Jeff Conaway Dead Pool Countdown

Jeff Conaway of "Celebrity Rehab"/"TAXI" says he's finally off drugs. Jeff told Inside Edition that John Travolta and Scientology have helped him. What? His crackwhore girlfriend didn't HELP him? ...hummm

He said, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like 'holy cow', he says whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working. John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”
more HERE

The only audit Jeff needs is the one where we find out exactly how much cash he threw away using that whore/girlfriend/drug dealer to create his STASH...

Note to Self: Update deadpool picks, move up 'Taxi' guys date...

Bonds Indictment Unsealed...

A federal judge today ordered the unsealing of the transcript of Barry Bonds December 2003 testimony before a San Francisco grand jury, an appearance that resulted in the baseball star's indictment last year on perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
The order came following a court hearing during which the Judge cited deficiencies in the Bonds indictment and directed prosecutors to either redraft the document or head back into a grand jury to seek a new indictment.
While the entire Bonds transcript is worth it's weight in dead trees, we particularly enjoyed his answer to a question posed by one juror about Greg Anderson, the athlete's friend and trainer/drug supplier. "With all the money you make, have you ever thought of maybe building him a mansion or something?"
Bonds replied, "One, I'm black. And I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. And I'm keeping my money. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. There ain't that many rich black people. And I ain't giving my money up. That's why."

WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLIS?
Read the 149 page document HERE

Sandra Bullock and Amputee Love

Sandra Bullock carried her two dogs around New York City this morning. She was spotted along with her husband Jesse James leaving their home with bi-pedal dog Ruby and three-legged pooch Poppy. Both dogs were rescued from shelters a few years back. more HERE

If they're looking for more companionship, we hear Heather Mills may be in need of a friend in the middle of March or so...

The Dean Martin Show

Larry King needs to stay SEATED...

We Finish Up Black History Month with a BANG

Bijou Phillips is a Crack Up...uh...or Down...

Timberlake SPORTS WOOD...

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy waaaay back! JT sports a '70s-style mustache, Gabe Kaplan hairdo and banana hammock in his latest big-screen role as hockey pro "Jacques Grande" in the upcoming Mike Myers comedic romp, The Love Guru.

Jamie Lynn Spears (They Only Go out at Night?)

WILLIAM SPEARS, BRITNEY's uncle and younger brother of dad JAMIE rambled on about Father Jamie having a vasectomy after Britney was born and being shocked to learn Lynne was pregnant again.
Willy said, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his."
Jamie Spears demanded a DNA test. The results proved Jamie Lynne was his.
Uncle Willy added, "That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”
He thinks "history is repeating itself," because JLS is knocked up.
more HERE

Gay for Pay

A new episode of MTV's True Life aired last night called "I Work in the Sex Industry."
While "sex industry" is defined kinda loosely (one of the girls they follow hosts a college radio sex show), the storyline following Aaron, a 23-year-old straight guy who works in gay porn, was pretty different.
He says he really, truly is straight but that he can't turn the money down, since gay sex scenes offer about five times the cash as straight ones, and he simply relies on Viagra to get him up. His family seems to have a hard time believing that he can do that job and be straight, and even his co-stars tease him about how he just doesn't know he's gay yet. Reality TV at it's finest...
See it HERE

Dusty's Day at the Beach

more Celebrities on the beach HERE

J-Lo - Cash Cow

Jennifer Lopez reportedly spent $1.4 million on giving birth.

The singer paid $700,000 to reserve a luxurious birthing suite at Long Island's North Shore University Hospital, where she delivered her twins on February 22, 2008.
The $175,000-a-week suite - which included brown leather couches, a large Apple computer monitor, two plasma screen TVs, wooden flooring and a private kitchen - was also reserved by Jennifer and husband Marc Anthony three weeks before the star's due date.
Jennifer and Marc also paid $300,000 for private doctors and nurses, $300,000 on security and a further $100,000 on personal assistants before the birth.

Sources close to the couple also claim they have named the twins, a boy and a girl, Maximiano and Emelina.
A family insider told In Touch magazine: "Jennifer is doing so well but we have gone through a lot of tissues. Everyone is crying many tears of joy."

Cry me a river...have you seen her ACT? Of course not, because SHE CAN'T...

Oh No! It's Mr.Bill...

