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Madonna and Guy Sale Fail

A painting of Madonna, shown nude on a bed with her former husband Guy Ritchie, failed to sell yesterday at an auction. The picture by Peter Howson, “Madonna & Guy,” had been expected to fetch between 15,000 pounds ($24,300) and 22,000 pounds at the Scottish auction house McTear’s.
more HERE

Sex, Lies & Catholicism

DUBLIN, Ireland - The Catholic orders responsible for abusing Ireland's poorest children say they're struggling to come up with money to help their victims. Yet investigations into their net worth paint a very different picture - that of nuns and brothers with billions' worth of carefully sheltered assets worldwide.
more HERE

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Kate's Kookbook

Kate Gosselin has plenty on her plate, but that isn't stopping her from publishing a new cookbook.
Her third book, Love Is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, is due to hit stores Oct. 13, 2009.
Kate will write about "how to craft family traditions that create happy memories." Right! ...like yelling at her husband in front of everyone, or getting it on with her bodyguard?!
more HERE and HERE

Kenny G and his son Kenny G

Kenneth Gorelick's -- aka Kenny G's -- son Max is only 15, but the kid is already a clone of his father ... minus the "mature" hairline and world record for longest note ever recorded on a saxophone.
video HERE

Tattoos of the Brooklyn Bridge

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Mistresses of Hollywood

Billy Crudup reportedly ended his seven-year relationship with Mary-Louise Parker to be with presumed good-girl, Claire Danes while Parker was seven months pregnant with their child.
more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"I would hate to actually spend a real night in a museum. All those ancient fossils and dusty old bones ... if I wanted that, I'd watch '60 Minutes.'"
-- Craig Ferguson

Happy Birthday Big Ben

Defiantly low-tech yet accurate to the second, London's Big Ben is having its 150th birthday, its Victorian chimes carrying the sound of Britain into the 21st century.
Big Ben first began keeping time May 31, 1859.
more HERE

My 5th Grade Teacher : Mrs. Ham

Sex with Ducks

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing a pro-gay marriage song 'Sex with Ducks' in response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalizing gay marriage would lead to legalizing sex with ducks.

Dog-O-Matic

When a dog comes home from a walk filthy and smelling of something unmentionable, the temptation sometimes is to throw the darn thing in the washing machine.
Well, now you can. An entrepreneur has come up with the Dog-O-Matic, a mini car-wash that transforms pets from filthy to fluffy in half an hour.
more HERE

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Adam Lambert Discusses Pink Elephant

The three of them always enjoy the beach...

Costume of the Month

Jessica Simpson Returns to Bad TV

Jessica 'County Fair' Simpson will travel the world to find out what different cultures consider beautiful. The show is called 'The Price of Beauty' and her spokespeople confirmed it, but wouldn't give up any details.
Apparently, one source said that Jessica will even try "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful."
...somehow the image of Joe Rogan returning to host as he goes one on one with Jessica in 'Fear Factor Goes to Hell' come to mind...
more HERE

Hey Big Fat Greek Guy

Jane Fryer joins 'Stavros Flatley' or father Demetri and son Lagi Demetrious as they prep for the big show
'Yes! That's it! Brilliant - you've got it!' says 13-year-old Lagi, as we all join in. 'Now let's do the chainsaw.'
Er, the chainsaw? 'I invented it - so it's easy. You just wiggle your hips and pump one arm up and down like you're starting a chainsaw. That's it - but wiggle the other way or you'll get twisted. That's it. Brilliant! Brilliant!'
watch their performance HERE

Mystery Boobs Revealed

And now the mystery of the cleavage on the recent M&S 'We Boobed!' campaign is finally solved.
The now-famous cleavage that has caused such a storm in a D cup belongs to 23-year-old Islington model Natalie Suliman.
As well as forming a campaign to promote the new range of quality silk underwear for M&S, the photograph was chosen by M&S for the ad apologizing to the nation for charging £2 on bras above a DD cup, hence the worldwide coverage of the shots.
more w/pics HERE

Lady GaGa Gets Dirty with 'Paparazzi'

Lady GaGa certainly likes to make a statement, and her latest video is no exception.
The clip for new single Paparazzi sees the singer engage in a passionate clinch with three blonde men.
At first glance the long-haired trio could be mistaken for women, who bear a resemblance to Lady GaGa herself. ...which begs the question: is it ego or just fucking yourself?
more HERE

