Gay Clay got 500K

Clay Aiken received $500,000 from People Magazine for the cover story announcing his homosexuality. Was it a worthwhile investment? more HERE

GEE, and we thought several years of online gay video chatroom pictures of him without clothes on may have let the cat outta the bag...hummmm

Sharon Stone : Deranged Mommy

Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to Los Angeles
The court has released what it calls the "Tentative Statement of Decision." It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.
Among many things, the judge says, "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."
And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge goes on: "Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother's overreactions is painfully real for this child."
more HERE

It's Simple...MOM'S a NUT...

Internet Killing 'Dinosaur' Porn?

UNCENSORED pornography cheaply available on the internet is seriously damaging the sales of America's best known soft porn magazines such as Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler and Screw.
"We're dead, we're dinosaurs, we've been pre-empted and made obsolete," said Al Goldstein, the founder of the New York magazine Screw.
story is HERE

Happy Birthday Lacey Chabert

How Now Brown Cow?

Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio was arrested for acting like a nut in public...
The police were called after Michele put on a cow costume, pissed on a neighbor's porch and chased a bunch of children around the neighborhood. The officers warned Michele and told her to keep her udders to herself. They sent Michele back to her pen and thought that was the end of the mad cow, but it wasn't.
A couple of hours later, the cops had to come back, because Michele was blocking traffic. Officers smelled booze on her breath and said she was slurring her words.
Yesterday in court, the drunk cow pleaded guilty and a judge sentenced her to a month in the BARN.
more HERE

Solar Powered Bra: Turning Lingerie Green

The cold hand of technology has now invaded the world of lingerie. Underwear will not only provide women with the necessary support of their funbags, but it will also make them (the women not the body parts) “green” and environmentally friendly!
Triumph International Japan Limited has introduced its latest brainchild, a solar bra with a built-in solar panel that captures and redistributes the sun’s power and can actually generate enough electric energy to power a cell phone or an iPod!
more HERE

D-back & Double D's

Porn star/California gubernatorial candidate/star of “Celebrity Rehab” Mary Carey is seen here in the prom pose with Arizona Diamondbacks’ outfielder Alex Romero. What's going on HERE?

Marc Bolan 1947 - 1977

Palin Claimed Dinosaurs and People Coexisted

"I need to know if she really thinks that dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago ... because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - MATT DAMON
The Los Angeles Times reports:
Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said.
After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.
Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.
The idea of a "young Earth" -- that God created the Earth about 6,000 years ago, and dinosaurs and humans coexisted early on -- is a popular strain of creationism.
more HERE

DING DONG DING DONG

Lay Offs in Bunny Town

Tycoon Hugh Hefner has been advised to cut back on staff at his multi-million dollar glamor empire as it struggles to cope during the global economic turmoil.
story is HERE

Daisy's Dairy Aire and More

Gavin Rossdale's little girl, Daisy Lowe, 19, gets downright slutty at an Agent Provocateur catwalk show...not that she hasn't before...
more HERE

Sarah Palin : The Disney Version

Denver Cops Commemorate DNC 2008

Proving once again that most law enforcement organizations have high disregard for the general public, freedoms allowed Americans via the Bill of Rights and have no business even attempting humor since they obviously don't understand the concept, the Denver police union is selling T-shirts that target protesters at last month's Democratic National Convention.
Each Denver officer was given one of the shirts free and others are on sale for $10 each at police union offices. The union expects to sell about 2,000 of them.
story is HERE

EconoMac Disaster

Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

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Yes, it's satire...
see her real page HERE

Emma Bella

Sexy little tart, Emma Watson appears in the September 2008 edition of Vogue Italia...the innocence is dissipating and a scrumptious vixen is emerging...
Photographer Mark Seliger, shows a stunningly made-up Watson rampaging through an opulent country mansion in the world's most beautiful dresses. And it's a side of the actress that we should get used to. Having been represented by Storm Special Bookings for two years now, we're told by her agent there's huge demand for her from the fashion industry - a world with which Watson is increasingly enamored.
more HERE

The American Racist

Oh! Susannah!

