Jeff Conaway Dead Pool Countdown

Jeff Conaway of "Celebrity Rehab"/"TAXI" says he's finally off drugs. Jeff told Inside Edition that John Travolta and Scientology have helped him. What? His crackwhore girlfriend didn't HELP him? ...hummm

He said, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like 'holy cow', he says whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working. John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”
more HERE

The only audit Jeff needs is the one where we find out exactly how much cash he threw away using that whore/girlfriend/drug dealer to create his STASH...

Note to Self: Update deadpool picks, move up 'Taxi' guys date...

Bonds Indictment Unsealed...

A federal judge today ordered the unsealing of the transcript of Barry Bonds December 2003 testimony before a San Francisco grand jury, an appearance that resulted in the baseball star's indictment last year on perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
The order came following a court hearing during which the Judge cited deficiencies in the Bonds indictment and directed prosecutors to either redraft the document or head back into a grand jury to seek a new indictment.
While the entire Bonds transcript is worth it's weight in dead trees, we particularly enjoyed his answer to a question posed by one juror about Greg Anderson, the athlete's friend and trainer/drug supplier. "With all the money you make, have you ever thought of maybe building him a mansion or something?"
Bonds replied, "One, I'm black. And I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. And I'm keeping my money. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. There ain't that many rich black people. And I ain't giving my money up. That's why."

WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLIS?
Read the 149 page document HERE

Sandra Bullock and Amputee Love

Sandra Bullock carried her two dogs around New York City this morning. She was spotted along with her husband Jesse James leaving their home with bi-pedal dog Ruby and three-legged pooch Poppy. Both dogs were rescued from shelters a few years back. more HERE

If they're looking for more companionship, we hear Heather Mills may be in need of a friend in the middle of March or so...

The Dean Martin Show

Larry King needs to stay SEATED...

We Finish Up Black History Month with a BANG

Bijou Phillips is a Crack Up...uh...or Down...

Timberlake SPORTS WOOD...

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy waaaay back! JT sports a '70s-style mustache, Gabe Kaplan hairdo and banana hammock in his latest big-screen role as hockey pro "Jacques Grande" in the upcoming Mike Myers comedic romp, The Love Guru.

Jamie Lynn Spears (They Only Go out at Night?)

WILLIAM SPEARS, BRITNEY's uncle and younger brother of dad JAMIE rambled on about Father Jamie having a vasectomy after Britney was born and being shocked to learn Lynne was pregnant again.
Willy said, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his."
Jamie Spears demanded a DNA test. The results proved Jamie Lynne was his.
Uncle Willy added, "That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”
He thinks "history is repeating itself," because JLS is knocked up.
more HERE

Gay for Pay

A new episode of MTV's True Life aired last night called "I Work in the Sex Industry."
While "sex industry" is defined kinda loosely (one of the girls they follow hosts a college radio sex show), the storyline following Aaron, a 23-year-old straight guy who works in gay porn, was pretty different.
He says he really, truly is straight but that he can't turn the money down, since gay sex scenes offer about five times the cash as straight ones, and he simply relies on Viagra to get him up. His family seems to have a hard time believing that he can do that job and be straight, and even his co-stars tease him about how he just doesn't know he's gay yet. Reality TV at it's finest...
See it HERE

Dusty's Day at the Beach

more Celebrities on the beach HERE

J-Lo - Cash Cow

Jennifer Lopez reportedly spent $1.4 million on giving birth.

The singer paid $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital, where she delivered her twins on February 22, 2008.
The $175,000-a-week suite - which included brown leather couches, a large Apple computer monitor, two plasma screen TVs, wooden flooring and a private kitchen - was also reserved by Jennifer and husband Marc Anthony three weeks before the star's due date.
Jennifer and Marc also paid $300,000 for private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on security and a further $100,000 on personal assistants before the birth.

Sources close to the couple also claim they have named the twins, a boy and a girl, Maximiano and Emelina.
A family insider told In Touch magazine: "Jennifer is doing so well but we have gone through a lot of tissues. Everyone is crying many tears of joy."

Cry me a river...have you seen her ACT? Of course not, because SHE CAN'T...

Oh No! It's Mr.Bill...

During the February 27, 2008 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly attacked Arianna Huffington...
"What's the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and Arianna Huffington? What's the difference?" O'Reilly queried...
He went on..."I don't see any difference between Huffington and the Nazis. ... I don't see any difference."
More HERE

Lil' Lohan Wants IT Bad...

"I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know..."
That from Ali Lohan, who makes no secret of the fact that she’s addicted to fame and fortune like her older sister, Lindsay. The 14-year-old spoke with Teen Vogue about making a name for herself...
She has said that watching the progression of her sister's career has actually encouraged her to take a stab at it herself. "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does..."
So...it's substance abuse, public humiliation, nip-slips and crotch shots in Ali's future?

Medical Advice 101

Note to Self: Never EVER go 'COLD TURKEY' off Prilosec...

...if you do the photo below is a representation of the result...
...and, trust me, you'll be standing up at the time... (SO I HEAR)

...or it could've been the chicken wings that were consumed after sitting out for 48 hrs...

Say What?

$4 gasoline? It's news to Bush...

When asked about the possibility of the price going that high, president says, 'That's interesting, I hadn't heard that.'
Los Angeles Times article HERE
video HERE

Bipartisanland

Nascar in Vegas: A Whitetrash Dream

NASCAR is roaring into Las Vegas with lots of activities and a big race weekend expected to draw thousands of fans. more HERE

Johnny Mac calls himself a Liberal

See it HERE

I Knew it! ...I Knew it all along...

Super Sexy Censorship

A sensual cover image featuring a lesbian embrace has been censored after objections from a major retailer.
DIVA, Europe's leading lesbian glossy, had chosen the photo, a homage to a legendary cover of Rolling Stone magazine featuring John Lennon and Yoko Ono, for the cover of their SEX issue.
the story is HERE
DIVA website HERE

Leap Year

...everything you ever wanted to know about leap year is HERE

THIS video helps explain the image above...

