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CARACAS, Venezuela — Supermodel Naomi Campbell left the glitz of the fashion world behind and joined Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at a political rally; Chavez greeted Campbell by planting a kiss on her hand as she arrived.
After calling Campbell "a very special woman," Chavez blasted President Bush for maintaining Washington's 46-year trade embargo against Cuba.
the story is HERE

SF Bay Area Earth Quake 5.6

The Simpson's Game

New Cancer Prevention Report out....

See it HERE.

Dog is in the DOGHOUSE AGAIN...

NATIONAL ENQUIRER: Shock audio tape of Dwayne "Dog, The Bounty Hunter" Chapman set to be released with A&E cable star spewing foul-mouthed racial slurs...
Chapman uses 'N-Word' repeatedly while telling son to dump his black girlfriend: 'I'm not goign to take a chance ever in life of losing everything I worked for, for thirty years, because some f*@#ing n----- heard us say n----- and turned us into the ENQUIRER'...
Civil rights leaders are already calling for A&E to dump cable net's top rated show...

His wife was not involved in the situation, I just like to...(see them together?)

Britney On KIIS this morning...

Hear it HERE

Graveyard Smashed

Pumpkin Carving Contest Winner

Walk Soft and Carry a BIG, BIG GUN!

many more HERE

Last Minute Costumes

Just print, cut and paste on yer face...

many to choose from HERE

Stick It

Dubai - A Filipino man is facing jail and deportation from Dubai after he was charged with breaching public decency for pasting a lewd sticker on his car windshield...
The 30-year-old computer programmer was embroiled in a series of court cases in which a small fine was slapped on him by a local court but later overturned in favor of a one-month jail sentence and deportation.
At the center of the dispute is a "kiss my ass" sticker, which the Filipino pasted on his vehicle windshield.
the story is HERE

Lesbian eCard

...if it stops mid-stream...hit play again

Finally...An Explaination...

Moderate Earthquake Shakes SF BAY AREA

The quake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.6 and struck shortly after 8 p.m., about five miles northeast of Alum Rock and nine miles northeast of San Jose, according to the U.S. Geological Service. Basically RIGHT BELOW MY HOUSE....

Ten aftershocks with magnitudes of 1.3 to 1.8 were reported by 8:45 p.m.

It was raining DVD's for approximately 6 seconds, minutes as these things go....

Water pipe broke and all of the TV's were moved far enough for them to become unplugged from the walls...

See DATA HERE

And another HERE.

Outside there is buckling in the driveway...

California, It's not for EVERYONE....

Aftershocks anyone?

Apple Terminates 800 Employees

If you had been an Apple employee for more than a year prior to the launch of the iPhone, you get a free iPhone. Then came that nice $100 rebate for early adopters, which you may have found out you could get away with redeeming. Seems like a great deal, a free iPhone and $100 worth of credit, just for showing up to work... Well, if you took advantage of that rebate, you won’t have to worry about showing up for work anymore.

Apple, it seems, called these people CROOKS and has removed them from the payroll...

Parton sings Porter Wagoner to Death...

Dolly Parton said she was there with his family, sang for him and prayed with him."It felt good that I had the opportunity to say goodbye properly," Parton said.
Wagoner had a streak of hits in the 1960s and '70s, and enjoyed a comeback in recent months with a new album.
To many longtime fans, though, he may be best remembered for his sparkly rhinestone suits and for singing with Dolly on his TV show from 1967 to 1974.
Dolly Parton said Monday she feels like a part of her died along with her old duet partner, Porter Wagoner. But she said she was grateful that she was able to spend a few final hours with the man who launched her career before he succumbed to cancer Sunday.

"Part of him will always live through me and my music as he was my first big break," Parton said.

Robert Goulet has passed away...

AP wire

I have "FAITH" this will "SUCK"...

Lynne Spears to write Redneck Parenting Guide

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has signed a deal to write a tell-all book about life as a celebrity mother.
The 52-year-old was previously rumored to be spilling the beans on her troubled daughter's rise and fall from the limelight in an autobiography -- but a statement from Christian publisher Thomas Nelson insists it will focus purely on her skills as a mom.
A spokesman for Thomas Nelson confirms, "We've signed her to a deal. "It's a parenting book that's going to have faith elements to it. I don't think it's totally been written yet."
The tome is titled "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World," and has been touted as "Lynne Spears' personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

Ironically, Lynne's parenting of the 25-year-old star has been heavily criticized in recent months, most recently by comedienne Roseanne Barr, who blasted her for failing to stop Britney's party lifestyle.
The star's relationship with her mom has been strained since the singer entered rehab earlier this year, but the pair is said to have reconciled following developments in Britney's child custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The book is due to be released in May 2008.

Set the Tivo

Lindsay Lohan's family has signed up to star in their own reality TV show.
The Osbournes-style program will mainly feature Dina Lohan and her singer/actress daughter Ali, but Lindsay will be making a few cameo appearances.
Filming for the series, which will be shown on E!, is set to begin Oct. 30 in New York. Dina Lohan will be at the center of the action and will serve as executive producer. The show will also follow the Lohan matriarch as she attempts to manage other performers' careers.
She tells People, "It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams.
"It won't just be following my family around like other shows. It'll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It'll encompass everything. Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she's in the recording studio. We just want it to be real."

Sir Mick Engaged...?

Sir Mick Jagger has sparked reports of an engagement to his longtime girlfriend L'Wren Scott, after the former model was seen showing off a diamond-and-sapphire sparkler on her ring finger at an Indian music festival over the weekend.
The Rolling Stone rocker, 64, was in Rajasthan for a folk festival when his dark-haired girlfriend was spotted flaunting the striking piece of jewelry.
But Jagger has continuously dismissed rumors of a wedding to his lover of five years, after his previous two marriages -- to models Bianca Perez Morena de Macias and Jerry Hall -- both ended in divorce.

Britney: The Court Order

Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits with her children per week; two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.

Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.

Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.

Parenting Coach Assessment:

"during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."

"It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children."

"a lack of general attention at times" but there was nothing she would characterize as "abusive in a traditional sense."

