Dickhead with BALL ITCH...

Dumb and Dumber...

Kourtney Kardashian and her new BFF Kendra Wilkinson are talking about breastfeeding in the new issue of US WEEKLY. You can feel it coming can't ya...

Kendra says: "I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

Kourtney added: "They say usually you can breast-feed with implants. I want to."

Upon hearing this bit of wisdom, both of their fetuses jumped out of their bodies, ran to Pennsylvania and jumped into Kate Gosselin's womb, because at least there they felt safe.

Sibling Revelry

...there are some we've seen, there are many we have not...but HERE is one version of scantily-clad celebrity sisters...

Hollywood Incest

Reality TV sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, poised to star in the new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians later this year, have been positively identified in sexually explicit pictures ...which sources claim were taken 11 years ago when they were 16 and 17 years old respectively.
In the snaps, the pair pose naked in lurid sexual positions and engage in ménage-a-trois sex acts together and with Kim's boyfriend.
The explosive pics may never see the light of day since after E! Entertainment got a hold of them and was prepared to publish them on its website Ryan Seacrest, being one of the executive producers of the upcoming reality show, strong armed the network into killing the story.

The bigger story though is: how did Kim end up in a ménage-a-trois with her sister?
...did Kim walk in on her boyfriend and sister doing the nasty and decide and/or get invited to join in?
...or did her boyfriend walk in on the sisters licking each others vajayjay?

...say no more, say no more...wink, wink...nod, nod...