Praise the Lard

Pastry lard was used to make this carving of Ozzy Osbourne

The hospitality industry hosted a trade fair last week in London called Hotelympia. Students from Adam Smith College in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, swept the "Works in Fat" contest, in which participants had to carve detailed sculptures out of pastry lard.
BBC story is HERE
NPR podcast HERE

Really?

Yes, it's a DVD...
available HERE

Born in the Zone

Republican presidential candidate John McCain's birth in the Panama Canal Zone is raising some concerns about whether he can legitimately seek the presidency, the New York Times reported.

The Constitution states that only a "natural-born citizen'' can serve as president, the Times said. McCain was born on a military installation in the Canal Zone in 1936, where his mother and father, a Navy officer, were stationed, the Times said.
more HERE

Mariah & the Geek

Playboy wants Lohan

After Lindsay Lohan's New Yorker spread, it seems Hugh Hefner has a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot plan of his own. He does own the crypt next to Ms. Monroe in the fabulous Westwood Park cemetery after all.
Lindsay did the New Yorker free of charge...we're guessing the Playboy offer will be WAY WAY North of that...

BUT REALLY...let's talk about her nipples...
I mean, from the angle in the shot above...the word CREEPY comes to mind....

Yeah, I'm SURE this DIDN'T happen...

Boy George pled not guilty to chaining down a hooker. Boy George is accused of assaulting 28-year-old Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen and chaining HIM to a wall in his Shoreditch, East London home.

George gave his plea and confirmed he understood the terms of his bail. The trial is this coming November.
story is HERE

Valerie Bertinelli Really Tells All on “Oprah”

it's all HERE

RIP: Buddy Miles

Buddy Miles, who co-founded and played drums in Band Of Gypsys with Jimi Hendrix, passed away Tuesday February 26, 2008 in Austin, Texas due to congestive heart failure, at the age of 60.
obit HERE

Singing Bellybuttons, we remember...

Front Line Harry

The Sun is reporting that Prince Harry is in Afghanistan fighting with British forces against the Taliban. Harry has been there since December on a secret mission. The British media agreed to keep the mission quiet to prevent the Taliban from seeking out the Prince. The media agreed to only publish the story when Harry was safely back home. The agreement was terminated after the Drudge Report published the news today.

He had planned to tour Iraq last year, but that was canceled due to security fears.

The HBIC of the British Army said, “I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. This is in stark contrast to the highly responsible attitude that the whole of the UK print and broadcast media, along with a small number of overseas, who have entered into an understanding with us over the coverage of Prince Harry on operations. After a lengthy period of discussion between the MoD and the editors of regional, national and international media, the editors took the commendable attitude to restrain their coverage."

Why do they BOIL meat in England?

Kate Beckinsale and her 'Pharoh's Tomb'

Kate Beckinsale gave an interview to Allure magazine in which she flung around more innuendos than Graham Norton at a cock-fight.

"I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!
"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" she giggled before silently mouthing the words 'My twat' at the interviewer.

see the cover shoot pics HERE

SwingerCAST? ...WTF???

Hear it all HERE

Keith calls Mick "A Maniac" & "Power Freak"

In a wide-ranging interview, Keith Richards, 64, spoke about his relationship with Sir Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stone's energetic frontman.

Keith said, "Mick's a maniac. He can't get up in the morning without knowing immediately who he's going to call.
"Meanwhile, I just go 'Thank God I'm awake' and wait for three or four hours before I do anything. He is a power freak and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to do anything about it. Let him bugger about. It doesn't make any difference to what we do."

The legend was speaking from his home in the Turks and Caicos Islands to promote Shine A Light, Martin Scorsese's documentary about the Rolling Stones.
Read more HERE and HERE

Skunk Haired American Idol Busted for DUI

Amanda Overmyer pled guilty to DUI back in October 2006 near her hometown of Crawfordsville, Indiana. She received a suspended sentence of 60 days and was placed on 180 days probation, which ended in August 2007. ...this is news?
apparently so...more HERE

BTW, she gets those outfits HERE
Here she is desecrating a Kansas Classic

RIP: Boyd Coddington

Boyd Coddington, the hot-rod innovator whose creations won the coveted Grand National Roadster Show's America's Most Beautiful Roadster (AMBR) trophy a record six times, died Wednesday morning after a lengthy hospital stay. He was 63.
more HERE

A - OK!

NORWEGIAN stunner LENE ALEXANDRA claims her “Boobs Are Ok” – so the Sun thought they'd provide you with more images of them.
The curvy Scandinavian, who once claimed to have taken part in a threesome with ROBBIE WILLIAMS, has conquered the charts in her homeland.

Baseball Mathematics

Brian McNamee, former trainer of Roger Clemens, not only called out his former clients steroid use, but conceded that Debbie Clemens, wife of the pitching sensation, also shot-up...apparently she wanted to look good for the Sports Illustrated photo shoot (above bottom).

The New York Daily News reports that Mrs. Clemens compared boob jobs with Jessica Canseco at a notorious party where it is alleged Roger and Debbie were first introduced to performance enhancing drugs.

Congress officially asked the Justice Department to investigate Roger Clemens on perjury charges Wednesday.
Newsweek article is HERE

...probably uses a butter knife to kill...

Meet 20-year-old Jenny Stroth from Denver, Colorado. Jennifer was arrested for allegedly stabbing her 72-year-old boyfriend on February 1st and then again on February 16th.

HERE is some more information about our friend from LOVELAND, Colorado

Yippie Kay Yay Mother F**kers!

official website HERE

Where'd She Get Those Peepers

Did anyone notice Hillary's eye makeup during last night's Democratic presidential candidates debate from Cleavland, Ohio?
She looked like a drag queen from a New York Dolls revue...
more on the debate HERE

RIP: William F. Buckley 82

Story HERE

Note to Self...

...woke up today...Hell Froze Over...Kelly Osbourne looked HOT...

...there must be something wrong with me...

The Problem with Education

George's contempt for Dr. Seuss

Wow! Look...Brad Proposed...

