncers and those ready to throw down in bars or on schoolyards - they all have that crazed look in their eyes that let's you know the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
In his book “Fight: Or Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ass-Kicking But We're Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking," Eugene S. Robinson tries to explain the mentality of those who live for combat whether in a sports arena or in a sports bar. Some might seek the freedom. Others simply like to see blood.
get it HERE

Dita in London

It seems some motorists are up in arms due to a gadget called the Rabbit Travel Vibe and that the device was part of 'goody bags' distributed to audience members at the Erotica Exhibition 2007 shows featuring Dita Von Teese in London over the weekend...
the story plus video HERE

Al began his new job as falsetto with the Mexican National Opera directly following his release from hospital...

Definition: Handicapped Parking

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Holiday Gift Idea

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Problems with the ladies? Afraid of needles? Don't believe that spending $6k on ink is a sound investment? Don't fret - our tattoo sleeves can help. And the best thing about these tattoos, (aside from the fact that they are completely painless), is that you can take them on or off, or switch designs depending on your mood or environment.

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Angelina Jolie naked in Beowulf

Tramontana: The Spanish Supercar

Stupid Titty Tricks

Kill the Wabbitt

...have a Rockabilly Christmas

A celebration of sex, rebels, and rock 'n' roll, Rockin' Bones gathers 101 rockabilly rave-ups released by record labels both big and small from 1954 to 1969 by long gone daddies and wild, wild women.
sample music & purchase HERE

One Night of Sin

...the Nina Hagen Yodel

Nina Hagen and Don Rickles

Consider this...

If there are any creative thinkers left in Hollywood; those who truly recognize artistry in film making; and they participate in the selection of award nominations...AND can remember back to earlier this year...a film worthy of recognition: 'Rescue Dawn'
Director: the legendary, Werner Herzog
Actor in a supporting role: Steven Zahn...like you've never seen him...
DVD available HERE

Hollywood Cat Carrier

Manson Accused Of Buying Skeleton

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson has been accused of squandering his band's profit on a child's skeleton and masks made of human skin.
more HERE

Hulkster's next match: Divorce Court

See the papers Linda filed HERE

Women like to Watch too!

A new Northwestern University study boosts the relatively limited research on women's sexuality with a surprisingly different finding regarding women's sexual arousal.
The Northwestern researchers measured the psychological and physiological sexual arousal in homosexual and heterosexual men and women as they watched erotic films. There were three types of erotic films: those featuring only men, those featuring only women and those featuring male and female couples. As with previous research, the researchers found that men responded consistent with their sexual orientations. In contrast, both homosexual and heterosexual women showed a bisexual pattern of psychological as well as genital arousal. That is, heterosexual women were just as sexually aroused by watching female stimuli as by watching male stimuli, even though they prefer having sex with men rather than women.
more HERE

Keith's Connection to Kooky Candidate

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is trying to burst out of the pack. He is one of three Republican candidates who believes that God invented the world 6000 years ago and put down billions of older fossils and facts because God sent his only son on Earth to confuse scientists.
Huckabee is the latest it girl of the Republican presidential race and he tells a hell of a story. Recently he cornered a Rolling Stone magazine correspondent. You see, Keith Richards and Ron Wood got pulled over for reckless driving while on tour in Fordyce, Arkansas in 1975. Richards ended up getting a misdemeanor conviction -- an injustice that stood for thirty-one years, until Huckabee, a would-be rock musician himself, stepped in and pardoned Richards last year.
this story gets better and better...read it HERE

1975? ...we'll wager that Keith barely remembers....

Romantic Rebuke

The Detroit rock band the Romantics has sued the publisher of the popular video game Guitar Hero, claiming the game infringes the group's rights by featuring a sound-alike recording of the hit What I Like About You.
the story is HERE

à la mode

Nut : A Definition

See it HERE

Pope to ban Modern Music from Vatican

Apparently, scenes like THIS will be forbidden after a recent all night Vatican party...

Heidi Toots her Hooters

Nabokov's Hero

...Hayden's Lolita...enhancing sexual fantasy for a new generation...
rediscover the classic masterpiece HERE

Boring Video of Hot Women

...Here Among Us?

