R.I.P.: Dave Stevens

Dave Stevens, the comic book artist and commercial illustrator who created the hero the Rocketeer and was famous for his ’50s-pinup-style renderings of women, died in Turlock, California, on March 10. He was 52.
New York Times obit HERE
official website HERE
art books available HERE

Send a Log...

Send yours HERE.

Happy Bleedin' Birthday Angus!

Rick Flair Retires...whoooo hoooo!

Rolling Stoned

Keith Richards "...smokes weed all the time."

The Rolling Stones guitarist - who was treated for heroin addiction in the late 1970's - admits he still loves getting high on cannabis, but no longer dabbles in hard drugs.

Richards said, "I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the time. There, you've got it. "But that's all I take, all I do. I do smoke and I've got some really good hash."

Referring to his heavy drug use in the 1960s and 1970s, he added, "People thought I was going to die. I never did - as you can see. The drugs? Oh yeah, they were great. "Now I'm on medication. Drugs now? It's a dodgy subject."

Keith's substance abuse earned him a notorious reputation as a hell raiser. The 64-year-old rocker was arrested on five separate occasions for drug-related offenses, and at one point was believed to have regular full-body blood transfusions to clean out his system.
more HERE

Last year, Keith claimed to have snorted his late father's ashes.

Is it a stretch to envision a Willie Nelson/Keith Richards Tour this summer...

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Global Warming Impact: Lake Tahoe

A new UC Davis study predicts that climate change will irreversibly alter water circulation in Lake Tahoe, radically changing the conditions for plants and fish in the lake.
The likelihood that when the lakes' oxygen is gone, phosphorus that is currently locked up in the lake-floor sediments will get released. This phosphorus will eventually reach the lake's surface, where it will fuel algal growth. Algae blooms can cause many problems, including reduced lake clarity, unpleasant odors and bad-tasting drinking water.
Lake Tahoe will essentially turn blue to green...
the story is HERE

Dancing with the...

The Lopez cash machine

Jennifer Lopez's husband Marc "Skeletor"Anthony has given her a $300,000 diamond ring to celebrate the birth of their twins.
It cost $1.4 million to give birth in a birthing suite at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital
They hired exclusive Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor to design a nursery in the couple's Puerto Rican estate.

They received $6 million for the first photo shoot with her babies

The kids have a masseuse and color therapist.

Jennifer bought two Shetland ponies for Max and Emme, along with diamond-encrusted rattles, 600 thread count Egyptian cotton for the baby's cots and designer babygros for the nursery wing in her Los Angeles home.
story is HERE

All of that without a single piece of acting or singing talent...they should just buy NEVERLAND RANCH and get it over with...

Breast Game Origins

Breasts have become a huge factor and trend in the world of gaming; it’s quite interesting how this whole trend started.
read about it HERE

WETTEN DASS DOSE

Provocative Protest Panties

U.K. human rights charity Reprieve had been accused of smuggling undies to a prisoner held at Guantánamo Bay...So together with Reprieve founder Clive Stafford Smith, Joe Corre conceived the "Fair Trial My Arse" panties, now on sale at Agent Provocateur stores in the United States and United Kingdom.
more HERE

Major League Porno Collection

55,000 pornos... That's the number Hideki Matsui claims to have.
“Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly about his porno collection, reporters say, is one reason why fans and even nonfans have taken to him so much.”
more HERE
It was not clear whether Matsui had among his collection of fine porn the infamous Kazuhito Tadano gay porn video.

Love & Death

Men More Likely to Die on Anniversary of Loved One's Death
A new medical study shows just how fragile a broken heart really can be. Men, in particular, are more susceptible to suffering serious health consequences on the anniversaries marking the deaths of loved ones, especially a parent, according to new research.
the story is HERE

Ignorance is no Excuse

Speaking to a group of journalists yesterday, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice admitted that she didn’t think the war in Iraq "...would be this tough..."

...if you didn't already know she's an idiot, maybe THIS will convince you...

Now Playing: RECESSION

More teens seeking bigger breasts

The number of 18- and 19-year-olds nationwide having breast augmentations rose 15% last year...
the story is HERE

Stupid Girl

...she seems a lot more intelligent when she doesn't speak...



Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain

Random Sunday Morning Surf

TSA goes TIT for TAT

video is HERE

Liz Talks Tits

Famed columnist Liz Smith admires Nicole Kidman's bosom...
the column is HERE

Bad Pussy!

THE Pussycat Dolls have been fined for being too sexy.

The girl group - famed for their raunchy routines - must pay $3400 for flashing body parts during a concert in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, last July.
During the routine, Carmit Bachar, who has since left the group, exposed a breast while Ashley Roberts was accused of revealing her private parts after her tiny pair of shorts left little to the imagination.
story is HERE

Pick a Winner

See actual celebrities mining for gold HERE

DJ Kat Rules

See it HERE

Flim Flam Man

Apparently, Kansas is the first known location for Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie Brüno, the "sequel" to Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Officials at Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport thought they were doing a film crew a favor by letting them film a "European man" visiting America.
But when the crew stripped down to their tight short shorts and began dancing in the airport lobby, the terminal crew knew they had been duped.
the story is HERE

Jamie Lynn: The Baby Registry

Jamie Lynn's baby is coming and it appears that the 16-year-old — and her rumored fiancé Casey Aldridge — have registered in preparation for baby. But is it really the parents' wish list — or just another Internet hoax?
story is HERE
Watch Britney's lil' sister walking around a parking lot HERE

Oh...and Jamie Lynn? ...we totally SUPPRT you.

Porn Camp Weekend

Sometime this weekend, at some sexy, unknown location in Tampa Bay, a woman named Courtney Cummz will show two-dozen prospective adult filmmakers how to make a porno.
The film shoot is part of "Porn Camp," a weekend-long, $4,000-a-head seminar that'll cover everything from porn-star pay scales to set design to proper Web site design.
the story is HERE

Texas Titty Twister

U.S. transport officials expressed regret over a woman who was forced to remove her nipple rings before boarding a flight in Texas.
Mandi Hamlin (above), a 37-year-old graphic artist from Dallas, complained of being humiliated by airport staff after being ordered to remove her nipple rings with a set of pliers before boarding a plane in Lubbock, Texas.
more HERE

Fun with Photoshop: Are You Ready for the Jelly?

