Star Jones in a 2 piece?...WTF!

Star Jones, gastric bypass scars and all...

Star Jones at Cannes

Could someone please explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HER ARM PIT?
Is that some sort of tunnel to the 4th DIMENSION?
I always knew she was an ALIEN...

Mr. & Mrs. Jodie Foster have split up...

The National Enquirer claims their "marriage" has come to an end.

A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney Bernard. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."

Rosie has got to be next... Don't these things happen in three's? 1st it was Starr Jones, then Jodie...It's got to be Rosie...

Al 'Ex-hubby of Star Jones' Speaks

The soon-to-be ex-husband of Star Jones posted a 485-word rant on MySpace and Facebook on Tuesday, using the social-networking Web sites to air his frustrations with media coverage.

Dear Friends: If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al Month.” And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity. The media has barraged me (at my home), my friends, my family(including my 79 year old mother), my college classmates, my students and my professional colleagues. Yet, despite this intense level of provocation, I have said nothing. My Publicist has put out a one sentence statement: “We’re taking the high road.” And we have and will continue on that path. As much as I want to defend myself, it seems like a silly and futile exercise. It’s clear that the media doesn’t want to let the truth get in the way of a good story. I hate to ruin their fun. I take great comfort in the fact that my loved ones and those people who really know me continue to love and respect me. Thank you “all” for the endless emails, phone calls and words of encouragement. I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work.

What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.

Exclusive: Excerpt from Barbara Walters' New Book

" ...and then we took a couple of old bedspreads and made dresses out of them..."

Star Jones TV Show Cancelled

Star Jones is outta work again...whoooo hoooo!...
TruTV has canceled Star Jones Reynolds' talk show after a six-month run.
more HERE

No word from LucasFilm on her working in the new live action Star Wars TV show currently in development as Jabba the Hut.