Definition: LOSERS 2.0

Bigotry Alive & Well in the OC

ANAHEIM, California - As the owner of a presidential-themed restaurant, Bruno Serato took advantage of the recent historic election to add a little more character to his Anaheim White House.
Little did he suspect when he put the small brass plaque above the doorway to the Barack Obama Room that he'd receive a backlash.
As with most events and promotions the restaurant holds, he sent an announcement of the small dedication of the Barack Obama Room to his e-mail list of several thousand customers.
At least a half-dozen or so volleyed harsh comments back at him via their own e-mails.
A couple of gems:

"Do not insult us with a Barack Obama room. … You have no idea whether he is a great leader or a hopeless Socialist. You may regret your hasty judgment of what he will do to this country. May you remain Orange County's hidden treasure, with the emphasis on HIDDEN!"

"You must be kidding?" "He didn't do anything yet other than weaken our internal security. Maybe you could house all the Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay) internees there instead."

more HERE and HERE

We'll leave you with this:
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-Plato

Models Going Down

Some slip in style, others fall gracefully, but it's hard not to crack a smile when these long-legged beauties stumble. In honor of fall(ing) fashion, take a tumble through some not-so-pretty runway moments HERE

Water Powered Jet Pack

Not much information seems to be available but it looks like the Water-Powered Jet Pack is tethered with water hoses to a tow-behind water pump. Assuming that the water pump would be a jet pump running on gas which could mean that you could have hours of fun flying around the lake.

And octuplets make 17!

Single mom who gave birth to 8 babies already had 6 kids, lives with parents...
The incredibly selfish and idiotic mother of the octuplets born this week is a single woman who lives with her bankrupt parents - and her six other kids!
The name of the 33-year-old California woman has not been released, but her mother, Angela Suleman, revealed her daughter underwent in vitro fertilization to get pregnant.
She never expected so many of the implanted embryos would develop into fetuses, but rejected the idea of aborting some of them.
The confirmation that the woman used IVF to conceive the eight-pack is sure to raise an ethical furor.
Los Angeles Times story HERE

Related:
Doctors face inquest after California octuplet mother revelations

Jon Stewart Calls Out Sean Hannity

Mexican Voodoo Promotion Nixed

MEXICO CITY — RadioShack Corp. will not sponsor a Mexican newspaper promotion that invited fans to prick voodoo dolls wearing American jerseys to boost the country's soccer team in a World Cup qualifier next month against the United States.
An illustration in the Mexican sports daily Record showed a pair of scissors slicing off the leg of a doll in a U.S. jersey.
The doll was stuck with pushpins, grimaced in pain and its arms were covered in bruises. Stuffing leaked from its No. 10 jersey.
The newspaper ad said it hoped young people would gather around televisions for the match and "apply punishments to our rivals," giving Mexico an edge to end a decade of winless play versus the Americans on U.S. soil.
"Help end the losing streak so Mexico advances," the ad read.
A day later, RadioShack reversed course and withdrew its sponsorship of the campaign.
more HERE
Radio Shack Press Release HERE

Landing On Water

New online video game Hero on the Hudson, inspired by the bravery of US Airways pilot Chesley (Sully) Sullenberger, gives players the chance to try their luck landing a plane on water.
play HERE

David Letterman's Mea Culpa

Wracked with guilt, David Letterman apologized profusely Friday night about censoring Bill Hicks 15 years earlier on The Late Show. "I'm sorry that I did it," he said several times. "It was a mistake... The decision was mine."
Letterman aired the censored five-minute standup segment from Oct. 1, 1993 and interviewed Hicks' mom Mary, who stated, "I will tell you it was a very hard time 15 years ago when that happened."
Letterman reportedly was offended by Hicks' Jesus jibe, but on the show he chose not to be specific, calling it "an error of judgement on my part. I made the decision I think born of insecurity more than anything else. I said I don't think we want to have that on the show. So we removed it from the show.
"Seeing it now raises the question, what was the matter with me?" Letterman went on. "What was I thinking? This says more about me as a guy than it says about Bill because there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. It's just perfect."
The Texan-born comic appeared on Late Night 11 times. "We always loved Bill," Letterman added. "He was tremendously funny with a great energy. We just got a big kick out of him." Hicks died of pancreatic cancer on February 26, 1994. He was 32.
more video...Part 1 HERE ...Part 2 HERE
CBS transcript & video HERE

Crazy Chain

More insanity HERE

Saucy Sapphic Fashion Photography

even saucier HERE

Porn in 3D

It was only a matter before someone took Hollywood's hottest technology, 3D, and brought it to the Valley. Today we find out that Tommy Gunn, AVN's Male Performer of the Year in 2007 is that someone.
Gunn utilized the same technology that was seen in films like Beowulf, Journey to the Center of the Earth and most recently My Bloody Valentine 3D to bring us three dimensional porn.
more HERE
NSFW trailer HERE

...But John Holmes was in THE DISCO DOLLS IN HOT SKIN in 3-D!

Ashton Repents

HERE is why the primadonna repented...