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready

100 Rob Store at Once...

See it HERE.

2007 Holiday Gift Idea : Beard Cap

Scandinavian Grace, located in Brooklyn, NY that stocks the Beard Cap (part of the Vik Prjónsdóttir collection), has emailed photos of the Beard Cap directly to us...

The Beard Cap comes in two colors (light and dark gray) and in two lengths. One is a long beard and the other is a shorter, less full beard. Made of wool, the different versions of the Beard Cap will definitely keep you warm (and scratchy) this Winter.

Order by phone or email through Scandinavian Grace or pick one (or two) up in the store if you’re in New York; the caps run $135.

Oprah's favorite things, besides her lesbian girlfriend GAYLE...

they're HERE

JT Leroy Speaks

Hear her HERE

Leprechauns Anonymous

that morning the air was brisk with the excitement of the fall season....

Curly's the One

When it comes to the Stooges, Benicio Del Toro's favorite is Curly, the skinheaded nyuck-nyucker. "Curly's a genius," Del Toro says, recalling the scene from "Dutiful but Dumb" in which Curly is eating oyster soup "and the oyster spits up the soup in his face and he starts to, like, go crazy and eventually he gets his gun and starts shooting the plate. It's masterful," Del Toro says.
the Los Angeles Times interview is HERE

Jiggle Jugs - Holiday Gift Idea?

See it HERE.

New York Jets Humiliated By 'Gate D Party'

If they would only show up at an Oakland Raiders game and sit in "THE BLACK HOLE"
see it HERE and HERE

Metallica Featuring Britney Spears

Entertaining YOUTUBE SEARCHES...

So you can't find something to show your friends on YouTube?, well here are a few searches that will make you a hero with your PEEPS.

Try "Charlie the Unicorn", "No Good Tv","Shaving my Eyebrows","The Evolution of Dance" and "Free Hugs"...

That should be enough entertainment to keep ya busy until the Thanksgiving Holiday is over....

The origin of Hip-Hop

Miss Landmine Survivor

We're wondering when Donald Trump will get his hands or a foot on this pageant?
see more HERE

100 Detroit Songs

97. Hot Rod Lincoln



the rest are HERE

Little People Score BIG...

70 years after "The Wizard of Oz" premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, the surviving Munchkins received a collective star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

The seven surviving actors who played the inhabitants of Munchkinland in the 1939 classic attended the ceremony. Theyarrived in a horse-drawn carriage and trailed by a marching band.

A yellow carpet, resembling the film's yellow brick road, led them to the stage. One tap-danced, and another sang. Afterward they attended a drunk orgy.

The Chuck & Mike Show

the Candidates Agree

Celebrity Goldigger

Led Zeppelin Reunion

Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page has revealed the band rehearsed in secret to see whether they could play together before announcing their comeback.
more HERE

New re-mastered 'The Song Remains the Same' Soundtrack w/bonus tracks available HERE
the just released 'Mothership' compilation available HERE

BLACK FRIDAY DEALS

Just so you don't have to spend all your time looking for a great BLACK FRIDAY DEAL, HERE they all are.

Sugar Daddies Dot Com

See the story HERE. or go HERE.

Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears

The French LV company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star’s 2005 “Do Something” video from airing on European TV stations. In it she drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton “cherry blossom”- monogrammed dashboard according to Women’s Wear Daily .
The civil court ruling also ordered the video’s producer to pay $117,600 for damages to Vuitton’s image, and $1,470 per day until the video is removed from the Internet.
Named in the suit are Spears’ record label, Jive, its parent company Zomba Label Group and Sony BMG and MTV Online, where the video has appeared. YouTube, of course, is still showing this fine cinematic effort (above)...

Bursting Bubbles to Treat Cancer...

See it HERE

102 in the NUDE !!!!

See her HERE

Two Weeks and Counting...

Mike Gravel joins the debate...sort of

Alec, Al and Tina

Al Gore appears on 30 Rock
see it HERE

Modern Toilet Diner

See it HERE.

Jungle Juice

It's Ok to squeeze the Charmin Now...

Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. See a history of his character HERE

Bob and Jack-Norah and Willie

Bob Dylan has acquired the unfinished songs that were in Hank Williams briefcase when he died and has enlisted some friends to finish and record the songs for a project.

