Chris " Michael Vick" Brown

In an interview with Larry King which airs on Wednesday night, Chris Brown said that when he read about the details of that night, he couldn't believe it, "I just look at it like, wow. I'm in shock, because that's not who I am as a person…I don't know what to think. It's just like, wow. When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened."

Hey MORON, there must be a reason your picking up trash in Virginia for 1500 hours, REMEMBER...