Ignorant Newspaper Prints Presidential Death Threat

There have been jokes about watermelon and fried chicken, and sent emails containing racist slurs. And now a personal ad in a Pennsylvania newspaper has called for his assassination.
President Barack Obama's milestone presidency has brought out its fair share of racists and hateful misfits, evident in an ad placed in the Times-Observer of Warren, in northwest Pennsylvania, earlier this week.
The ad in Thursday's paper read: "May Obama follow in the steps of Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy!" All four presidents were assassinated in office.
The paper apologized on Friday, calling it an oversight. Its publisher said the advertising staff didn't make the historical connection between the five men.
more HERE

Related:
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Drunk Tattoos are FOREVER

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Wikipedia Bans Church of Scientology

Wikipedia has banned the Church of Scientology from editing any articles. It’s a punishment for repeated and deceptive editing of articles related to the controversial religion. The landmark ruling comes from the inner circle of a site that prides itself on being open and inclusive. In a 10-1 ruling Thursday, the site’s arbitration council voted to ban users coming from all IP addresses owned by the Church of Scientology and its associates, and further banned a number of editors by name.
more HERE

...hummm...a cult disguised as an organized religion spreading falsehoods in an attempt to brainwash and indoctrinate? ...like that's never happened before!

New Torture Device

Dick & Dubya Differ

Former President George W. Bush is sticking by his promise to leave President Barack Obama alone — prompting some second-guessing by allies of Vice President Dick Cheney, who is determined to confront the new president.
Bush has stuck to his memorable declaration that he owes Obama his silence, while Cheney continues to grant colorful interviews in which he warns that the Democrat’s policies are making the country less safe.
One Cheney supporter referred to “confusion” and “bewilderment” among conservatives that Bush has not taken the same tack.
more HERE

Related:
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10 Stripping Starlets

8. Roselyn Sanchez, Yellow

9 more w/video links HERE

Note to Self: My Toenails Hurt!

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Phil Spector Conviction

Phil Spector gets 19 years to life for actress' murder
In a quiet end to the 6-year-old case, the legendary music producer is told that he will not be eligible for parole until 2028, when he would be 88.
It was a quiet end to a legal proceeding that has intrigued the public since February 3, 2003, when actress Lana Clarkson was shot to death in the foyer of Spector's mansion.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Parents' Preferred Pokémon Ride

Problem child? ...No Problem!

Meet Chicken Mouse

If you live in western Pakistan, you probably won't be impressed. They're all over the place there. But the Pigmy Jerboa qualifies as a pretty amazing animal. And the rest of the world saw very little of them until a video was posted on YouTube --- and is now all over the Web.

Chicken Mouse needs a Reality Series...

Can you catch anything doin' this...?

we can hear the logic now:
" ...first we all jump in the pool with our clothes on, then we come into the house, turn on the air conditioning, guzzle a lot of booze and swap copious amounts of eachothers' spit for a few hours...then it gets really interesting..."

Woof!

Window to the Soul?

Hop, Skip & Jump...for Mankind

The Air Trekkers are 3-foot long jumping stilts with an aluminum frame & carbon-fiber springs. Just put them on, and, as they say, the world is your trampoline. Priced from $270. The company claims that, if you wear it, you can jump up to 10 feet high and run up to 20 miles per hour.
available HERE

Priest Switches Teams

Canellis: "...religious men make me horny."

MIAMI, Florida — A Roman Catholic priest who admitted this month that he was torn between two loves — his church and his girlfriend — announced his choice on Thursday.
The priest, the Rev. Alberto Cutié, said he was joining the Episcopal Church and planning to marry his girlfriend of two years, who was also becoming an Episcopalian.
In a private ceremony inside the cathedral, Father Cutié, 40, and his fiancée, priest fetishist Ruhama Buni Canellis, 35, were received into the Episcopal Church.
Father Cutié’s announcement came just weeks after photos of him appeared in the pages of a popular Spanish-language tabloid kissing Ms. Canellis on a Florida beach.
New York Times report HERE
video HERE

Eggsighting...

