A Very Fallon Christmas

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THE PUNCHLINE

President Obama attended the All-Star Game in St. Louis. He was there to give a 10-run bailout to whoever was losing in the ninth inning."
-- Jimmy Fallon

Fallon vs. Woods

Beer Pong with Betty White

The Return of Zack Morris

THE PUNCHLINE

"The Somali pirate on trial in Manhattan was indicted on 10 charges of piracy. His bail was set at 100 doubloons."
-- Jimmy Fallon

THE PUNCHLINE

"There's a new iPhone app called MyNetDiary. It helps you lose weight. Here's how it works: You press Google Earth, and if you can spot yourself, you've eaten too much."
-- Jimmy Fallon

The Carrot Contest

Fallon's First Night Floundering

Jimmy Fallon got the most awkward moment of his first week out of the way last night: Impersonating Robert De Niro while the actor sat next to him, and then asking De Niro for approval: "That was pretty good, right?"
At one point during his opening interview with Robert DeNiro, Fallon was sweating profusely. Sweaty, tense, uptight, nervous, wound-up, keyed up -- pick an adjective. Any one of them would describe Fallon's demeanor on opening night.
But, you have to give Jimmy Fallon credit for one thing: He has pretty great taste in music.
The house band for "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," which premiered Monday night on NBC, is the outstanding Philadelphia hip-hop/R&B band the Roots...
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opening monologue HERE
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Beautiful People?

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Late Night Chess Game

FoxNews is claiming Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien in 2009. FoxNews' friend of a friend of a friend said it's a done deal. Conan is leaving "Late Night" to take over for Jay Leno in May 2009. Jay Leno will replace "Nightline" on ABC, pushing Jimmy Kimmel to 12:30am.
NBC will reportedly make the announcement during their fall '08 rollout on May 11th and 12th.

No word on what will happen to Space Ghost Coast to Coast or Fernwood 2 Nite...

The Ultimate List of Holiday TV Specials

• Dec. 4, 8 p.m., "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (CBS): Rudolph's trusty schnoz saves the day in this Christmastime classic.

• Dec. 5, 10 p.m., "Tyler Perry's House of Payne: How the Wench Stole Christmas" (TBS): In this holiday-themed episode, Perry's famous Madea character returns to snap Curtis out of a Scrooge-like mood.

• Dec. 6, 9 p.m., "Top Chef Holiday Special" (Bravo): Fan favorites return for a seasonal cookoff.

• Dec. 7, 8 p.m., "Frosty the Snowman" (CBS): Will Frosty be able to haul his "jolly, happy soul" to the North Pole before he melts?

• Dec. 8, 9 p.m., "Lost Holiday: The Jim and Suzanne Shemwell Story" (Lifetime): An estranged husband and wife are stranded after a blizzard and must work together to survive.

• Dec. 9, 8 p.m., "Holiday in Handcuffs" (ABC Family): Melissa Joan Hart stars as a desperate woman who kidnaps a handsome man, played by Mario Lopez, to bring home for the holidays.

• Dec. 9, 9 p.m., "An Accidental Christmas" (Lifetime): Two calculating kids scheme to bring their separated parents back together during Christmas vacation.

• Dec. 10, 10 p.m., "L.A. Holiday Celebration 2007" (PBS): A one-hour special highlighting Los Angeles' annual multicultural holiday show, with Little Willie G, the Klezmatics, chorales, dancers and more.

• Dec. 12, 10 p.m., "Christmas in Washington" (TNT): Ne-Yo, Andrea Bocelli, Katharine McPhee and "High School Musical's" Vanessa Hudgens headline the musical celebration, which benefits the National Children's Medical Center.

• Dec. 13, 9:30 p.m., "Saturday Night Live: Christmas Special" (NBC): All your favorite holiday-themed sketches from the past 30 years, packed into one show hosted by Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey.

• Dec. 14, 8 p.m., "It's a Wonderful Life" (NBC): What's the season without Frank Capra's 1946 holiday classic?

• Dec. 15, 8 p.m.,"Snowglobe" (ABC Family): Christina Milian stars as a woman who seeks the perfect Christmas inside a mystical snow globe.

• Dec. 21, 8 p.m., "The Ninth Annual A Home for the Holidays" (CBS): With Sheryl Crow, Fergie and John Legend, this special celebrates the joys of adoption.

• Dec. 23, 7 p.m., "Elmo's Christmas Countdown" (ABC): "The Sopranos'" Steve Schirippa and Tony Sirico lend their voices as Bert and Ernie in this "Sesame Street" Christmas special.

• Dec. 23, 8 p.m., "The Story of Santa Claus" (CW): Edward Asner, Betty White and Tim Curry voice animated characters in this story about a toymaker and his wife who are evicted by an evil landlord.

• Dec. 24, 8 p.m., 24 hours of "A Christmas Story" (TBS): Spend a full day with Ralphie and his official Red Ryder carbine action, 200- shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.