The Final Farewell

Fun with Highway Signs

AUSTIN, Texas — Apparent computer hackers with time to kill brought a raised eyebrow or two to the faces of motorists at a busy Austin intersection.
Electronic signs intended to warn motorists of construction were changed Wednesday to warn of “Zombies Ahead! Run for your lives!”
The stunt is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by up to a $500 fine if the scamps are ever found.
more HERE

Honest Bartending

a lot more HERE

Oh! ...Tinted Love

more HERE

Cyber Penis Puncher

Virtual Sex is Now Reality with RealTouch, the newest breakthrough in sex technology. RealTouch lets you FEEL your favorite porn stars like you've never ...so...Discover the First Sex Device that simulates Actual Sex HERE

Insanevich

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois — The Illinois Senate removed Governor Rod R. Blagojevich from office Thursday, convicting him on an article of impeachment that alleged a pattern of abuse of power.
The vote, 59 to 0, ended nearly two months of political spectacle in which Mr. Blagojevich, a second-term Democrat who rose from the ranks of Chicago ward politics on the strength of his charisma and the connections of his wife’s family, sought to salvage his career and reputation.
The conviction followed a four-day trial, Mr. Blagojevich’s dramatic address of some 45 minutes to the senators Thursday in which he declared his innocence, and then about two hours of deliberation.
After the first vote, the Senate held a second, deciding again by 59 to 0 to bar Mr. Blagojevich from ever holding public office again in Illinois.
New York Times report HERE
t-shirts available HERE

A Guide to Airline Meals

Airlinemeals.net has thousands of photos of airline menu trays from all over the world. ... airline lounges · Menu cards · Airline and airport ads, airport food, movie meals ...

Related:
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The WTF Blanket

Travel... in the Future

Colors of Life in Motion Concept car by designer Christian Susana(Erlangen, Germany).
Colim is a detachable car, bridges the gap between a motor home, caravan and a car, can sleep a family of four and is more fuel efficient than a traditional motor home. The Colim motor home allows drivers to detach the cockpit so they can drive around the resort more efficiently. The vehicle has a top speed of 90mph. You can drive this caravan to the camping location and then remove the car from the main body and drive around more efficiently. It has a top speed of 90mph and features an interior that can be customized to fit a kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and seating area.
more HERE

Telephone Booth Aquatica

Now I know what to do with my Phone Booth...

This incredible aquarium, made from an old telephone booth in Lyon, France is a beautiful study in recycled arts. Made by Benoit Deseille and Benedetto Bufalino, the project came about from le festival Lumières de Lyon, the annual arts festival.

Baby Sandwich

...a hungry hungry man

As Tiny Tim rolls over in his grave...

Welcome to 139 seconds seconds of video footage in which a male, dressed as a woman (we hope), stands in front of a medicine cabinet and plays a ukulele.

Happy Birthday Tommy Ramone

Palin Political Action Committee

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has launched a political action committee, SarahPAC.com
Most PACs started by politicians exist almost entirely for the purpose of aggrandizing their namesakes and this one will likely be no different. Palin is thought to be eyeing a presidential run in 2012.
CBS News report HERE

Related:
Palin to Come to Washington in Hopes of Talk With Obama
Sarah Palin may be shopping a book

WTF!!!

we know the pic is super small...there's a reason...
You will not believe THIS

Peta Porno Banned

PETA's ad—which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love—was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl. NBC rejected the video because of concerns over "rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin," a woman "screwing herself with broccoli"!
more HERE

Buffalo Wings Shortage

If there's anything Steelers and Cardinals fans can agree on this weekend, it's that no matter your favorite flavor, there's a certain Super Bowl snack you gotta have; Buffalo Wings.
But a nationwide shortage of the tasty appetizer is causing a 'mild' problem for bars and restaurants.
more HERE

Daft Jazzercize

...and check out HERE, HERE, HERE and even HERE

Bad Snow White is Very Good

Shalom Harlow portrays Snow White in a cool, slutty, flirtatious interpretation of the famous fairy tail in the pictures from the book X-RAY by François Nars - makeup artist turned photographer, which appeared in September-October/1997 issue of Jane magazine.
book available HERE

...not quite as naughty as Julius Zimmerman's drawings...
HERE is another good one.

If you weren't afraid of clowns before...

check THIS out...

Her Morning Elegance

Slutty Prom Dresses

WOW!
pics and pithy comments HERE

10 Signs of Economic Desperation

There's no denying the economy is in the crapper. But just how bad it is can be relative. Some guys are hanging on. Others are getting desperate. Really desperate. Not sure where you land? HERE are a few ways to tell how close you are to becoming a regular down at the soup.

Doutzen Kroes Out In the Cold

Supermodel Doutaen Kroes of the Netherlands switches tops for a photo shoot and...voilà!
more pics HERE

Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

Everyone knows that Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is in with the Cruises and Travoltas. One year, she gave Scientology her entire year's salary: $10 million.
Nancy is robo-calling for Scientology using the voice of Bart. story is HERE

The creator and Fox need to fireup their lawyers so they can sue the fuck out of this crazy troll.

