Heather Mills back in the U.S.S.A.

The costume wig didn't work. GOLDDIGGER Heather Mills needs to take some of that McCartney blood money and buy a wig that doesn't look like it came out of the clearance bin.

Heather tried her white trash hardest to disguise herself as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday, but ended up drawing more attention. A better disguise would have been if she just strolled into the first class lounge with her daughter. The real Heather Mills would never do that!

Heather has also proven that the fannypack will never EVER make a comeback.
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