The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."

Read the judge's order

The Excused Absence Network

You will need them eventually....HERE.

The Sixth Extinction is Upon Us

A dire warning has been issued to humankind...
Following a 5 year study by the UN Environment Programme over 1500 international scientists agreed that major threats to the planet, including climate change and population has put humanity at risk.
UNEP's report, 'Global Environment: Environment for Development" describes changes in the planet’s global atmosphere, land, water and biodiversity.
The UNEP warns that humanity currently exists beyond its means; of inequalities in development and consumption.
This crisis includes not just climate change, extinction rates and hunger, but other problems driven by growing human numbers, the rising consumption of the rich and the desperation of the poor.
many articles HERE
the Full Report can be found HERE
pdf is HERE
Sixth Extinction info HERE

...we really blew it

Criteria for 'Sexy'

Maxim magazine has revealed their list of the world’s unsexiest women, which includes ladies of the big screen, small screen and the concert stage.
The list, featured in the latest edition of Maxim, dubs “Sex and The City” star Sarah Jessica Parker as the number one Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming Parker was the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”

Granted, Mrs. Matthew Broderick is aging...but, Unsexiest Woman Alive? That's ridiculous! What is the criteria? How could she top the list that includes some of the raunchiest looking and most appalling demeanor, behavior and attitudes to be found in all of womankind?
This from a population that believes Angelina Jolie is sexy? Yuck!
How about Kimora Lee Simmons? She's, not only, butt-ugly...she's a disgusting display of un-deserved privilege, ignorance and self-centeredness...completely unsavory and absolutely un-sexy!

Smitten

Missy Elliot, 36, attended a birthday party for Ciara recently where she displayed some interesting behavior.
The rapper shocked partygoers at her “friend” Ciara's 22nd birthday party when she handed the singer an enormous diamond necklace...
...and the savvy Mistress Elliot knows...the way between an impressionable young woman's thighs is shiny objects and a 'phat' recording contract...
If Ms. Elliot's conquests get any younger she'll have to change her moniker from 'Misdemeanor' to 'Felony'...

Can you really blame her for wanting some of that?

Copperfield is SCREWED...

Hear this phone message

Sex ban on the Airbus

“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?” asked Tony, a vigorous 76. “Seems a bit strange.”

The lowdown on Singapore Airlines' 'no sex' rules for the double bed suites...is HERE

Saggy Pants = GAY

WW III, IV, V & VI

FKN Newz website HERE

A Lesbian Moment

A lesbian came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The "butch" of the couple said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

I always wondered where...

Country Music Legend Porter Wagoner Dies

Porter Wagoner, a Grand Ole Opry institution and member of the Country Music Hall of Fame, died Sunday (Oct. 28) in Nashville, Tennessee.
Famous for His Rhinestone Suits, He Was a Grand Ole Opry Star for 50 Years.
Known as the Thin Man From West Plains, he was 80 and had been hospitalized since Oct. 15. An Opry spokesperson announced on Oct. 21 that Wagoner had been diagnosed with lung cancer. More HERE
Wagoner's final album, "Wagonmaster," was released in June and earned him some of the best reviews of his career. Over the summer, he was the opening act for the influential rock duo White Stripes at a sold-out show at New York's Madison Square Garden. More HERE

Porter & Dolly

Tribute


circa 1973


2007

The Origin of Shooting Stars

Little Legends get heavyweight audience

Sir Elton John, his partner, David Furnish, and supermodel Naomi Campbell stopped by Krave in Las Vegas on Saturday, celebrating Furnish's birthday.
"Entertainment Tonight" crews were in the club following the cast of "Little Legends" and Mini-Cher, played by Terra Jole, also known for her Mini-Britney and Mini-Madonna impersonations.

Remember...We told ya about it FIRST...
see the website HERE

Coalescence of the Willing

Spain - Interviú magazine prints the first photos of a Spanish soldier in the nude.
Pilar Pacheco tells the magazine that she goes topless on the beach and that she did not find it that difficult to pose naked. The 26 year old has worked for the past eight years in administration in the Army, based in Ceuta.
If she had not been a member of the armed forces, she said she would have liked to have been a photographic model. She says that she has a lot of respect for the military, and that is why she has posed without any military insignia.
more HERE

The Last Supper Online

See it HERE

The Loretto Chapel

See it HERE

Bionic Boobs

ONE DOWNSIDE to Stateside stardom for Bionic Woman Michelle Ryan is the Yanks reckon she's got Bionic boobs too!
She keeps getting groped at parties by folk who can't believe she is naturally busty.
She said: "No one believes me when I tell them my boobs are real! They keep asking who is my surgeon.
"I say 'No, it's me, they are real and I am not changing them at all.

Veuvianity

Brand name this and brand name that...every starlet has a perfume, every rap star a clothing line...icons like Levi's and Keds compete against brand names outside their industry rather than within it...soft drinks and candy bars, resorts and amusement parks...high end Champagne? Why not? Veuve Clicquot is arguably the best...do you like it? Why not wear it? Or decorate your home with it? $10 cozy? $20 cuff links? $50 tie? Or perhaps a $10,000 love seat...

shop Vevue HERE
there's lots of other stuff...and the best way to find it is through pictures...weird but true enough...check it out HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

This has been the biggest evacuation in California history, breaking the record set in 2003 by the airlift of 700,000 children fleeing Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Zappa on The Mike Douglas Show

Bridge School Benefit EXCLUSIVES

The Bridge School is an educational program dedicated to ensuring that children with severe speech and physical impairments achieve full participation in their communities through the use of augmentative & alternative means of communication (AAC) and assistive technology (AT) applications. Bridge School has established an outreach program to share what is developed at the school with parents, professionals and users of AAC/AT across the world.
Neil Young's wife Pegi is executive director of the school and this show to support the school is now in it's 21st year. For more on the school go HERE.

