Saturday, January 31, 2009

Definition: LOSERS 2.0

Bigotry Alive & Well in the OC

ANAHEIM, California - As the owner of a presidential-themed restaurant, Bruno Serato took advantage of the recent historic election to add a little more character to his Anaheim White House.
Little did he suspect when he put the small brass plaque above the doorway to the Barack Obama Room that he'd receive a backlash.
As with most events and promotions the restaurant holds, he sent an announcement of the small dedication of the Barack Obama Room to his e-mail list of several thousand customers.
At least a half-dozen or so volleyed harsh comments back at him via their own e-mails.
A couple of gems:

"Do not insult us with a Barack Obama room. … You have no idea whether he is a great leader or a hopeless Socialist. You may regret your hasty judgment of what he will do to this country. May you remain Orange County's hidden treasure, with the emphasis on HIDDEN!"

"You must be kidding?" "He didn't do anything yet other than weaken our internal security. Maybe you could house all the Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay) internees there instead."

more HERE and HERE

We'll leave you with this:
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

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Models Going Down

Some slip in style, others fall gracefully, but it's hard not to crack a smile when these long-legged beauties stumble. In honor of fall(ing) fashion, take a tumble through some not-so-pretty runway moments HERE

Water Powered Jet Pack

Not much information seems to be available but it looks like the Water-Powered Jet Pack is tethered with water hoses to a tow-behind water pump. Assuming that the water pump would be a jet pump running on gas which could mean that you could have hours of fun flying around the lake.

And octuplets make 17!

Single mom who gave birth to 8 babies already had 6 kids, lives with parents...
The incredibly selfish and idiotic mother of the octuplets born this week is a single woman who lives with her bankrupt parents - and her six other kids!
The name of the 33-year-old California woman has not been released, but her mother, Angela Suleman, revealed her daughter underwent in vitro fertilization to get pregnant.
She never expected so many of the implanted embryos would develop into fetuses, but rejected the idea of aborting some of them.
The confirmation that the woman used IVF to conceive the eight-pack is sure to raise an ethical furor.
Los Angeles Times story HERE

Doctors face inquest after California octuplet mother revelations

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Jon Stewart Calls Out Sean Hannity

Mexican Voodoo Promotion Nixed

MEXICO CITY — RadioShack Corp. will not sponsor a Mexican newspaper promotion that invited fans to prick voodoo dolls wearing American jerseys to boost the country's soccer team in a World Cup qualifier next month against the United States.
An illustration in the Mexican sports daily Record showed a pair of scissors slicing off the leg of a doll in a U.S. jersey.

The doll was stuck with pushpins, grimaced in pain and its arms were covered in bruises. Stuffing leaked from its No. 10 jersey.

The newspaper ad said it hoped young people would gather around televisions for the match and "apply punishments to our rivals," giving Mexico an edge to end a decade of winless play versus the Americans on U.S. soil.

"Help end the losing streak so Mexico advances," the ad read.

A day later, RadioShack reversed course and withdrew its sponsorship of the campaign.
more HERE
Radio Shack Press Release HERE

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Landing On Water

New online video game Hero on the Hudson, inspired by the bravery of US Airways pilot Chesley (Sully) Sullenberger, gives players the chance to try their luck landing a plane on water.
play HERE

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David Letterman's Mea Culpa

Wracked with guilt, David Letterman apologized profusely Friday night about censoring Bill Hicks 15 years earlier on The Late Show. "I'm sorry that I did it," he said several times. "It was a mistake... The decision was mine."
Letterman aired the censored five-minute standup segment from Oct. 1, 1993 and interviewed Hicks' mom Mary, who stated, "I will tell you it was a very hard time 15 years ago when that happened."
Letterman reportedly was offended by Hicks' Jesus jibe, but on the show he chose not to be specific, calling it "an error of judgement on my part. I made the decision I think born of insecurity more than anything else. I said I don't think we want to have that on the show. So we removed it from the show.
"Seeing it now raises the question, what was the matter with me?" Letterman went on. "What was I thinking? This says more about me as a guy than it says about Bill because there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. It's just perfect."
The Texan-born comic appeared on Late Night 11 times. "We always loved Bill," Letterman added. "He was tremendously funny with a great energy. We just got a big kick out of him." Hicks died of pancreatic cancer on February 26, 1994. He was 32.
more video...Part 1 HERE ...Part 2 HERE
CBS transcript & video HERE

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Crazy Chain

More insanity HERE

Saucy Sapphic Fashion Photography

Porn in 3D

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood's hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN's Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is that someone.
Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn.
more HERE
NSFW trailer HERE

...But John Holmes was in THE DISCO DOLLS IN HOT SKIN in 3-D!

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Ashton Repents

HERE is why the primadonna repented...