Docta Peppa

Dr. Dre’s forthcoming album Detox has been delayed so long and is so eagerly anticipated, it’s starting to earn comparisons to another long-in-the-making project: Guns n’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy. Now the two albums are linked by an unlikely third party, Dr. Pepper. The soda company that famously egged on Axl Rose by offering a free can to everyone in America should Rose’s LP surface in 2008 is now partnering with Dre to offer a sneak peek of Detox in a commercial that will begin airing June 1st.
Rolling Stone article HERE
video & more HERE

Boobification

Crusader Rumsfeld

on the morning of Thursday, April 10, 2003, Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon prepared a top-secret briefing for George W. Bush. This document, known as the Worldwide Intelligence Update, was a daily digest of critical military intelligence so classified that it circulated among only a handful of Pentagon leaders and the president; Rumsfeld himself often delivered it, by hand, to the White House. The briefing’s cover sheet generally featured triumphant, color images from the previous days’ war efforts: On this particular morning, it showed the statue of Saddam Hussein being pulled down in Firdos Square, a grateful Iraqi child kissing an American soldier, and jubilant crowds thronging the streets of newly liberated Baghdad. And above these images, and just below the headline secretary of defense, was a quote that may have raised some eyebrows. It came from the Bible, from the book of Psalms: “Behold, the eye of the Lord is on those who fear Him…To deliver their soul from death.” ...there were more to come...
GQ broke the story...see HERE
the documents are HERE

WOW! ...evil begets evil

Masking Pandemic

Perhaps it’s just a precautionary step, but we are ready to fight it in style and for a good cause. In an attempt to lighten up the global paranoia that has set in, artist Irina Blok, has produced these fun and cheerful surgical masks for $10 dollars each with proceeds going to an honorable charity, Children International, to help children and families in times of crisis.
available HERE

Jon & Kate Plus $10 Million

Reality TV morons Jon and Kate Gosselin may be headed for a nasty $10 million divorce, reports National Enqurier.
“Jon said their goal is to be legally separated by July 15 because Kate wants to move on quickly,” an insider reveals. “Jon is going to push for half of their money, but Kate is determined to hang on to as much as she can — and they’re worth more than you think… Needless to say, there’s a small fortune at stake here and they are 8 little mouths that feed KATE and JON with cash flow... — easily $10 million. And Jon and Kate will be fighting over it like cats and dogs!”
TLC says it has plans to renew Jon & Kate Plus 8, which kicked off its fifth season on Monday to a record 9.8 million viewers - more than double the show’s previous series high.
“The show’s ratings have grown consistently, as there has been interest in these real-life issues of this real-life family,” TLC said in a statement to E! News. “We will continue to air as the interest continues, and the family wants to do it.”

WOW! even at the height of being exploited and exploiting their own children, these two shameless exhibitionists...no...masochists...are willing to move forward exposing their pathetic slide into debauchery and greed...

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Susan Swears Herself into Safe House

Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day.
She stunned Britain's Got Talent fans, contestants and their families before going into meltdown later in front of hundreds of hotel guests.
There were fearsthat the pressure was getting to the show favorite.
Cops intervened after Susan, 48, went berserk in the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London when two strangers set out to "wind her up".
more HERE
There was talk of Susan quitting the show because of negative 'sniping'
Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle has been moved to a "safe house" as she prepares for Saturday's final.
One judge, Piers Morgan, confirmed that she had become so "distraught" at negative media headlines this week that she almost quit the ITV show.
more on that HERE

Openly Gay Recount?

cute couple?

The New York Times published an American Idol conspiracy theory report.
The claim is that AT&T dropped by several Idol viewing parties in Arkansas that were organized by fans of Kris Allen, who was the winner of the show last week, to teach partygoers how to send "power texts." Power texting allows you to send 10 or more texts at once just by pressing one button. AT&T, who is the only carrier you can use to send votes by text, also gave partyers phones to use.
AT&T confirms that they did have company representatives at two parties after the final performance episode last week. They said: “In Arkansas, we were invited to attend the local watch parties organized by the community. A few local employees brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested.”

So why would AT&T and Idol do this? One theory is that they didn't want a guy who wears makeup and dresses like a midnight showing of Rocky Horror at 9am to win...which is silly 'cause that guy will probably generate copious amounts of cash...

oh, and this...
Adam Lambert Is Openly Gay, Says Kara DioGuardi

Spit out the seeds and GET A LIFE...

This just in from Lady GaGa...

Seems she's upset and rambling on Facebook...

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Tom Sizemore Arrested

Troubled actor and perennial CWW favorite Tom Sizemore has been arrested in Los Angeles on an outstanding warrant for drug charges.
The Saving Private Ryan star was taken into custody shortly after midnight on Thursday morning after police were called to investigate a report of domestic violence in Hollywood.
When police arrived at the scene, Sizemore was found in the area with a pal and after being quizzed by cops, they discovered there was a $25,000 warrant out for the star's arrest.
According to TMZ.com, a police search found Sizemore and his friend in possession of narcotics - and they were subsequently arrested and booked for the crime.