Susannah Constantine showed Brits 'how not to wear your clothes' when she appeared on her new show 'Undress The Nation' with her boobs bursting out of her dress.
The fashionista shocked a patient at the Princess Alice Hospice in Esher, Surrey when she opened her dress to reveal her bra as she advised her on clothing matters.
more HERE

apparently, her tits have been exposed before...many times before...see HERE

Peggy the Beer Drinking Horse

Peggy's owner used to take her to the same pub for years. He would tie her outside while he boozed. One day, he tied her using an extra long rope, so Peggy trotted into the bar and stood beside the other drinkers. Nobody seemed to mind, so it became a regular thing. Peggy enjoyed a pint for almost 2 years until the place got renovated. Now the owner of the bar won't let Peggy in because she doesn't want her to ruin the new carpets.
more HERE

Heather's Dilated Pupils

Heather Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara County. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while higher than a kite. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on.The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance.
more HERE

Birthday Greetings to 'The Killer'

Another Saturday Night

Functional Recyclable Art

Blue Monochrom by Michel de Broin...otherwise known as The Hot Tub Dumpster
more HERE

Vices & Vixens

"Palin would make a great centerfold. I don't know what it is, but there's something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she's like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president."
-Hugh Hefner in OK! magazine

in related news:
Maxim's 'World's Hottest Politicians' list is HERE

Survivor Gabon...PENIS

In case you missed it, on Thursday's season premiere of "Survivor Gabon," the censors missed a floppy winky poking out of Marcus' boxer shorts...more HERE

Can't Watch-Over-Ya

Citigroup agreed Monday to purchase Wachovia's banking operations for $2.1 billion in a deal arranged by federal regulators, making the Charlotte, North Carolina-based bank the latest casualty of the widening global financial crisis.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Tom

Solar Exposure

The stream of charged particles that rushes outward from the sun has weakened to its lowest level in at least 50 years, threatening to allow dangerous cosmic rays from deep space to reach the inner solar system.
Measurements of the solar wind by the Ulysses spacecraft show the wind’s pressure has dropped 20 percent since the mid-1990s, and the temperature of the electrons within the flow has declined by 13 percent.
The solar wind normally keeps the cosmic radiation at bay.
Earth’s magnetic field provides an inner shield to protect life on the planet from the super high-energy electrons and protons arriving from countless light-years away.
But any astronauts traveling to the moon or beyond, outside Earth’s shield, would be at an increased risk of exposure due to the weaker solar wind.
BBC report HERE

...hummm...was the Chinese spacewalker exposed?

U.S. Mint Halts Sale of Gold Coins

The U.S. Mint is temporarily halting sales of its American Buffalo 24-karat gold coins because it can't keep up with soaring demand as investors seek the safety of gold amid economic turbulence.
more HERE

Is he still ALIVE?

Yes, Adnan Ghalib still exists and he's still trying way too hard to keep our attention. Adnan claims that he does have a tape of him and Our Lady of Cheetos bumping private parts in Mexico. Adnan is ready and willing to sell the sex tape for the right price.
A source said the tape is two hours long and features Ms. Spears in that pink wig getting it on with Adnan in a hotel room in Mexico.
more HERE
Does anyone think that this tape doesn't play like some loser "hanger on" having sex with a White Trash Chick from the south?
Anyone who has ever had sex with a person who lives in a trailer has already played a part in this film and has a collection of them next to the TV in the living room of their double-wide...

Streaming Dylan

National Public Radio's website will be the first place fans can hear the next Bob Dylan album, the eighth installment of his "bootleg series" of rare or previously unreleased recordings from the past two decades.
The entire double-CD Tell Tale Signs (Columbia Records) will be available to listeners on NPR's website as a stream starting just after midnight tonight. You can hear it there any time from September 30 to at least October 7 when the album officially goes on sale.