The Final Farewell

Fun with Highway Signs

AUSTIN, Texas — Apparent computer hackers with time to kill brought a raised eyebrow or two to the faces of motorists at a busy Austin intersection.
Electronic signs intended to warn motorists of construction were changed Wednesday to warn of “Zombies Ahead! Run for your lives!”
The stunt is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by up to a $500 fine if the scamps are ever found.
more HERE

Honest Bartending

a lot more HERE

Oh! ...Tinted Love

more HERE

Cyber Penis Puncher

Virtual Sex is Now Reality with RealTouch, the newest breakthrough in sex technology. RealTouch lets you FEEL your favorite porn stars like you've never the First Sex Device that simulates Actual Sex HERE



SPRINGFIELD, Illinois — The Illinois Senate removed Governor Rod R. Blagojevich from office Thursday, convicting him on an article of impeachment that alleged a pattern of abuse of power.
The vote, 59 to 0, ended nearly two months of political spectacle in which Mr. Blagojevich, a second-term Democrat who rose from the ranks of Chicago ward politics on the strength of his charisma and the connections of his wife’s family, sought to salvage his career and reputation.
The conviction followed a four-day trial, Mr. Blagojevich’s dramatic address of some 45 minutes to the senators Thursday in which he declared his innocence, and then about two hours of deliberation.
After the first vote, the Senate held a second, deciding again by 59 to 0 to bar Mr. Blagojevich from ever holding public office again in Illinois.
New York Times report HERE
t-shirts available HERE


A Guide to Airline Meals has thousands of photos of airline menu trays from all over the world. ... airline lounges · Menu cards · Airline and airport ads, airport food, movie meals ...

Virgin Atlantic Complainer Offered Chance to Be Airline's Food Tester

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The WTF Blanket

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Travel... in the Future

Colors of Life in Motion Concept car by designer Christian Susana(Erlangen, Germany).
Colim is a detachable car, bridges the gap between a motor home, caravan and a car, can sleep a family of four and is more fuel efficient than a traditional motor home. The Colim motor home allows drivers to detach the cockpit so they can drive around the resort more efficiently. The vehicle has a top speed of 90mph. You can drive this caravan to the camping location and then remove the car from the main body and drive around more efficiently. It has a top speed of 90mph and features an interior that can be customized to fit a kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and seating area.
more HERE


Telephone Booth Aquatica

Now I know what to do with my Phone Booth...

This incredible aquarium, made from an old telephone booth in Lyon, France is a beautiful study in recycled arts. Made by Benoit Deseille and Benedetto Bufalino, the project came about from le festival Lumières de Lyon, the annual arts festival.

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Baby Sandwich

...a hungry hungry man

As Tiny Tim rolls over in his grave...

Welcome to 139 seconds seconds of video footage in which a male, dressed as a woman (we hope), stands in front of a medicine cabinet and plays a ukulele.


Happy Birthday Tommy Ramone


we know the pic is super small...there's a reason...
You will not believe THIS

Peta Porno Banned

PETA's ad—which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love—was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl. NBC rejected the video because of concerns over "rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin," a woman "screwing herself with broccoli"!
more HERE

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Buffalo Wings Shortage

If there's anything Steelers and Cardinals fans can agree on this weekend, it's that no matter your favorite flavor, there's a certain Super Bowl snack you gotta have; Buffalo Wings.
But a nationwide shortage of the tasty appetizer is causing a 'mild' problem for bars and restaurants.
more HERE

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Daft Jazzercize

...and check out HERE, HERE, HERE and even HERE

Bad Snow White is Very Good

Shalom Harlow portrays Snow White in a cool, slutty, flirtatious interpretation of the famous fairy tail in the pictures from the book X-RAY by François Nars - makeup artist turned photographer, which appeared in September-October/1997 issue of Jane magazine.
book available HERE

...not quite as naughty as Julius Zimmerman's drawings...
HERE is another good one.

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If you weren't afraid of clowns before...

check THIS out...

Her Morning Elegance

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Slutty Prom Dresses

pics and pithy comments HERE

10 Signs of Economic Desperation

There's no denying the economy is in the crapper. But just how bad it is can be relative. Some guys are hanging on. Others are getting desperate. Really desperate. Not sure where you land? HERE are a few ways to tell how close you are to becoming a regular down at the soup.

Doutzen Kroes Out In the Cold

Supermodel Doutaen Kroes of the Netherlands switches tops for a photo shoot and...voilà!
more pics HERE


Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

Everyone knows that Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is in with the Cruises and Travoltas. One year, she gave Scientology her entire year's salary: $10 million.
Nancy is robo-calling for Scientology using the voice of Bart. story is HERE

The creator and Fox need to fireup their lawyers so they can sue the fuck out of this crazy troll.