NEIL YOUNG

Metallica

Jerry Lee Lewis

Tom Waits

Naked America

For those Americans so inclined, rest assured: A federal appeals court has just made it easier to take naked pictures of yourself and post them on the Internet.
The Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati earlier this week ruled that a federal pornography law, the Child Protection and Obscenity Enforcement Act, violates the First Amendment.
the story is HERE

Buckingham Blackmail

The Sunday Times says two men contacted a member of the royal staff and demanded £50,000, threatening to go public with video recordings involving sex and drugs if their demand was not met.
The paper alleges that the extortion attempt was launched on 2 August when a man telephoned the royal's office and said he had evidence that the royal had supplied an aide with an envelope containing cocaine.
According to the Sunday Times, the caller then claimed that he had a video tape showing the aide performing oral sex on someone, who the alleged blackmailer indicated was the royal.
the BBC story is HERE

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

Celia Rivenbark is an award-winning newspaper columnist and freelance journalist whose work has been compared to a cross between Erma Bombeck and Hunter S. Thompson.
read excerpts HERE
find it HERE

Kylie Comes Back

Kylie Minogue was dressed to thrill in a risqué sequined top honoring the female form for the cover of Q magazine. More HERE
The Pop princess also reprises her Marilyn Monroe look in a sexy film clip for her new single 2 Hearts. More HERE

Disaster Apartheid

American International Group Inc. (AIG) Wildfire Protection Unit, part of its Private Client Group, is offered only to homeowners in California's most affluent ZIP Codes -- including Malibu, Beverly Hills, Newport Beach and Menlo Park -- and a dozen Colorado resort communities. It covers about 2,000 policyholders, who pay premiums of at least $10,000 a year and own homes with a value of at least $1 million.
AIG crews sprayed retardant on and around more than 160 homes in Malibu, Lake Arrowhead and the hardest-hit areas of Orange and San Diego counties this week. They claim to have saved a dozen homes.
This is just another way for the wealthy to buy their way around cash-strapped, understaffed public services. Firefighters across the region have complained this week that they simply did not have enough trucks, helicopters and airplanes.
Naomi Klein, author of the new book, "The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism," said AIG offers a glimpse into the future of what she calls "disaster apartheid," in which the affluent are better equipped for emergencies.
the Los Angeles Times report is HERE
more info and book available HERE

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“I think photographers should be lashed out at...They should be put in a cage where you can poke them with a stick for a quarter. But not in a hostile way, just for giggles. They really are on the attack against mankind; it’s a disease.” — Actor Sean Penn

Stephanie Seymour Still Sizzles

Now at 40, Stephanie Seymour is as smokin’ as she ever was; she keeps heads turning. The long-established French lingerie brand, Chantelle, has recruited Seymour as the new face of their company.
The new campaign tag line for Chantelle is “Beyond Beauty” which according to the creators of the campaign:
“Beyond Beauty refers mostly to inner beauty. At age 40, it’s not only the appearance, but also the character, the self-assurance and the maturity of a woman that makes her look and feel beautiful.”
Well, there you have it. The Chantelle ad campaign with Ms. Seymour are in all the Fall edition big fashion magazines.

Can of Lesbian Worms Opened

Scientists have created ‘lesbian worms’ in a new development that some are suggesting could shed light on the nature vs nurture debate over sexuality.
University of Utah researchers tweaked nematode worms to make them attracted to worms of the same sex and appear to have demonstrated that sexual orientation is hard wired, at least in nematodes.
the report is HERE

I Wanna Be A Pop Star

Mugshot of the Week

I'm not sure what bothers me more, the NOSE or the HAIR....

Candidates' Auto Affiliation

Fred Thompson: Hollywood car. Hot chick. ‘Nuff said.

see them all HERE

‘I Hate to Cook’ Author Peg Bracken Dies at 89

Start cooking those noodles, first dropping a bouillon cube into the noodle water. Brown the garlic, onion and crumbled beef in the oil. Add the flour, salt, paprika and mushrooms, stir, and let it cook five minutes while you light a cigarette and stare sullenly at the sink. — Recipe for “Skid Road Stroganoff,” from “The I Hate to Cook Book” (1960), by Peg Bracken.

She died last Saturday at her home in Portland, Ore. She was 89.
obit HERE
her work available HERE

Cranial Impalement Tour Rider

Neil and Bruce....

Madame Tussand opens new exhibit

Brazen Ballerina

Kim Joo-won, 29, a top ballerina with Korea National Ballet, will have a third of her salary deducted this month; she was disciplined because she appeared naked from the waist up but wearing ballet shoes in one of her pictures published in the October issue of Vogue Korea magazine.
Kim defended her action. "I believed it would enhance public awareness in the pure art. I wanted to have my own body displayed without any disguise."
the story is HERE

Rail Rod

ROCKER Rod Stewart has fulfilled a lifelong ambition - by appearing on the front cover of a model railway magazine. Experts said the 62-year-old singer has created one of the best train sets they have ever seen.
story is HERE

Subdivision

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

lots 'o articles HERE

Indiscreet Inflation

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A Cedar Rapids man is facing charges after being caught in a compromising situation.
A criminal complaint shows Craig McCullough was lying in a public restroom, with his pants down, next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll.
the story is HERE

Crosscountry Panty Raid?

New Jersey - police in Vineland, New Jersey say somebody pinched 50 pairs of Victoria's Secret panties Monday without paying a thing. More HERE

Connecticut - Fairfield police say thousands of dollars worth of bras have been stolen from the Victoria's Secret store in recent weeks. More HERE

Tennessee - More than $4,000 worth of underwear was stolen from a Victoria's Secret store in Murfreesboro and police are trying to determine if the theft is connected with a ring of thieves hitting stores in other states. More of that story HERE

...uhm...there may be a connection...

Neil is God...

...and yes, that's Booker T. & the MG's along with Anton Fig on drums backing him up...

Vegoose/Bridge School Benefit Music WEEKEND

Robert Randolph, Iggy Pop, Rage Against the Machine and Public Enemy are just a few of the acts on the bill.
Check HERE for the all weekend WEB-CAST.