Ron Wood pulls a Mick

Ronnie Wood faces a £50million divorce pay-out after his wife Jo called in lawyers in exasperation at his continuing relationship with 20-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanov.
story is HERE

Choose Your Fetish

Victoria Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with hubby David Beckham at Macy's.
The unusual thigh-high footwear is constructed out of PVC, a durable form of plastic often used to create records, vinyl siding and pipes among other things. Oh, and boots.
more HERE
video HERE

$6k and they don't even have heels?

Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital

Travis Barker has been released from the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, GA and is on his way back to Los Angeles. His rep issued this statement to People: "Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning. He has left Augusta."

Tina Fey Does it AGAIN

Freaky Firefighter Afoot in Florida

Firefighter Steals Severed Foot From Scene of Accident
PIERCE, Florida -- In what fire chief Ron Parrish calls a "personally disturbing" incident, one of his firefighters stands accused of removing a human foot from a recent accident scene.
A female St. Lucie County firefighter is accused of removing the male victim's foot which was remained at the accident scene.
more HERE

China in Space

A Chinese astronaut today became the first in his country's history to complete a space walk.
Mission commander Zhai Zhigang left the Shenzhou VII spacecraft to float in orbit for just under 15 minutes, making China the third country to complete a space walk after the United States and the former Soviet Union.
more HERE and HERE

A Flamingo Made of Flamingos

In 2007 National Geographic photographer Robert B. Haas captured this aerial photo of a flock of flamingo birds shaped like a giant flamingo!
more HERE

...it looks more like a duck...

Wall Street Bailout Math

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Shark Attack Cupcakes

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...do you smell something burning?

Paris Hilton took her new movie “Repo! The Genetic Opera” to the masses at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood that also happened to be playing host to Lance Bass’s birthday party.
Joined by her boyfriend Benji Madden, Ms. Hilton looked her usual slutty self in a black corset-style top, black leather jacket, and skin-tight vinyl pants.
more HERE

Peter Finch 1916 - 1977

How profound this monologue from the 1976 film 'Network' has become...Finch won the best actor Oscar posthumously for this performance...

Newman Remembered...

“Paul Newman played many unforgettable roles. But the ones for which he was proudest never had top billing on the marquee. Devoted husband. Loving father. Adoring grandfather. Dedicated philanthropist...Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. In his own words: 'It’s been a privilege to be here.' He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon. During this difficult time, we ask for privacy for our family.” - Paul's five daughters - three with Joanne Woodward: Elinor, Melissa and Claire as well as Stephanie and Susan from his marriage to Jacqueline Witte.

"There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life—and this country—is better for his being in it." — Robert Redford

"It is a real loss not just for me, but all the people in the world who knew him and that he connected with. Paul touched so many lives and mine especially -- we were friends for over 50 years." - A.E. Hotchner, Paul's longtime friend and business partner

"I was blessed to have known him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - Sally Field

"Paul was a very fine actor and a really good race driver. But mostly, he personified humanity -- always taking care of those who were less fortunate. For me, this will be his legacy." - David Letterman

"He was my hero." - Julia Roberts

"He set the bar too high for the rest of us. Not just actor, but all of us." - George Clooney

Scarlett Johansson Married

Ryan Reynolds, 31, and Scarlett Johansson, 23, got married in some remote wilderness resort outside of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on Saturday night.
The two became engaged last May after dating for about a year.
more HERE

Alanis Morrisette is on the verge of writing another monster hit song...

Happy Birthday Moon

THE PUNCHLINE

"Senator John McCain got personally involved in the bailout yesterday. He bailed on the David Letterman show." -- Jay Leno

Rocketman Completes Journey

A Swiss man has become the first person to fly solo across the English Channel using a single jet-propelled wing.
Yves Rossy landed safely after the 22-mile (35.4 km) flight from Calais to Dover, which had been twice postponed this week because of bad weather.
BBC report HERE

Best gift in the world remains : the cardboard box

Shtick Stealing Treasury Secretary

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Diesel has a Dirty Mind

Fashion brand Diesel has launched a viral film featuring censured clips from eighties porn films.
The XXX actually refers to Diesel's 30th birthday, for which the clothing company's putting on a series of events across the world from New York to Sao Paolo to Tokyo.
more HERE

Paris Porno Portrait

British artist Damien Hirst has paid an undisclosed amount for a portrait of US socialite Paris Hilton made from images taken from pornographic magazines.The collage - entitled Paris, 2008 - was the work of Jonathan Yeo.
Yeo's use of adult magazines began in 2004 after the White House canceled a commission to paint President George Bush.
BBC blurb HERE

Redneck Amusement Park

B-O-R-I-N-G!