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Lynyrd Skynyrd Keyboardist Billy Powell Dies

Billy Powell, the only keyboardist Lynyrd Skynyrd ever had, died last night at his home near Jacksonville, Florida. He was 56.
Powell called 911 about 12:55 a.m. Wednesday saying he was having trouble breathing. Rescue crews performed CPR, but he was pronounced dead at 1:52 a.m.
No foul play is suspected and an autopsy will not be performed.
Apparently, Powell missed a Tuesday appointment with his doctor for a cardiac evaluation. A heart attack is suspected.
Powell survived the 1977 plane crash that took the lives of singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines, backup singer Cassie Gaines and other crew members. Despite suffering injuries including facial lacerations and nearly losing his nose, Powell was the first to be discharged from the hospital and was the only member to attend his bandmates’ funerals. After Skynyrd, Powell joined the Christian rock band Vision, but reunited with Skynyrd after a decade-long hiatus for some concerts in 1989, and ultimately remained with the band until now.
more HERE
obit HERE

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The Bail Out

A Guide to Self-Employment

Advice for recently laid-off workers considering going into business for themselves HERE
more info HERE


'Fly By' Butt Sniffing...?

Definition: LOSERS

Unfuckable and his little brother Unemployable

ABC Puts The Ug In Ugly

Things aren’t looking so pretty for Ugly Betty
he ABC dramedy is being put on hiatus starting March 26, 2009 and being replacing it with episodes of Samantha Who? and the new Megan Mullally-Cheryl Hines comedy In the Motherhood.
The network says “Ugly Betty will return to Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. following the run of In the Motherhood and Samantha Who?
An ABC spokesperson adds, “The Thursday night block is a good opportunity to launch these comedies. That said, Betty is a solid performer and there is no question that it will definitely be back to complete its season, just without repeats.”
more HERE

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Wheel of Fortune Gets Gay

A gay contestant on Wheel of Fortune introduced is fiancé ...and no one freaked out...oh, ...and Vanna swallowed a bug...
video HERE

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Miss America 2009

Miss Indiana Katie Stam was crowned Miss America 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 24, 2009.
more HERE
more pics HERE

Miss Stam is undoubtedly pretty...but...well, ...her body resembles that of a skinny adolescent boy with a bit of muscle tone... kind of like a young virgin gymnast struggling with gender identity...

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Beat Babies

Researchers at the Institute for Psychology of the Hungarian Academy of Sciences and the Institute for Logic, Language and Computation of the University of Amsterdam demonstrated that two to three day old babies can detect the beat in music.
This phenomenon - termed ‘beat induction’ - is likely to have contributed to music’s origin. It enables such actions as clapping, making music together and dancing to a rhythm.
more HERE

Plump You Up!

She's gone country - and added a few curves in the process.
Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson debuted a fuller-than-usual figure onstage Sunday during a performance at the KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla.
Simpson showed off her new look in high-waist jeans, a leopard-print belt and low-cut tank.
more pics HERE
video HERE

Jessica Simpson's Workout DVD Lawsuit
Sister Ashlee defends Jessica Simpson's weight gain

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Tommy Lee is working (it)... AGAIN

Tommy Lee gets a handful of sexy Victoria Silvstedt at the VIP room in Paris...
The blonde bombshell was seen looking intimate with Tommy as they partied at exclusive Parisian hot spot the 'VIP room' .
more HERE

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eTrade Baby Outakes


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

When Clowns Remove Face Paint...

Classic Product

Little Lezzie Likes 'em Big

Dominatrix Chic

click pic for more Marisa Miller
Check out the divas who are donning leather, lace & rubber in a wave of dominatrix chic HERE


Instructional Kissing Videos

R.I.P.: John Updike

John Updike, the Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, prolific man of letters and erudite chronicler of sex, divorce and other adventures in the postwar prime of the American empire, died Tuesday at age 76.
Updike, a resident of Beverly Farms, Massachusetts, died of lung cancer, according to a statement from his publisher.
Death has taken many by surprise; as recently as November, he was touring in support of his latest novel, "The Widows of Eastwick."
obit HERE
bibliography HERE


...can't figure out what's wrong with this picture...

Sunrise meets Sunset

"I've got a secret"........................."there's something in your teeth"

Post Office Prohibits Pussy

Bring Me the Head of...

A new trade in parrot heads and tail feathers is adding to the pressure on the world’s wild population of African Grey Parrots, which is confined to the tropical forest area of West and Central Africa.
This is highlighted by a recent post by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) from Cameroon, which reports on a suspect arrested by game rangers who was found to be carrying 353 parrot heads and 2000 tail feathers. The suspect stated that he had collected the material for a witch doctor who was treating his mentally ill brother.


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