...and if you really wanna be where the eccentricity is, Neil Young's Annual Bridge School Benefit is going on at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, California all weekend.
The all acoustic event includes performances by:
Neil Young
Jerry Lee Lewis
John Mayer
Metallica
Tom Waits with Kronos Quartet

Eddie Vedder/Jack Irons/Flea - cancelled appearances due to a family illness

Coke Dress

The Japanese ninja skirt that turns into a Coca Cola machine to ward off attackers...
Get yours HERE

Passive Aggressive Notes

Read way way too many more HERE
...it's a pity they can't spell

Versatile Nikka Costa

She Rocks 1996


She gets Funky 2001

Is it SUNDAY yet?

definition

Crummy Church Signs...DOT COM

Rejoice HERE

“Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks

See the ever changing BLOG HERE

Book of the Week: My Last Supper

Chefs have been playing the “My Last Supper” game among themselves for decades, if not centuries, but it had always been kept within the profession until now.
Melanie Dunea came up with the ingenious idea to ask fifty of the world’s famous chefs to let her in on this insider’s game and tell her what their final meals would be. My Last Supper showcases their fascinating answers alongside stunning Vanity Fair–style portraits.
Their responses are surprising, refreshing, and as distinct from each other as the chefs themselves. The portraits—gorgeous, intimate, and playful—are informed by their answers and reveal the passions and personalities of the most respected names in the business.
Lastly, one recipe from each landmark meal is included in the back of the book. With My Last Supper, Dunea found a way into the typically harried, hidden minds of the people who have turned preparing food into an art.
Who wouldn’t want to know where Alain Ducasse would like his supper to be? And who would prepare Daniel Boulud’s final meal? What would Anthony Bourdain’s guest list look like? As the clock ticked, what album would Gordon Ramsay be listening to? And just what would Mario Batali eat for the last time?
Featuring: Ferrán Adrià, José Andrés, Dan Barber, Lidia Bastianich, Mario Batali, Rick Bayless, Michelle Bernstein, Daniel Boulud, Anthony Bourdain, Scott Conant, Gary Danko, Hélène Darroze, Alain Ducasse, Wylie Dufresne, Suzanne Goin, Gabrielle Hamilton, Fergus Henderson, Thomas Keller, Giorgio Locatelli, Masa Kobayashi, Nobu, Jamie Oliver, Jacques Pepin, Gordon Ramsay, Michel Richard, Eric Ripert, Marcus Samuelsson, Charlie Trotter, Jean-Georges Vongerichten and more…
Get it HERE

Born Standing Up...

This week, The New Yorker magazine publishes a personal-history piece by Steve Martin, taken in part from his forthcoming memoir, “Born Standing Up: A Comic’s Life,” which will be published later this month by Scribner. This excerpt from the audio book of “Born Standing Up” is read by Martin, and presented by Simon & Schuster Audio

Listen to the excerpt (5:02), or right-click to download.

The Malibu Fire: An Update

The State received assistance from a tribe of giants, working to contain the devastating California fire that swept the coast line.
Until now, this group of amazonian sized beings lived unseen; awaiting their call to duty.

Top 10 Lesbian Vampire Flicks

3. The Vampire Lovers

the rest are HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"This week, Britney Spears hit another photographer. If she hits one more she gets a free medium Slurpee at 7-Eleven." -- Jimmy Kimmel

California: Governator's Smoking Tent at the Capitol

Toyota's New i-Real is a Segway with a Seat

Toyota is already dominating the world's automotive scene in terms of sales, as well as leading the green vehicle scene thanks to its still rather trendy hybrid Prius. But the Japanese auto maker must be getting bored. Since nobody can seem to compete with it on the vehicular front, the company is moving into new markets: high-end, designer wheelchair sales with its new i-Real three-wheeled chair.

Byrned Up

Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne, campaigning for school vouchers in Utah, contends that kids who drop out of high school are so useless they should be burned to death.

Hospitality Guide for Sleepwalkers

A surge in naked sleepwalking among guests has led one of Britain's largest budget hotel groups to re-train staff to handle late-night nudity.
Travelodge, which runs more than 300 business hotels in Britain, says sleepwalking rose seven-fold in the past year, and 95 per cent of the somnambulants are scantily clad men.
Studies have found that sleepwalking can be brought on by stress, alcohol, eating cheese or consuming too much caffeine.
the story is HERE

eating cheese?

Oh Nut's, It's Santa in the summer...

Banned Band

DURAN DURAN have had the video for their new collaboration with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE banned in the U.K.
The video for the song Falling Down makes fun of the celebrity culture in rehab. But the promo was criticized by TV censors for showing controversial scenes of semi-naked models in distress.
There has been much coverage of young celebrities running off to rehab that the band wanted to poke fun at how ridiculous they are...
more HERE

We really don't care that much about Duran Duran; they've, pretty much, always sucked...but we find it strange that this particular video has been banned. There's nothing explicit or obscene about it except for the fact that the song is boring. The actresses are fairly cute...(shrug); compared to a lot of the crap that IS allowed, the decision to ban this one is perplexing...
...if this is the original vid, it's tame...
see it HERE

is Warren Cuccurullo still in the band?

King Howard of Satellite

Whether or not Howard Stern is the king of all media, he's definitely king of satellite radio.
Arbitron has released its first-ever ratings for XM and Sirius, covering April-June 2007, and they show that in an average week, 1,225,000 listeners at some point heard Stern.
"He doesn't have the audience he had on terrestrial," says radio consultant and analyst Robert Unmacht. "But he's doing very well. You don't need the same numbers on satellite to succeed." "Howard is why Sirius is where it is today..."
the story is HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

To the people of California,

SORRY... I knew I left the iron on.

Sincerely,

Gilbert Gottfried

Remembering Bill Graham...

Today marks the 15th anniversary of Bill Graham's death in a helicopter accident in Northern California....
No one cared about a music fan the way Bill did and no one ever threw a party the way he did either...
Some fond memories...
The Rolling Stones shows on Mick Jaggers birthday and one on Halloween; Led Zeppelin's final US performance; Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page performing on stage together at The Cow Palace; the New Years Eve shows; the 'Day on the Green' shows; The Grateful Dead for 15 nights in 20 days at The Warfield; and Santana performing for free in Golden Gate Park the weekend before Bill's tragic accident are just a few of the special moments he offered to the San Francisco Bay Area...there were 100's of others...
Every live musical experience is better today because of Bill Graham...