I suppose Presidential debates are typically boring but, for pete's sake...I wanted to poke my eyes out!
The best one-liner from the debate? Actually it came after the debate from Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank, who said, “When they opened their mouths, what came out was neither hot nor cold, but a tepid gruel.”
read what others thought HERE
AP video report HERE

Russia Covers Nader

Condolezzbo Rice

A mid-level member of the Republican National Committee has stated that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, not Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, was the first choice for Senator John McCain's female running mate. However, Rice was allegedly not chosen because of the persistent lesbian rumors surrounding her.
more HERE

Fast...or Fined

A 28-year-old Russian female, who visited Dubai on a tourist visa, and a 30-year-old male citizen of Lebanon, a salesman in a local store, were put on trial for drinking juice in a public place in the daytime during Muslim fasting. The police caught the two people red-handed at a gas station in Dubai.
In accordance with the Federal Penal Code of the United Arab Emirates, a public intake of food and beverages during daytime hours of the month of Ramadan is forbidden by Article 313.
The article stipulates the punishment in the form of either a monetary penalty – up to 2,000 dirhems ($555) – or even a term of up to one month in prison.
The young people told the court that they were not Muslims and were thus unaware of the fact that their actions could be punishable.
The court took the mitigating circumstances into consideration, but found the defendants guilty, since ignorance did not exclude responsibility. The court ruled that the young people must pay the fine of 1,000 dirhems ($278) each.
more HERE

CBS Presents Boobs

Hollywood thrives at passing off props as the real deal, but what about Hollywood's stars? Do they also aim to deceive? HERE you can answer the question of whether you think they are real or fake.

Happy Birthday Shaun Cassidy

How to Enjoy a Colonoscopy

Movie legend Paul Newman dies

Hollywood legend Paul Newman has died of cancer at the age of 83

Newman finished chemotherapy treatment for cancer in August and it was widely reported that he had only weeks to live.
In June this year, a neighbor and business partner said the actor told him about the disease the previous year.
In May, Newman pulled out of directing John Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Men' for unspecified health reasons.
The actor's representative had previously dismissed the cancer claims as simply "not true".
Newman retired from acting in 2006 after a 50-year career that included such classic films as: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969), The Sting (1971), The Hustler (1961), Cool Hand Luke (1967), Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956), Slapshot (1977), Sometimes a Great Notion (1971) and Absence of Malice (1981) . Newman was nominated for 10 Oscars, winning best actor for his role in The Color Of Money in 1986.
more HERE
IMDB HERE

Happy Birthday Carlene Carter

Iggy Pop Wears Crocs

IDIOT!

Ed has a new job...

LOS ANGELES, California — Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper. The 85-year-old former "Tonight Show" sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian.
In the first video, McMahon, who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes, and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover.
"When I retired, I was famous..." McMahon raps in the video. "...I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."
AP report HERE

Wa Mu - Boo Hoo!

Washington Mutual is Largest U.S. Banking Failure in History
WaMu had its banking unit seized Sept. 25, 2008 by government regulators after customers withdrew $16.7 billion over 10 days. JPMorgan Chase & Co. became the biggest U.S. bank by deposits when it bought WaMu's branches with a $1.9 billion payment to the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
more HERE

Happy Birthday Donna Douglas

Family Friendly Sex Club

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website HERE

The Many Hats of Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is to play sidekick Tonto in a Disney remake of The Lone Ranger.
The Hollywood star is also set to reprise his role in Pirates Of The Caribbean and has confirmed reports that he has been cast as the Mad Hatter in a Tim Burton remake of Alice In Wonderland.
more HERE