Monday, August 11, 2008

Parenting Tips from...HELL

Lynne Spears has made it "Through the Storm" ...thanks to a little help from the millions of dollars she's received from whoring out her kids. Lynne has put her parenting tips into a book which is due out next week...it goes something like this: "...first my oldest shaved her head and lost custody of her kids to a loser father then my youngest role model got KNOCKED UP by someone without money, see a pattern here?"

The MORON(S) who buy(s) this book should automatically get a visit from Child Protective Services.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Jamie Lynn's Sweet 16/Baby Shower

Where did they get those dresses?
...oh yeah, I forgot... Arkansas!

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

KFED allows Britney to see kids

Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline has agreed to let the pop-wreck see their two sons, but only if the singer’s mom, Lynne gives the go-ahead first, according to sources.
Britney’s mom is currently looking after tatter tot and small fry, while Federline attends New York Fashion Week.
The source said: “K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney 'round so that she can have some parental bonding time with her kids.
“He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she’ll always love those two kids with all her heart.”

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Statement Released by Britney's Parents

"As parents of an adult child in the throws (sic) of a mental health crisis, we were extremely disappointed this morning to learn that over the recommendation of her treating psychiatrist, our daughter Britney was released from the hospital that could best care for her and keep her safe. We are deeply concerned about our daughter's safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk. There are conservatorship orders in place created to protect our daughter that are being blatantly disregarded. We ask only that the court's orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted."
more HERE

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Friday, February 01, 2008

Sam Lutfi squeals like the pig he is...

Sam talked to USWeekly today...

“Oh boy, her family is crazy! It's funny because that's what the doctors say when they meet the family. They always come back and say, ‘You know, [her problems] are inherited, right?’ It’s just so sad. It's shared equally from both of her parents.”

Sam said they tried the intervention several times and Thursday was their fourth.
“They (Brit's parents) show up to the house like hillbillies, texting me. I find out that they’re outside, and they go, ‘You better let me in the gate, you ass.’ So I go, to Britney, ‘Your parents are here, let them come in and yell at you and scream at you. If anything else goes on, I'll throw you in my car and take you out of here.’ She said, ‘OK, fine, baby.’ I let them in. Instead of going to see how Britney is, they come bouncing through... They scream at me, ‘Why the fuck are you talking to Barbara Walter!' I swear to God that's all they were saying.

“The dad pushed me in the chest and said, ‘Get the fuck out of here.’ The dad gave up and then the mom tried to talk to her, but Lynne was like, ‘I gotta get my beauty sleep, I gotta get my nails done, I gotta do my hair.’ It was just so sick. We made the mom stay.”

He said Brit has been battling her bi-polar disorder for at least 5 years. He told her, “Britney, do you see why people think you are crazy? Look at your mother and look at your father.”

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Britney's Parents in LA Court RIGHT NOW

They are inside for an 11:15am hearing that establishes conservatorship for people with severe mental problems.
Sources say both parents are extremely concerned about the welfare of their bipolar daughter and upset because Sam Lutfi is trying to control Britney's medical matters..
The court has the power to create a conservatorship, which would allow both Jamie and Lynne to make medical decisions on behalf of Britney. The conservatorship would also allow them to control Britney's financial affairs.
Both parents have made it clear: they believe Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib are squandering Brit's assets.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

B.S.: The Intervention

Beginning Monday night, Britney Spears' Family has surrounded her to attempt an 'intervention'...
Look for insider Sam Lutfi to get the SHOVE OUT THE FRICKIN' DOOR by weeks end...
HE saw the great need for her to go shopping for a new Mercedes Benz...
As reported:
A fight was fueled by Lutfi's insistence that Britney speak to her mother Lynne Spears, Lutfi wanting her to visit with a psychologist and Lutfi's refusal to let Ms. Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.
Spears - who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers - then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe and drove inside the gates of her Beverly Hills mansion. It was then that her 'pap' boyfriend Ghalib tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated compound.
At 9:07 p.m. Spears' father Jamie arrived at the scene. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Mother Lynne Spears arrived soon thereafter.
At around 9:30 p.m. Britney left the house and was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side.
Shortly after 11 p.m. Britney and Adnan returned to the house; father Jamie had left at that point.
At 1:20 a.m. Spears traveled to a nearby Longs Drugs store along with her mother, Lynne and Lutfi.
So, to review: Lutfi "the leach" told Britney she was a NUT and needed mental help; Britney threw a white trash hissy fit and called her "photo scab" Adnan Ghalib to pick her up. Then her birth parents and the police stopped by; Brit fled... A short time later, the Spears family waved sparklers, blended a StarBucks coffee beverage and pulled a burrito by a string to lure Britney back home. THE END