Tennis Tits in Transition

STUNNING Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants a boob job to reduce the size of her massive mixed double DDs.
Buxom smasher Simona, 17, has been way...way out in front in junior internationals where her amazing eye-popping form has won her an army of lecherous fans.
But the 5ft 5ins sports star has told how she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back...and perhaps hurting her back.
more HERE

This smells like a WINNER...

You have crazy ass rednecks, hellbent on revenge. You have a crazy ass creature, roaming wild and lethal, unseen by it’s victims until it’s too late. You have a kinda crazy-ass group of good friends, together for a weekend getaway of partying, and maybe even a little soul searching.
more HERE
official website HERE

STD Roulette

I would say I'm dirty, yeah.

Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans, they're living their lives in a whirlwind of fucking and sucking stranger's dicks and pussies, sans protection, all over the place.
Of course, random sex every night with strangers in nightclub toilets is extremely invigorating, but the downside of this is that cases of chlamydia are up by 190 per cent in the last eight years. Even worse, syphilis, which can make your face peel off like a leper, is up by 1,062 per cent.
VICE magazine article HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"I can't believe Dick Cheney. He keeps giving speeches, and he's appearing on TV news shows. It's like he thinks he's still president."
-- Jay Leno

Obama at Hollywood Fundraiser

The Freshman

A public that wants to know everything about Barack Obama can thank Lisa Jack for a glimpse of what the future president was like when he was just another college freshman trying to cut a figure in this world -- with a partly unbuttoned Oxford shirt, a big Panama hat and puffs of cigarette smoke as his props of choice for projecting that coveted aura of post-adolescent confidence and cool.
pics HERE
story HERE

Love Doesn't Pay

American Express wants Courtney Love to leave home without it.
The financial services firm sued the musician in Los Angeles on Wednesday, alleging she owes more than $350,000 in unpaid charges and other fees on her AmEx Gold card.
The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court, seeks $352,059.67 for the unpaid balance, damages, attorney's fees and late charges, and says Love's charging privileges were suspended after she "failed and refused" to make payments.
more HERE

Sex and the Thinking Girl

...are you sure it's not a gay magazine?

Men's magazines regularly mix aspirational and intelligent content with high-brow erotica, but women, Suraya Singh feels, are being left out. Which is why she decided to quit her job and set up a magazine herself.
Next week she will launch Filament, a self-funded quarterly erotica magazine that is squarely aimed at turning women on.
Marketed as "the thinking woman's crumpet", the first issue features a semi-naked man in a praying position on its cover. Inside, artistic photoshoots of scantily clad male models are juxtaposed next to erotic short stories and erudite articles on off-beat topics such as the merits of being a geek. And if you tire of the sex, there's always a recipe for spicy celeriac bake to keep you busy.
more HERE

Happy 100th : Dolores Hope

Bob Hope's widow, Dolores Hope, has celebrated her 100th birthday with friends and family at the Hope estate in Toluca Lake, California
more HERE

GaGa for Girl on Girl

seduction technique

Watch out, Katy Perry: there’s a new princess of pop who kisses girls for real...
Lady GaGa tells Rolling Stone she’s bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It’s an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends “uncomfortable,” she says.
Rolling Stone article HERE

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Jokin' Joe

Vice President Biden is about to find out how well his boss can take a joke.
The vice president razzed the commander-in-chief Wednesday while speaking at the Air Force Academy commencement ceremony in Colorado, poking fun at President Obama's known affinity for his Teleprompter.
Biden made the crack about Obama's crutch after a strong gust of wind blew over one of the vice president's Teleprompters. Biden was talking about Colorado's thin air at the time and when he heard the crash, he added, "and the strong winds."
Then he said: "What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his Teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?"
The crowd laughed at the joke made at the expense of the absent president, who was in Las Vegas at the time.
Presumably, that line was not on the Teleprompter.
more HERE
video HERE

Trimmed Bush = Taller Tree

Big Blob of Nevada

Hidden beneath the U.S. West's Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
The Great Basin consists of small mountain ranges separated by valleys and includes most of Nevada, the western half of Utah and portions of other nearby states.
While studying the area, John West of Arizona State University (ASU) and his colleagues found evidence of a large cylindrical blob of cold material far below the surface of central Nevada.
more HERE

Recession Oppression

Global economic troubles are fueling a human-rights crisis, Amnesty International warned as it released its "Report 2009: State of the World's Human Rights" on Thursday.
"Billions of people are suffering from insecurity, injustice and indignity," a spokesperson added. "This crisis is about shortages of food, jobs, clean water, land and housing, and also about deprivation and discrimination, growing inequality, xenophobia and racism, violence and repression across the world."
more HERE

Katie Holmes, Now and in 2020