What Would Sigmund Freud Say?

Hulk Hogan wasted no time in getting back onto the dating scene after his wife Linda filed divorce papers to end their 24-year their marriage.
The Hulkster accompanied his new lady Jennifer McDaniel to Hollywood last night.
Photographers on the scene mistook her for Hulk's marginally talented daughter Brooke. Awkward. And slightly creepy.
more pics HERE

Picnic Table Porno

BELLEVUE, OHIO -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
the story is HERE

Paris Hilton offends Turkey

Paris Hilton offended people in Turkey by showing off her belly dancing skills on the country’s national television. more HERE
pics HERE

Jessica Simpson is Hiding Something

Doomsday Fears Spark Lawsuit

The builders of the world's biggest particle collider are being sued in federal court over fears that the experiment might create globe-gobbling black holes or never-before-seen strains of matter that would destroy the planet.
'THE PLANET' meaning EARTH
the story is HERE

Job Market Forecast

Rolling Stones Welcome

More than four decades after their 1964 gig at the Empress Ballroom finished in a riot, The Rolling Stones are finally being allowed back into Blackpool.
The band were bundled off stage as the ballroom erupted in violence, believed to have started after a member of the 7,000-strong crowd spat at guitarist Brian Jones.
A ban has effectively kept the band out of the resort ever since.
But the current council leader would like to see the situation remedied stating "...the ban is lifted. We reach out the hand of friendship. "What I am saying is: 'Come back Mick, all is forgiven.'"
BBC story HERE

The Tarantino Treatment

Happy Birthday Quentin

Femme Nylonfootslave Shoe Shop

Helen Mirren - Number 1 Nude

Dame Helen Mirren has been crowned the top naked celeb for "promoting healthy nudity".
Despite her 62 years, Helen flashed her flesh in Brit flick Calendar Girls in 2006 as well as a string of movies throughout her career.
A spokesperson for the Naturist Society said: "She's actually a naturist and goes nude sunbathing. Nude is not lewd. It is beautiful."
story is HERE
pic above from 'Savage Messiah'

Hustled Halliwell

Shots of the then-teenage Geri Halliwell (AKA Ginger Spice), posing in nothing but fishnet stockings, will make their debut in the June '08 issue of Hustler magazine.
the story is HERE
a few pics HERE

Will you Live 'till you Die?

Bad Celebrity Parent of the Week

Richie Sambora is facing possible criminal charges for child endangerment. Richie was arrested yesterday for DUI and his 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car. Ava is Richie's daughter with Heather Locklear. A woman and another minor were also in the car.

TMZ reported that Richie chose to take a blood test instead of blowing into a breathalyser. Tests results could be ready within the week. If Richie was drunk driving, he might be charged with endangering two kids.

Heather was contacted at the time of Richie's arrested and allowed the other adult in the car to drive her daughter home.

Don't Cha Wanna be a Pepper?

Somebody in marketing at Dr. Pepper is a major Axl Rose fan. The company announced that everyone in America, except estranged Guns n Roses bandmates Slash and Buckhead, will receive a free can of Dr. Pepper if Axl releases "Chinese Democracy" in 2008. Axl has been working on his "Pet Sounds/Sgt. Pepper" album for over 10 years.

A spokesperson for the company said, "It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr. Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for the perfect album." The company wants fans to get Axl to release the album already.
more HERE

Mr. Rose responded: "We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper with our album Chinese Democracy."

Finally an Eddie Murphy Home Test Kit

A take-home DNA test went on sale Tuesday at 4,363 Rite Aid drug stores throughout the United States, except for New York, because they all use condoms and know who fathered their babies.
The DNA test costs $29.95 and it contains a swab, a consent form and an envelope. The swab is used to collect saliva from baby, mommy and possible baby daddy. You then mail the swab to a lab for an additional $119. It takes 3 to 5 business days to get your results by mail, email or their online service.
more HERE

Heidi Montag is lookin' for doubles

Heidi Montag is looking for a few lookalikes to model her new fashion line, Heidiwood. Contestants must be 21, a resident of California and have all their shots and, like Heidi, must be dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless. The 9 chosen models will appear at a launch party held on April 11th in Los Angeles.
Click here to submit yourself

Happy Birthday Fergie

R.I.P. Egg McMuffin Creator

Herb Peterson, the inventor of McDonald's Egg McMuffin, passed away at the age of 89.
Herb invented the Egg McMuffin in 1972, because he loved eggs benedict. The breakfast sandwich made its debut at Herb's McDonald's franchise in Santa Barbara.
At the time of his death, he owned 6 McDonald's restaurants in the Santa Barbara area. McDonald's said he died peacefully at home.
obit HERE

Nice Boobs...

Ultimate fights expand to include kids

CARTHAGE, Missouri - The sport often derided as "human cockfighting" is branching out.
The bare-knuckle fights are now attracting competitors as young as 6 whose parents treat the sport as casually as wrestling, Little League or soccer.
story is HERE

Sea Monkeys

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

What Alka-Seltzer does to meat...
...when shot out of a cannon

F***ing Seth Rogen

Richard Widmark dies at 93

obit HERE
IMDB HERE

You give love a BAD NAME...

Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI last night in Laguna Beach, California.
'THE MAN' pulled him over before 11pm PST after they noticed he was driving wacky in his black Hummer.
In his defense, Hummers are huge and near impossible to navigate city streets in.

Richie entered rehab last year and was said to be doing well, so well he went out to celebrate it seems...
Let's blame Denise Richards for this. It's obvious.
more HERE

Katie needs The Geek Squad

Star magazine claims Katie Holmes is on the verge of a breakdown. The actress has been suffering from dizzy spells and headaches that cause her to feel faint and see black spots (they're called L RON HUBBARD seeds).
Katie's also feeling the pressure to lose even more weight even though she's robot thin.

