Brad Pitt Gets Wired

Brad Pitt is on the cover of the August issue of Wired Magazine. Why is Brad Pitt on the cover? Because Brad is giving apparently very bad advice on correct 21st century technology culture behavior. Excerpts:

• On Ashton Kutcher posting a picture of his wife's butt on Twitter: "Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other people's wives' butts."
• On looking for love on the internet: "Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don't, they'll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie."
• On using the phone while you're taking a pee or poo: "No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
• On texting while you're taking a pee or poo: "Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."

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