STD Roulette

I would say I'm dirty, yeah.

Most British straight people think that getting AIDS is even more impossible than paying back their student loans, they're living their lives in a whirlwind of fucking and sucking stranger's dicks and pussies, sans protection, all over the place.
Of course, random sex every night with strangers in nightclub toilets is extremely invigorating, but the downside of this is that cases of chlamydia are up by 190 per cent in the last eight years. Even worse, syphilis, which can make your face peel off like a leper, is up by 1,062 per cent.
VICE magazine article HERE