Saturday, September 12, 2009

Kate Hudson : The V

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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Annie's Dirty Deleted Scene

A naughty dancing scene in new movie Bride Wars had to be cut when Anne Hathaway took it a little too far.
The actress decided to have a little fun with her dancing partner, not realizing cameras were still rolling. She explains, "My favorite part of the scene got cut out of the movie. At the end of it I run up to my partner and I did a handstand at his feet and wrapped my legs around his head and pulled myself up and then he grabbed my butt. "I opened my legs wide, into a V, and I said, 'F**k me!'"
Co-star and producer Kate Hudson insists the X-Rated scene will be among the outtakes on the DVD.
blurb HERE

...we can only hope...

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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Kate Hudson goes to LAX

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Nonpartisan Nipples

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Dane Cook is pitchin' a fit...

Dane Cook has taken to his MySpace to whine about the poster from a movie most of us will probably never see. Dane listed the 10 reasons why he hates it so much.
  1. Graphics: Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using "You Suck at Photoshop" templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.
  2. My head: The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Britney Spears' vagina.
  3. The Stare: My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudsons hair. Kate's mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half stunned, half corsage.
  4. Lips: It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!
  5. Fashion: My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It's going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I'm also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.
  6. Flesh: It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the fuckin' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond's dolls would look at me and say "shit ... that guys got flawless skin!"
  7. Hair: It's actually a close up shot of Tom Selleck's Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin'.
  8. The set: Pick one. This entire film takes place: A. on Gattaca B. at the Fortress of Solitude C. inside a crystal wind chime
  9. The cast: Alec Baldwin is so fucking funny in this movie! Is he on the poster? I think so. He plays the wise talking plant Jason is clutching.
  10. Final thoughts: I set out to make a movie like the contemporary men and women, that you and I respect, are making. My generation of comedians, actors, directors and producers that I wish to collaborate with as I build a solid body of work.

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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Kate Hudson Done Up for W

Cascaded by a mane of luxurious blonde locks and peppered with a bit too much makeup, a recently-single Kate Hudson perfects a dangerous pose on the September 2008 cover of W magazine.
the article is HERE

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Out with the New / In with the Old

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong broke up and she's already got herself a new man.
Well, an old new man.
Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, were kissing on the street in front of her apartment in Manhattan.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Kate's Kid tests Boob Boundaries

Kate Hudson has revealed that her four-year-old son Ryder has developed a keen interest in the female body, is obsessed with her breasts and is always trying to lift up her top.
She told talk show host Conan O'Brien: "I'm working on getting him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it's hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. He's four years old!"
more HERE

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Kate and a space between her boobs...

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kate Hudson/Owen Wilson, friends w/benefits?

"I'll hump on you...just don't kill yourself, okay?"

They spent time together in Miami on Kate's 29th birthday last Saturday; apparently humping like bunnies. In the picture above Kate appears to be mounting Owen, lending credibility to reports that the two are giving their relationship another 'roll in the hay'.

"Just Friends" don't mount each other ...do they?

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Kate Hudson on set of new Smurf Film

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Breaking News: GUNMAN at Kate Hudsons House

A person with a gun has been arrested at Kate Hudson's house in New York City.

Police sources are saying a woman called 911 after seeing what she thought were men on her roof with a rifle. When cops arrived, they found two young men, one with a camera and one with an unloaded rifle. The men are telling cops they are shooting a movie -- and NYU is nearby.

Both men are in cuffs and are still being interviewed at the scene.

It is not known if Ms. Hudson was home at the time.

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Quotes from Kate Hudson

On Chris Robinson:

“I do love my ex (husband). Even if your romantic relationship no longer works, your family one still can. Chris and I did not look at this from the beginning as any kind of traditional marriage: It’s about being a family forever and we are. Whatever man I end up with, I will always love Chris.”

On the type of man she’s into:

“I don’t have crushes on the cute guys I have really bizarre taste in men! You know what the common ground is? Brains. I like witty and funny I always love writers.”

On her personal dating strategy:

“If a guy doesn’t call you, why not call him? Look, I’m not giving advice here. Who really knows anything about relationships? But if you want to see a guy, I see no problem in saying to him, Lets get together. If men have a problem with that and don’t call you back, then that guy has no balls and you’re better off without him!”

On her own self-image (and baby No. 2):

“I have no boobs And I’ve always had a bit of a booty. I do not like to look at photos of me. I sweat if forced to watch my own movies. It all makes you far too self-conscious I know I won’t have this body forever. I would like to have another child some day.”

And, on what you didn’t know about her:

“I’ve always been a dancer I took ballet from the age of 3 to 13, then got into jazz dance. Now I have a dance instructor several times a week and do Pilates.”

Finally, on being a tabloid target:

“This (level of interest in my private life) is totally new for me! I was married, happy and oblivious to all of this. The second I became single is when it started. According to every magazine, I’m with every other guy except the person I’m actually interested in!”

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Kate Hudson and her ex-husband Jesus of Nazareth share some parent time...