Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Palin Claimed Dinosaurs and People Coexisted

"I need to know if she really thinks that dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago ... because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - MATT DAMON
The Los Angeles Times reports:
Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.
After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.
Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.
The idea of a "young Earth" -- that God created the Earth about 6,000 years ago, and dinosaurs and humans coexisted early on -- is a popular strain of creationism.
more HERE

DING DONG DING DONG

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Howdy Doody Talks Politics


wow! he's actually succinct and intelligent...

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Sarah's Sweet Sassafras

So...we know Sarah Silverman split from her longtime partner Jimmy Kimmel last month.
We didn't know that her 'Matt Damon song' has been nominated for an Emmy...or that her film 'Jesus is Magic' is now playing in Britain...
...and we certainly didn't know how luscious her ass is...

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Jimmy Hits 1000

Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman took out a full-page ad in Variety to congratulate Jimmy Kimmel on his 1000th episode.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Pick a Winner

See actual celebrities mining for gold HERE

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Jimmy has a Secret Too...

Friday, February 01, 2008

Sarah Shares a Secret

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Matt Damon named Sexiest Man


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