An insider claims, "Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now. She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete." (it's hard work pretending to be REAL when you're a machine)

The insider also said that Tommy is gone for days at a time telling Katie, "You can be with me, but don't ask about it." (He is SO on MAN DATES...DUH!!!)

The insider added, "It's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick." (What does it take to call up the set designer for the Star Trek films and let him create his magic?)
it's all HERE

Paralympic Sled Hockey

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF...

U.S. Passports Outsourced - Whoo Hoo!

The United States has outsourced the manufacturing of its electronic passports to overseas companies — including one in Thailand that was victimized by Chinese espionage — raising concerns that cost savings are being put ahead of national security, an investigation by The Washington Times has found.
The first of a 3 part series HERE

Schwarzenegger terminates Eastwood

Clint Eastwood says he was surprised at his removal from the California State Parks Board in the wake of his opposition to a toll road. But he says he holds no hard feelings toward Schwarzenegger.

Los Angeles Times article is HERE

Superhero Movie spoofs Tom Cruise Scientology

Famous Obese Chef saved by layers of Fat

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme was shot...but amazingly the bullet did no damage. All that extra padding (FAT) finally paid off!
Prudhomme was cooking (DUH) at a golf course when he felt something hit his arm. That something was a .22 caliber bullet! It didn't even penetrate his skin!

Police had originally classified the incident as a shooting, but then deemed it a simple complaint. They say a .22 caliber bullet can travel almost two miles, so they may never know who fired the shot.
story is HERE

Oregon Man claims he's Pregnant

Men over 300 lbs. everywhere exclaim...ME TOO!

BEND, Oregon - An oregon man claims he is five months pregnant. The story is HERE
The Advocate article is HERE

Billy Crystal could not be reached for comment.

Nostrovia!

Fox v FCC

WASHINGTON D.C. -- The Fox Network refused to pay the federal government a $91,000 fine for indecent exposure during an episode of the defunct reality program "Married by America" in which possibly offending body parts were pixelated.
Hollywood Reporter article is HERE

Lou Lashes Out

Lou Reed is lashing out at new modes of audio technology, saying that "people have got to demand a higher standard" than current MP3 music files.
"it's like the technology is taking us backwards. It's making it easier to make things worse.
"Here's our song reduced to a pin drop—what, what, what?!" Reed explained. "It's like if no one knows any better or doesn't care, it's gonna stay on a really, really low level and people who like good sound are gonna be thought of as some kind of strange zoo animal."
more HERE

Two 93 yr. old men nabbed in undercover prostitution stings

Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.
Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer...
Milio said he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.
Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.
Prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990, when he was 75. In the latest case, he says, he was not cruising for sex: He just wanted to chat with the buxom woman who smiled at him as he drove past.
"All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."
story is HERE

Olympic Logo Announced

Clinton Pursuing 'The Tonya Harding Option'

mirror, mirror on the wall who's the most ruthless and evil of them all?

Read it HERE

Skank of Love

See more HERE

Depp is a God

Although you will never hear this story from him or his publicists, Johnny Depp recorded a personalized message for Sophie Wilkinson, a 17 year old girl who fell into a coma after being critically injured in a car accident five months ago.
Desperate to try anything that might bring his daughter back, Wilkinson's father, Andrew, wrote Depp asking for the message, explaining to Depp that he was his daughter's favorite actor and POTC was her favorite movie. And, of course, Johnny did it... In his Jack Sparrow voice.

Remarkably enough, the young girl began moving her right leg shortly after hearing the recording of Depp. The parents shed tears of joy to know that their daughter has hope of returning to life. Depp was apparently so touched with the letter written to him by Andrew, he committed himself to doing anything necessary to help out a fan and a young girl in need.
story HERE

Tex Avery Music

Music From The Tex Avery Original Soundtracks

available HERE w/music samples

Carnie's gastric bypass not working

It's okay Carnie, we like you better this way... you know, when your love handles are on the sides of your neck and while walking away from you it looks like there's a six pack of hot dogs on your neck...(writing credit: Andrew Dice Clay)

And we mean this all in a positive uplifting way...

We will meet you for lunch any day you want at PINKS
her story is HERE

Pizza Upskirts

More HERE

If a picture paints a thousand words...

Shayne hangs on...see HERE

This Weeks Episode of:

My Big Fat RedNeck Wedding...

A family source has told People that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has been showing off an engagement ring given to her by Casey Aldridge.

A La Lu Da

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

T-Shirt of the Week

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hummmmm...

The world might have many people unhappy enough to commit suicide. But the quirky and imaginative Wristcutters: A Love Story suggests there’s a special place beyond this one for those who take their own lives, and it isn’t very pretty.

The movie presents an afterlife for those who kill themselves that looks pretty dreary, full of broken-down cars rotting on roadsides, roommates obsessed with cottage cheese, cops who don’t inspire a lot of confidence, and messianic losers promising paradise if only the dead will commit suicide all over again.

Into the mucky mediocrity comes Zia (Patrick Fugit), a young man who opens his veins and ends up in this limbo for losers. There, he takes a menial job, finds an unlikely friend and meets apathetic girls in a lousy bar. The monotony of it all is broken up when Zia gets word that his girlfriend back on the mortal plane also killed herself, prompting him to take to the road in search of her.

Naturally, the trip becomes a journey in unexpected new directions including a diversion at a camp for miracles run by an eccentric (Tom Waits). Wristcutters is available on DVD beginning today.

Bet Cha...Next Week She'll be WEARING the CAT

Jeffy Whitty goes after Jay Leno

See more HERE

Top 10 Erotic Vacations

Number 8 - Porn Week

At the risk of appearing completely clueless...we really had no idea...

For those who have always wanted to combine two of the biggest genres in the entertainment industry -- reality TV and porn -- this is the ultimate erotic vacation for men. Porn Week is a global phenomenon, and the locations change every week, so you can keep on going and never get bored. Singles only.
see all 10 HERE

John Mayer to Steve Jobs: 'Help a Bro'...

Apple's number one celebrity customer, John Mayer, blogged yesterday about his iPod freezing and other random thoughts about Apple.