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears goes for the BRASS RING...

Expectant Mommy Jamie Lynn Spears attends a test preparation class with her Mother Lynne Spears held at the Tangipahoa Parish School System Adult Education Center in Hammond, Louisiana.
The 16-year-old Nickelodeon star was seen carrying out a GED study guide, used to study for a high school equivalence degree.

Probably the first person in her family to get as far as the GED...

...lest we forget; her sister makes $700,000 per month...and is out-of-her-mind...

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Jamie Lynns’ baby due March 7 - It's a Girl

Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby is due March 7 - and an ultrasound shows that it’s a girl.

Jamie Lynn learned she was pregnant in late July, but her mother Lynne didn’t want anyone to know...
Lynne demanded that Jamie Lynn not keep the baby. At first, Jamie Lynn agreed, but then boyfriend Casey Aldridge talked her into keeping it. Determined to have her way, Jamie Lynn threatened to run away, marry Casey, who’s 18, and go live with her big sister Britney (brilliant plan).
the story is HERE

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Trump Trashes Tramp

Donald Trump has said what we're all thinking...

“I don’t know what’s going on with that family. That family seems to be a mess. It’s a shame," Trump said.
So who is to blame for Britney's breakdown and 16-year-old Jamie Lynn's pregnancy?
“You always have to blame the parents, at least to a degree," he explained. "But ultimately they’re [Britney and Jamie Lynn] almost old enough to make a decision.”

How the hell did he become the voice of truth and reason?

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears - Let's Review

A) Britney is her sister; OMG!

B) Her Mom's book on parenting has been shelved.

C) The guy who knocked her up could face rape charges since he's 3 years her senior (and she's 16).

D) Nickelodeon (owner of the 'Zoey 101' show which Jamie stars) is now forced to do a whole show on teen pregnancy.

Smells like a SHIT STORM is blowing through the Camp Spears Trailer Park this week...

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Jamie Lynn told KFed about the bun in her oven B4 telling her family

This is just getting odder and odder isn’t it? Page Six is reporting that Jamie Lynn confided in Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline before she told the rest of her family that she was pregnant. They even go on to say that Kevin is Jamie Lynn’s go to phone call when she is in need of some guidance. You think you know a family…
“Kevin knew before Britney that Jamie Lynn is pregnant,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “In fact, Britney’s [somewhat estranged] mom Lynne, [who has become tight with Kevin in the wake of her troubles with her daughter and grandchildren], told Kevin about it on Monday, [December 17], because Lynne wanted Kevin to be prepared when Britney found out.”

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I have "FAITH" this will "SUCK"...

Lynne Spears to write Redneck Parenting Guide

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has signed a deal to write a tell-all book about life as a celebrity mother.
The 52-year-old was previously rumored to be spilling the beans on her troubled daughter's rise and fall from the limelight in an autobiography -- but a statement from Christian publisher Thomas Nelson insists it will focus purely on her skills as a mom.
A spokesman for Thomas Nelson confirms, "We've signed her to a deal. "It's a parenting book that's going to have faith elements to it. I don't think it's totally been written yet."
The tome is titled "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World," and has been touted as "Lynne Spears' personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

Ironically, Lynne's parenting of the 25-year-old star has been heavily criticized in recent months, most recently by comedienne Roseanne Barr, who blasted her for failing to stop Britney's party lifestyle.
The star's relationship with her mom has been strained since the singer entered rehab earlier this year, but the pair is said to have reconciled following developments in Britney's child custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The book is due to be released in May 2008.

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