Lynyrd Skynyrd Keyboardist Billy Powell Dies

Billy Powell, the only keyboardist Lynyrd Skynyrd ever had, died last night at his home near Jacksonville, Florida. He was 56.
Powell called 911 about 12:55 a.m. Wednesday saying he was having trouble breathing. Rescue crews performed CPR, but he was pronounced dead at 1:52 a.m.
No foul play is suspected and an autopsy will not be performed.
Apparently, Powell missed a Tuesday appointment with his doctor for a cardiac evaluation. A heart attack is suspected.
Powell survived the 1977 plane crash that took the lives of singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines, backup singer Cassie Gaines and other crew members. Despite suffering injuries including facial lacerations and nearly losing his nose, Powell was the first to be discharged from the hospital and was the only member to attend his bandmates’ funerals. After Skynyrd, Powell joined the Christian rock band Vision, but reunited with Skynyrd after a decade-long hiatus for some concerts in 1989, and ultimately remained with the band until now.
more HERE
obit HERE

The Bail Out

A Guide to Self-Employment

Advice for recently laid-off workers considering going into business for themselves HERE
more info HERE

'Fly By' Butt Sniffing...?

Definition: LOSERS

Unfuckable and his little brother Unemployable

ABC Puts The Ug In Ugly

Things aren’t looking so pretty for Ugly Betty
The ABC dramedy is being put on hiatus starting March 26, 2009 and being replacing it with episodes of Samantha Who? and the new Megan Mullally-Cheryl Hines comedy In the Motherhood.
The network says “Ugly Betty will return to Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. following the run of In the Motherhood and Samantha Who?”
An ABC spokesperson adds, “The Thursday night block is a good opportunity to launch these comedies. That said, Betty is a solid performer and there is no question that it will definitely be back to complete its season, just without repeats.”
more HERE

Wheel of Fortune Gets Gay

A gay contestant on Wheel of Fortune introduced is fiancé ...and no one freaked out...oh, ...and Vanna swallowed a bug...
video HERE

Miss America 2009

Miss Indiana Katie Stam was crowned Miss America 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 24, 2009.
more HERE
more pics HERE

Miss Stam is undoubtedly pretty...but...well, ...her body resembles that of a skinny adolescent boy with a bit of muscle tone... kind of like a young virgin gymnast struggling with gender identity...

Beat Babies

Researchers at the Institute for Psychology of the Hungarian Academy of Sciences and the Institute for Logic, Language and Computation of the University of Amsterdam demonstrated that two to three day old babies can detect the beat in music.
This phenomenon - termed ‘beat induction’ - is likely to have contributed to music’s origin. It enables such actions as clapping, making music together and dancing to a rhythm.
more HERE

Plump You Up!

She's gone country - and added a few curves in the process.
Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson debuted a fuller-than-usual figure onstage Sunday during a performance at the KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla.
Simpson showed off her new look in high-waist jeans, a leopard-print belt and low-cut tank.
more pics HERE
video HERE

Related:
Jessica Simpson's Workout DVD Lawsuit
Sister Ashlee defends Jessica Simpson's weight gain

Tommy Lee is working (it)... AGAIN

Tommy Lee gets a handful of sexy Victoria Silvstedt at the VIP room in Paris...
The blonde bombshell was seen looking intimate with Tommy as they partied at exclusive Parisian hot spot the 'VIP room' .
more HERE

eTrade Baby Outakes

When Clowns Remove Face Paint...

Classic Product

Little Lezzie Likes 'em Big

Dominatrix Chic

click pic for more Marisa Miller

Check out the divas who are donning leather, lace & rubber in a wave of dominatrix chic HERE

Instructional Kissing Videos

R.I.P.: John Updike

John Updike, the Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, prolific man of letters and erudite chronicler of sex, divorce and other adventures in the postwar prime of the American empire, died Tuesday at age 76.
Updike, a resident of Beverly Farms, Massachusetts, died of lung cancer, according to a statement from his publisher.
Death has taken many by surprise; as recently as November, he was touring in support of his latest novel, "The Widows of Eastwick."
obit HERE
bibliography HERE

...can't figure out what's wrong with this picture...

Sunrise meets Sunset

"I've got a secret"........................."there's something in your teeth"

Post Office Prohibits Pussy

Bring Me the Head of...

A new trade in parrot heads and tail feathers is adding to the pressure on the world’s wild population of African Grey Parrots, which is confined to the tropical forest area of West and Central Africa.
This is highlighted by a recent post by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) from Cameroon, which reports on a suspect arrested by game rangers who was found to be carrying 353 parrot heads and 2000 tail feathers. The suspect stated that he had collected the material for a witch doctor who was treating his mentally ill brother.

Need a Fishin' Buddy?