We will never forget the good times he created out of thin air...

Journey at the Bill Graham Memorial

Bill Graham Interview PT 1
Bill Graham Interview PT 2
Bill Graham at the Fillmore
Bill Graham Estate

Office Hacky-Sack

Carlin: "Don't Christians have anything better to do?"

Mail it you will...

United States Postal Service releases new stamp with Star Wars Jedi Master Yoda
more HERE

The Last PICK-ture Show

The Ass Kicking...

Well Said...

...see you on Saturday Mr. Lewis...

Final 4 - AMERICAN (occupation) IDOL...in Iraq

Lady and the Sloth

more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"Tough times have befallen Jermaine Jackson, who failed to gain 50/50 custody of his children, Jaffar and Jermajesty, this week. The judge ruled that Jermaine cannot have custody of his kids until he starts Jermaking some Jermoney." -- Jimmy Kimmel

Hanoi Harlot

HANOI, Vietnam - An online sex video featuring a popular celebrity has riveted the nation for more than a week now...

But unlike Americans, who bestow fame and fortune to young vixens willing to get naked, the 19-year-old woman at the center of Vietnam's sex scandal won't be able to capitalize on her newfound notoriety.
Hoang Thuy Linh's show has been canceled and the actress has made a tearful farewell on national television...her acting career essentially over.
the story is HERE

Vietnamese Police in have arrested four students accused of spreading "debauched cultural products" by posting the sex clip onto the internet…

that story is HERE

White House Boobs...Past, Present & Future

Jackie Kennedy... Small but perfect.

Laura Bush... George W. likes a little more than a handful.

the rest are HERE

Japanese Assette

Slavic Secretary Secrets

An employee from Bulgaria's Foreign Ministry uploaded erotic photos on her own website.
Lila Georgieva said she published the pictures by herself and stated: "These are art photographs and I do not think they cut across my duties."
Before working at the Ministry, Georgieva had worked at the Bulgarian Embassy in Lisbon, Portugal as an ambassadors secretary.
Her site has been taken down.

You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church...

• IF the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
• IF people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
• WHEN the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,"five guys and two women stand up.
• IF opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
• IF a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
• IF the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
• WHEN in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
• IF Baptism is referred to as "branding".
• IF high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
• IF people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
• IF the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.
• IF the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
• IF the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
• IF instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.
• IF the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
• IF the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill".
• IF "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.
• IF the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now!! Ya Hear"

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Fuzzy Band of Gypsys

...it's Slinky...for fun, it's a wonderful toy...

Hoop Dreams

Jesca Hoop is a striking, dark-haired woman from Northern California who writes and sings twisty, sprawling, lyrically abstract songs, featuring strange sonorities and offbeat rhythms. Her music sounds as if it comes from an imaginary country, and she sings in the accented English of someone from that country.
Jesca Hoop grew up in a musical family, and then spent years as a nanny for another musical family: that of Tom Waits.
Hoop describes her songs as having a wardrobe around them and she uses diverse sonic building blocks to construct the songs on her latest album Kismet.
...she's truly fascinating; if you fancy Kate Bush, Joanna Newsome or even Gabby La La, you're sure to enjoy Jesca...
learn more...
NPR story, interview and more HERE
official website is HERE
myspace HERE

Big Brother...and Mother...and Father...and...and...

An in-car camera installed near the rear-view mirror to record unsafe "events" when a teenager drives (above left).
Teensurance Web site displayed on a laptop computer(above right) . Under the Teensurance plan, parents are sent an e-mail or text message if their teen's car, monitored by on-board GPS and notification technology called the Safety Beacon, exceeds pre-defined speed limits or strays too far from home or school.
article is HERE

Minotaur vs. Centaur

"Who would win in a fight -- a minotaur armed with a trident, or a centaur armed with a crossbow?"
Find out HERE

Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage

GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast.
the story is HERE

Puerto Rican Fruit Loop

Eye of the Beholder

THE PUNCHLINE

"On this date in 1901, boxer shorts were invented. That may or may not mean much to you, but it certainly made life more comfortable for Rosie O'Donnell." -- David Letterman

Robert Goulet in critical condition

Singing legend Robert Goulet is in critical condition in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and needs a lung transplant, it was announced Monday. Goulet, 73, has been hospitalized for 22 days in Las Vegas and Los Angeles with interstitial pulmonary fibrosis, which was described as "a rare but rapidly progressive and fatal condition."
See a classic HERE
And many many great moments HERE

Well ain't that the POOP...

Kaneko Sangyo Co. said Tuesday it has developed a portable toilet for use inside a car that totally conceals the user with a curtain.

The new "Kurumarukun" toilet presented the same day at a trade fair in Nagoya is the first ever model of its kind small enough to fit inside a car, the Aichi Prefecture-based manufacturer of plastic car accessories said.

"The commode will come in handy during major disasters such as earthquakes or when you are on outings or caught in a traffic jam," said a company official.

Sales will begin online on Nov. 15 at a price of 4,725 yen.

Users are required to assemble a cardboard toilet bowl and to fit a water-absorbent sheet inside. The toilet, to be set up on the back seat of a car, comes with a curtain large enough to totally conceal users and a plastic bag to tightly seal human waste for later disposal.

Prior to assembly, the product measures 60 centimeters long, 38 cm wide and 2.5 cm thick and can be carried inside a suitcase, the company said.