Mayer's iPod (apparently filled with Radiohead and the Verve) went on the down low, so he decided to tell the company about it, saying, "I've been wondering what would happen if I did file a report, and it is out of sheer curiosity that I decided to click on the blue button instead of the white one."

Note to John: CALL STEVE'S OFFICE...I BET THE REPLACEMENT SHOWS UP BEFORE YOU CAN GET TO YOUR FRONT DOOR.

John Mayer played at several Apple functions over the past couple of years.
more HERE

Big Fat Liar...

Henry Rollins on Britney Spears

During an interview with the Sun Media, Henry said that he's heard stories from different sound engineers on how Britney comes up with her sound.

Henry said, "They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together," said Rollins, who has his own talk show on IFC. "(Britney) gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

Okay, Okay..now I can sleep at night...Henry is our Yoda...

Happy Birthday Aretha

Pictured above (bottom) is the 1st runner up in the Aretha Franklin look alike contest we sponsored for her birthday...

It's my party and I'll Inject if I want to...

Priscilla Presley was just one of the celebrity victims of a doctor from Argentina who was injecting his clients with low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lube auto parts.
Dr. Daniel Serrano gave Priscilla the injections in 2003 and told her it was better than Botox. Dr. Serrano smuggled the non-FDA approved drug into the US and charged $300 to $500 per session to do this at rich peoples houses under the"PARTY" umbrella, you know the one's where white trash buy knock off designer purses an inflated prices, the difference is these "PARTIES" were at Lionel Richie's TRAILER. The feds have named him Dr. Jiffy Lube. more HERE

Anyway, the injections cause lumps, paralysis and holes. Mr. Lube was convicted last week for smuggling drugs and he's also being investigated by immigration officials and may be deported. Lionel Richie's wife, Diane Richie, was also indicted as an accomplice. Diane held injection parties at her house. She was placed on probation.

Priscilla is currently receiving corrective surgery to fix her face, and taking dance lessons.
that story is HERE

Is that a stain on her shirt?...or...?

Miley Cyrus about to become Miley Cyrus

Destiny Hope Cyrus has taken a step towards legally changing her name to the one we all know her by - Miley.
Leticia and Billy Ray, filed name change papers on March 14. Part of the process is that the Cyrus family make four public notices referring to the name change in order for it to become legal.
Today, a notice appeared in the Los Angeles Daily Journal (order # 1305084), announcing that a hearing making the name change official will take place on May 1.
more HERE

Calendar of Fire Expired

LONG BEACH, New York - A spicy pin-up calendar released by the Long Beach volunteer fire department has been banned by town officials because it shows nearly nude girls gallivanting around in city-owned gear and posing in front of city-owned equipment.
The calendar shows a dozen shapely honies clad in little more than firefighter accessories and treating fire trucks like stripper poles.
New York Post article is HERE
some pics available HERE
warning: the women are not very attractive...perhaps the town officials were wise in an attempt to thwart embarrassment and ridicule...

Steve McQueen - The King of Cool 1930-1980

The Stuff of Duff

...what has brown done for you lately?

more pics HERE

A Note from Michael Moore

Excerpts:
It would have to happen on Easter Sunday, wouldn't it, that the 4,000th American soldier would die in Iraq.
4,000 dead. Unofficial estimates are that there may be up to 100,000 wounded, injured, or mentally ruined by this war. And there could be up to a million Iraqi dead. We will pay the consequences of this for a long, long time.
A reporter from ABC News this week told Dick Cheney, in regards to Iraq, "two-thirds of Americans say it's not worth fighting." Cheney cut her off with a one word answer: "So?"

"So?" As in, "So what?" As in, "F*** you. I could care less."

Cheney spent Wednesday, the 5th anniversary of the war, not mourning the dead he killed, but fishing off the Sultan of Oman's royal yacht. So? Ask your favorite Republican what they think of that.

read the whole thing HERE

Justice Dept. Approves XM-Sirius Deal

The Justice Department approved Sirius Satellite Radio's $5 billion buyout of rival XM Satellite Radio on Monday, saying the deal was unlikely to hurt competition or consumers.
story is HERE

WHATEVER, the rest of the WORLD is watching YouTube and listening to podcasts...

Head over Heels on Wheels

Vegetable Oil

Coffee

Sliced Mushrooms!

...whatever they're selling, we'll take it!

That "...I just peed in the water..." look...

MySpace Rap

Insert your own caption HERE...

Just an IDEA...

Say the Olympic Torch Relay is coming to a town near you and you and your friends dress up as Tibetan Monks and fire squirt guns at the flame in support of a FREE TIBET...

We're just sayin'...

The Jackson Family - A Review

According to a report by the New York Post, most of the Jackson Family isn't fairing too well financially -- even some of the Jackson boys are still living at home! Check out a rundown of the current state of JACKSON.

• Michael is on the verge of losing Neverland ranch as well as the family's Encino, Calif., home. He is currently hiding out in Las Vegas.
• Marlon stocks shelves at a Von's supermarket in San Diego, and had to temporarily move into an extended-stay hotel with his wife.
• Tito formed a band and plays at small gigs for $500 to $1,500.
• Randy does odd jobs for income. He acted as Michael's business manager during the 2005 molestation trial, but ran into problems with friends after he persuaded three people to take out lines of credits against their homes to help Michael pay his attorney fees and Michael didn't bother to pay them back.
• Jackie had a failed Internet clothing business and tries to produce. He still lives at home with his parents.
• Jermaine splits time between the parents home and his girlfriend's home. He has more than $5 million in federal, state and other liens against him and a 1995 bankruptcy filing. He does not work and is still involved in a messy, protracted divorce.
• Janet is the current breadwinner of the family. She bought her mom a Vegas home in anticipation of losing the family's mansion to foreclosure.
• La Toya is all but shunned from the family for declaring Michael guilty during the 1993 molestation case. She earns a living mostly in Europe judging beauty and singing contests. She lives with a wealthy boyfriend in Beverly Hills and has little contact with her siblings.
• Rebbie married successful businessman Nathaniel Brown.
  