Coke Possession equals Community Service for Bobby Brown

Singer Bobby Brown will not face any criminal charges after police said they found a small amount of cocaine in his possession, but he has agreed to one year of community service.
Brown’s attorney said Tuesday a Brockton District Court clerk magistrate found no probable cause to issue a criminal complaint, but recommended that Brown volunteer to mentor young people, which Brown wanted to do anyway.
Attorney Jeff Denner said if no other issues arise over the next year, the matter will be struck from the docket.
Police responding to a disturbance at a Brockton hotel on Dec. 1, 2007 said they found Brown, 39, sitting in an SUV in the parking lot, with cocaine in his possession.
more HERE

The Boston native is the former husband of singer Whitney Houston, was part of the pop group New Edition as a child, and stars in the CMT Network show “Gone Country”.

The Best Swedish Rockers

Pelle Almqvist is one of the best rock showmen ever. So why is he virtually unknown, even among rock fans?
Well, for one thing, his band, the Hives, plays good old-fashioned three-chord, two-minute, wham-bam rock songs, full of energy and sass.
You have to see the Hives live to really appreciate Almqvist and company. He will not be stopped, until every person in the audience is having as much fun as he is. He mugs, he charms, he dances, he climbs speaker cabinets, he strikes rock-star poses, he brags outrageously...
They're from Sweden and they're a sight, in their matching black-and-white suits, always with string ties and spats. The five Hives are talented and tight; they make rock fun again.

They recently won a Grammi (Swedish equivalent of an American Grammy) for Best Live Act, if you haven't seen or heard of them Or if you know them well, you should check THIS out.

official website is HERE
myspace HERE

"Idol" Contestant Wigs Out

Since being linked to Britney Spears, "American Idol" contestant Robbie Carrico apparently has picked up one of the popwreck's habits -- a love for wigs!

TMZ.com says the 26-year-old long-haired wannabes mane is actually a wig and it's got "Idol" staffers flipping out. Sources say Robbie never talks about his matted down piece and that makes production members feel like it's the blond elephant in the room. It seems Simon was right last night -- Robbie is a fake!

Hollywood's Hottest New Couple

Natalie Portman has admitted she wants to grab her co-star Scarlett Johansson's breasts, reports The Sun.

Natalie said, "Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts. "She's got beautiful ones."

THE PUNCHLINE

"Today (Angelina Jolie's) publicist confirmed that she is indeed pregnant. How great would it be if she put the baby up for adoption?" -- Jimmy Kimmel

Arlington mayor recalled in close vote

ARLINGTON, Oregon —The mayor of a small Oregon town who came under fire for racy pictures of her posted on the Internet was recalled in a close vote Monday.
According to the person who spearheaded the recall drive, Ron Miller, the vote was 142 in favor and 139 against the recall of Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist.

She came under fire after she posted photos of herself posed in lingerie on a fire truck on her MySpace page.
She told KATU News Tuesday that she had no regrets about posting the photo online, and she seemed to harbor no hard feelings about the recall.
"My reaction is that the democratic process took place, and that is a good process that we have in the United States, and it's fair," she said.

There are 366 registered voters in Arlington. Dozens of them held meetings and organized after the photo was publicized, and many participated in Monday night's recall vote.
But the voters weren't really just angry about the picture, some said.
Miller said the recall vote was also about some of her decisions as mayor of the small town that included her management of the city golf course, where she eliminated two positions during the fall and winter. That apparently did not sit well with some of the big golfers in town.

He said Gronquist will leave office immediately.
The Arlington City Council President will take over as mayor until a new mayor is selected.

As for Gronquist, she said she is selling a poster of herself on eBay. A portion of the proceeds, she said, will go to the Arlington city ambulance company.
more HERE

Just before he turns on "the Robot"...

Tic Tac Toast

Get yours HERE

Teletubby in a Bag

more HERE

"I had just presented at the Oscars, then..."

"...I went home and made YouTube Videos with my friend Mandy Jiroux...

Not Comic Andy Dick AGAIN?

Christina, thanks for the mammaries...

more HERE

Diablo Cody has shoe issues...

Juno screenwriter, Diablo Cody, refused to wear a pair of $1 million Stuart Weitzman diamond-encrusted heels to the Oscars on Sunday night, because she felt like she was being used for free publicity. Cody writes on her MySpace blog:
"They're using me to publicize their stupid shoes and NOBODY ASKED ME. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. I'm sorry if I sound like a party-pooper, but Jeebus."

The designer, Stuart Weitzman had this to say :
"This year - more so than in any previous year - the lady who was given the opportunity to wear it was quite involved in the design process. Diablo Cody sent me examples of the type of shoes she liked and actually did the final selection herself...She chose to adorn the shoes with medium-sized diamond roses from three different sizes offered to her. Why she seems to be so surprised as to the attention being paid to her and these shoes, I cannot answer."
more HERE

Expect Spears @ Hospital between 5:30 & 9pm PST

Every single Starbucks in the country will shut down today from 5:30pm to 9pm local time to conduct in-store training.
The PR Flack said, "We will close all of our U.S. company-operated stores to teach, educate and share our love of coffee, and the art of espresso. And in doing so, we will begin to elevate the Starbucks Experience for our customers. We are passionate about our coffee. And we will revisit our standards of quality that are the foundation for the trust that our customers have in our coffee and in all of us."

Larry has a hole to backfill in his organization

Larry Craig - he of the gay airport restroom sex scandal - has a need.

The disgraced Republican is still in office - he refuses to resign - and he's looking for interns!!!

"Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," said Craig. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

This is an opportunity you can't pass up, right???

Click here to apply to be Larry's intern!

Classic Soul - Timeless Message

Sammy, Jerry, Bill, Peter, Hugh...

...and the Smear Begins...

"I know nothing about it," Clinton told ABC Dallas/Fort Worth affiliate WFAA.
...it reminds us of another 'know-nothing'...

Obama's Pajamas

A silly photo of Barack Obama, dressed in some sort of traditional African garb, mysteriously made its way to the internet yesterday. The photograph (above) shows Obama wearing a turban and swaddled in white fabric with his 'regular' khaki pants and a polo shirt underneath, was taken in 2006, when the Illinios senator was on a tour of Africa.
The gossip and news Web site The Drudge Report posted the photograph Monday and said it was being circulated by "Clinton staffers" and quoted an e-mail from an unidentified campaign aide.
Washington Post article HERE
Associated Press article HERE

Flesh & Music

that's Marion Raven, formerly of the teen aged duo M2M...