Cinema Strippers

Salma Hayek in 'Dogma'

more Big Screen Strippers HERE

Museum of Preloaders

Pretty Loaded is an archive of preloaders that preload other preloaders... which in turn reveal yet more preloaders.
Nerds rejoice... HERE

Happy Birthday Mikhail Baryshnikov

Pooch 'n Cootch

Snot Sexy

SneezingBeauties.com Sneeze & Noseblowing Fetish Website is HERE

Bizarre Blago Behavior

The lead prosecutor in Illinois' historic impeachment trial urged the state Senate on Monday to remove Governor Rod Blagojevich from office for crimes against the public while the governor spent the day in New York, lashing out at his accusers on national television.
The solemnity of the political trial within the ornate state Senate chamber contrasted with a TV appearance in which talk-show co-host Joy Behar mussed Blagojevich's hair and unsuccessfully urged the governor to do a Richard Nixon impression saying, "I am not a crook."
Chicago Tribune report HERE
more video HERE

Breeding Gone Wild

California woman has 8 babies in 5 minutes
A woman gave birth Monday to a litter of eight babies in a span of five minutes, only the second time in history live octuplets have been born, doctors said.
The mother, guilty of severe selfishness has remained anonymous. She gave birth by cesarean section to six boys and two girls weighing between 1.8 pounds and 3.4 pounds, said doctors.
more HERE

The Asshole Speaks

DUI Test Videos

See them HERE.

And 700 plus more HERE.

Road Kill Carpet

The Road Kill carpet is a continuous struggle between attraction and repulsion. It’s a warm, soft, cuddly carpet that attracts you to take a nap on it. But at the same time its a repulsive image of a car-flattened, bloody fox. Available in Spring 2009 HERE

Another Symptom of Insanity?

If you've ever thought of seeing your pet in full military regalia, stop dreaming. Your day has come.
Pets In Uniform is a web site where, for less than $20, you can upload a photo of your pet, whereupon the webmaster will digitally manipulate Rover or Felix into the body of a naval officer, astronaut or military sergeant.

Wikipedia's Guide to Hand Gestures

see them HERE

MIT for FREE

College begins HERE

Meet Kevin...Chuck Norris' estranged brother

Sneeze Porn

When you have a sneezing fetish, porn is, like, the easiest thing in the world to acquire. Throw some pepper in the direction of someone on the verge of nasal explosion, and bust a nut.
more HERE.

Today on eBay

Bid HERE
...but we are warning you...this gem is OURS...

Spiderman - The Later Years

Cheese Anyone...?

Slumdog Advances Toward Oscar

At Sunday's 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, "Slumdog Millionaire" and Heath Ledger triumphed once again, while Sean Penn shocked with a win in the lead actor category over presumed favorite Mickey Rourke.
Coming weeks after ruling at the Golden Globes, this latest victory for 'Slumdog' solidified its status as a heavy favorite to take the Oscar for Best Picture.
more HERE

Related:
Producers Guild of America hails 'Slumdog Millionaire' as best picture

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Rolling Stones

Happy Birthday : Macintosh

Fat Crackers

a lot more HERE

Political Teeth

There's a website called JoeBidensTeeth.com and they're collaborating with Trident chewing gum to celebrate the new Vice President’s smile by giving gum to any American that uploads their grin.

Take a Swim in Lake You

A Craigslist Classic

Contextual Propaganda

Conservative media figures falsely suggest that Reich proposed excluding white males from stimulus package enticing neo-con come racists to inflame their deep seeded hatred of all things non-white. These pundits should be cited for conspiring to incite hate and falsehoods.
Summary: Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity have falsely asserted or suggested that Robert Reich, speaking at a congressional forum, proposed that jobs created by the economic stimulus package should exclude white males. In fact, Reich has repeatedly stated that he favors a stimulus plan that "includ[es] women and minorities, and the long-term unemployed" in addition to skilled professionals and white male construction workers, not one that is solely limited to them.
more HERE
Mr. Reich's response w/comments HERE
video created to distort fact and context ...and inflame the racial hatred that exists in many...is HERE

Frankly, Reich is not necessarily well liked here and that particular comment was certainly not well thought out and definitely unfortunate...but that doesn't excuse the propaganda pundits from spreading their bile... It's gonna get ugly folks...

Please Stand By

R.I.P.: Veatrice Rice

Veatrice Rice, who was the 60-ish, African-American, female security guard and regular cast member on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show, has passed away. A tearful Jimmy Kimmel made the announcement on his show on Thursday, January 22, 2009.
more HERE

The Presidents Phone

President Barack Obama is getting a super-secure version of a phone called the Sectera Edge for official use. Click here to see its specifications.
The $3,350 device has a full QWERTY keyboard, a touchscreen, a secondary trusted display and two usb ports -- one classified and one not. The device runs Windows Mobile, encrypts data and passes military standards for ruggedness. Web browsing is done via Internet Explorer. Goverment employees can get secure data plans through T-Mobile and AT&T in the U.S. and Worldcell internationally. The device works in temperatures ranging from 140 to -9 degrees Farenheit. 60 hours of standby and 5 hours of talk time on a charge.
more HERE

Bergman's Panorama

Containing over 2GB of photo data and comprised of over 220 images shot from a Canon G10 Bridge camera on a Gigapan robotic camera mount, photographer David Bergman's incredibly detailed panorama is filled with bits of information that you previously weren't able or bothered to see. Some are just obviously cool—nearly being able to read the sheet music on performers stands, seeing the comically varied expressions in the VIP area behind the President as he speaks—but others are more subtly awesome.
see and play HERE

Ernie Kovacs 1919 - 1962

Picture Perfect

A photo of President Obama is pinned up at Guantanamo Bay on inauguration day, replacing a picture of outgoing president George W. Bush.