Father Joe still thinks the Jackson family can get it together, saying, "We can get back out there and set the world on fire. If the Rolling Stones can still rake in the money, so too can my boys."

Tenacious B's

Audrina Patridge Wants All Three Of Her Fans To Know That Those Nudie Pics Were Art...
Does a picture of a nubile, wannabe starlet standing in a bathtub surrounded by candles wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a come-hither expression qualify as art?
That's the line being pushed by Audrina Patridge, 22, after steamy if aesthetically pleasing shots taken when she was in her late teens ended up online last week. More HERE

We tried to ignore this droopy eyed, big toothed fame seeker...but, when it comes to a naked young girl with what could only be described as a 'nice rack', the forces of tabloid grab hold and disallow neglect... in other words...we saw her tits, we agreed they were fabulous, but Kristin Davis' nakedness was A-list headline material...it was just bad timing.
Audrina's ambition is tenacious though...her tits will not be denied...see them HERE

Happy Easter 2008

Zombie Jesus

watch video HERE

Eddie on Easter

Depp Does Dillinger

The latest photos of Johnny Depp filming the new movie Public Enemy are HERE

Real Public Enemies

More Hot Hot Sex

The Italian blogger who uploaded what became the most watched YouTube video of all time says he decided to kill off his mega hit after he was subjected to a torrent of abuse from viewers on the Google-owned video sharing site. more HERE
"I was fed up [with the abuse and accusations of statistical manipulation]..."
The three minute clip was a home made video remix featuring the Brazilian band Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS) and their song Music is My Hot Hot Sex.
story is HERE
the video is HERE

Naked News Bloopers

Bush Vows to attend Olympics No Matter What!

The brutal crackdown on Tibetan protesters by the Chinese government has escalated.
The monks of Kirti monastery in western China, are said to have found a 16-year-old schoolgirl among up to 23 Tibetan protesters killed when Chinese police opened fire on Sunday. Her body was taken to the monastery with the other dead to document what Tibetan officials claim was a massacre.
They fear it may be one of several carried out by Chinese armed police in an attempt to put down the largest Tibetan uprising in almost 20 years.
story is HERE

The United States made a high-level plea Thursday to China to show restraint in Tibet...but said the unrest will not force President George W. Bush to miss the Olympic Games.
that story is HERE

Mambo King 'Cachao' has died

Israel "Cachao" Lopez, the Cuban bassist and composer who is credited with pioneering the mambo style of music, died Saturday at a Miami-area hospital. He was 89.
Cachao and his late brother, multi-instrumentalist Orestes "Macho" Lopez, are known for the creation in the late 1930s of the mambo.
The mambo, with its sped-up syncopation, was popularized by bandleader Damaso Perez Prado, and Cuban composers and jazz musicians have tweaked it over the years. It also influenced the development of salsa music, a New York hybrid with Cuban roots.
obit HERE
all-star video HERE

Vice President Dick Cheney Hates America

THE PUNCHLINE

"In Los Angeles, a 500-pound man was arrested for stealing food from a restaurant. Police say it took five minutes to catch the suspect and two hours to pat him down." -- Conan O'Brien

KFed's Birthday Party Last Night

Thoughts on the Economy and...Poop - Louie C.K.

Spokane "Pole Dancing" cover -- Too Sexy

SPOKANE, Washington - Steve Smith, editor of The Spokesman- Review:
"There was a great deal of debate in the newsroom this week about the appropriateness of a cover designed for this week's "7" cover story on the growing popularity of pole dancing as a form of exercise.
"The original cover (above) featured one of the pole-dancing class's advanced students, Mimi, in an acrobatic pose that was eye catching, but too erotic..."

"...we killed the first cover late Tuesday, the design staff scrambled and the result is the cover that will run with tomorrow's section (above)..."
So what do you think? Which cover should we have chosen and why?

...let Steve know HERE

And this was a good idea, WHY...?

Jared Leto play's John Lennon's murderer. This piece of crap is Leto's vision of how to win AN OSCAR BY EATING AT HOME TOWN BUFFET FOR A MONTH...

Lindsay Lohan also has a role in this film, no word on how she transformed herself to play Yoko Ono. OK , maybe I'm wrong about this, I was the source...

It's only going to get more CREEPY.

According to the Hollywood Reporter Jennifer Garner is going to cut off one of her legs to play Heather Mills so she can get an Oscar nomination for "A Day in the Life of the Beatles".

Ah, the movies, ya got's to love them...

Well, it is Easter Weekend...

Meet the latest trailer trash riding the "A Train " to HELL. 24-year-old Crystal Rowland and 28-year-old Matthew Pearce were arrested in Sanderson, Florida for screwing in church (why it always Florida?).

Police received a call about a "suspicious" activity in the Mount Zion Primitive Baptist Church. When they entered the church they found Crystal behind the altar. They later found Matthew practically naked underneath the church. Cops also found red wax splattered all over the altar.

When police asked Crystal why they were screwing in church, she said they wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."
Somebody needs to educate this Rhoads Scholar that screaming "Oh God" while getting it in church is far from a spiritual experience.
The two were charged with criminal mischief and burglary. Matthew is also a registered sex offender.

The quotes from the Deacon of the church ROCK!

Deacon Lonzie Altman said, "Her drawers were in the stands. Her brazier was over on the outside the stands. I don't know what has become of the people that somebody would just do something like that in a church. Don't think that the lord ain't got something for them."

Authorities said Pearce was being held on $10,000 bond and Rowland was being held on $20,000 bond.
more HERE

Greenland Update

Raytheon Company (NYSE: RTN) has completed the construction phase of the Upgraded Early Warning Radar (UEWR) at Thule Air Base, Greenland.
The radar is a key sensor for the Missile Defense Agency's Ballistic Missile Defense System, providing target detection and tracking to protect the U.S. and other nations from ballistic missile attacks.
Denmark, a NATO member, permits the development of U.S. missile defense systems in Greenland, which is a Danish province.