Jack White recorded at Blackbird Studios in Nashville along with engineer Joe Chiccarelli, Dominic Suchyta on upright bass, Carla Azar (Autolux) on drums, Donny Herron (Bob Dylan, BR549) on 8-string guitar and Dean Fertita (Raconteurs, Waxwings) on acoustic guitar. “We did the session in one long day,” Suchyta says of the secret taping, “live in a circle with some mics around—much like Hank would have.”

They recorded an unfinished Williams song called “You Know That I Know.” “No one has heard it as it was a Hank Williams lyric sheet that Jack put to music and edited a bit,” says Suchyta. “Jack was sent most of or all of the unfinished tunes and picked this one to finish. We listened to quite a bit of Hank while I was down there and sat around the two of us playing our favorite Hank tunes, but the song was done when I got there. I think Jack just ingested a bunch of Hank Williams and this is what came out of him.”

The entire participant list is still under wraps as is the project.

Vick Turns himself in...

Mike Vick, he of the dogfighting Vicks, turned himself in this morning to begin serving the sentence that hasn't even been handed down yet, his day in court is December 10th 2007.

Now that's getting a jump on those pesky lawyers, isn't it...?

Daft & Dafter

The Reel: Bobby Slayton

...as the Crow Flies

The Crow Vending Machine is a device that uses Skinnerian training to teach crows to insert found coins in exchange for peanuts.
Yes, you read that right...C-R-O-W V-E-N-D-I-N-G M-A-C-H-I-N-E
the info is HERE
video HERE

Bloody Expensive Book

If you're a UFC fan...and you're freakin' rich, you might be interested in reserving this coffeetable book 'Octagon'. It becomes available just in time for bloody Christmas...and carries a hefty price tag of $2500...the special edition is $3500...
...thankfully, it's a picture book...we doubt UFC fans would spend much on a book that contains only words...
official website HERE

Attempt to Garnish the Attention of an A.D.D. Nation

Celebrity Penis Envy

See who fits the bill HERE

WHY IS HE STILL ON TOUR?

Kanye West broke into tears last night while attempting to perform the song "Hey Mama" at a concert in Paris.

Not Your Average Commune

THE DANGERS OF RALLY CAR RACING

When Ting Lu stopped short....

A Wide Berth...

Girls Aloud

2 Girls 1 Cup

CONTENT WARNING

The video that 'THE SOUP' couldn't show...what the song is about and that a zillion youtube reaction videos spawned is HERE and/or HERE

Gay Freeway Fight

Reporting from PRIVATE PROPERTY

The World's Largest...

Chelsea Charms

many more HERE
...you won't believe your eyes

Super Sexy Bellydancer

Seth Rogen Signs On to '...Make a Porno'

Knocked Up star Seth Rogen is about to show some skin.
He has mounted up for Kevin Smith's comedy, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, according to the Hollywood Reporter; Elizabeth Banks and Jason Mewes will costar.

In the comedy, Rogen and Banks play Zack and Miri, two childhood friends who agree to make a porno to get out of debt. They are eventually forced to re-evaluate their previously platonic relationship, the trade reports.
"Getting Seth in this flick is like suddenly growing an extra six inches in the crotch," director Smith told the Reporter. "Castwise, I'm now extremely well-hung."

A Message from Huggy Bear

Question for a Sunday Morning...

3 Stooges Visit Planet Hollywood

One makes things disappear; one always makes a fist when getting his picture taken...and one won't touch anyone....the neurotic threesome...

Army Desertion Rate Highest Since 1980

Apparently the Military isn't for everyone...

These Statistics just in...
While the totals for desertion are still far lower than they were during the Vietnam War, when the draft was in effect, they show a steady increase over the past four years and a 42 percent jump since last year.
The Army defines a deserter as someone who has been absent without leave for longer than 30 days. The soldier is then discharged as a deserter. He/she, of course, has less chance of dying while being SHOT AT or BOMBED...
According to the Army, about nine in every 1,000 soldiers deserted in fiscal year 2007, which ended Sept. 30, compared to nearly seven per 1,000 a year earlier. Overall, 4,698 soldiers deserted this year, compared to 3,301 last year.