Going Out of Business Sale

K-FAT

If he wants to be paparazzi candy, Kevin Federline should realize that white only makes him look fatter...more HERE

Related:
K-Fat Won't Dance
Britney Spears Has Her Children Spy on Their Dad's New Girlfriend

Sophia's Kitchen circa 1971

tossing salads and juggling pies

Lusty Italian celebrities writing lusty Italian recipes.

Sophia Loren's 1971 masterpiece, In Cucina Con Amore ("In the Kitchen with Love," published in English as Eat With Me; an original is available on Italian eBay).
Ms. Loren apparently wrote the recipes and sidenotes herself, from her room on the 18th floor of the Hotel Intercontinental.
links HERE

Dice Houses

See the project HERE

Self-Cleaning Vibrating Pussy

Balloontography

Thumbing through the variety of works on offer from Italian artist Andrea Galvani, it doesn't take long to establish that he's smarter than the average bear with a camera.
more pics HERE

Precious?

Irina M. (top) is being tapped as the model of 2009, as she has recently signed to Storm Management. She is most certainly striking, even off-putting and has creepy gremlin-like features similar to those of Smeagol (notice the resemblance?).
This is where supermodelhood is headed? Yikes!

Album Cover Casualties

lots more HERE

Ready For Take-off

In 2006 graduate students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology tried to get an idea aloft that has intrigued people for decades: the flying car.
Terrafugia, a start-up created by a Lemelson-MIT Student Prize winner and colleagues at MIT's Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics plan to begin deliveries in 2010, the vice president of business development said. The vehicles sell for $194,000.
The Transition is designed for 100- to 500-mile jumps. It will carry two people and luggage on a single tank of premium unleaded gas. It will also come with an electric calculator (to help fine-tune weight distribution), airbags, aerodynamic bumpers and of course a Global Positioning System (GPS) navigation unit.
more HERE

Pop-up President

SAN JOSE, California -- The nation's new commander-in-chief is popping up everywhere, and in this case, we mean that literally. It's called "Barack-in-the-box."
video report HERE
available HERE

We've finally come to this: a brand name President...why don't we just sell tons of Barack Obama merchandise to lift us out of recession?

Asexuals Push for Greater Recognition

A 26-year-old graduate student in San Francisco acknowledges that his lack of interest in sex may seem unusual to many who view intercourse as the epitome of intimacy.
But research suggests that about 1 percent of the population may share his view on sex. And he said that for many of these people, coming to terms with their feelings about sex can be a major challenge.
Recently, he and others within AVEN began lobbying for greater understanding of asexuality among the psychological community as well. Their message is simple: they want increased recognition of asexuality among psychological professionals -- while ensuring that it is seen as a legitimate sexual orientation rather than diagnosed as a mental illness.
ABC News report HERE

Speed Limits in 50 States

See them HERE.

Danica Does Daddy...Again

Domain-buying service GoDaddy took full advantage of its liaison with racecar driver Danica Patrick -- and her beaver -- so, for this year's Super Bowl spots, whose scripts appear to have been written by underage pornographers, we are pleased to announce that Danica fuels the universal fantasy of girl on girl shower sex; it may only be implied, but, we 're sure wood will be sported.
The first spot: pubescent boy's fantasies, realized (it's the shower one). And this spot, confusingly dubbed "Baseball," plays on trashy court TV.
Cast votes for your favorite on GoDaddy.com up to January 23rd. Like last year, each spot continues in a (gasp!) unrated online version.

Wanna Buy a Couch?

1549 Video

Newly released surveillance camera video from the ConEd building on the Hudson shows the crash landing of U.S. Airways Flight 1549.
see it HERE

Lesbo Lily

Lily Allen had a lesbian liaison - with twins.
She told the Gay Times magazine: "I did once kiss identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them."
While the singer says this was her sole sexual encounter with women, she admits to having lesbian fantasies "a lot" adding, "I do have wet dreams - lesbian dreams - quite a lot."
more HERE

Related:
Lily Allen to play a vampire in new horror film

Happy Birthday Linda Blair

Grandpa?

London, England - Businessman Michael Mason, 66, was a married father of four with 11 grandchildren but has since become Michelle after decades of wishing to be female.
Michelle has just had a facelift at the Nilam Patel Aesthetics Clinic in Milton Keynes, where a spokesman said: "As far as we are aware Michelle is the oldest person in Britain to have the full sex swap."
She has now fallen in love with a 70-year-old former local Conservative Party chairman. "He is my rock and the love of my life and I hope that by this time next year we will be living together," she said.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Diane Lane

Let's Do It Again

President Barack Obama took the advice of constitutional lawyers and retook the oath of office Wednesday that Chief Justice John Roberts flubbed the first time around. more HERE

Nominations for 81st Academy Awards

Best Motion Picture of the Year

• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Frost/Nixon
• Milk
• The Reader
• Slumdog Millionaire

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

• Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
• Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
• Sean Penn, Milk
• Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

• Josh Brolin, Milk
• Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
• Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
• Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
• Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

• Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
• Angelina Jolie, Changeling
• Melissa Leo, Frozen River
• Kate Winslet. The Reader
• Meryl Streep, Doubt

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

• Amy Adams, Doubt
• Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
• Viola Davis, Doubt
• Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler

all the nominations are HERE

T-Shirt of the Week

Overwhelming requests from customers indicate they love Barnes' Varmint Grenade ad campaign featuring a helmeted prairie dog dug into his foxhole. If you want something fun to wear as varmint season approaches, order this new Varmint Grenade T-Shirt featuring the pugnacious prairie dog HERE

Smile Away

Miley's not-so-smiley

more unfortunate celebrity photos HERE

The Virtual Shoe Museum

The Virtual Shoe Museum was initiated in 2004. Once the idea was born, a long search began for designers, photographers and publishers connected to shoes. Soon, the site filled with loads of material on fantastic(?) shoes, art and design on shoes.
see HERE

Role Playing Gone Awry

99 Women

No. 11: Heidi Klum...a girl with a strong back

AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women is an annual list compiled by AM readers and staff, ranking the famous females deemed to be the year's most alluring.
the rest are HERE

...where it lands, nobody knows

First Camel Toe Report of 2009

click the pic

The Inevitable

The one-time "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is making headlines again, and this time she didn't have to shoot anyone to do it.
The 34-year-old Fisher is starring in an “explicit” pornographic pay-per-view special, "Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed."
The film became available on January 12th, and will continue its run through February.
more HERE

Brooke Hogan Sucks With or Without You

Brooke Hogan “covered” Kelly Clarkson’s new song “My Life Would Suck Without You” and failed miserably. And by covered, we mean she tried to remove Kelly’s vocals from the track and sing louder than her while recording it. Did we mention she's tone deaf, can't hold a note and is dumber than knotted pine? Making matters worse, ...her tits don't even make an appearance in the clip...if they did we could have focused and she may have had a monster hit on her hands.
Are you listening Kelly?

Rivers Cuomo Was Scared

Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer, guitarist and songwriter of the rock band Weezer, has released a solo set of at-home demos called Alone and Alone II. The CDs feature demo versions of songs from Weezer's albums, as well as a few original songs and outtakes not heard before.
In March 2008, Cuomo asked fans to submit song ideas via a collaborative project on YouTube called "Let's Write A Sawng." The project featured YouTube videos of Cuomo walking fans through his process of songwriting as he worked with submissions from fans.
NPR's Terry Gross interview's Cuomo...listen HERE

Figuratively and Literally

"I don’t shoot blanks!“

Cynthia McFadden Wears the Room

The Couch, the Drapes: the Inaugural Ball Dress

ABC News reporter Cynthia McFadden attends Barack Obama's inaugural gala events dressed as a living room.
She knew she was to appear on television, right?

Indy Limo?

The GP Limo was designed and built by Michael Pettipas which can carry 6 passengers and GP Limo site claims the car was actually shooting for a top speed of 300 mph. Designer and builder Michael Pettipas wants GP Limo to beat the Bugatti Veyron's 253 mph record for a street legal vehicle.

Britney Inspires

She was once nicknamed ‘Chunk’ by her stepfather, but Bianca Gascoigne has shed the excess pounds and is keen to show it off.
And who better to emulate than Britney Spears, who is fast regaining her own toned figure and famous killer abs?
In a photo shoot for Closer magazine, Bianca, 22, does a striking impression of the pop star.
more HERE

Facebook or Face Time?

Retreating behind a digital veil started long before the Internet existed, with the advent of answering machines enabling them to convey information without forcing them to interact.
Facebook provides a constant flow of primarily useless information via short updates from everyone a user knows: a distant cousin is glad he skipped the cheeseburger chowder; a colleague has a new book on sale; a close friend is engaged or newly single; it seems silly and impersonal.
Yet for many users, Facebook somehow remains distinctly personal.
TIME article HERE

Ready, Aim...

Borat's Bride to Be

In this stunning photo shoot for Allure magazine, Ilsa Fisher shows off the svelte figure which attracted her fiance Sacha Baron Cohen.
In the accompanying interview, the Australian actress reveals she is getting closer to marrying the Ali G and Borat comedian.
more HERE

...In with the New

Out with the Old...

Inaugural Speeches Past

Executive Oath of Office: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” —United States Constitution, Article II, Section 1, Clause 8
Speeches made by newly elected presidents reflect the country's times and visions for America's future. Watch and listen to collected inaugural addresses made since Franklin D. Roosevelt arrived at the White House amid the depths of the Great Depression more than three-quarters of a century ago HERE
transcripts from 1 to 43 HERE

Free Krispy Kreme Doughnut Today

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts’ Inauguration Day promotion on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, is offering one, free doughnut of a customer’s choice at participating Krispy Kreme locations nationwide. No purchase is necessary. The promotion allows customers to commemorate Inauguration Day by selecting one free doughnut of any variety at local participating stores. On Election Day, November 4, 2008, Krispy Kreme ran a promotion that provided customers with one free star-shaped doughnut at stores nationwide. The Inauguration Day promotion is not about any social or political issue.