Related News:
Las Vegas-based Arctic Oil & Gas has controversially laid claim to nearly all of the Arctic Ocean's undersea oil said Thursday that new geological data suggests a "potentially vast" petroleum resource of 400 billion barrels.
That figure is backed by a respected Canadian researcher who recently signed on as the firm's chief scientific adviser.
story is HERE

Vancouver-based TRUE NORTH GEMS has committed $9.5 million for a pre-feasibility study and continuing exploration of its ruby-bearing prospects in Greenland.
more HERE

cut, shampoo and a rinse...anyone?

Welcome to Flash Mountain

a lot more HERE

I'm Bad...Really BAD

Dear Iraq

Hey Iraq,

What's up? It's me, America. I'm sorry I didn't really plan anything for our five-year anniversary Wednesday, I was busy looking at naked photos of Kristin Davis...

read the rest HERE

Background Check

The Soul of America

This is Floyd and his son Justin Bebee of Florida. They were arrested last month on different dates and charges. The Smoking Gun interviewed 48-year-old Father Floyd about his hot looking forehead art.

The "Git-R-Dun" tattoo took 45-minutes and cost around $125. He also had "Got-R-Did" tattooed to the back of his head. Floyd's son, Justin, not only has "Psycho" on his forehead, but he also has the words "fuck" and "you" tattooed on his eyelids.
I bet the got them on FATHERS DAY...

No word on what the significant others look like or who they will be voting for in the general election in November.

The YouTube Awards

YouTube handed out the second annual YouTube Awards...
YouTube users voted on six nominees for each category: music, sports, comedy, instructional, short film, inspirational, commentary, creative, politics, series, eyewitness and "adorable."
see the winners HERE
Washington Post article HERE

Bob & David start a 'Situation'

The "Mr. Show" duo of Bob Odenkirk and David Cross are returning to HBO with "David's Situation," a new comedy pilot starring Cross.
"We feel it's really strong and important to the health of America," Cross and Odenkirk wrote about the project on their Web site, BobAndDavid.com.
the story is HERE

This Just In: Crucifixion bad for you

MANILA, the Philippines - On Good Friday, dozens of people, mostly men, will be nailed to wooden crosses so health officials in the Philippines warned the Roman Catholic faithful Wednesday that re-enacting the crucifixion could be bad for their health.
BBC report is HERE

Now, this is ART!!

Things White People Like

See it HERE
See the issues with it HERE

...and then, all HELL BROKE LOOSE at the Buffet

Brooke Hogan Speaks...I THINK...

Life...

well,
I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father. Nothing is thicker than blood. No matter how angry, sad or depressed you are, your family will always love you no matter what. We are all human. Yes, I’m still hurting very deeply inside, but I am starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m not saying I will get over this in a week, month, year or ten years. I dont know when It will be. But you must always respect your father and your mother. Always love them. My parents made me and my brother from pure love...thats all I need to know to live. Nothing will ever change how much I love my family. I just realized the longer you cease to forgive, the more you miss them, and the more it hurts you inside. I have a wonderful, angel of a brother...and I have two amazing parents. I mean AMAZING. I know mistakes have been made. And I have no doubt there is major guilt that carries with that... But no mistake ever made in a persons life changes real love. We may not be a perfect family, we may not be living in a house together, but I’m positive we will all love eachother till death. Thats all that matters to me. You can have money, fame, cars, clothes, but youre naked without the people that love you. I don’t know where this blog will go next. But I hope everyone sees it, maybe it will help someone else in need...

Brooke

This crap is from her MySpace page, 'cause we're one of her FRIENDS...

Pooper Snooper

Britney on TV!

story HERE

...just release the damn album already!

A promotional shot from Scarlett Johansson's first album (dominated by Tom Waits covers), Anywhere I Lay My Head scheduled for a May 2008 release. more pics HERE

Aussie Hottie Handy with Poles

Melanie Adams is a pretty pole-vaulting Aussie with aspirations of one day becoming Miss Universe...

With a 2007 personal-best of 3.8 metres and high hopes of vaulting 4.2 metres by the end of the season, she is seriously good...
Involved with pole vaulting since she was 11, she has earmarked this year's national titles and the trials for the 2010 Commonwealth Games as her first big steps to sporting stardom.
more HERE

Free to Be...Ashley Dupré

The now infamous 'Kristen' got an early start - a filmmaker says she starred in a raunchy 'Girls Gone Wild' video when she was barely legal.
Five years ago, Eliot Spitzer's infamous call girl celebrated her 18th birthday by starring in a racy lesbian spring break flick, a "Girls Gone Wild" filmmaker said Tuesday.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré, who turned a $4,000-plus trick for Spitzer is featured on seven reels of a sexually explicit video called "Spring Break 2003."
story is HERE
more pics n' stuff HERE

Bros Before Hoes

t-shirt available HERE

The Hillary & Monica Chronicles

• Nov. 15, 1995: The first lady was in a mid-afternoon "meet & greet" photo opportunity at the White House with various Nobel Laureates and their families. That night, Lewinsky had what she later said was her first sexual encounter with the president in the private study off the Oval office.

• Nov. 17, 1995: Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule and was at the White House. That night, Lewinsky said she had a sexual encounter with the president while he was on the telephone in the White House with a member of Congress.

• Dec. 31, 1995: Lewinsky said she and the president had a sexual encounter early that afternoon in a study down the hall from the Oval Office. Sometime afterward, the president, first lady and their daughter, Chelsea, flew to Hilton Head, S.C., to spend New Year's Eve with hundreds of friends.

• Jan. 7, 1996: On a Sunday afternoon, Lewinsky and the president spent most of the afternoon in the Oval Office. The first lady and the president had a small dinner with 20 people at "the Old Family Dining Room" at the White House.

• Jan. 21, 1996: The first lady had no public schedule, but she and the president privately toured an exhibit at the National Gallery of Art. Lewinsky and the president had an afternoon sexual encounter in the hallway by the private study next to the Oval Office.

• Feb. 4, 1996: Mrs. Clinton and the president attended the National Governors Association annual dinner. Lewinsky said she and the president had a sexual encounter that day, and sat and talked in the Oval Office for about 45 minutes.

• March 31, 1996: Mrs. Clinton toured an archaeological site and museum in Delphi, Greece, and watched a folk dance performance. That day, Lewinsky said she and the president resumed their sexual contact.