Man, 24, loses 82-year-old wife

She died after returning from the honeymoon...
I'm going to be SICK NOW...
read all about it HERE

Groping Gorilla

Outrageous Movie Posters HERE
DVD available HERE

Good Morning sickness America

"GMA" wants to know if your child dresses provocatively.
Society sexualises everything, including children and children’s clothes...this is what Society approves of as an ideal for girls…Add serious make-up: and…viola, you have a 10 year old sex-object...happily assisted by mothers wanting to re-gain their lost youth…
If you are the parent of a child between ages 5 and 12 who thinks your child dresses too sexily, then "GMA" wants to hear from you...
go HERE

Molding Little Brains

The human brain is the most complicated and mysterious object in the known universe. But you won't care about that when you're snacking on one, especially when it's made from fantastically wiggly-jiggly gelatin.
find it HERE

Cinema Baddasses

9. WILLIAM HOLDEN, THE WILD BUNCH

Entertainment Tonight chooses 25...some are undeserving...others really kick ass...
see them HERE

"Oh, Crap..."

Marie Osmond Faints on 'Dancing w/the Stars'

Navel Maneuvers

Sunday Segway Polo 10.21.07

Venture Capitalist John Doerr and Steve Wozniak playing a little Segway Polo.

Porter Wagoner diagnosed with lung cancer

Porter Wagoner has lung cancer and remains hospitalized in serious condition, a publicist for the country singer said.

The 80-year-old singer in May celebrated his 50th year at the Grand Ole Opry, the long-running live country music show.

Wagoner, known for his rhinestone stage outfits, helped launch the career of Dolly Parton by hiring her as his duet partner in 1967.

Parton visited Wagoner in the hospital last week and pledged to sing with him again according to Opry spokeswoman Jessie Schmidt.

Bob Dylan Pimps for Caddy...

See it HERE

The perfect holiday gift

Get your's HERE

Actors Studio host Lipton was a pimp

the story is HERE

There's a New Kid in Town

British glamor model Gemma Atkinson is headed to Nashville...
see more HERE

Fake turf watered as supplies dry up

It's not even real grass!

But in the midst of what may be the worst drought ever in North Carolina, Duke University and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill are watering the synthetic turfs used by their field hockey teams.

The International Hockey Federation insists.
The universities are not breaking any rules. But like clockwork, as residents in Durham and Chapel Hill see their plants and lawns wither, the sprinklers go on at the UNC-CH Francis E. Henry Stadium and at Duke's Williams Field.
Brad Schnurr, a Chapel Hill contractor who does work in Durham, saw the sprinklers go on one afternoon recently at Duke and drove around the block to make sure he was not seeing things.
"Sprinklers aren't even the right term, they're like fire hoses," Schnurr said. "I was like, 'What is that? What is that?' I couldn't believe it."

more HERE

Britney goes for Ice Cream

See it HERE

Kollywood Western

from the film Kadhalan
kollywood = tamil movies [ tamil = south india ]

Heroine Fix

Chicago Editorial

Doug Elfman of the Chicago Sun-Times mind seems to wander into strange territory...The question is: How much time did he spend conducting research? AND...What exactly is his motivation? ...is it really about parenting? ...

'Pretty Baby'
Brooke Shields, then 12, appeared nude while portraying a child prostitute in this 1978 Louis Malle film. At 14, Shields went topless in the sex-obsessed "Blue Lagoon." She told People this summer: "People used to say my mom used me as a commodity. But you know what? She did her own version [of] dysfunctional behavior, sure, but nothing like you see these days" in Hollywood.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Raised in the limelight like her sister since she was a baby, Mary-Kate is now famous for being a public mess at times. She has battled anorexia in rehab. And what about things the twins had no control over? Before they turned 18 in 2004, Web sites ran clocks counting the days till they were fair game for sex. One site boasted, "Gentlemen, start your engines and get out your best booze. The countdown has begun. The Olsen Twins are waiting for you!"

LeAnn Rimes
At 12, her manager-dad got her to sign a record deal to make dozens of albums for Curb. She later claimed her dad took 70 percent of earnings, sued him and Curb, and finally settled after telling Congress she still owed Curb 21 albums during her adult years.

'American Beauty'
Thora Birch was 16 when she filmed a nude scene for the 1999 Oscar-winning film. Her parents are ex-porn actors. Earlier this year, her dad reportedly coached Birch on the set during sex scenes for an upcoming movie.

Disclaimer

Segway PT Ferrari Limited Edition

Pay way too much for something that cost too much already, see it HERE.

Book of the Week

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The Copperfield Coverup?

What the peeps are saying....

I went to one of his shows with my wife, and after selecting her out of the audience for a trick on the show, he invited her backstage afterwards. There he got her phone, email, and other info on the premise that he might do a show in our city and might use her in the show again. When they came out from backstage, my family posed for photos with him. After returning home, he commenced to email my wife, inviting her to visit him at his Bahamas Island, followed by phone calls. What an ass! I was suspicious of why he selected her from the audience, and especially when he talked her into giving him contact information. It's clear he makes a habit of this and doesn't care whether his targets are married or not. I hope they nail his ass to the wall.

Years ago, in the mid 1980s, I dated a woman who worked in a hospital. She specialized in rehab for children with physical problems.

Copperfield started a program (with good intentions) to help kids with these type of problems and would visit local hospitals each time he came to our town.

Also, each time he came to our town he would invite my girlfriend to dinner and give her tickets to his show and always include her in his act. I agree, Copperfield loves women, he would always show up @ the hospital with a girl on his arm and see to it that her photo was never taken because he had another waiting at home. At the same time he was trying year after year to hit on my girlfriend. This guy is a sleez..... a rich one at that.

THE PUNCHLINE

"President Bush met with the Dalai Lama at the White House. One awkward moment: When the Dalai Lama walked into the Oval Office wearing the traditional robe, Bush started chanting, 'Toga! Toga!'" -- Jay Leno

Live TV goes nuts...