Yes We Can Can

the Original

the Remix

Inauguration Day 2009

Let It Sink In...

t-shirt available HERE

Feelin' Good in the Neighborhood

At Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam, a waxen Barack Obama watches as a figure of George Bush is moved outside to the sidewalk. Workers added a set of packed bags.

With Obama's election, expatriates Say, there's a new attitude abroad. Instead of challenges on Iraq and WMDs, they're met with hugs and good wishes.
more HERE

The Casual Friday Shirt

...for that guy who refuses to wear a tie!
available HERE

Bush by the Numbers...

See them HERE

Basking in Bilson

10 HOT MOMENTS IN RACHEL BILSON'S CAREER HERE

Tearing Into Bush

Brazilian Tranny Steals the Show

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Rio closed its main fashion event of the year with less attention to the clothes than the model - a transgender actress.
Patricia Araujo received a standing ovation after parading along the runway for the Complexo B brand late on Friday, ending the week-long event in a city that delights in shocking the prudish.
more HERE
NSFW pics HERE
MySpace HERE

Design your own Converse

begin creating HERE

Sci-Fi Sirens

A very concise list with detailed information and video of the Top 50 sexy sci-fi costumes can be found HERE

Wear the Bear

Sebastian Errazuriz made a coat for people who can’t part with their stuffed animal for just one second...
see HERE (click on Limited Edition > Fashion > Coat N2)

Hot Deity On a Chilean Catwalk

SANTIAGO, Chile - A prominent fashion designer has sparked outrage in Chile by dressing up models like the Virgin Mary -- in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts.
The Roman Catholic Church condemned Ricardo Oyarzun's plans for a show featuring the models, and a conservative group tried unsuccessfully to block it in court.
Oyarzun said he had received telephone threats and had excrement smeared on his doorstep.
Reuters report HERE
pics HERE

Neck Noose: Tie to Die for...

Detailed rope print begins where the tie is knotted, so it looks as if you have a nice tidy rope around your neck.
available HERE

A Collection of Maids

go HERE

The Money Shot

a lot more HERE and HERE

Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2009

Many civil rights leaders and prominent African-American activists who came to Washington, D.C., almost 46 years ago for Martin Luther King, Jr.'s March on Washington are returning to D.C. to witness President-elect Barack Obama's historic inauguration. more HERE
More than two-thirds of African-Americans believe Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for race relations has been fulfilled. more HERE
holiday info HERE
Barack Obama Essay: Martin Luther King Day is HERE

Conform to the Form of Feris

more HERE

Channel Changing Ray Gun

What could be better than a ray gun? A ray gun that changes the TV Channel.
available HERE

Boys Will Be Girls

Evolution is being distorted by pollution, which damages genitals and the ability to father offspring, says new study.
The male gender is in danger, with incalculable consequences for both humans and wildlife, startling scientific research from around the world reveals.
The research – detailed in the most comprehensive report yet published – shows that a host of common chemicals is feminizing males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people.
more HERE and HERE

Toy Oddities

At albotas.com you'll discover many curious items...including strange and interesting toys...
see HERE

Wobble Approved by Apple

Remember iBoob, the iPhone app that let you shake your iPhone to make a pair of digital boobs wobble around? Well, a group of Aussie developers have taken it to the next level, letting you add wobble to photos of real breasts. What's more, Apple actually approved the app!
more HERE
Wobble iTunes link HERE

American Apparel Dirty 30

Best Week Ever took the liberty to showcase 30 American Apparel ads that they claim are the 'porniest'...see HERE
...but we think they missed a couple...see HERE

Custom Chandeliers

Made from high quality Italian glass mosaic and Bohemian crystal, these mosaics and chandeliers are hand crafted, custom-made works of art, tailored to a person's personal taste and specifications.
more HERE

Joaquin Around Rap

When Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from acting, who knew he would pursue a career as a rapper!
Last fall, the Academy Award nominee said he was quitting acting, proudly displaying the words "Bye" and "Good" that he had scrawled across his knuckles. The disheveled star added that he'd be trying to launch a music career.
Joaquin is working on a rap album that will be produced by none other than music mogul P.Diddy. His first live performance as a hip-hop artist took place at Lavo, a Las Vegas club on Friday night. Additionally, his brother-in-law — fellow Oscar nominee Casey Affleck — will direct a documentary about Joaquin's attempt to become a rapper. Filming began at Friday's show.
Joaquin — who's rumored to have fallen off the wagon — has been struggling to hold it together since the death of his friend Heath Ledger last January. Joaquin's brother River also died of a drug overdose, in 1993, and when Heath passed, a source says, "All those bad feelings flooded back. He flipped out."
more HERE

A Fool and Our Money

It is hard to imagine that one U.S. presidency could leave more wreckage than George W. Bush's did during his eight years in the White House.
The outgoing administration has presided over 8 years of disasters and crises with some of the biggest price tags the nation has ever seen.
George W. Bush's presidency cost the country about $11.5 trillion, if we estimate liberally.
more HERE and HERE