There are four main ways that soldiers can leave the Army before their first enlistment contract is up:

• They are determined unable to meet physical fitness requirements.
• They are found to be unable to adapt to the military.
• They say they are gay and are required to leave under the so-called "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
• They go AWOL.

In contrast, the Navy has seen a steady decline in deserters since 2001, going from 3,665 that year to 1,129 in 2007.

The Marine Corps, meanwhile, has seen the number of deserters stay fairly stable over that timeframe - with about 1,000 deserters a year. During 2003 and 2004 - the first two years of the Iraq war - the number of deserters fell to 877 and 744, respectively.

The Air Force can tout the fewest number of deserters - with no more than 56 bolting in each of the past five years. The low was in fiscal 2007, with just 16 deserters. THAT’S BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT TO BE COMMERCIAL AIRLINE PILOTS...DUH...

Fox News Porn

it's all HERE

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders ON FIRE...

See it HERE

Martha Stewart's Mom passed away...

Here is a video tribute.

Jerry Lee Lewis and boobs...

Dave Delivers

David Letterman and his producers announced to his Late Show staff that they will be paid through the end of the year even though the show isn't on the air during the writers strike.

The money comes out of Dave's own pocket.

When Late Show stopped making new episodes last week, CBS ceased paying Letterman's production company on November 5th.
the story is HERE

And the Late Show writers have a blog of their own HERE.

For Reasons Unknown...

2008 Olympic Ticket Contest

To participate in this contest, study the photo very carefully, then answer the following questions and send your answers to the Chinese International Olympic Committee:

1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck...

Loser Video of the Week

The Voice of Pat Boone

See what this MORON has to say right HERE, I personally will never forgive him for blowing off a MEET and GREET with me at the county fair.

Director Delbert Mann died

Delbert Mann, who directed the acclaimed live TV production of "Marty," Paddy Chayefsky's classic tale of a lonely Bronx butcher, and then won an Academy Award directing the 1955 movie version, has died. He was 87.
obit is HERE

Virtual Norm MacDonald

Southwest Shame to Playboy Fame

Remember a while back we told you about an airline passenger who was asked to get off a flight and change her clothes because her outfit was too revealing?
Kyla Ebbert is young, blonde and well endowed which is the trifecta for Playboy Magazine. She is also moderately famous as she was nearly kicked off of a flight from San Diego to Tucson because she was showing off way too much skin for one Southwest flight attendant's taste. She parlayed that into several television appearances, with one on the Today show on NBC where she flashed the audience her crotch when she sat down to prove that her skirt wasn't too short.
more HERE

Kate Nash - Next Year's BIG THING

Read about her HERE and HERE
watch the video HERE

News Media jumps on a Disney Story

News media around the country are jumping on a NON-STORY with shock and surprise.

People are sprinkling the remains of loved ones on various rides at the theme park; the latest catch being a woman on POC....

HEY MORONS, IT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE PARK OPENED IN THE 1950's...
...and really, who wouldn't want to spend an eternity at the happiest place on earth?

Read about it HERE

...and now for Something Completely Python...

150 Monty Python sketches compiled HERE
...watch them all and discover hilarity...or relive it...

...correct me if I'm wrong...

Grindhouse Redux

some are HERE
more are HERE

21st Century History Lesson

Impolitic Politics

Apparently, Senator John McCain knew exactly who the question was in reference to...let's face it, we all did...


more HERE

25 Peculiar Playthings

#25

they're all HERE

British Siren Seren

British Cover girl Seren Gibson
see more of her HERE

The 25 Greatest Rock & Roll Moments on "The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart"

See them HERE

Southbound Cicciolina

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The guest of honor at the 2007 Buenos Aires International Film Festival is ex-porn queen and former member of Italy's parliament Ilona Staller, known to her fans as "La Cicciolina."
The festival runs from November 15 to 18 according to its website, www.ficeba.net.
Cicciolina's official website is HERE

Wheelchair Whoopee

Basel, Switzerland - A Swiss welfare group is recruiting volunteers to have sex with disabled people.
read about it HERE

Dwarf KISS issues...