Sensationalism

Tennis coach guilty of sex abuse...
Claire Lyte, 29, a top tennis coach has been found guilty of sexually abusing a 13-year-old schoolgirl she taught.
the BBC News story is HERE

This story was particularly difficult for us here at CWW...we generally shy away from child molestation stories since they're generally creepy and an innocent child is made a victim.
This story has been in the news for about a month and is as salacious and seductive as it is twisted and disturbing. Although the BBC delivers the news straightforward and reasonably, many news organizations chose and have chosen to deliver a more erotic style of reporting. This is what our attention has been drawn towards...
HEADLINES:
Tennis coach to be jailed for gay affair
Tennis coach guilty of underage lesbian seduction
Game up for tennis lesbian
Tennis coach convicted of lesbian seduction towards minor
Tennis coach convicted of sex abuse of teenage pupil
Tennis coach Claire Lyte wore her pupil’s underwear
Mother 'saw tennis coach Clare Lyte in sex act' with daughter
Tennis Coach Guilty Of Student Sex
The real story behind the lesbian tennis coach who had an affair ...
Even a former lover chimes in...
MY ROMPS WITH LESBIAN TENNIS COACH

The case has raised a number of issues regarding the way that our society deals with pedophilia...the way the media has portrayed the crime; labeling Claire Lyte's crime a homosexual affair, when it was clearly a pedophilia affair...more HERE

related stories...Thousands of teachers cited for sex misconduct; Double Standard for Child Sex Crime Suspects; Complicated emotions after sex with teacher

Teresa Brewer: "the little girl with the big voice" has died

Teresa Brewer, a singer who found fame as a novelty vocalist in 1950 with the chart-topping "Music! Music! Music!" but reinvented herself as a jazz stylist who performed with some of the genre's biggest names including Duke Ellington and Dizzy Gillespie, has died. She was 76.
Brewer died of a neuromuscular disease Wednesday at her home in New Rochelle, N.Y.
Los Angeles Times article is HERE
New York Times article is HERE
Brewer made her first recording in 1949 at the age of 18...

Nerd Fantasy....Realized.

Slash slings Hash...Good Lords!

Porn icon TRACI LORDS was so embarrassed to be seen with her former rocker boyfriend SLASH, she insisted they never arrived at parties and events together.
Writing in his forthcoming autobiography, the former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist recalls meeting Lords at the 1989 MTV Movie Awards and dating her "immediately" afterwards.
"I was infamous... Traci didn't want any part of being seen in public with me…"She always insisted that we scoot in some back alley entrance… she didn't want to be exposed as some kind of groupie slut or one of the porno chicks that guys like me dated." Irony can be sweet.
Slash recalls inviting Traci to his apartment but being too incapacitated to perform…“By the time Traci showed up [my friend] and I were crawling around on the carpet looking for rocks. We were a mess.”
Lords stormed out after she was confronted with one of the X-rated films she had starred in. Slash adds: “We were so high we thought nothing of going over to my bookshelves, retrieving New Wave Hookers, pointing to the cover and saying, ‘That’s you, isn’t it?’ I’d seen her in this movie where she was bent over holding her ankles. It was very entertaining...”

Salma Hayek: Super. Natural.

Quite Contrary

Créations de Soasig Chamaillard
more HERE

Traditional Holiday Balls

Muff'n Mouth

British Actress Deborah Kerr has died

British actress Deborah Kerr, star of From Here To Eternity and The King And I, has died aged 86.
Kerr had suffered from Parkinson's disease for several years.
She died in Suffolk on Tuesday
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

The Naked Edge -- 1961

Women of Clear Lake

FORT WAYNE, Ind. - A group of women, all 50 years and older, posed semi-nude to raise money to preserve an island in Clear Lake in northeast Indiana.
The Clear Lake Township Land Conservancy has raised more than $1.7 million to buy Kasota Island by selling home-brewed beer, cookbooks and pin-up calendars featuring the "Women of Clear Lake."

Sweater Pillow?

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Sassafras

BAY MINETTE, Ala. — An outdoor billboard has injected international oil politics and questionable slang into rural south Alabama with an anti-Hugo Chavez message that pointedly urges motorists to boycott gas from CITGO, the oil firm with ties to Chavez's Venezuela.
The sign's message: "Don't buy gas from this ass!" has drawn a mixed reaction in Alabama and a protest from the oil firm.
Billboard owner John McCombs, 50, of Gulf Shores said, "I hope I haven't offended anyone..." adding that he objected to Chavez calling President Bush "the devil" and his outspoken hatred of America.
story is HERE

Reggae Star Lucky Dube Shot Down

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa — Police are still hunting for the killers of reggae legend Lucky Dube, 43. The musician was gunned down by 3-armed carjackers on Thursday night as he dropped off his teenage son and daughter at home...
A wave of anger and shock has followed the killing with politicians from across the spectrum calling for a renewed effort to reduce one of the world's highest homicide rates.
more HERE

Britney's Uncensored Music Video

CD Release of the Week

See it and hear it HERE

DVD Release of the Week

We're pleased that the 'Grindhouse' films have been released separately since Richard Rodriguez's 'Plant Terror' is far more entertaining than Quentin Tarantino's jabber-fest 'Death Proof'...

get it HERE

Punched Before you Munched

Britney Report Number 87,987

Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach yesterday, and apparently, it's the last straw for the coach.
Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney. (probably off getting coffee and gas again...)
During the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere. Seems like Britney was ignoring the coach. (Family Court really likes that sort of behavior)
And get this -- after the court hearing last week, as Britney got in the elevator, she said, "Why didn't he (the Commissioner) lock down the building for me?"
It's her world, we just live in it.

Sexy Icelandic Rockstars

Apparat Organ Quartet

they're all HERE

Boozing Bush 1992

Dubya said he got off the bottle in 1986...here's a video of him at a wedding in 1992...



more at TheSmokingGun.com

America: War? YES!...Children's Health? NO!

The U.S. House of Representatives Fail To Override Bush SCHIP Veto...
The House tally was 13 votes shy of the needed two-thirds majority...supporters of the bill were unable to convert a single House Republican who voted against the bill last month...
Many GOP lawmakers echoed President Bush's concern that the bill would go too far in giving states the option to also help some middle-class families.
This vote stands as the latest example of how Mr. Bush can still get his way on Capitol Hill. Through despicable use of veto threats and his veto pen, Mr. Bush has fended off attempts to force a change of course in Iraq and twisted Democrats into knots over domestic surveillance -- a feat Democrats would never have imagined when they pushed Republicans out of power a year ago.
U.S. News & World Report bulletin is HERE

Bottom Line? ...Bush and his cronies are tyrants, Democrats have been reduced to whining minions, Americans are embedded in apathy, ignorance and Attention Deficit Disorder...and our country is in steep decline...
The worst part? By all indications...it's only going to get worse...