THE PUNCHLINE

"There's never been a Best Picture with 'Hottie' or "Nottie' in the title." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going to be Winning an Oscar

BREAKING NEWS: SPEARS SEES HER SONS

Britney Spears saw her sons again Monday, while her father sought to quickly end a civil rights challenge to his control of her affairs.

The singer's children Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, were driven to her Studio House by Kevin Federline's bodyguard for a three-hour visit.
the story is HERE

The View's view of The Oscars

Courtney Love Blogs The Oscars

...in her own nonsensical, horribly misspelled words:

swank looked great, i bet that was Versace, she looke dgirly for the fiorst time in forever- im sad for PTA i love teh Coens but PTA well tehy shouldve let him release all 6 hours of There Will Be Blood cos thats what i bet there is of it, Kidman as anyone knows and me are not bffs by any stretch, and i though te edgy thing was cool but for some reason not onher- and her forehead is way too shiny it flips me out- iwas REALLY isnpired Diablo Cody won - that was fucking AWESOME in fact i think i just may have peed all over her My Space- i was supposed to be at Eltons Party at i think noon or something and if we dont hiurry it will suck- i really dont want to get there ina crush of shit and stuff- wait my pr is outside im calling her hold on- okay i hope the disaster has been averted but m,y expirience with that party is that i do NOT want to see Paris dancing ona table i really really DONT and i dont want to stuff a stale slamon canape in my mouth and i really need to get laid so i m off to do so. i love dthat tattoo on her ( Dibalo) and her cute thigh and the wietzman shoes were actually pretty unnatractuve really,. neat, i like the minnesota thing too, i wont be getting a bl;ack bob although i think abou tit contstantly , but it was inspiring rarely does anyone win when theyre an "outisder" particul;alrly chicks who talk about sex working- desp[ite the fact that EVERYONE i know in this town who wasnt upper middle class or didnt come from a hollywood family DID IT and even then i know of some exceptions. so i was really proud a little Nirvana moment if you will. "we won" my friend Daphne Guiness is here and i cant wait to see her. okay signiong off ,. im moving bu June really why? cos between a blood red Fortuny and a pink Fortuny id get all sorts of crazy shit by people who dont even know whata Fortuny is ! borrrring, ill be back but for now im so over L:A

read for yourself HERE

The Art of Being Gary Busey

Gary Busey had a perfectly good reason for interrupting Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner on the Oscar red carpet last night.
Listen in HERE to his call into Ryan's radio show Monday morning attempting to explain himself. The video is HERE

Academy Snubs Brad Renfro, In Memoriam

Brad Renfro was ignored during the "in memoriam" montage on the Oscars Sunday night.
The Academy provided the following statement: "It is simply not possible to include everyone in that segment."
more HERE

They had room for Margaret Gardner, the head of the international division of the Rogers and Cowan P.R. firm.

And the Academy Award Goes to...

26 Years and Still a Classic

It has been 26 years since Toni Basil's hit single 'Mickey' was burning up the airwaves! Ms. Basil was spotted out this week at Bette Midler's kick-off party for her new Las Vegas show 'The Showgirl Must Go On'
Ms. Basil has also done a lot of choreography work before and since Mickey - and her résumé includes the films Easy Rider & Five Easy Pieces...

Sharon Stone wears Rats Paw Pin

Sharon Stone really can't go to a public event without wearing some dead animal on her. Here she is at Elton John's Oscar party wearing the severed paw of a rat on her lapel. When asked about it she said, “It’s for luck.”

Katie "the Robot" Holmes Speaks...

Katie Holmes gave an interview where she gushed about her husband "the NUT".

WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?

"Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming."

WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?

"To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)"

HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?

"We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life."

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?

"He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met.He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know."

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?

"Tom and Suri."

Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire interview.

Exit Strategy

Southern Exposure

Taryn Southern, that girl from the ObamaGirl and Hott4Hill videos looks pretty good in Maxim magazine...

Eat Right & Exercise

Jimmy has a Secret Too...

Provocative Provocateur

song by French rap group TTC

Surprise !

COTILLARD GETS SURPRISE BEST ACTRESS WIN
Marion Cotillard has won the Academy Award as best actress for her portrayal of legendary chanteuse Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose to become the first French performer since 1960 to earn an Oscar in the category. more HERE

This on the heels of winning France's film industry's coveted Cesar award for best actress on Friday as reported here on CWW...
more HERE

George Harrison Birthday 1943-2001

A good deal of confusion as to his real birthday was solved when a family birth record noted him as being born shortly before midnight around 11:50 P.M. on February 24th, 1943. He had believed his birthday was February 25th for his entire life.
He'd be 65 today...here's 2 from 33 & ⅓

'This Song'...

'Crackerbox Palace'...

official website HERE

Hayden Panettiere Sings

HOLLYWOOD, California - Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere to release album later this year. The 18-year-old admits she has been working on the record for the past three years, but finally got an opportunity to update her sound thanks to the Hollywood writers strike, which gave her some free time to experiment musically.
sample her stuff HERE

Evolution of a New Cold War

With the occupation of Iraq soon to enter its sixth year and the looming possibility of war against Iran, it’s easy for Americans not to notice the Bush administration’s attempt to expand the U.S. military presence in Europe. A new Cold War between the United States and Russia threatens. And the U.S. media is paying little attention.
more HERE

Enter the Kosovo question...
Russia may not come to outright blows with the West over Kosovo, but independence for the province seems sure to deepen the Cold War-style chill settling over Europe.
that story HERE

Ralph Runs Again

WASHINGTON D.C. - Consumer advocate Ralph Nader said on Sunday that he is launching another independent campaign for president of the United States.
Nader, who will turn 74 this week, announced his presidential bid on NBC's "Meet the Press" saying that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans are addressing the problems facing Americans.
Washington Post story HERE

Prince Crippled by Sexy Dancing

Pop legend Prince is having a secret HIP REPLACEMENT at the age of just 49—due to years of sexy dancing.
story is HERE

DAMN that sexy dancing!