Barry * Bonds INDICTED by GRAND JURY...

the story is HERE

Lohan does 84 minutes of HARD TIME

Lindsay Lohan, 21, turned herself in to the Los Angeles County women's detention center in Lynwood at 10:30 a.m. She was searched, fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell in the inmate reception area but got to keep her street clothes, a sheriff's spokesman said.
Lohan was released at 11:54 a.m. Her original daylong sentence was reduced because she met criteria that took into account overcrowding at the lockup and the fact that her crime was nonviolent.
"FREE...FREE AS A BIRD NOW...."

Pie vs. Politics

CHILO, Ohio - Last week's election in this Ohio River village, population 97, didn't attract any candidates for mayor. There were no names on the ballot for clerk/treasurer, either, or two open spots on village council.
However, seven women have signed up for a Nov. 21 wrestling match in pie filling at Everybody's Sports Lounge, one of three businesses in the village about 25 miles southeast of Cincinnati.
more HERE

Czech Mate

Iacocca Insights

We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving.
We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country.
We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia , while our once-great
companies are getting slaughtered by health care costs.
Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy.
Our schools are in trouble.
Our borders are like sieves.
The middle class is being squeezed every which way.

These are times that cry out for leadership. But when you look around,
you've got to ask: "Where have all the leaders gone?"

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than
making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?
We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and
all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.
more HERE

Excerpted from Where Have All the Leaders Gone?.
by Lee Iacocca.

Glow Stick Mountain Dew

Exclusive: Wayne Newton Health Issue

Wayne " Mr. Las Vegas" Newton has canceled his 2 week annual holiday show; it will be announced this morning. Wayne also canceled shows in Canada and on the East Coast earlier this month following his TV stint on 'Dancing with the Stars'. During that show he had a serious heart issue that required a special trip to a specialist in Texas. Mr. Newton was MIA at Robert Goulet's funeral last week which confirmed a major health problem as Wayne was best man at Goulet's wedding.

Get Well Quick Wayne....

Senate Restroom Surveillance

Sharpen Your Ugly Stick

available HERE

FRIGID 50

they're HERE

Matt Damon named Sexiest Man

ZZ Top & Willie Nelson

It's RUN's Birthday...

Kanye Momma Doctor

Jan Adams, M.D., is a ground-breaking plastic surgeon and author of 'Everything Women of Color Should Know About Cosmetic Surgery'.
Dr. Jan Adams is also a Discovery Channel regular - with the channel's website containing videos of him describing how "frighteningly short" recovery for some of his medical procedures can be.

Well...Donda West learned that the hard way; she chose Adams (who has several DUI's on his record) to perform a tummy tuck and breast reduction last week -- that decision proved fatal.

China Mobile sets up on Mount Everest

Boy is this GREAT NEWS: ...the repressed people of CHINA have set up cellular phone coverage on Mount Everest at 17,060 ft., 19,095 ft. and 21,325 ft. levels.
China Mobile hired yaks and porters to transport equipment to the station sites. (I wonder what YAKS and PORTERS TASTE LIKE?...CHICKEN?).
All of this for use during next year's Olympic torch relay, which will take the flame to the 29,035 ft. summit. (...the inside bet on THE FLAME to carry the torch: ...Richard SIMMONS...).

Apparently, a worker called the cell phone of China Mobile general manager on Tuesday afternoon and had a clear signal.
The construction was reported as "incredibly difficult" because the oxygen level was only 38 percent of what it would be on the ground. (...apparently not as difficult as the issue of allowing your people to have FREE SPEECH).

Immediately after the call workers began packing away the equipment for the winter; the station will be reassembled before the Olympic torch relay next summer.

GREAT, NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET A CLEAR SIGNAL AT THE CORNER OF DEANZA BLVD. AND STEVENS CREEK IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE...

Now that I think about it, I do get a signal at the CHINESE RESTURANT a half block away... coincedence?...hummmm

No Free Beer

A worldwide shortage of hops — a key beer-making ingredient — could have a big effect on the taste of specialty brews and force smaller microbreweries to hike the price of their products.
CBC story is HERE
NPR audio report HERE

More Clues to the Emasculation of Men

A woman named Linda Franklin has written a piece for todayshow.com entitled