• April 7, 1996, Easter Sunday. Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule. Lewinsky said that, at the president's suggestion, she performed oral sex while he was on the telephone in his office.

• Feb. 28, 1997: The schedule shows Mrs. Clinton was in the White House at least part of the day, when President Clinton and Lewinsky had oral sex near the Oval Office, leaving stains on her dress.
  

• March 29, 1997: On the day when Lewinsky later told independent counsel Kenneth Starr that she had her final sexual encounter with the president, Mrs. Clinton was thousands of miles away in Eritrea. In his grand jury testimony, the president denied this encounter.
  

Kristin's Kinky Candids Confirmed

click comparison image above

More pictures from the alleged Kristin Davis sex tape have come out, although there may not be a tape, these Kristin Davis nude photos were supposedly taken about 5 years ago by an ex-boyfriend reports TMZ.
more HERE

British Actor Paul Scofield has died

Paul Scofield, whose commanding presence made him one of the leading players of the London and international stage during the latter half of the 20th century and who was awarded an Oscar for his haunting performance in "A Man For All Seasons", has died of leukemia. He was 86.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Funeral Service Stripper

A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral...he promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100.
more HERE

¿Hablamos Ingles?

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - The owner of a famous cheesesteak shop did not discriminate when he posted signs asking customers to speak English, a city panel ruled Wednesday.
In a 2-1 vote, a Commission on Human Relations panel found that two signs at Geno's Steaks telling customers, "This is America: WHEN ORDERING 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH,'" do not violate the city's Fair Practices Ordinance.
story is HERE

Five Years Gone

It has been five years since the United States invaded Iraq and the world watched in horror as a nightmare of spiraling violence, sectarian warfare, insurgency, roadside bombings and gruesome executions took shape and America’s reputation was shredded in the torture rooms of Abu Ghraib, Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and the Central Intelligence Agency’s secret prisons. more HERE

President George W. Bush said on Wednesday he had no regrets about the unpopular war in Iraq despite the "high cost in lives and treasure"...more HERE

More than 160 people in the United States have been arrested during demonstrations against the war in Iraq. A hundred people in San Francisco were arrested. more HERE

Ready for Prime Time

Suicide at the Mel Gibson Estate...

Law enforcement sources say a construction worker committed suicide at Mel Gibson's house today.
It happened at Mel's Agoura Hills home. The construction worker was 47-years-old. We're told he hanged himself.

The Sheriff's substation in Lost Hills took the call at 8:07 AM -- that's the same station where Mel was taken after his DUI arrest in 2006.
Mel was not at the house when the body was discovered. A law enforcement source says no one from Gibson's family was living at the house as it is currently under heavy construction.
blurb HERE

PS: Britney is FINE...

Well-Versed Vixen Missed a Million

"Girls Gone Wild" had offered to pay Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the call girl at the center of the Elliot Spitzer sex scandal, $1 million to pose nude in a magazine it plans to launch.
But, after discovering old footage of a semi-nude Dupre, now 22, in its archives, the company withdrew its offer and plans to sell the video footage on its Web site.
story is HERE

Face It...

Bruno is 53

Note to self: check Deadpool re: Winehouse

Janet: The WEIRD Jackson

Cat vs. Toilet Paper

Hair of the Dog: Dead Pet or Sweater? ...you make the call

Their beloved dogs may have gone to the great kennel in the sky, but for Beth and Brian Willis they'll always be close.
Because the couple have had his and hers jumpers knitted out of the hair moulted by the pedigree pets and spun into yarn.
And they insist the bizarre garments keep them warm and dry no matter how bad the winter weather gets.
More HERE

Last Night's Angry Human Broadcast

Listen to the broadcast HERE

The Knife for a Gun

The United States Supreme Court has taken up the issue of a restrictive gun control ordinance in Washington, D.C., and is hearing the case today.
Perhaps they should consider a law in effect in India...

Indian region offers men gun licenses if they get sterilized

The plan comes as India, which has a population of 1.1 billion people, is trying to encourage people to have smaller families to ease poverty.
Vasectomy rates have soared since the policy was introduced last month, although those undergoing sterilization are still required to meet all regulations governing arms licenses.
story is HERE

...being that our planet is way over crowded and resources are in serious decline...this plan can eliminate a lot of freeloaders...ingenious!

Trekkies Rejoice

CBS has just launched webisodes of Star Trek: The Original Series seasons 1, 2, and 3.

Also available: MacGyver (season 1), The Twilight Zone (seasons 1 and 2), Hawaii Five-0 (season 1) and Melrose Place (season 1).

go HERE

Ivan Dixon has died

Actor, director and producer Ivan Dixon, known for his role as Sgt. Kinchloe on "Hogan's Heroes," died in Charlotte, N.C. on March 16 after suffering a hemorrhage. He was 76.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Hooverville Revisited

Throughout the economy's recent turbulent times — lost jobs, sky-high gasoline prices, plunging home values, a free-falling dollar, shaken consumer confidence, a growth slowdown and possibly even a recession — Bush has projected an air of unwavering optimism, even joviality.

He is the nation's biggest economic cheerleader at a time of deep uncertainty.

Sounds a lot like Herbert Hoover, infamous for presiding over the onset of the Great Depression... History has slapped him with a laissez-faire legacy even though his administration acted aggressively to try to avert that economic meltdown.

Hoover's reputation was built in part on remarks viewed as too rosy. "The problem is not at all insurmountable in the long run," he said on Oct. 6, 1930, as unemployment, poverty and desperation climbed.
more HERE

Why Italian Restaurants Failed in Dubai

Arthur C. Clarke dies aged 90

See more HERE.

Sheik Yerbouti

Pop star Britney Spears has reportedly been offered a staggering $4 million to perform just one song to a group of rich sheiks in Dubai. Britney Spears would perform a private version of her Slave 4 you snake dance for the sheiks in Dubai. The sheiks in Dubai also wanted hotel heiress Paris Hilton to be a part of the event.
story is HERE
renunciation is HERE

Sam's first Letterman appearance

Britney's Clothing Check

The National Enquirer claims Britney Spears now has to go through a clothing check before she leaves the house. Her father is sick of the pictures of Britney hanging out.