Bang It Like Beckham

The sale of an unauthorized brand of condoms named after gay icon David Beckham has skyrocketed in China, making it the best selling condom brand in the communist state.
Beckham, who's underwear ad for Emporio Armani has been plastered on enormous billboards all around the world recently, is reportedly not very happy about the "endorsement."
No word on how David's fembot/wife Victoria is taking the news, but when commenting on her husband's underwear billboards she said, "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive, yet eerily unsatisfying."
...according to the packaging (above), there's less lead in the condoms...apparently, EVERYTHING made in China contains lead!
blurb HERE

Nicole Kidman in "Cosmetic Surgery Gone Bad 2"

Faster Elmo Kill! Kill!

more HERE

Live Hot Hot Sex

more HERE

Thought Provoking Pictures Vol. 1

The Thrill of Roxy Music

From Roxy Music comes The Thrill Of It All: A Visual History (1972-1982), a two-disc DVD exploring the three phases of Roxy Music's recording career. Thirty-eight music videos, concert clips and television performances made the cut for the collection; everything from the band's breakthrough performance at the Royal College of Art to four live cuts from France in 1982. A good portion of the footage is incredibly rare or was previously unreleased, too, including Brian Eno's last appearance with the group (a 1973 performance of "Editions of You" at the Montreux Golden Rose Festival).
available HERE

Marion Meets Cesar

France's film industry gave its coveted Cesar award for best actress to Oscar hopeful Marion Cotillard for her portrayal of songstress Edith Piaf in "La Mome" (La Vie en Rose).
Cotillard was a favorite going into Friday's Cesar competition, comparable to the Academy Awards, after critics said she captured the soul of France's queen of song in the film by Olivier Dahan.
She is in contention for an Oscar in Sunday's Academy Awards for her performance.
The Cesar was her second award this month. Cotillard was honored as best actress by the British Academy Film Awards. She also won a Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical.
more HERE
Ms. Cotillard can be seen in the March 2008 edition of Vanity Fair where she reenacts Alfred Hitchcock's famous shower scene from the classic 'Psycho' (above).

100 Topless Movie Babes

See them HERE

Christina Ricci's Prison Tattoo

That's Christina Ricci at the premiere of her new film Penelope (top) where we get a peak of her new bird tattoo; more pics HERE

Of course, the second pic gives you a clearer view of the inked bird...

Gay Wrestling Pile Driver

"wanna see my love gun"?

Amy Winehouse thinks she's Keith Moon...

The London hotel where Amy Winehouse is staying was left with a major mess after she left the room to attend the Brit Awards. Sources tell The Sun that Winehouse trashed the place. Booze was spilled everywhere, cig butts, champagne bottles and dirty panties were left strewn all over the room. The bath tub was black due to hair dye associated with her possum's nest.

A mirror was taken off the wall and put it on the floor. Why would a drug addict need a mirror you ask.....hahahahahaha

The hotel claims she left a $6,000 mess and they even had to replace some of the wood. A source said, “It took three maids two hours to get it in a habitable order.”

it's all rather SHOCKING...
...OR NOT!!!!

That's the Jack, Fact

the many faces of Jack HERE

Memoirs of a Rock 'n Roll Security Badass

U2's former security chief talks about almost 10 years on the road with U2
read it HERE

Urban Combat Training

Super Cow Creators

Phistophicles: A Lesser-Known Greek Philosopher

Guess who got Hepatitis A shots this week?

Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

They were all in attendance at Ashton's 3oth birthday party at Socialista in NYC along with a bartender who had Hep A.
Wall Street Journal story is HERE

Happy Birthday Drew

Gene Simmons 1...Rest of the World ZERO

Gene Simmons' lawyers have taken an interesting first step in shutting down a website featuring a video that shows Gene in a sex act with a woman who is not his wife, Shannon Tweed.
They contacted Webmastercentral.com, which is responsible for the content on the website promoting the video -- ordering them to cease and desist claiming copyright infringement.

GENE SIMMONS BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO THE TAPE AND OWNS THE COPYRIGHT...hahahahaha
the story is HERE

Now that's a BOOB!!!

Yes, that's Danny DeVito on Madison Avenue in New York in front of a billboard of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Aaron Carter opens for Doobie Bros.

Aaron Carter was busted earlier today in Kimble County, Texas with at least two ounces of marijuana!
Carter was pulled over on I-10 earlier today for speeding -- and when authorities decided to search his vehicle, they found the his personal organic medication.
Aaron, 20, is currently in jail until tomorrow, when a judge will be present for his arraignment.
more HERE

J-LO Drops Her Load x2

12:12 AM, the girl emerged, weighing 5 lbs. 7 oz, and then the boy was born 11 minutes later, at 6 lbs.
more HERE

Separated at Birth?

Senator John McCain is fighting accusations from the New York Times that he had an affair with lobbyist Vicki Iseman. The Senator released a statement to the Times calling the story a "smear campaign."
There's one thing that cannot be denied, and that is the incredible physical similarity between Senator McCain's wife Cindy and Vicki Iseman.

Bush and his Homies

"...you guys know where the good Bar-B-Q's at 'round here?"

So, I've been STARING at this picture ALL DAY...

...and I don't recall ever having seen so many freckles on one thigh...
more HERE

Korean Tribute to Ron Jeremy

Pyro Tyra

Tyra Banks and her talk show groupies burned their bras on the streets of New York, proving their insanity.
more pics HERE
video HERE

Homophobic Lamp

Yes, that is his on/off switch. His head will illuminate under the re-positionable shade, once you turn him on.
Get yours HERE

Pineapple Express - The Trailer

Pineapple Express - The Plot:

Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and the city's most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him. And it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they’re not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia; incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both.

The film is directed by David Gordon Green (All the Real Girls). The screenplay is by Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg from a story by Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg. Judd Apatow and Shauna Robertson produce.
the trailer is HERE

1,2,3,4...Condoms!