It's Gonna Rain...

Hero Worship

D.C. Comics will be releasing a hardcover graphic novel November 7th, which collects the Heroes online comics in book form. It will be a hardcover featuring covers by Alex Ross and Jim Lee and an introduction by "Heroes" star Masi Oka (Hiro). The stories were originally created for the "Heroes" website at NBC.com where new chapters continue to be available.

Sexy rap videos damaging to young girls...DUH!

NEW YORK - Watching rap music videos that are overly sexy and violent can lead to alcohol abuse and promiscuity among young black girls, according to a study into sexual stereotypes in rap music footage.
U.S. researchers found young black girls who spent more time watching rap music videos were more likely to binge drink, have sex with multiple partners, test positive for marijuana and have a negative body image.
Reuters article is HERE

Mapplethorpe Look out....

See it HERE.

Aroma Therapy

New drug therapy: Smell of breasts drive women wild.
This finding came from research about therapies for women with low libido, and involved asking new mothers to insert special pads into their bras.
Those pads were then sniffed by half of the study group, and the findings showed that women who were exposed to the breastfeeding smell experienced a 24 percent increase in sexual desire and 17 percent increase in sexual fantasies.
more HERE

UltraVixen Vanessa Dumped by Disney?

Over a month after frisky nude photos of High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens hit the Internet OK! Magazine reports that Disney has made up its mind about what to do next and that the 18-year-old actress will not be asked to board the boat for the third HSM film.
the report is HERE

"Son of a gun!" JOEY BISHOP dead at 89

...Fish or Cut Bait...

OCEAN BEACH, California – PETA – the animal-rights group whose acronym stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals – organized the protest to call attention to the pain that fish suffer when they are hooked by fishing lines.
the story is HERE

Chuck is 81 today...

Chuck Berry w/John Lennon on the Mike Douglas Show...

"...all kinda sexy..."

Spam I can't stop laughing about...

Be sure to read the testimonials HERE

Scandinavian Clan ready to Kick Virtual Ass

A Swedish TV gaming show entitled Play Us, starring an all-girl gaming team known as Les Seules, could be appearing on UK television in the near future.
Described as the "first reality series that tries to attract the millions of teenagers who now prefer to play computer games and bring them back to TV", each 30 minute episode of the series sees the five-girl team tackle a series of challenges in one of ten international cities while playing first-person shooter Counter Strike.
check out their badass site HERE

Jews for Jesus Job Posting

Best job posting EVER ...HERE.

Drive Van, Wipe Butt, Go Swimming.....in a nutshell...

Hitchcock Cameos

"...put down your dreams and step away from hope..."

The American Dream is Dead, gone along with the era of good union jobs, comprehensive employer benefits and real upward mobility, and most working people are fully aware of the fact.
it's all HERE

Judd Apatow Teams w/Will Ferrell

Diesel Does Disco

Alfred Hitchcock on Eggs...

"I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes … have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.

Catwalk Crash at Fashion Week

See it HERE.

Timberlake is in front...Jessica Beil in the middle

Girl in the black top?...well, she's getting a handful of Beil...while Timberlake can't see it from his position...he's probably not paying attention anyway...

Britney Spears Visitation SUSPENDED

Britney Spears has had her visitation rights with her kids suspended until she complies with all court orders.

The order by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon came after K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court yesterday for an emergency hearing.

The order reads, "Petitioner's (Britney' Spears) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner's compliance with the court orders."

Brit's next shot at getting the kids is October 26, when she's been ordered back to court.

The order says, "The parenting coach is to submit a report to the court and counsel prior to October 26, 2007."

We have also learned she did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests, and that is what triggered the visitation revoke action.

Read the minute order

YA, HER AGAIN...

A Britney Update...

Is it funny, or sad, or both?

1. Britney Spears calls Kevin Federline, threatens to kill herself.

2. PETA fears for the welfare of Britney's pets and has written a letter to Kevin Federline asking him to pursue custody of her pets.

3. Another sex tape may be coming out soon, and thieves took her dominatrix outfit. Story:

Britney Spears may face a new sex-tape scandal after it has emerged that kinky videos and photographs were among the items stolen from the star’s Los Angeles home last weekend.

The British tabloid The Sun reports that Spears is distraught after the gang made off with personal items, including a dominatrix-style outfit, after breaking into her 12 -million Beverly Hills home.

The Sun quoted a source as saying: “Britney is beside herself with worry — having your home broken into is bad enough for anybody, but when you’re famous and you have had some pretty personal things taken, it’s 10 times worse.

“These guys went first for all Britney’s personal stuff. They seemed to know in the long run this will be worth far more to them if they can sell it to the highest bidder.”

American Bandstand it is NOT...

Watch what you couldn't see on TV HERE

Zelda Controller for Nintendo Wii

In case you want to celebrate...

...every morning at 4 AM...

Who's Yer Daddy?

the uncensored version is HERE

Brits get it Right...

Dazzling Daily Star discovery Kelly Brook has the sexiest body in the world.
And stick-thin Victoria Beckham’s figure is the worst...
Sexy Kelly, 27, currently strutting her stuff on Strictly Come Dancing, won top spot for her curvy bust, tiny waist and generous hips.
Meanwhile, waif-like Posh, 33, who wears jeans made for seven-year-olds, was rated as having the worst figure.
We happen to agree with our British buddy's...
Sorry Esquire...Charlize just doesn't measure up against our Miss Brook...

¡Me Gusta Mucho!

Sting and his Man Friend...

Blonde Beer Garden of Eden

Conan and the Fire Alarm

The hack got hacked!

A message from Ann Coulter appeared on her official website yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn't real. The message from Ann read:

Dear Readers,
I've been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry.
But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity. Even so