A source said, “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out."

He's not the only one. Brit's assistant also makes sure she's wearing a bra and panties, “Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”
more HERE

The assistant needs to be written up, because as we have seen, she hardly ever wears a Bra.

Beatle v Amputee Judgement

See all 56 pages HERE

Trump Responds to Teenage Vodka Vixen ISSUE

Donald Trump's rep says Chanell Elaine Hallett crashed the party, and just happened to have her whole body painted with Trump Vodka logos. BTW, the so-called party crasher was allowed by DRINKS AMERICA to serve up the vodka.

"Drinks Americas contracted with modeling agency Professional Event Marketing of Scottsdale, Arizona to hire three promotional models over the age of 21 to be opaquely painted with logos for the event. The three women contracted through the agency were to promote the brand throughout the evening. All three were in attendance. We do not know why Miss Hallett was there, but she had not been hired or working for us. Given the circumstances, we can only guess that she crashed the event to seek publicity for herself."
more HERE

Hummm, WE SMELL BULLSHIT...

...And the hits just keep comin'...

CHICAGO, Illinois -- The owner of Georgi vodka said he is in talks to put the derriere of former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's call girl on the backside of every bus in New York.
story is HERE

Oscar Winner Minghella Dies at 54

Anthony Minghella's publicist said the Academy Award winning filmmaker (The English Patient) died at London's Charing Cross Hospital. He said Mr. Minghella was operated on last week for a growth in his neck, "...and the operation seemed to have gone well. At 5 a.m. today he had a fatal hemorrhage."
more HERE and HERE

What will the "Lil' Hulksters" say...?

Trump's Teenaged Vodka Vixen

On January 29, 2008 Drinks Americas Holdings, Ltd. announced that it would partner with 944 Magazine, the official lifestyle magazine of the 2008 Arizona Super Bowl Host Committee, through a four day promotional program at “Super Village” featuring Trump Super Premium Vodka.
Trump Super Premium Vodka was featured throughout the event, and the Company expected sales of up to 1000 cases.
Donald Trump stated, “The village is a fantastic venue for people to come and enjoy Trump Super Premium Vodka. We are thrilled to reach so many fans with the great tasting product.”

944 MAGAZINE HELD THE EVENT WHERE THEY PROMOTED TRUMP VODKA AS WELL AS PROMOTING IT ALL OVER THE MAGAZINE. FOR THE EVENT 944 MAGAZINE HIRED AND BODY PAINTED A FEW MODELS, ONLY ONE OF THE MODELS WAS 17 YEAR OLD CHANELL HALLETT. SHE WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED, PASSING OUT DRINKS AND DRINKING DURING THE WHOLE EVENT WHILE PROMOTING TRUMP’S VODKA!
See more HERE

Is that the sound of "THE DONALD'S" PR MACHINE SPINNING?

Tonight we'll be on The Angry Human Show

Listen HERE tonight at 7:30pm PST as we appear on David Biedny's ANGRY HUMAN SHOW.

Last Night's Radio Interview w/ CWW

If you missed us on John Hell's radio show last night we have a streaming version of it HERE

Chester Cheetah is our kinda people...

Wino Closeup

Davis Denies Dirty Deed

Sex and the City actress Kristin Davis alleged sex video sent gossip sites in a feeding frenzy on Monday as "leaked" photos from a sex tape allegedly starring Kristin performing oral sex on an unidentified man were spread across the Internet.
"This is not a photo of Kristin Davis," a rep for the actress told OK Magazine!

ClubTaylorRain.com is rumored to have posted multiple photos from the alleged sex tape. Taylor Rain, the porn star is an attractive brunette who might just look a bit like Kristen Davis with the right lighting.
more HERE

Thugs Mugs/Martyr and Mogul

Sean "Puffy-Diddy-Daddy" Combs has denied a report by the Los Angeles Times he was responsible for the 1994 robbery and shooting of Tupac Shakur at a New York recording studio, and that he knew about the attack in advance.
the denial is HERE

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St. Patrick's Day 2008

St. Patty's Day Tips...

Have a “vomit buddy.”
Given the amount of alcohol you will be drinking, it’s very probable that you will be throwing up multiple times. And if you’ve ever had to throw up in public, you know that society frowns on public vomiting so much that they rarely offer the appropriate receptacles for this act. To get around this problem, find a friend, develop a special handshake that will allow you to recognize each other under the cloudiest mind conditions, and keep in constant communication about possible places to vomit. Sure, that hummingbird feeder may look like the perfect place to unload that beer bong’s worth of tangy brown liquid, but how will you know if said feeder isn’t a trap set up by a police force concerned about hummingbird safety? You won’t, unless your invaluable vomit buddy has already staked out the area. I also recommend you create your own trucker language for the purposes of vomit buddy communication, if only to make your day of drinking more like Smokey and the Bandit.

So, this St. Patrick's Day, have a great time, and drink, drink, drink, until you forget those memories that brought on all of the drinking. You’ll be glad you did.

Erin Go's Braaaauugh!

Nat King Cole 1919 - 1965

website HERE

Get to Know Me - John McCain

• Mr. McCain's pets include Coco the mutt; Sam, an English springer spaniel; Oreo the cat; Cuff and Link, a pair of turtles; three parakeets; 13 saltwater fish; and finally, a ferret.

• Mr. McCain's first wife was Carol Shepp, a former Philadelphia model. He divorced her in 1980 and married Cindy Hensley a month later. He has seven children and four grandchildren.

• Mr. McCain appeared as himself in a cameo in the movie Wedding Crashers.

• When The Associated Press asked candidates for the 2004 Democratic presidential nomination who their favorite Republican was, John Kerry, John Edwards and Joe Lieberman all said Mr. McCain.

the rest are HERE

Butt of the Joke

Abba Drummer Found Dead in His Garden

A former drummer for the Swedish pop band ABBA was found dead with cuts to his neck in the garden of his house on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Polic