In Honor of National Condom Week, Legendary Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Marky Ramone of the world-famous Ramones Debuts Signature Series of Safer Sex Kits to Help Prevent STD's
more HERE
get your own kit HERE

Worlds Greatest Music Collection Sold

Record collector Paul Mawhinney has sold his phenomenal music collection - possibly the "world's greatest" - on eBay, the winning bid: US $3,002,150.00
It's estimated worth is $50 million so the buyer walked away with a deal. Mr. Mawhinney's obsessive archive includes gems like "an unreleased and untitled Rolling Stones album of early singles valued somewhere between $5,000 and $10,000 and 15 copies of Elvis’ Christmas Album from 1957."
more HERE

Live from Daryl Hall's House?

it's sorta like Tom Green with music...
See it HERE

More Black History Month

U.S. Kills Space Junk, World Safe Now

Jackass Gone Wrong: The Video (finally)

For the past week we've heard talk about Johnny Knoxville almost being castrated while trying a stupid stunt... Now we finally get to see the de-balling as he attempted doing Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.


Anyway, ...can’t get enough of those Jackasses? ...then watch as they take over MTV with “Jackassworld: 24 Hour Takeover” beginning at noon, Saturday February 23rd through noon, Sunday February 24th.

Okay, we admit it...we got our information about the colostomy bag Knoxville has to wear from Wee-man...

Employee Revenge

Somethings 'UP' on Big Brother 9

James from Big Brother 9 seems to be a FILM STAR...a GAY ADULT FILM STAR!
very NSFW stills are HERE
More pics plus video at DirtyBoyVideo.

Jessica Simpson #1 at the Box Office...

In the Ukraine!

Jessica's "Blonde Ambition" hit #1 at the Ukraine box office bringing in $253,008 reports Box Office Mojo.

Box Office Mojo explained Jessica's success in the Ukraine, "The former Soviet nations have a sweet tooth for straight-up comedies. When these comedies have big name celebrities like Jessica Simpson's, that's all that's needed to sell the movie. Russian and Ukrainian audiences have an even bigger urge for escapism than Americans. So, films like Blonde Ambition will gross more than No Country for Old Men."
more HERE

B.S. PREGGO?

The former Lady Federline was out at the Beverly Center last night wearing PANTS, so it appears there will be no "crotchographs" today...
Well...okay...so far today...
The big question? ...is she pregnant? Rumors are flying...
watch Video HERE

We Salute Black History Month

West Hollywood Municipal Code, Section 3.04.030

Six Paparazzi busted last night for waiting on the sidewalk for Britney and Lindsay under the veil of public safety.
story w/video HERE

Now, if they would actually go after the ones running people off the road and speeding across 3 lanes of traffic we would all feel like our tax dollars were used properly.

Gene Simmons Sex Tape

AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank's Energy Drink.
The woman in the video is NOT Gene's wife, Shannon Tweed.
Apparently, she's a spokesmodel for Frank's named Elsa.
The video is available at GenesSecret.com
if GenesSecret is tied up click HERE

Is this a DAILY situation...?

the Comic & the Cutie

the rest are HERE

Will the Real Plagiarist Please Stand Up

Hillary Clinton continues to claim that her opponent is a plagiarist...yet continues to swipe the words of others, including Obama AND her own husband...
Her yesmen should conduct an intervention...perhaps a 5150 is in order...since she is clearly loosing her mind...or she's getting real desperate...
info HERE and HERE
video HERE

Bush says: War is Good - Houses are Bad

...he's a weirdo

Sexina: Popstar P.I.

Adam "Batman" West is a record exec who creates evil robot popstars, in Sexina Popstar, P.I., a super-cheesy new comedy. The only one who can stop him is Sexina, a Britney Spears clone who fights crime by night.
official website HERE

Marilyn Madonna Mix-up

Las Vegas, Nevada - a 73 year old mechanic from Las Vegas said he found a grainy poster-sized photo at his home and believed it was a rare picture of Marilyn Monroe posing as a naked hitchhiker.
He called in Monroe expert Chris Harris, who confirmed it was genuine...
It wasn't...
BBC story is HERE

Learn more about the pics origin HERE
video HERE

Oh Nooooo...there it is AGAIN!

Learning Curve

New York magazine knew what they were talking about when they said, "If you've laughed in the last ten years, Ben Karlin was responsible." The latest project of this former senior editor of The Onion, former executive producer of both The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, and co-author and co-editor of America (The Book) collects 212 pages of semi-insightful and mostly hilarious life lessons from a lineup of writers and comedians in a book with the best title so far this year, Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me.
book available HERE
CD available HERE
website HERE

Masturbation Emancipation

FORT WORTH, Texas — A federal appeals court overturned a statute outlawing sex toy sales in Texas, one of the last states — all in the South — to retain such a ban.
The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Texas law making it illegal to sell or promote obscene devices, punishable by as many as two years in jail, violated the right to privacy guaranteed by the 14th Amendment.
story is HERE

Barbara Walters Interviews Demi Moore

Lindsay Does Marilyn

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.”
Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan...
story w/slideshow HERE
more pics HERE

Castro Goes Down

HAVANA, Cuba — An ailing Fidel Castro, 81, resigned as Cuba's president Tuesday after nearly a half-century in power, saying he was retiring and will not accept a new term when the new parliament meets Sunday. "I will not aspire to nor accept — I repeat, I will not aspire to nor accept — the post of President of the Council of State and Commander in Chief," read a letter signed by Castro published early Tuesday in the online edition of the Communist Party daily Granma.
The end of Castro's rule — the longest in the world for a head of government — frees his 76-year-old brother Raul to implement reforms he has hinted at since taking over as acting president when Fidel Castro fell ill in July 2006. President Bush who doesn't seem to understand what democracy is said he hopes the resignation signals the beginning of a democratic transition.
Reuters report w/video HERE
NPR report w/podcast HERE

Iranian Jesus

In the Iranian movie, "The Messiah," Jesus is depicted as not being the son of God, and not crucified won an award at Rome's Religion Today Film Festival.
Director interview HERE
website HERE

Presidents Day 2008

Have a Rockin' Presidents Day

Jibberish, John McCain and the Teen Queen

Perverts Still Giving Republicans a Bad Name

The latest Republican pervert: Republican delegate from Western Maryland Robert McKee

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland — Republican lawmaker, Robert A. McKee, who took a tough stance on sexual predators while serving in the state capital resigned yesterday after authorities raided his home in search of child pornography.
story HERE
editorial HERE
text of resignation letter HERE