Badass Wannabe

AnnaLynne McCord says she likes “strong female roles,” but she’s not talking about Meryl Streep territory. “Badass girls,” she clarifies. “With guns and a Ducati.” Ah. Well, there are no guns or Ducatis on 90210, but there she is—to her great amusement—playing the bitch.
The 21-year-old brings her talents to theaters in Fired Up, as the requisite evil cheerleader.
Miss McCord steams up the pages of GQ magazine February 2009.
pics HERE

Burnin' Benjies

These Money to Burn Fire Starters are a smoldering sensation around any fireplace or campfire! Pretend you have money to burn by lighting your fire with a fake roll of $100's. Impress friends and family with your phony wealth by starting a fire with these "Benjamins" coated in slow-burning wax so they stay lit until the firewood catches.
get yours HERE

Horny Hottie Hormone

Women with high levels of a key sex hormone are judged more attractive by themselves and others, and may be more inclined to cheat on their partners, according to a study published Wednesday.
University of Texas psychologists found that women with high concentrations of the hormone oestradiol were likelier to flirt, kiss and have a serious affair outside an established relationship.
In a study published in the British journal Biology Letters, the duo described the behavior as "opportunistic serial monogamy" and not related to one-night stands.
more HERE

Balloon Bunny Bop

A Little Salve On the Buttocks

Remember When...?

Miffed by Muffin Top

Retro Meets Real Life

Amusing remake of retro gaming such as Donkey Kong, Yoshi Island, Advance Wars, Street Fighter and many others on real backgrounds can be found HERE

The Art of Footsies

Walter Martin and Paloma Muñoz have been collaborating since 1993 to produce some excellent examples of sassy sculpture for private collections as well as public art. Their shoe/feet combinations are off-putting, and indeed, a lot of their work presents unexpected anatomical reminders or intrusions. But it is their sense of humor that pushes forward the twists, and it is difficult to keep the corner's of one's mouth from rising up in appreciation.
more of their work HERE

Exclusive: Metallica Attending Obama Swearing In

Yes, that's right, the heavy metal giants are in Washington for the big January 20th shindig...
This of course on the heels of their induction announcement into the class of 2009 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Related:
Stooges snubbed by Hall

Boy George Can...and...in The Can

Related:
15 Months in Jail for Boy George

Electric Art

This image was based on an illustration. Features, such as eyes, eyebrows, lips and cheekbones, were etched with individual body shapes. In the studio photographer Andreas Smetana recreated the illustration in parts by shooting groups of naked talent. Electric Art took these and put it back together to create this image.
more HERE

Full Frontal Madonna for Sale

Christie's auction house says a 30-year-old nude photo of Madonna, which earned her a $25 modeling fee, is expected to sell for at least $10,000. The full frontal image was taken by Lee Friedlander and appeared in Playboy in 1985.
Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander's newspaper ad seeking a nude model in 1979. Six photos from the shoot were sold to Playboy and the one up for auction Feb. 12 might just be the most explicit one.
Another photo of Madonna, by Helmut Newton, is also in the auction. In that shot, she is wearing lingerie.
more HERE
info/bid HERE

Gin & Titonic

You get 4 ocean liners and 4 icebergs — just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet for a perfect party.
sink one in your drink HERE

Fair and Balanced Boobs

Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan presented the “Jury System Bra”, designed as a scale and inspired by the image of Lady Justice at their headquarters in November 2008 in Tokyo, Japan. Unfortunately, Triumph's bra judge system is not for sale.
more pics HERE
8 More Bizarre Bras from Triumph Japan HERE

Beheading by Chanel

Two or three guillotines would probably be enough. Perhaps one on Wall Street, one on the Mall in the District of Columbia... This guillotine bearing the Chanel logo is designed by artist Tom Sachs. Not only advertising rights be sold to a luxury company, but it would serve as a reminder to the greedy and unscrupulous that the path to luxury is fraught with peril if one wanders off the righteous path, and infringes on the paths of others—and that society has the right and power to curtail and correct such a course.
GQ's Glenn O'Brien's comments HERE

Hot to Trot

Rancho is the new ankle pony boot style with well made wood wedge and original horseshoe iron. Comfortable shape for easy walking. Made in real leather, transparent lining and totally handmade.
available HERE

Posh Gets Scary

Victoria Beckham has followed in the footsteps of her soccer star husband David Beckham by modeling a fashion giant's lingerie line in a £12 million advertising campaign for Emporio Armani underwear.
Thing is: she resembles the Bride of Frankenstein...seems Posh is becoming more Scary every day.
the pics are HERE

Warm Snake Rug

A handknotted snake shaped rug, hides a cable that heats up, warming a cold floor. Buttons on the side make it possible to fix the snake in different positions.
Created by Britta Knüppel and Verena Kern. Since 2007 they've been working together as Otto von Quast in Berlin, Germany.
a little more HERE

Lily Allen's Third Nipple

Citibank wins judgment against Ed McMahon

Citibank has won an $180,000 judgment against Ed McMahon.
A judge in Santa Monica ruled Thursday that McMahon owes the bank for debt incurred over four years.
Citibank sued the former "Tonight Show" sidekick in June. McMahon never responded, and the Judge finally ended the case.
more HERE

Welcome to FANTASY ISLAND...

vibrating duck available HERE

Katie Catches Fire?