During the February 27, 2008 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly attacked Arianna Huffington...
"What's the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and Arianna Huffington? What's the difference?" O'Reilly queried...
He went on..."I don't see any difference between Huffington and the Nazis. ... I don't see any difference."
More HERE

Lil' Lohan Wants IT Bad...

"I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know..."
That from Ali Lohan, who makes no secret of the fact that she’s addicted to fame and fortune like her older sister, Lindsay. The 14-year-old spoke with Teen Vogue about making a name for herself...
She has said that watching the progression of her sister's career has actually encouraged her to take a stab at it herself. "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does..."
So...it's substance abuse, public humiliation, nip-slips and crotch shots in Ali's future?

Medical Advice 101

Note to Self: Never EVER go 'COLD TURKEY' off Prilosec...

...if you do the photo below is a representation of the result...
...and, trust me, you'll be standing up at the time... (SO I HEAR)

...or it could've been the chicken wings that were consumed after sitting out for 48 hrs...

Say What?

$4 gasoline? It's news to Bush...

When asked about the possibility of the price going that high, president says, 'That's interesting, I hadn't heard that.'
Los Angeles Times article HERE
video HERE

Bipartisanland

Nascar in Vegas: A Whitetrash Dream

NASCAR is roaring into Las Vegas with lots of activities and a big race weekend expected to draw thousands of fans. more HERE

Johnny Mac calls himself a Liberal

See it HERE

I Knew it! ...I Knew it all along...

Super Sexy Censorship

A sensual cover image featuring a lesbian embrace has been censored after objections from a major retailer.
DIVA, Europe's leading lesbian glossy, had chosen the photo, a homage to a legendary cover of Rolling Stone magazine featuring John Lennon and Yoko Ono, for the cover of their SEX issue.
the story is HERE
DIVA website HERE

Leap Year

...everything you ever wanted to know about leap year is HERE

THIS video helps explain the image above...

Praise the Lard

Pastry lard was used to make this carving of Ozzy Osbourne

The hospitality industry hosted a trade fair last week in London called Hotelympia. Students from Adam Smith College in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, swept the "Works in Fat" contest, in which participants had to carve detailed sculptures out of pastry lard.
BBC story is HERE
NPR podcast HERE

Really?

Yes, it's a DVD...
available HERE

Born in the Zone

Republican presidential candidate John McCain's birth in the Panama Canal Zone is raising some concerns about whether he can legitimately seek the presidency, the New York Times reported.

The Constitution states that only a "natural-born citizen'' can serve as president, the Times said. McCain was born on a military installation in the Canal Zone in 1936, where his mother and father, a Navy officer, were stationed, the Times said.
more HERE

Mariah & the Geek

Playboy wants Lohan

After Lindsay Lohan's New Yorker spread, it seems Hugh Hefner has a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot plan of his own. He does own the crypt next to Ms. Monroe in the fabulous Westwood Park cemetery after all.
Lindsay did the New Yorker free of charge...we're guessing the Playboy offer will be WAY WAY North of that...

BUT REALLY...let's talk about her nipples...
I mean, from the angle in the shot above...the word CREEPY comes to mind....

Yeah, I'm SURE this DIDN'T happen...

Boy George pled not guilty to chaining down a hooker. Boy George is accused of assaulting 28-year-old Norwegian escort Audun Carlsen and chaining HIM to a wall in his Shoreditch, East London home.

George gave his plea and confirmed he understood the terms of his bail. The trial is this coming November.
story is HERE

Valerie Bertinelli Really Tells All on “Oprah”

it's all HERE

RIP: Buddy Miles

Buddy Miles, who co-founded and played drums in Band Of Gypsys with Jimi Hendrix, passed away Tuesday February 26, 2008 in Austin, Texas due to congestive heart failure, at the age of 60.
obit HERE

Singing Bellybuttons, we remember...

Front Line Harry

The Sun is reporting that Prince Harry is in Afghanistan fighting with British forces against the Taliban. Harry has been there since December on a secret mission. The British media agreed to keep the mission quiet to prevent the Taliban from seeking out the Prince. The media agreed to only publish the story when Harry was safely back home. The agreement was terminated after the Drudge Report published the news today.

He had planned to tour Iraq last year, but that was canceled due to security fears.

The HBIC of the British Army said, “I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. This is in stark contrast to the highly responsible attitude that the whole of the UK print and broadcast media, along with a small number of overseas, who have entered into an understanding with us over the coverage of Prince Harry on operations. After a lengthy period of discussion between the MoD and the editors of regional, national and international media, the editors took the commendable attitude to restrain their coverage."

