Larry King's Bad Hair Day

Chris " Michael Vick" Brown

In an interview with Larry King which airs on Wednesday night, Chris Brown said that when he read about the details of that night, he couldn't believe it, "I just look at it like, wow. I'm in shock, because that's not who I am as a person…I don't know what to think. It's just like, wow. When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened."

Hey MORON, there must be a reason your picking up trash in Virginia for 1500 hours, REMEMBER...

...And Now a Word From Arnie

Dr. Arnie Klein (above), Michael Jackson's longtime friend and dermatologist, admits to giving him Demerol on Larry King.
Klein says it was only "on occasion" to sedate him, and when asked about the drug Diprivan -- the brand name for the drug Propofol, which was found in Jackson's house when he died -- Klein said he was aware Michael was using it but warned him of its dangers.
As for fathering Michael's kids, Klein admits to donating sperm once to a sperm bank -- not specifically to Jackson.
Klein also strongly intimated he felt Debbie Rowe should get the kids -- because he felt Katherine was too old and Joe was out of it. Interestingly, Klein didn't go to the memorial and as we reported, the Jackson family gave LAPD a list of doctors they were suspicious of -- and Klein was on the list.
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The Guest List

List of guests invited to public memorial service for Michael Jackson at the Staples Center in Los Angeles:
Larry King; Dionne Warwick; Stevie Wonder; Usher; Lionel Richie; Brooke Shields; Mariah Carey; Kobe Bryant; Berry Gordy; Jennifer Hudson; Magic Johnson; John Mayer; The Rev. Jesse Jackson; The Rev. Al Sharpton; Smokey Robinson; Queen Latifah; Martin Luther King III; Bernice A. King; Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on "Britain's Got Talent"); Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend); Ron Boyd (family friend)
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...this is getting redundant

The Coverage

Here's how the networks and cable will cover the Michael Jackson service, via TVNewser:

• ABC: Charlie Gibson will anchor live coverage "Remembering Michael Jackson" at 1pmET, joined by "Nightline" anchor Martin Bashir. Some updates: Diane Sawyer, in NY, and Barbara Walters, at the Staples Center, will co-anchor a special edition of "20/20" at 9pmET. Sawyer and Elizabeth Vargas will also co-anchor "Primetime: Family Secrets," a report on Michael Jackson's children at 10pmET. Cynthia McFadden will also anchor "Nightline" from the Staples Center.
• CBS: Maggie Rodriguez and Harry Smith will anchor the "Early Show" from the Staples Center tomorrow. Katie Couric will anchor special coverage of the memorial at 1pmET and the CBS "Evening News" from the Staples Center. Couric will also do "48 Hours" at 10pmET.
• NBC/MSNBC: NBC will televise the memorial service at 1pmET, anchored by Brian Williams. Chris Jansing will anchor MSNBC's live coverage. Meredith Vieira will broadcast live tomorrow at the Staples Center for "Today" and Williams will anchor "Nightly News" from LA Tuesday.
• CNN: Anderson Cooper, Larry King, Don Lemon and Soledad O'Brien will host coverage live from LA, with Campbell Brown and Roland Martin anchoring live from New York, starting at NoonET on CNN and simulcast on CNN International.
• HLN: Robin Meade, A.J. Hammer and Jane Velez-Mitchell will anchor live coverage for HLN.
• Fox: Shepard Smith will anchor live coverage of the memorial service on Fox News starting at 1pmET. Megyn Kelly will anchor live coverage of the memorial on FOX broadcast also beginning at 1pmET. Greta Van Susteren will also be in LA on Tuesday, and will host her show from there Tuesday night.

No word if the Home Shopping Network, the Disney Channel, QVC or Nickelodeon will be breaking from their regular broadcast schedules yet...

Basically it'll be the opposite of the Billy Mays coverage...

Michael Jackson Haunts Larry King Live

Leave it to Larry...

After weeks worth of speculation, the relationship status of tween heartthrobs Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus was finally put to rest....by Larry King. Known for his 50+ years in broadcasting, interviewing heads of state as well as legendary performers like Jackie Gleason and Marlon Brando, the septuagenarian host was able to get the Jonas Brothers to collectively qualify Nick's status with Miley from reconnecting, to "dating."

more HERE
video HERE

Celebrity Farts Caught on Tape

• Tiger Woods
• Leslie Neilsen
• Erik Estrada
• Regis Philbin
• Julianne Hough
• Larry King
• Eva Mendes
  

Classic Top 10

Dick Cavett on Sarah Palin

Perennial favorite, Dick Cavett, makes some striking observations about Alaska's attention seeking whore come Governor...
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Now something has gone wrong with all three television sets. They will only get Sarah Palin.
I can play a kind of Alaskan roulette. Any random channel clicked on by the remote brings up that eager face, with its continuing assaults on the English Lang.
There she is with Larry and Matt and just about everyone else but Dr. Phil (so far). If she is not yet on “Judge Judy,” I suspect it can’t be for lack of trying.
What have we done to deserve this, this media blitz that the astute Andrea Mitchell has labeled “The Victory Tour”?
more HERE

Surprise! ...She's Still Stupid

In a feeble attempt to stay in the spotlight, Governor Sarah Palin has offered herself up for interviews even at the risk of appearing foolish...
Apparently, she can't help being an idiot and since she is absolutely not aware of that fact, she seems to believe she can recapture something she never had...
Last night she appeared on Larry King Live...
more HERE and HERE

Larry King is Horny

Larry King Square

CNN legend Larry King will have a street named after him in Hollywood. Where Sunset and Cahuenga boulevards meet, the name “Larry King Square” will reign supreme.
Congratulations, Larry, this is all yours:

WORD OF NOTE:
This is where people go to PEE on their way to shop at Amoeba Records in Hollywood...oh, the CNN building happens to be there too...

Kings' Queen in Rehab

Larry King's wife has checked herself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers reports Page Six.
48-year-old Shawn Southwick King has been married to Larry King for 10 years. They have two spawn together.
A friend of Larry's said, "Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem."
...hummm...married to Larry King 10 years...migraine problem...hummm...the dots are now connected...

Larry King needs to stay SEATED...

Brad Pitt on Larry King last night