Barack n' Roll

Very Superstitious

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The Saudi Arabian government is facing an international outcry over the scheduled beheading of a convicted "witch."
Human Rights Watch issued a statement urging King Abdullah to stop the execution of Fawza Falih, a woman sentenced to death in 2006 for witchcraft and performing supernatural acts.
This is the archaic and superstitious monarchy that President George W. Bush has embraced and adorned with millions of dollars worth of weapons.
more HERE

Munch A Bunch

You may recognize John Munch, a fictional police detective played by actor Richard Belzer, from Law and Order. If not, then perhaps you've encountered him on the Fox series Arrested Development, or maybe The X-Files or The Beat.
Whatever the program, chances are good that you have seen Munch before. That's because all told, Detective Munch, a cynical guy who loves conspiracy theories, has appeared in more than 300 individual episodes of eight different television programs.
NPR story w/podcast HERE

Amber Waves of Grain

It's fixing to get a lot more expensive to bring home the bread as skyrocketing wheat prices squeeze bakers, pasta makers and anyone else who relies on flour to produce their wares.
Rising global population, the production of biofuels and more protein-rich nutrition in emerging markets are triggering a steady increase in demand for wheat yet there is little change in the acreage used to grow the grain.
story HERE
Some claim that global warming is to blame...see HERE
Others claim it is a natural cycle...HERE

Black Bear loose in Hollywood?

Razed in Downey

DOWNEY, California — Owners of The Carpenters' former home have submitted plans to officials in Downey, a city about 15 miles south of downtown Los Angeles, to raze the 39-year-old house.
The five-bedroom tract house, where siblings Karen and Richard Carpenter lived and penned some of their greatest hits, was featured on the cover of their 1973 hit album "Now & Then" (above). It was also where an anorexic Karen Carpenter collapsed in 1983 before dying.
story is HERE

George Romero's Diary

George A. Romero's latest film, Diary of the Dead, examines the so-called ''media octopus'' and the obsession with capturing everything we see on film. (Oh, and some corpses rise from the dead to devour the living, too.)
Entertainment Weekly interview is HERE
Washington Post article HERE

Wanna Trade?

Along with stars like Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Howard, the new Topps trading card set includes a dozen cards featuring presidential candidates (six Democrats and six Republicans). Sadly, fans of Chris Dodd, Duncan Hunter, Mike Gravel, and Tom Tancredo will not find their candidate among the set. On average, one candidate card will be found in every ninth pack; the set went on sale last week.
see them all HERE

CWW ROAD TRIP

Hello Loyal Readers,

Tomorrow (2/15/08), the gang that puts together Chuck's Weird World takes to the road, so your usual updates won't be in this space.

You can follow our nightmare by checking the right column under Twitter...

It should prove "interesting"

See ya when we regain consciousness...

Ciao,

Chuck and the gang...

Ya, sure they were...

Star magazine claims that Brit and her paparazzi boy toy tied the knot in 'ole Mexico...
HERE is their claim

Bai Ling's Mugshot

All this for shoplifting 2 magazines and a package of batteries...
WAIT A SECOND, IT HAPPENED AT AN AIRPORT...That's like $1305.08; clearly a felony...
the story is HERE
...her excuse? that's HERE

David Garrett: Violin God's million dollar mishap

David Garrett, a former model who has been called the David Beckham of the classical scene, said he tripped while carrying his 18th century violin as he was leaving London's Barbican Hall after a performance, smashing it to bits.
the story is HERE
official website is HERE

Freak of the Week

Man Accused of Posting Bond for Strangers in Exchange for Sex

Noblesville, Indiana - A man is accused of using court records as a way to find victims for sex crimes.
the story w/video is HERE

Presidential Candidates Quote of the Week

"My opponent gives speeches, I offer solutions..." - Hillary Clinton

What was her solution to her husband getting BLOWN BY AN INTERN inside the OVAL OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? ...and later impeached for lying under oath?
Oh yeah...stay with the guy...not an issue...

Her judgment seems a TAD CLOUDED...

Things they don't want you to know...

Read how the people behind 'American Idol' are duping the public with contestants that have already had their shot at fame HERE
Reuters story is HERE
Apparently, our VOTES mean nothing; 'IDOL' producers have the finale already locked up...

...And the Winner is:
Carly Smithson

Happy Valentines Day

Illiteracy in Texas

Bowie joins Johansson on Waits cover album

David Bowie has sung on two tracks on actress Scarlett Johansson's debut album, a tribute to singer Tom Waits. Bowie appears on two covers - Falling Down and Fannin' Street - on Anywhere I Lay My Head, released on 20 May.
BBC story HERE

CDC Advises: Leave FEMA Trailers Now!

Federal health officials urged hurricane victims to move out of trailers supplied by FEMA after tests showed dangerous levels of formaldehyde fumes.
Tests by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on more than 500 trailers in Louisiana and Mississippi showed formaldehyde levels that were five times higher than levels in a normal house. The levels in some trailers were nearly 40 times what is normal.
The CDC said people should move out quickly...
NPR report HERE

U.S. to 'Shoot Down' Spy Satellite

President Bush, acting on the advice of his national security advisers, has decided to attempt to shoot down a malfunctioning spy satellite that is expected to crash to Earth early next month.
Apparently, the fear is not that falling debris might harm anyone but that 'intelligence' the satellite carries could fall into enemy hands.
New York Times article HERE

AMERICAN IDOL #7 - THE TOP 24

More pictures HERE

New Indiana Jones Trailer

World Fattest Man

Danica Revs It Up

IndyCar Series driver Danica Patrick graces the pages of Sports Illustrated's annual Swimsuit Issue, which went on sale Tuesday.
"I didn't know if I'd know exactly what to do..." Ms. Patrick said...
We're guessing it all came instinctively...
see all the pics HERE

Jeff Garcia isn't Gay?

Remember during the old San Francisco 49er days when Terrell Owens accused Jeff Garcia of being gay? Garcia has come a long way, babe. He's now in Tampa Bay and is the envy of pretty much every man alive. Garcia's wife, Carmella DeCesare , was voted Co-Ed Magazine's Sexiest Wife of an Athlete for 2007.
the complete list w/lots-o-pics is HERE

ALL I'M SAYIN' IS I WAS AT THE SAN JOSE AIRPORT ONE DAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND JEFF WAS THERE WITH 'A FRIEND' AND THE GUY WAS RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH JEFF'S HAIR...