Why do they BOIL meat in England?

Kate Beckinsale and her 'Pharoh's Tomb'

Kate Beckinsale gave an interview to Allure magazine in which she flung around more innuendos than Graham Norton at a cock-fight.

"I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!
"My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" she giggled before silently mouthing the words 'My twat' at the interviewer.

see the cover shoot pics HERE

SwingerCAST? ...WTF???

Hear it all HERE

Keith calls Mick "A Maniac" & "Power Freak"

In a wide-ranging interview, Keith Richards, 64, spoke about his relationship with Sir Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stone's energetic frontman.

Keith said, "Mick's a maniac. He can't get up in the morning without knowing immediately who he's going to call.
"Meanwhile, I just go 'Thank God I'm awake' and wait for three or four hours before I do anything. He is a power freak and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to do anything about it. Let him bugger about. It doesn't make any difference to what we do."

The legend was speaking from his home in the Turks and Caicos Islands to promote Shine A Light, Martin Scorsese's documentary about the Rolling Stones.
Read more HERE and HERE

Skunk Haired American Idol Busted for DUI

Amanda Overmyer pled guilty to DUI back in October 2006 near her hometown of Crawfordsville, Indiana. She received a suspended sentence of 60 days and was placed on 180 days probation, which ended in August 2007. ...this is news?
apparently so...more HERE

BTW, she gets those outfits HERE
Here she is desecrating a Kansas Classic

RIP: Boyd Coddington

Boyd Coddington, the hot-rod innovator whose creations won the coveted Grand National Roadster Show's America's Most Beautiful Roadster (AMBR) trophy a record six times, died Wednesday morning after a lengthy hospital stay. He was 63.
more HERE

A - OK!

NORWEGIAN stunner LENE ALEXANDRA claims her “Boobs Are Ok” – so the Sun thought they'd provide you with more images of them.
The curvy Scandinavian, who once claimed to have taken part in a threesome with ROBBIE WILLIAMS, has conquered the charts in her homeland.

Baseball Mathematics

Brian McNamee, former trainer of Roger Clemens, not only called out his former clients steroid use, but conceded that Debbie Clemens, wife of the pitching sensation, also shot-up...apparently she wanted to look good for the Sports Illustrated photo shoot (above bottom).

The New York Daily News reports that Mrs. Clemens compared boob jobs with Jessica Canseco at a notorious party where it is alleged Roger and Debbie were first introduced to performance enhancing drugs.

Congress officially asked the Justice Department to investigate Roger Clemens on perjury charges Wednesday.
Newsweek article is HERE

...probably uses a butter knife to kill...

Meet 20-year-old Jenny Stroth from Denver, Colorado. Jennifer was arrested for allegedly stabbing her 72-year-old boyfriend on February 1st and then again on February 16th.

HERE is some more information about our friend from LOVELAND, Colorado

Yippie Kay Yay Mother F**kers!

official website HERE

Where'd She Get Those Peepers

Did anyone notice Hillary's eye makeup during last night's Democratic presidential candidates debate from Cleavland, Ohio?
She looked like a drag queen from a New York Dolls revue...
more on the debate HERE

RIP: William F. Buckley 82

Story HERE

Note to Self...

...woke up today...Hell Froze Over...Kelly Osbourne looked HOT...

...there must be something wrong with me...

The Problem with Education

George's contempt for Dr. Seuss

Wow! Look...Brad Proposed...

Coke Possession equals Community Service for Bobby Brown

Singer Bobby Brown will not face any criminal charges after police said they found a small amount of cocaine in his possession, but he has agreed to one year of community service.
Brown’s attorney said Tuesday a Brockton District Court clerk magistrate found no probable cause to issue a criminal complaint, but recommended that Brown volunteer to mentor young people, which Brown wanted to do anyway.
Attorney Jeff Denner said if no other issues arise over the next year, the matter will be struck from the docket.
Police responding to a disturbance at a Brockton hotel on Dec. 1, 2007 said they found Brown, 39, sitting in an SUV in the parking lot, with cocaine in his possession.
more HERE

The Boston native is the former husband of singer Whitney Houston, was part of the pop group New Edition as a child, and stars in the CMT Network show “Gone Country”.