San Francisco 1906 - Day After the 'Big One'

Photograph of San Francisco in ruins

photo info HERE

All My Exe's - Lowell

Homeless Guy Soccer World Cup

Lama Boy

U.S. moves to Ban Waterboarding-Bush Hates Idea

story is HERE
President Bush vows to veto...he's in favor of anything to do with killing and torturing people...
that story is HERE

Police & Potburgers

A Pueblo, New Mexico police officer already mad at being served a burger spiked with marijuana is even more upset that the two men responsible got probation instead of jail sentences.
Story HERE

Breaking News: Willie Nelson in talks with the boys over opening a chain called POT BURGERS...

There's a RAMPAGE in MY PANTS...

Supermodel Petra Nemcova is featured in the Spring 2008 promotional ad campaign for Rampage Jeans.

Adrianne Curry Goes Girl on Girl...Again!

We assume this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight whining like a little girl; his wife Adrianne had these erotic photos made for his birthday.
Of course, we're pretty sure Adrianne Curry is a spotlight grabbing whore with muff diving tendencies. Hey, we don't have to deal with her personally...and she looks good slutting it up with a girlfriend...
more HERE

Professor Vows S&M Sex Life Over

Robert Benjamin, the college professor who was almost strangled during an S&M session at a Midtown club told The Post yesterday he's deeply ashamed and is finally through with it.
His life was saved last Friday by a dominatrix at the Nutcracker Suite on East 33rd Street, who was assigned to check on him after her colleague left him with a dog collar around his neck and a leather mask over his face, suspended a few inches off the floor.

She realized his foot was turning blue because one of his high heels had slipped off.

Benjamin said he's desperately trying to break his addiction.

"It's like when you crave a turkey," he said. "You eat it and you eat it and you eat it, but you still want it. But now I've had enough. I don't want turkey anymore. I'm full."
story is HERE

Keanu Reeves removes shoes in restaurant

While dining solo at a ritzy Vancouver restaurant, Keanu Reeves - slurping down oysters on the half shell with red wine - looked more homeless than hunky when he suddenly kicked off his scuffed shoes, pulled off his socks - then stretched and flexed his hairy toes as horrified diners gagged!
After a few moments, a man sitting nearby jumped up and said: “I don’t care who you are - this is totally unacceptable behavior. I’ve paid a lot of money to eat here, and my wife and I don’t want to look at your bare feet!”
Keanu apologized, saying he had cramps in his toes and needed to stretch them.
“If you don’t put your shoes back on, I’ll call the manager,” snapped the patron.
Keanu nodded, slipping on his stuff as he motioned for the check.
From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column

Worst Food in America

According to Men's Health magazine, "Even if you split this 'starter' with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a piece of pie and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier."

This dream dish is available from Outback Steakhouse; the fries are made with cheese, bits of bacon and are served with a side of Ranch dressing. They hit the counter at 2,900 calories and contain 182 g fat 240 g carbs.
the others are HERE

Where did "THOSE" come from?

WOW! Amy Winehouse pops into rehab and returns looking...'swell'

Not only does she look a lot...'healthier'...but she takes home five Grammy's and looked and sounded good via satellite.

Peter Gabriel's Birthday

let's celebrate by viewing another extraordinary performance from 1994...

Lily Allen takes a MOUTH FULL

Earlier this week, some audience members walked out of a recording of Lily Allen's late-night chat show complaining of boredom - and now it's clear why.
more HERE

Hillary Behind the 8 Ball

Barack Obama Wins Eight Primary Contests In A Row

Obama scored a breakthrough win in the Potomac primaries by cutting into Sen. Hillary Clinton's base and winning across the demographic board.
Obama won by overwhelming numbers: In the District of Columbia, he won with three-quarters of the vote. In Maryland and Virginia, he won with two-thirds.
the story is HERE

Clinton Can't Explain Obama's Wins
that story HERE

Odelay's Secret History

story w/audio HERE

Jerry Lewis - Then and Now

2003

2008

Medical treatment for pulmonary fibrosis using prednisone in the early 2000s caused the comedian to experience weight gain and bloating that noticeably changed his appearance and rendered him unable to perform.
official website HERE

RIP: Freddy Bell

obit HERE

Best Buy SUCKS

Read all about it HERE

Best of Show: 'Uno' - First Beagle to Win

Westminster Dog Show Best of Show

At long last, a beagle is America's top dog. Baying and barking to his heart's delight, Uno lived up every bit to his name Tuesday night, becoming the first of his breed to win best in show at the nation's biggest canine competition.
more HERE and HERE
video HERE

Bobby Brown PEES on Dee Snyder...

...on Country Music Television's reality series 'Gone Country'


more about the show HERE

I'm Speechless...

40-year-old Gary Coleman has revealed to Inside Edition that he secretly married 22-year-old Shannon Price.

In the show airing today (2/12/08) and tomorrow (2/13/08) Gary said the two married in Nevada on August 28, 2007. They met on the set of one of his movies. Gary was in a movie?...we're pretty sure it was a check cashing commercial...
Gary said that he's 4'8" and she's 5'7" and it doesn't matter.
Shannon said, “He was ten feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality.”
Shannon said they kept their marriage a secret, because she didn't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.
Gary said, “I wouldn’t want that in a million years. I wouldn’t want her to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife. I hope she does get successful. She’s a great e-Bayer. She’s a fabulous e-Bayer. I hope she gets famous for that.” That explains all of Garys stuff showing up on EBAY recently...

I wonder what the pre-nup looked like...

Ted Nugent's Rehearsal Studio

In regard to the 'trophies' on the walls; I suspect all of the deaths were of old age or natural causes, or at least that's what I'm going to tell the LOSERS from PETA and Make a Wish if they ask...
The Make A Wish Foundation (for which I hold in high regard) refuses to take children hunting...
Ted Nugent, has stepped in and provides hunting trips to children stricken with various illnesses...it's all HERE

FREE FOOD!...I said, FREE FOOD!

It's National Pancake Day, and IHOP is giving away free flapjacks. Head to your nearest location for a complimentary short stack until 10 p.m.
Snopes.com breaks it down HERE